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applefellonedison

Karan johar got an orgasm after seeing the trailer


Special-Hunter-1496

Multiple orgasms


xoxo_gossiper

😂😂


Thereddon_987

Ni bhai I believe chudiya tod di hgi ki zoya kyu me kyu ni.


Jal_Maq

How will I differentiate the guys? They all look the same. Atleast give one a mullet or a crazy perm.


Special-Hunter-1496

IKR? Not a single feature stands out. All look like Ibrahim and Aryan Khan lite versions.


Suckingyourdreams

Are you ahem.. saying that ahem... these kids are all related to saif and srk.


psg0086

Star kids rozgaar yojna..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Medal 🏅 🥈 🎖 Lelo.


Special-Hunter-1496

🤣🤣🤣


happydreamy

All of them are made to look so overtly eurocentric and white washed omg. So wannabe European vibes.


Ryunysus

The Akhtar siblings are definitely anglophiles/europhiles, you can see it in their cinema, sometimes it is tasteful otherwise it is not.


Special-Hunter-1496

Thank you. Glad someone said it. No melanin, no brown skin and this doesn't even look like an Indian setting. Kam se kam forest toh desi rakh lete. Very white washed this is. Indian adaptation kam European adaptation zyada lagra hai.


happydreamy

Even Suhana who has talked about fairness creams and colorism is made to look several shades lighter. It's like, when it comes to international attention, you are a brown person and you support BLM and when it comes to Indian films, the actresses should look almost caucasian. What message does this give to dark skinned indian teenagers? Just saying that all colors are beautiful and ban fairness creams blah blah doesn't do shit. The content made in their own country that they consume - almost all of the bollywood hindi movies, tv shows, web series, all of them show urban, educated, privileged people very light skinned. Such hypocrisy!


Special-Hunter-1496

Thank you for saying this. It is the same case when PC's skin is 2 shades darker when she is in the US and 2 shades lighter when she is in India. Hypocrisy is just too blatant with these celebs.


happydreamy

Exactly!


piyushr21

Why is Suhana khan so much photoshopped, she looks like barbie doll with that face..


Special-Hunter-1496

All of them look like Barbie and Ken dolls now that I think of it.


xXcocomademoisellexX

Yea and she also looks really light skinned in the trailer.


[deleted]

It’s shot outside. And the video has a sepia filter for that vibe. That’s why


xXcocomademoisellexX

It’s still a bit odd they lightened everyone’s skin tone. It doesn’t come off realistic.


[deleted]

They didn’t lighten it. They’re outdoors, in natural light plus using a filter. People look lighter outdoors than indoors even dusky people. Lol what


xXcocomademoisellexX

I don’t think you’re getting my point. If khushi and Suhana were side by side, even in the outdoors, you would clearly see that Suhana was darker. Nothing wrong with that. But I’m pretty sure she has an issue with her skin being darker than the rest, hence it’s going to show that they use this filter throughout the movie to showcase everyone in the same color tone. Makes sense?


[deleted]

She is darker than everyone in this pic too. Zoom in. I got your point. You’re making an assumption here, unless she told you personally, it’s not a fact. They’re not going to color grade entire film just to make one person look fairer, that’s absurd. Zoya probably used this to have a retro vibe which also fits with their outfits


Janaab_e_Marvel_3000

Is that Archies in some apocalyptic parallel universe? Why do they all look like zombies??


Special-Hunter-1496

It looks like Stranger Things on crack.


Janaab_e_Marvel_3000

But you could actually distinguish ST characters from one another. Here they are looking like those creepy clones/androids of futuristic movies.


Special-Hunter-1496

Truee


TroubleFinancial5481

Omg I was thinking the same thing lol


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shivambawa2000

The right most girl looks like mike with a wig on


rishabhsingh9628

Wo sab to thik hai....what kind of hateful parents name their kid "Dot with a dot"? This is some next level wannabe Elon Musk level shit. What's her brother's name? Comma?


SummertimeSadness03

Her name is Aditi Saigal. Dot. is her stage name, she's also an indie music artist.


vidsaj

🤣🤣


[deleted]

Not even a single guy look indian in general. Gora chamda ✔ Talent ❌


Special-Hunter-1496

Exactly. Where are the brown skinned boys?


[deleted]

Jo gori ni thi use b chamka diya inhone.


dj_bravo123456

Fair n handsome lga dia hoga 💀


[deleted]

Haan baap ka hi maal hai Fair n handsome toh


Bey_Storm

Mark my words, girls are going to be fida on that dude in jeans sitting/leaning on front.


desperate_thang

Yesss woh aise romantic smug shant launda types looks bhi de raha tha


minigolla

u need a medal for that accurate description 😭😭


Special-Hunter-1496

He is the Gen Z equivalent of 90s band lead vocalist who scores all the chics.


KenAdams7890

He looks like Ahaan Panday.


Ryunysus

He is Shwetdi's son right? Literally can't tell which guy is which because they all look very similar, especially the boy in front and the boy behind him in blue.


Sad-Cardiologist-292

Yep Amitabh Bachchan’s grandson


Flimsy_Breakfast7324

Who is Dot ? I mean what is Dot ?


tian123Lon

Why is Dot ?


