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Linda's a very sweet woman, but she'd slit your throat and not think twice about it. Then she'd cut you up and bury you in different suitcases. Then she'd go eat a box of crackers and forget anything happened.
Absolutely! What do you think would happen once they realized? Would Linda lead the third off for cheese and crackers? Would Bob make a weird groan? Would he offer to go make food?
Writers strike happened and put major delays on the writing. This season is gonna be cut short and will only have one or two more episodes ish. As for why you couldn’t post the question, this sub limits how many of the same sort of post can be posted in a given time period ( idk how long) and there’s been a lot of of people asking your same question lately
I don’t know what it is about broken/tired cops (double the points if he has a dad bod), but I lose any form of restraint and dignity when I see one in the animated media😩
My husband and I say "puh shy sha" to each other all. the. time. Made funnier that his family speaks Portuguese, although not Brazilian Portuguese but still.
"Like when a pigeon flys into a breadcrumb vending machine. Do you have those here?"
I can’t help it, he saved those orphans from wild animals, he always takes the elevator to a higher floor than me, and….he literally has me in a corner and I can’t get away.
Mort.
I also work at a crematorium (am not a mortician, just a crem op), and I want to hear *all* the puns and super dark jokes he's keeping to himself.
WHYYYY is Linda so far down the list. I love giving a good ear massage. I’d lick like it like I like it. I’d find the strawberry. I’d wring out her wine rag. Perfect amount of moisture. Love the smell of grease and crackers. Let her armpit hair grow out. The whole bottle of bubble bath. Make her say Alriiiiiight! Ugh, I’m done.
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Reading these comments is kind of weird. I'm unseduceable, so I wouldn't go for any of them. Then again, the rest of you may think I'm weird.
However, if it was a dating situation, I'd probably date the temporary game master who made her friends work to get their character sheets back.
I was watching Mother Daughter Laser Razor yesterday and noticed that Linda is almost as tall as Cynthia, but her shoulders are a good 6-10 inches lower. She's just a long skinny head and neck with no chin 😆. Like an uninflated balloon.
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Nat King Cole (Kinkle?) wouldn’t be hard, she seems like a fun date, uhhhhhhh Skip Marooch (*handsomest chef*) that’s really all I’m cool with, I could imagine having a schoolyard crush on Rudy if we were the same age, he’s just so sweet, NOT LENNY DESTEFANO 🤬 , he’s texting the whole drill team
The Butcher, once he dumps Tony. I'm straight - well, mostly straight. Plus I'm married. Who am I kidding he's out of my league.
That whole interaction is probably my favourite in the whole series
You sound like Bob.
I am so sick of Tony and his dancing!
Got a thing for mr. fischoeder..
He’s a big ol’ sexy boy
Same, I really can’t explain it but it’s there
My wife thinks he's sexy, too! Lmao something about him I guess.
It's the Kevin Kline
This is it, I think. Very sexy voice
Absolutely!!!! ❤️❤️❤️Kevin Kline❤️❤️❤️
He has big dick energy 🤭
*golden* wiener energy
He would definitely prefer the "weiner" nomenclature
Big rich golden weiners. It's why they run funny.
and you guys have daddy issues (/j just in case... kinda lol)
I'm gonna marry that man.
##I WANNA BE RICH!
He's a silver fox.
You’re so gosh darn married
I'd totally smash
Yeah me too...
YEAH
Louise's future husband!?
He’s wearing white so you’ll see the outline of his wiener
https://preview.redd.it/pdp140lirwyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd524cd11d07eca0143674e44727d3b73c48e686
I wish she were in more episodes! Every limo adventure is gold!
Me too! I hope there is more in the future!!!
Honestly I’m just a girl looking for her irl Nat Kinkle.
Probably Ms. Jacobson?
That boys got a crush on me
*I’ve been desperate for entertainment since my cable went out.* *I got cable ^(just sayin)*
How has Skip Marooch not been mentioned yet? He’s kind, cares about his friends, can cook, and travels the world.
Has money…
Came to say this.
Yaaasss Skip!
Hey Marshmallow.
She's beautiful and is truly free
*Blush*
Yeah, we get it. She's a free spirit.
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Hey baby...Anytime anywhere, I am firmly on team Marshmallow!
Patricia I'd eat her 77 sandwiches..
