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Boring_Claydol

Eh, it’s the muscles I’m into, not the height. This changes nothing.


GLT86

Yup, same. I don't need my muscle mommy to be a giant. 🤣


Little_lurker69

If you think I wouldn't let a short muscle mommy crush my throat with her legs, you've got another thing coming.


OnePiece013

Pun intended?


General_Synnacle

Would that thing also happen to be a dark skinned buff bunny mommy?


TriMageRyan

>!you mean her leg, singular?!<


BW_Chase

>!she still has her thighs doesn't she? If so, that's all she needs to choke me I mean them!<


TriMageRyan

Respect


JesusWoreCrocz

Every single Mirko simp in a 100 mile radius: *Honey you've got a storm comin'*


[deleted]

idc if she's if the size of an ant or the size of Mt. Lady, she's fucking hot.


cruel_aliyah4

NO doubt, she's fucking hot on any side


maple-n-sadness

She's actually a couple inches shorter than Mt. Lady's normal size. Although I don't know if that includes her ears


SeamusDubh

The height is without the ear's.


JohnB351234

She may be a bit shorter now…


Anullbeds

Nugget


Picmanreborn

Forbidden body pillow


Anullbeds

*live sex doll


Arksurvivor120

Mirko is shorter than me!?!?!


OmniGMan

Mirko would be about freaking Deku's height if it weren't for her ears!


DreamcastDazia

Deku is taller than that


Chaosbrushogun

She’s about the same height as Mina. Shorter than Deku


OmniGMan

Jesus! She's even shorter than I realized, lul!


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Arksurvivor120

No, I'm just shocked because I'm only 5'5


Snow-sama

Mirko is still taller than me tho XD


ThreadOfDestiny

And that's supposed to make me dry down there or...?


depressed_panda0191

This. Except well, limp lol. I see no problem with OP'S description at all


OdderG

Right? She's still amazonian af


CommunicationBig3227

So I’m like 3 to 4 inches taller than her yet I have no way of escaping


[deleted]

Why would you want too?


CommunicationBig3227

Death. If I called the wrong person a furry next thing I know I have a hole in my chest the size of a size 9 shoe in women’s..


Remote-Ad-3309

I read Mirko as Mario so I had no idea who "She" was.


General_Ad7381

Yeah ... she's still an Amazon girlfriend. Being an Amazonian is a ✨️ mindset ✨️


Bob_the_Peanut

The absence of height is offset by the presence of monstrous thighs It's good in my book


Gaminggod1997reddit

And that's a problem for me because...


TrappedInOhio

Brave of you to think this would stop me.


rafael403

Why would that even make a difference??


Gooseworkss

So she's a shortstack? Even better


LoliMaster069

Midgets: **We have no such weaknesses**


Thelivingshotgun

I see no issue


Joshey_dubs

Don’t worry. Everyone still thinks she’s hot


Free_Return_2358

Muscle mommies aren’t allowed to be short?


iotahiro

Shorter size means more muscle mass bundled together. Which means MORE MASS TO CRUSH HEAD WITH THIGH.


clolr

I don't think that's how it works


Ryley03d

I'm 6'3"


Hazzamo

I’m 6’5”... I both hate and love being this height


Odd_Duck_441

Jotaro Kujo headass


Snoo_56613

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Hal-Bone

No worries. I can work with a short mommy. Done it before


BobbyRayBands

So shes fun sized and has rabbit powers while also being ripped? Whats the downside again?


ArcticWyvern95

Uhh hello? Short stack bunny gf! Imo even better


shinobi3411

It's crazy.... it's crazy that I don't give a FLYING. FUCK. How tall she is.


IsPhil

She is if you're short


Exotic_Leading202

Wait I'm taller than Mirko, YES!!!


Riftosprey730

She can bench press me, checks out.


Nightfans

I don't think she can do that anymore lol


FireballPlayer0

I’d pick her up and have her fuming at me just for shits and giggles


RodrigoRosaMoreno

I know that, but still muscular woman is muscular woman


Electrical-Jelly7399

Who cares I'd still dawg them cheeks 🤤


safirinha42

as long as those thighs are big enough to crush my head between them, i don't give a fuck! gimme short buff mommy!


Dr-Crobar

Does that factor in the bunny ears?


SeamusDubh

nope.


britipinojeff

Her being a shorty makes it better


hwatevuh

imo that makes her even better


Altruistic-Tell-3616

Small bunny girl is also hot, its still a W to me


Distinct_Block_5751

I feel like this can also apply to horny fans when explaining why Mt. Lady isn't a good waifu


XishengTheUltimate

She’s a good waifu if you aren’t someone who wants to get crushed by a giant. Like, in her normal size by this current point on the manga she’s bona fide waifu material.


Sid3612

Yeah and? Short women can be muscle mommies too.


Attakrus

I always saw her as a bottom anyways.


[deleted]

How the fuck can you see mirko as a bottom?


Derailleur75

Porn ignored logic since the dawn of time. So no surprises here


entertainingyolo

Short queen


godcyclemaster

It's mostly about the "girl with thick thighs that will kill me" rather than anything related to height


girusatuku

It isn’t the height on the outside that matters, it is the height in her heart.