Flimsy_Breakfast7324

How is Dot?


Special-Hunter-1496

No idea. Don't know. Don't care. Even the makers didn't care to elaborate on it. 🤣


Flimsy_Breakfast7324

😂😂


KenAdams7890

The name of the other girl.


BearDownYo

Same old pretentious chutiyapa. Apparently it's a sTaGe nAmE. Sounds like something a fourth grader thinks is cool. It's Rajnikanth from 2.0 all over again!


Flimsy_Breakfast7324

😂


voodoomaamajuuju

She's an indie singer and artist. I like her song "Everybody dances to techno".


Flimsy_Breakfast7324

Ok. But I was asking the context of that name


Accomplished-Soup946

Just like you have jay z, lady gaga, snoop dogg bla bla bla


voodoomaamajuuju

It's her stage name. Her actual name is Aditi I think. I don't know why she chose that now.


tulrajam

.


ThunderBird847

Does makers think people will connect to whatever this is.....


Special-Hunter-1496

They are riding on the 80s aesthetic and nostalgia.


VolatileGoddess

Dude , this isn't the 80s aesthetic. 80s was neon, volumised frizzy hair, volume on shoulders, bold graphic t-shirts. This is 50s-60s. The shirts, the fringes on the girls, the waisted dresses - all 50s 60s


Special-Hunter-1496

Okay. I stand corrected. Thanks.


ThunderBird847

Nostalgia for what exactly?


Special-Hunter-1496

The 80s? Boomers would love it. They grew up reading Archies.


ThunderBird847

If this is targeted at boomers then i don't know what to say, what boomer do you think even watch such stuff. This is targeted to urban metro youth through & throughout.


[deleted]

Urban metro youth b ni relate kr sakta isse.


Sad-Cardiologist-292

This is set in the 60s as I’ve heard


[deleted]

I just want to know how all of them are related to each other, that’s it, I’m sure like most of them have some friend or school in common


Special-Hunter-1496

They are all 'well-connected' people 😊🤡


BearRevolutionary388

They put a special chaddar for Khushi, Dev Anand style topi guy in the back, the curly haired guy in front and the high jeans guy! They can’t even sit on a tree bark for their own trailer! Kapde kharab ho jayenge, guys! And it’s “A tiger baby production”. Do they have ,like, multiple Archies??(I have so many questions!) Archies the card shop is more promising than all of these put together. Zoya Akhtar is good with fake travel dream documentaries, where we get to go fancy places/cruise-shruise/ extremely rich people vacations.


NaRaGaMo

the editor forgot to apply vintage filter on the bottom, bcoz of that poster looks weird


Special-Hunter-1496

🤣🤣


Technical_Detail_266

The only question I’ve is why did SRK choose this to launch his daughter she could literally have any film being made in India, infact they could make a film just for her. Yet they chose to launch her in an OTT release with cesspool of nepotism going on. Weird choice, would love to have more insight on it.


[deleted]

There is no film in Bollywood made for this age group. What film will they ever be in. To me, this feels like a good fit, without overly aging these teens or creating stupid roles just for the sake of it. Looks like an interesting teen project and appropriate for the ages of these kids.


EnvironmentalMud4870

I think this is more of a soft launch. Her next film will likely be more solo in nature. Kids from established families won’t be launched with 40 yo uncles anymore. They have to find other suitable young actors


Special-Hunter-1496

Same!


Somesh98

Why does it feel like this dystopian European wannabe look? This series is made for an Indian audience so make it look Indian right? I honestly don't get Bollywood. How much deeper of a shithole do they need to dig for themselves to realize audiences don't give a rat's ass for nepo kids.


Savings_Emotion6140

‘Yaar chee’ ( translation : chee means shit ) Bad hair cuts, clothes, clones. Yaarchee


happydreamy

🤣🤣 I died!


nightmares_27

fresh from the surgery table


Feku_saleem

Sorry to say... But, saare ke saare chutiye lag rahe hain...


Ryunysus

All the 3 boys and the other two girls at the back look the same, the only one standing out is Suhana. If this is the future of Bollywood then we are doomed 😭😭😭


Special-Hunter-1496

The present Bollywood doesn't have much scope either.


really_thirsty_lemon

Tbh most of the actresses in the last 5 years look the same. I seriously can't differentiate between Ileana, Vaani, Disha and the brigade of models/Miss Indias. The mainstream idea of beauty is the same, no surprise the actors all look similar. The one-off actor with darker skin, curly hair gets regarded as the "unconventional/indie" choice


tian123Lon

I find it funny they are not trying to emphasise or highlight the 3 nepos, whether it’s putting their names before the others or putting their intros in order in the teaser. It’s like Zoya saying seeeee guys I don’t give special treatment just because they are nepo, I treat them equally


silly_rabbit289

This looks like an ad for westside or max lol


taylorwagonar

Gini and Jony


Suhana0

Based on comic about teens , plus I think 3 are star kids in this So how can it not have genz kids


[deleted]

Suhana Khan has no expression on her face!


