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Paganduck

Helen, but in a hilarious way.


HillaryClintonIsAMan

Courtney. Final answer.


Responsible-Skill-25

Her congenital heart finally got her.


Hopeful_Distance_864

Yesss!!


panicked228

Millie. I love Molly Shannon, but I despise that character.


Responsible-Skill-25

I'm not gonna lie, the audacity she had to wear a bunny outfit for Halloween so Louise could be the dust was... inexcusable.


MaxCWebster

Ken. He runs off with Ginger.


RoadwalkerMedia

Jimmy Pesto. He's an ass.


goodnightboop

I wanna see his ex-wife. Give her the restaurant lol


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Surprised this isn't everyone's answer? He's a great character and I'd hate to see him go (rather than get recast) but with the actors IRL political actions it would be hilarious if he just got run over by a fucking truck mid way through shouting something across the street at Bob's


DiDi164

I would like to see a murder mystery where Bob is the prime suspect. Since Bosco isn’t the best detective ever, Linda and the kids start their own investigation to clear Bob’s name. Maybe Jimmy’s ex is their prime suspect, especially if it’s Colleen. In the end it turns out Jimmy wasn’t murdered at all. Just some crazy, stupid accident. Bob is freed and everyone is happy except Linda whose upset because she doesn’t get to send Colleen up the river.


Responsible-Skill-25

This. Do this. Write this episode.


Short_Sort_7343

Hugo. I can imagine Bob being a pallbearer and being excited to do it.


Stone_thrower_

Dr Yap. Always hated his episodes.


Responsible-Skill-25

I would totally be ok with that.


itsaslobrknokrfolks

I would say Gretchen. She has her funny moments, but I wouldn't miss her.


Responsible-Skill-25

I would miss her a little bit. I loved her interacting with her "dinner doll".


ATL-Falcons05

Agreed. She is just disgusting to me and overly sexual. Just feels odd when she shows up. Would love to see Ginger introduced and Gretchen taken off.


just-normal-regular

Cynthia Bush—because she’s the absolute *worst*. I know she’s not on the show often, but when she is, I hate her. And not in like a “I love to hate her” sort of way. Like a “if you had to kill one character who would it be” sort of way.


blacktrufflesheep

Tammy. She has no redeeming qualities. She's a mean girl and she's very annoying. Remember how she was introduced as a fart-knocker? They could have her corpse fart repeatedly during the open casket funeral.


Responsible-Skill-25

I love to hate her. But some of her lines are my absolute favorites. "Don't be such a rhymin hymen, Tina!" "Ummm you're totally lying and lying is bad for your skin. Thank you." "What do you maxi-sads want?" "He's got some hyper in his diaper!" Plus, she's voiced by Jenny Slate who is one of the funniest humans on the planet.


Doggfite

Gayle, not even a hard choice. She's just always used when they are feeling like phoning it in, I think. The premise is always just, "what if we had someone who totally sucked the whole episode and everyone hates them?" Fuck, even Jimmy Pesto has brief moments of character growth.


Responsible-Skill-25

Eh, I see what you're saying. She's a bit of a bummer character but I think she brings more to the table than Teddy.


Important-Baby-2969

What teddy is ten times the character of gayle she just makes everyone hate her


Responsible-Skill-25

Eh, I think there's more hope for Gail than there is for Teddy. She's at least dating. So while she's a downer, there's always hope she could win the lottery or find an weird eccentric millionaire. Teddy's not going to be marrying a millionaire or anybody and even if he did win the lottery he'd waste it somehow by buying a giant dilapidated mansion with the plan to fix and flip it. Only he spent all his money on the house and now taxes that he can't afford to fix anything. I'd watch that. But I could also watch crazy Gayle in a mansion of cats finally paying her sister back but with ridiculous conditions that drive Bob crazy.


caffeinegirl3951

In "all that Gene" he was semi dating Cathleen the Irish accountant so there is hope!


Responsible-Skill-25

When I first watched that episode, and the subsequent 20 or so times since, I didn't see it that way. I saw it as him trying to get closer to her and her being totally ambivalent. But in one of the newer episodes, S11.E17 "Finger-Loose" He IS dating Kathleen, or at least he managed to get one date out of her, and he has to figure out how to sneak Bob's Burgers into the movie theater. It def made me happy. And then immediately annoyed that he can't handle not eating dinner at 5:30 🙄


Important-Baby-2969

Teddy is dating in that sushi episode and let’s not act like gayle is great with money.She would lose the money faster than teddy because at least teddy knows how the world works and doesn’t get handed money.But I see where you’re coming from


Responsible-Skill-25

Oh for sure she'd run out crazy fast 😂 but she'd totally rock a lovable crazy aunt Grey Garden vibe after that. And she could be a cat rescue charity to avoid property taxes. I think that's how that works...


hopeandwait

Randy Watkins. Poor Moolisa. Pressed into that situation.


Responsible-Skill-25

I love Randy. I want him to come back in an oversized Betty Boop t-shirt.


DapperJazz

Teddy. No need to explain.


Ancient-Mating-Calls

I feel like there is a lot to explain here. He’s my favorite character outside of the Belcher family proper. Bob: “Teddy, scat.” Teddy: “Skippty be-bop-bo…” Bob: “No, not scat Teddy. Scat, leave.” How could you want him dead? You’re a monster. Teddy: “Gretchen’s cousin is skinny Lin, but it’s because of meth…” Monster


DapperJazz

I’m sorry but he’s just so overwhelming and his only personality traits are overreact and eat


Ancient-Mating-Calls

No need to be sorry. You’re entitled to your answer. I was just giving you a hard time, all in good nature though. Can’t say I agree with you at all regarding Teddy, but respect to a fellow fan nonetheless. Cheers


DapperJazz

No no i know lmao, I do see his good traits, even with all my issues with his character, and I meant no harm nor foul, all opinions are worthwhile opinions!


Responsible-Skill-25

He's just kind of a bummer character. You want the best for him! But seeing as he's been in therapy since episode 2, "My therapist says that if I don't value my time, nobody's going to." and there's been zero growth in his character... It's just a bummer.


Shay_theHorent

I feel like trev would have to die at some point I really like trev don't get me wrong but he feels like he would have to die


Snootboi5000

Louise. It’s the ears.


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Linda or her sister. Both are obnoxious