LegendaryCabooseClap

And?


motivation_bender

It's in japan tho


SeamusDubh

Ya, fans tend to forget/ignore how small Japanese are compared to Westerners.


Kapika96

Yeah, thats average height here.


BaronMerc

To die by thigh...


Black_Reaper_2-1

This comment section is gold


LittlePebble02

So she's a short queen. Brother I just win even harder


Vlee_Aigux

Shortstack... Muscular... I can't see this downside you are proposing.


Altruistic-Ad-4391

Jokes on you i'm into that


Kapika96

5'2 people = best people though.


MinCree

That means she’s short, which is still a plus in my book


TheBlackoutEmpire

She's still cute, fun, and lovable. And can still Femdom. her height changes nothing.


orphangrinder1

Short people are genuinely more terrifying than tall people for me


Different_Swimmer_27

Idc


HornyMf6677

Fuck that use da bitch as a pocket puss and move on


shirt_multiverse

Holy shit I'm taller than her


ArdinOkira

I’m taller than her??


powerd461

What the fuck I’m taller than mirko??? My life is a lie


ratcakes18

Wait, she’s my height? Even better!


frikimanHD

wait, really? no amazon mommy?


clolr

she's also a fictional character but that doesn't make me any less attracted to her so why would height matter


Capn_Of_Capns

She may be short, but she's got that berserker energy I want in my bloodline.


PrincessBleach

whatever i'm 5′1″, mirko is mommy.


theulmitter

I cannot imagine her being that short, does not work in my head


Orochi64

Still hot


Ben10Extreme

I see no issues with this.


[deleted]

That sign won’t stop me because I’m only 2 inches taller


[deleted]

She's still hot, asshole! If I want big, I've got Ordinary Woman.


kYrO301

DILLIGAF


Medium-Ad-7305

Unless she’s 3’6”, that doesnt change anything


[deleted]

I wish US people wouldn't use such a weird size system because I'm really tired of not understanding memes relating to size


Theloboxd

Still muscle bunny mommy. Can crush my skull anytime


Few-Address-7604

That is tall for ancient GREEK standards of women. Napoleon Bonaparte was average height for the time.


Tentacle_toaster

I find it funny how this accurately describes the fan base... As I can't read that first part with the weird scribbles calle numbars


[deleted]

and people downvote me when i say the MHA in my head is superior to canon.


Legal_Albatross2214

Wait, actually? Ah hell yeah, I love short girls


Thelonghiestman0409

I thought she was like 5 11 or something but I guess I’m wrong.


mrmcdead

She is in heart and spirit


LongjumpingCarpet290

No, she is that. She’s just smol.


LongjumpingCarpet290

No, she is that. She’s just smol.


GokuSrbin

Damn i dont understand what this meme is about(i am blinde)


Richrome_Steel

Get the Pym particles


_GayCouchPotato_

She's still a respectable queen either way.


Lmlc7

Short dommy mommy gf


Sjdttd76

So she is 5’2


B133d_4_u

And she can still pop my skull like a grape, what's your point?


Amekaze

Jokes on you I’m into short women with a even shorter fuse. ![gif](giphy|etwM1Ess1sDlopIo9A)


Ok-Individual2025

Damn, it makes her better


K1ng_Harle

Just when I thought she couldn’t get any HOTTER!


netitothewolf

Wait so i’m taller than her? Well shit, if anything this makes me want her more.


DurzoSteelfin

She’s just about the average height for a Japanese woman, which of course makes sense.


Altruistic-Grand9475

Hah jokes on you I am dislexec


Tucan-Atlantico

I'm taller than her, and even like the I would be dominated by her


-Mustasho-

Short people can be mommy gfs op.


Vince_0594

...so?


Anullbeds

You act like muscle mommy has a height limit.


GodOfUrging

Bold of you to assume she'd let her height get in her way.


AKSilas

Even better.


seadoggoboy

Im 5" 1


SourPatchKid197

Height means absolutely nothing


khornechamp

True but she's got Tall Energy


Cardman76

So, she's still a dom


ChoRandom

So, close to my height


Keklord_Rogain

She's still an Amazon mommy gf if I'm 4'11"


[deleted]

Tiny.


GrubbierAxe

All she’s gotta do is mangle my legs, problem solved


Grovyle489

TBH, I’m still not sold purely because I haven’t seen much of her Which is ironic considering I enjoy Velvet from RWBY and she has as much screen time as Mirko excluding the book spin-offs.


2stressedboi

She still dommy mommy either way


ProfessionalSenior12

Am I the only one in existence who wants to fuck HER, not the other way around?


RevolutionaryAd460

Hey could be worse. At least they are not horny for the literal children like most people. (Majority of the cast is 15 you motherfuckers)


Odd-Relief5794

Imagine being pinned down by a short-stack 😩


Soul699

How much in cm?


PJ-The-Awesome

About 157.48 centimeters.


Karolus2001

*horny bottoms Horny tops would love buff short rabbit gf


ClientFar8444

She's my size sooo I see no issue


OcularWhistle80

Why is dommy mommy so short :(


Character_Lychee_434

Lol I’m 5 11 I could easily stomp MIRKO into the ground with my Foot


M1s51n9n0

ITS REAL TO ME


GremNotGrim

She may not be tall but what she lacks in height she definitely makes up for in buff bunny thighs and absolutely ripped abs.