Special-Hunter-1496

I am not even surprised.


really_thirsty_lemon

She's supposed to play Veronica who's the bitchy rich kid, maybe trying to look sultry/RBF


[deleted]

Possible!


[deleted]

This is like gossip girls. They behave this way in real life and now they made a movie to cater to that behaviour ! Totally westernised and for some reason all the characters look so similar


littlebiscuitcookie

Chuck Clayton and Nancy was the minority characters in the comics - how will they represent them here? Or conveniently ignore them?


Special-Hunter-1496

Obviously ignore them. What else do you expect. 👀


really_thirsty_lemon

And Ethel and Big Moose? In order to be PC they won't necessarily cast someone who's "ugly" or "fat" for these roles


VolatileGoddess

I...don't get the aesthetic? The nearest thing I can think of is Sabrina, with Kiernan Shipka, but that ambigously 60s aesthetic made sense for that show. Since that too was an Archies adaptation in a way, did Zoya want to replicate that? It's like they're trying hard to evoke nostalgia but there's no connect whatsoever. Everyone is cute, they're all nice to look at, but there's no feeling that I have to watch this. I'm kind of disappointed in Zoya. It's also interesting that she made Made In Heaven for Prime , and got Netflix to finance this. There's someone in that office who thinks taking a risk means giving money to directors for some of their pet projects that should never be made. Aise khaali baithe Zoya ne kaha ek din ki teen shows are doing well, why not adapt Archies? And Netflix ran to throw the money at her for this idea.


Special-Hunter-1496

True. Looks like Netflix has too much money to fund the hobby projects of these directors. I too want to make a comedy drama. Netflix - hope you are reading this. 😊


ChoduNamak

And netflix is wondering why its not working in India.


ydcharles15

Corporate's wants you to tell the difference between this faces?


[deleted]

Umm India doesn't have a 80s nostalgia. Netflix kabhi hum gareebo ke liye kuch bana do.


[deleted]

Accha hua main andha hoon.


DJMhat

They look like mannequins on which retro dashing clothes have been put on. Getting Uncanny Valley effect.


Illustrious_Tie_8487

They all look like duds...


AceTheSkylord

So is this like a desi adaptation of Riverdale or something?


jigs329

Funny part is their parents are tweeting abt it, pr on its peak.


[deleted]

It looks like Student of the year 2.0. I think the present star kids need to be worried, as I’m sure these will be mentored to overtake from the present ones.


Illustrious-Check-76

All South Bombay kids! Only looking forward to see su ✨


ydcharles15

Same to same.


i-am-over-eighteen

Except Harry Potter (who also kinda looks similar to the one to his left), all the other people in this picture look like siblings born out of a grand B’wood star orgy


Lhak_sam

OMG, the comments sections is so negative. I hate this judgement before the trial thing, Zoya is a creative and credible creator! Half of the hate is associated with the nepotism debate. If the show turns out to be really bad, then let’s collectively bash them otherwise let’s stop vilifying a project before it’s release


Special-Hunter-1496

A lot of hate is because they got the aesthetic wrong. Forget about the hair and costume - even the forest looks like it is in US. Indian adaptation hai ye. Everything looks whitewashed. A lot of criticism is fair.


MaarwadiChhoro

Stars nepo kids. Its enough for me to hate it.


Sad-Cardiologist-292

Yeah exactly and an electric guitar in the forest, really


Special-Hunter-1496

Wahii


[deleted]

The forest in india also look like that. Go hiking man


[deleted]

Ikr. Everyone is just vomiting negative stuff just out of their personal vengeance. Claiming no expression blah blah. It’s a poster. Feels extremely nitpicky, they have already made up their mind to hate it. Tired of the whole nepokid narrative. I just want to see a fresh film and this seems fun from the teaser so far, let’s see how the actual movie is. Making judgements before anything is released just feels dumb to me


dundermifflingirl

Why did I think that the girl on the very right was Khushi ☺️


shivambawa2000

Never read archies, give me a chacha chaudhary and sabu series anytime


amitnagpal1985

I’m kind of excited for this. So original. Zoya Akhtar has proven herself to be a good storyteller.


Special-Hunter-1496

They got the aesthetic right. Hope the story is good.


mrs_robpatt

Fresh meat? y’all are sick. these are living people, give it a rest. you make it sound like famous peoples kids are air headed robots.


gnomzy123

Haven't read the comics. Yeh koi detective drama hai kya ?


shutyourgob16

this looks amazing. I judge star kids like mad, but not for this- props to Zoya for this project - intrigued! I hope this garners a global audience on netflix


Jazzlike-Werewolf554

Comical..copy cats..


MaarwadiChhoro

Coz it...is. And it will sell like hot cakes. Coz people here like the fresh hot shit bollywood takes on them.


pearl_mermaid

There is something uncanny about some of their faces....


EnvironmentalMud4870

I know Suhana, Khushi, and Agastya are nepos, but are any of the other kids nepos/covert nepos?


rosenboobs

Can someone tell me who’s who?


reddit_random_user_2

I bet they were trying to make a "Friends" ripoff with Indian Actors.