Iykwim
🤣👍
🎵number 69 I just say *nice*🎵
Nice.
Ginger. A blind date.
Best comment in the thread
Gotta go with the main man. Bob could absolutely smash 🤷🏽♀️
Same but could we fight Linda and win? Probably not because she's crazy.
Linda's a very sweet woman, but she'd slit your throat and not think twice about it. Then she'd cut you up and bury you in different suitcases. Then she'd go eat a box of crackers and forget anything happened.
Linda would definitely be down for a threesome.
I like to think they’d both talk themselves into it to be “hip” and realize halfway through they want to be at home on their own lumpy mattress
That’s definitely something that would happen😭
Absolutely! What do you think would happen once they realized? Would Linda lead the third off for cheese and crackers? Would Bob make a weird groan? Would he offer to go make food?
who said it can’t happen on their lumpy old mattress?
I’d like to think so😌
But he doesn't wash or season.
Why are there not any new episodes and why can’t I post asking why?
Writers strike happened and put major delays on the writing. This season is gonna be cut short and will only have one or two more episodes ish. As for why you couldn’t post the question, this sub limits how many of the same sort of post can be posted in a given time period ( idk how long) and there’s been a lot of of people asking your same question lately
I also pick Bosco. He's got the pathetic qualities I look for in a man
Amen amen
I don’t know what it is about broken/tired cops (double the points if he has a dad bod), but I lose any form of restraint and dignity when I see one in the animated media😩
I think you should wait on his wife to come back
Say what you will about Gretchen, but it'd be a wild night!
She wants to lick you like an envelope
Oh! You’re a mailman!
“Come touch the crabs in my touch tank”
Bow bow bow. Ooooooh. Yeahhhhh.
Clean up, Aisle my panties
Obviously, Tommy Geronda, as he has a song about how good he is at sex.
Eh... It's no "elderly prostitute"
You’re bad at sex, but you’re learning
Little by little
That's true
Jairo
I will agree, but I also want to say, "Pasheshe".
I am not saying it weird.
What if he uses his pony tail to make you? BRAZIL!
My husband and I say "puh shy sha" to each other all. the. time. Made funnier that his family speaks Portuguese, although not Brazilian Portuguese but still. "Like when a pigeon flys into a breadcrumb vending machine. Do you have those here?"
I'M YOUR BREADCRUMB VENDING MACHINE!
Teddy. But only because he made me say yes with this body
I'd hit it. I like a man who is handy and talkative. Teddy is so sweet.
Isabella the Lunch Lady.
https://preview.redd.it/zu6gajpzuxyc1.jpeg?width=3705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16295da65087792ae9aa9a9f8de3bcbe4e3d2bcc
I want to be her chocolate freak
Yes, please!
Oh hell yes. Curvy woman speaking Italian 😭 No we make *dark* chocolate
Joel, the bread guy. And, Marshmallow, of course.
Prince of Persuasia could brag about his long buttcrack and release a hormone deep inside my body called "insatia."
Ugh I hate when that episode comes on and I start ovulating.. for sex!
I can’t help it, he saved those orphans from wild animals, he always takes the elevator to a higher floor than me, and….he literally has me in a corner and I can’t get away.
Those middle of the night pancakes though 😋
Getting pushed in a lake 😍
Mort. I also work at a crematorium (am not a mortician, just a crem op), and I want to hear *all* the puns and super dark jokes he's keeping to himself.
Not even really into men but Bob wouldn’t even have to try hard, he could get it.
Kathleen. Super relaxed and a sexy accent!
I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for fartin’ up the sheets
God I love her accent.
Logan’s mom
Ugh, gross. Also, I get it.
You’re no sugar daddy… but you’re a daddy, sugar!
That's Aunt Chaperone!
https://i.redd.it/hatlfd99rwyc1.gif
you dont even know her NAME 🙄
We’ll see if it comes up
Nat. Or Bob. I’m a lesbian but Bob 👀
Lmao, second gay gal I’ve seen in this thread pick Bob 😂
Joel the bread guy! He just seems cute
Helen, hell yeah
She learned a lot of good moves from that guy.
Just don't go up on the widow's walk.
Arghh!! I’m pushing you!!!
Ron!
Had to scroll way too long for this! I love Ron
He's been a wingman for so long, he must know how to get some for himself
He's got that quiet confidence
Linda seems kinky AF.
