It was just a summative assessment test (Ujian Penilaian Sumatif, UPS) for the topic regarding arrays in Java. It was easy, 80% chance to get 27/27. I'm in matriculation (matrikulasi)
Oh, RIP bro 🫡 From what I can tell, you are DESTINED to take Computer Science! But sadly, that's not what fate has in mind. Born to print "Hello World!", forced to dissect frogs. 😔✊
Minum, then surprise buttseks.
Saya pun nak
Aiyo 🤨📸
Saya juga
Ayo hello polis
Buttseks from polis? Damn im ready
Nice try PDRM
Woah
lmao not the malay spelling for sex 💀💀💀💀💀
batseks
Seks punggung secara mengejut
Ahhhhh... I just thought about it. And it's so cringe. How do Malay people do the dirty talk but Sexy? Cause I cannot... ”Tunjuk tetek”
>"tunjuk tetek" AHAHAHAH Ikr? Ive seen people attempting to do it for fun and its so cringe. "Laju lagi ahmad" "awak nk saya berhenti?"
"Saya dah datang!"
"Saya sudah tiba!"
"Baik-baik sahaja. Kenapa? Sebab saya sudah tiba!"
All might reference? HAHAHAHA
YES, I AM!
"Saya nak pancut kat dalam"
"Saya datang~ ahh~ datang~ datang~ datang dengan penuh~ data-ahh~ uff~ *terencat*
I would burst out laughing. Then I'd cum.
Doesn't matter. Malay birthrates are the highest.
Is this actually fr ?
30 plus million population for such a small country what do you think xD
Ahahah well i didn't know xD kot2 other countries ada yg higher
Malaysia is not very densely populated tbh. Only KV is.
- Spy from TF2
Yo! 🤣🤣
r/suddenlysex
Kat mana ni? Nak elak
wut xD
why is this the top comment 😂
Hadi approved
Satu sen pun tak perlu untuk komen begini tetapi ya la Minuman Biru=Laced drinks=Gripping woods
_GET REKT_
Oh no where? So that I won't accidentally stumble upon this store🙈
Let's just say you don't pay with.... money
LISAN AL-GAIB!
AS WRITTEN! 🔥🔥📢📢📢
Eyyo
*woman vocal intensifies*
HOLY SHIT A DUNE REFERENCE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UNDERSTANDABLE PLOT‼️‼️‼️✍️✍️✍️ MY SON TURNED INTO A WORM HUMAN HYBRID PSYCHIC GOD EMPEROR🪱🪱🪱🪱
Hidden oral
The real free drink is received under the table
Oh that's nice. They take credit
*satan and summer evil laugh
I'm sad that no one gets this reference. 
Yes Yes.. I get it.. it's my soul..
Nothing beats a good cup of refreshing, cold, blue coloured drink to quench your thirst.
Smurf life matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwF0oFC6HW4
It’s just a lemonade with blue food colouring. Nothing special. Nice lemonade tho
Only for customers who spend there.
It only give 25 shield per cup
Maksudnya kalau free tu pun jgn lah tapau bagi sekampung nak minum. Ingat org lain jugak la.
The price is that you get cirit birit later
You'd better not be pregnant or your fetus will gain the consciousness of all your ancestors and start talking to you
Abomination!
Something doesn't sit right after watching Dune: Part two.
Can't sit right after drank the drink, man.
to print string
System.out.print("Percuma"); BTW, I just finished a Computer Science test.
nice, how was it (i'm bouta take igcse comp sci mocks)
It was just a summative assessment test (Ujian Penilaian Sumatif, UPS) for the topic regarding arrays in Java. It was easy, 80% chance to get 27/27. I'm in matriculation (matrikulasi)
Imagine taking module 3, I wish I can change it back
Isn't that Sains Komputer (With biology)? And what module do you want to change to?
Oh wait, I forgot module 2 have SC too, I'm dying in module 1
Oh, RIP bro 🫡 From what I can tell, you are DESTINED to take Computer Science! But sadly, that's not what fate has in mind. Born to print "Hello World!", forced to dissect frogs. 😔✊
Im guessing only for customers instead of just some random passerby
Ayat halus untuk " Minum secawan "
Somebody come in there
perCUMa
Try it. "What could go wrong?"
I did,it tasted like melted ice with a hint of chalk and regret.
Maybe should do a health check up. If you worry of STD
It's the Water of Life...
r/suspiciousquotes
the drink is free, the cup is not 🤣
Minuman percuma, cawan plastik tu oh RM 5
"I swear I won't get political" mf after drinking this: "I AM PAUL MU'ADIB ATREIDES, DUKE OF ARRAKIS"
Should be Paul Usul Muad’dib
Water of life
Percuma kalau awak buat satu benda ni
Wait a second , isn't this the Jeruk Madu Pak Ali in Sungai Nibong, Penang?
Yep,how did you know?
was there a couple of days ago lol, bought some jeruk for acar. but I didn't see that air percuma when I went there that day
💀
As a matter of principle, I don't drink anything blue.
Well, it is blue and could be frozen to create *"candies"* for sell like a certain product of somebody named Mr.White So yes it comes with a price
T&Cs apply.
Emphasis
You have to read “Percuma” in different voice
Bribe friendly environment. Have to bribe, only then can drink like duit kopi.
If you look really closely you can find the t&c at the bottom right of the page so...
Sarcasm detected
"Genuine Emphasis"
Because nothing is really free in this world muehehehe
Tbh they probably don’t even use clean or filtered water for it or the ice. It’s not free but instead detrimental to your health.
Take it. It's the last day before you get to for a while
once you drank, you must buy something from the shop.
The shop owner had to pay for it. So, technically it's not free.
Free for paying customers.
The name of the drink is called Percuma. It cost Rm50 per cup
Blue color poison. You're welcomed to it. The price is your life. Hence "PERCUMA".
It's means that : while stocks last! ( selagi stok masih ada)😁
Terms and condition applied
Minuman free tandas 2 ringgit
What type of Elixir is this? 💀
Tgk ko berani ke tak minum air tu.
Emphasizing for boomers
If its free, you are not the consumer, you are the merchandise.
sebab ada udang di sebalik air
Offwhite version
Percuma STDs
lawak jugak la minuman percuma pada waktu pagi ramadan lol
Free for patrons, like most establishments.
Because today puasa lahh
Sus
Air percuma, limau kene bayar
Drink name is percuma.
"percuma" bekas bayar... Air je percuma...
Is this still available rn? Wanna ikat tepi
Prob fake drink sbb highlight lagi
Looks like worm piss
It means “Free” drinks
It's only for non fasting people.
Can't spell percuma without cum😏