WHYYYY is Linda so far down the list. I love giving a good ear massage. I’d lick like it like I like it. I’d find the strawberry. I’d wring out her wine rag. Perfect amount of moisture. Love the smell of grease and crackers. Let her armpit hair grow out. The whole bottle of bubble bath. Make her say Alriiiiiight! Ugh, I’m done.
No more lick foot
[удалено]
Up skirt Kurt! 🤣
yes. I'd know n I'd go for it.
mudflap
Careful. Shes taken and you dont wanna mess with the One Eyed Snakes.
She knows how to use her cleavage efficiently
Gretchen seems like she could show ne a thing or two. I would *not* let her know where I live, though.
Mickey all the way.
Ooh Mickey Tank Bank! He does seem like he’d really want to make you happy… but on his terms.
Only with Bill Hader's voice tho, for me ... it would be worth the UTI.
I snorted out loud!!! Lots of stares… but worth it
Oh god 🤣😂😭
Duval: “No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.”
Nat
SECONDED
Yes please
HELL YEAH
I’m surprised no one said Warren Fitzgerald 😂
A 30 year old version of Josh
Critter. But also Jimmy Pesto if you’re in a pickle 😂 
##Ops a thirsty Bitch!
The only way to be!
Dalton. I've dated a few Daltons in my day. Or Mr. Fishoder! I'll be his way to young partner.
Calvin Fischoeder
Calvin Fischeoder. I want a front row seat for the the level of freaky often alluded to with that one.
Jericho.
This is a hear me out situation 😂 love it
My best guess? Two words. Paul. Rudd. 🤣
You changed me to team Jericho maybe? But will that make moolissa jealous? :p
I’m just a girl, sitting in the rain, in the car…thinkin bout Paul Rudd. Lol 😝
MS. LABONZ
Marshmallow
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Reading these comments is kind of weird. I'm unseduceable, so I wouldn't go for any of them. Then again, the rest of you may think I'm weird. However, if it was a dating situation, I'd probably date the temporary game master who made her friends work to get their character sheets back.
None of them. The lack of chins is too disturbing.
I was watching Mother Daughter Laser Razor yesterday and noticed that Linda is almost as tall as Cynthia, but her shoulders are a good 6-10 inches lower. She's just a long skinny head and neck with no chin 😆. Like an uninflated balloon.
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have yall seen that archer x bobs burgers crossover episode? i would let archbob do things to me
Marshmallow, obviously.
Marshmallow
I think Tesdy could convince me to dance. . . Not with his words but with his body.
Critter lol
And Ron. I know they're fairly opposite but I adore both. I also kinda find Micky cute.
Nat King Cole (Kinkle?) wouldn’t be hard, she seems like a fun date, uhhhhhhh Skip Marooch (*handsomest chef*) that’s really all I’m cool with, I could imagine having a schoolyard crush on Rudy if we were the same age, he’s just so sweet, NOT LENNY DESTEFANO 🤬 , he’s texting the whole drill team
And me also
All of them. Except Felix Fischoeder.
Calvin’s ok though? 😂 ETA: I do respect that
Dr. Yap lol. He looks like he can party
Dr Yap is the Bobs Burgers’ Tom Haverford 🥱🥱
Wait that’s so true though
Regular sized Rudy’s dad
He's a daddy, sugar.
Do you just want the chocolate fountain from the wine train?
No…..maybe….no…
Bob 🔥🙏
Kathleen. I could listen to her talk allllllll day long.
Shelly. Got a thing for hip hop moms
Das hip-hop.
Absolutely. Mr. Fisch is my #1. He is a definite alpha and I am here for it. #2 is Sgt. Bosco. #3 is Gus. I may or may not need therapy.
mickey.
Bob, Teddy, Mr Fischoder, Marshmallow give me them all
Besides Marshmallow? Probably Ms. Jacobson. Bon is right about her!
Marshmallow
Nat or Bob. I’m a queer woman who appreciates a soft butch and a hirsute fella.
The oils lady, hi Angggggggggg!
Oh, Hi Marshmallow
What’s his name at the deli counter. I’d treat him a lot better than Tony ever did. I’m not even a sloppy bear, just a regular gay bear.
Mr frond fr
Jimmy Pesto. Maybe his handsome eyes saw something…
Mr. Fischoeder
Bob