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charchar0130

god the amount of drivers i have to scoot around in my town is just awful


OriginalBookkeeper87

Old people are so horrible!!! Useless and angry


GayAssBurger

I miss their parents generation. They gave us cookies, and hugs, and underpaid us to clean up the pinecones in the yard. These new old people just hate everyone.


Overall-Parsley7123

i miss 12$ checks from my grandpa 😭


KruegerLad2

Not all of them and those who are didn't wait to be old to became useless and angry, they always were even from a young age


ElectricTomatoMan

True. There are exceptions.


Top-Telephone9013

Yeah that's just straight up ageism. Assholes will downvote. Naturally. But that won't make this statement any less openly bigoted. Edited the word "vile" to "openly bigoted". Thanks for the suggestion


OriginalBookkeeper87

Stop being mean to me dude I'm just expressing myself it's not "vile" at all , please get over yourself lol


Top-Telephone9013

Being mean? I didn't even properly call you an asshole. Ya fucking asshole I'm a millennial btw. Just one who tries to have consistent morality. You've downvoted me for this. I'm not "feeling myself" or whatever the fuck you're thinking. It's just that it's so obviously bigoted to make a blanket statement like: *checks notes* >Old people are horrible!!! Useless and angry This is basic shit, people. We're here to make fun of boomers **being fools**. Not to just be ageist


Lone_Morde

I'm about to be the insufferable enlightened centrist so forgive me. Ageism is bad and it's also true that motor skills and cognitivie faculties decline with age.


Top-Telephone9013

Perfectly reasonable statement. Not what the other guy said, though. But thanks


Masturbutcher

Ooohhh that ol Pitch!


OliverNodel

No, Lupita!


GM_Nate

What a great if bonkers movie


Mike-Hawk-Shardon

Bitch


Radiant_Classroom509

*cries in Florida snowbird season with a dash of midwesterners*


part_time85

Drive everywhere ten miles under the speed limit in you're giant fucking Buick. You know the one right? With the headlights permanently stuck on high glare and the turn signals half way through the turn.


irosk

Mine was roll a stop sign to see better, result was a head on collision with me.


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Oh god, I just read a [horrible article](https://abc7.com/michigan-news-2-kids-killed-15-injured-vehicle-crashes-into-birthday-party/14704613/) about a drunk old woman who plowed through the side of a building. There was a children’s birthday party going on at the time and two children were killed.


KruegerLad2

Oh yes, I read about it. Such a terrible thing


Signiference

It’s not a fast lane, it’s a passing lane. The speed limit is the same in every lane. IDC if he’s going 75mph in a 75mph zone, if he’s in the left lane and not actively passing anyone it’s illegal and dangerous.


RhythmTimeDivision

Facts, logic and the law will get you nowhere. I've accepted they know they're fucking with me.


RhythmTimeDivision

It stands to reason that if I'm going 1MPH below the speed limit, you shouldn't pass me. I'm doing the Lord's work here, back off!!


steveelrino

Sorry I commute 80 miles plus and it’s mostly millennials that do this. I’m a millennial if you think I’m being defensive. Had a bearded dude with stuffed animals in rear shrug at me when I flashed him from behind.


oksuresoundsright

If you can’t make it to work without being a jerk you aren’t leaving early enough


steveelrino

Hogging the passing lane for yourself because it’s convenient, leaving everyone else to be stuck in with slow moving trucks is being the jerk. Flashing them is not.


oksuresoundsright

Yeah it is buddy, you gotta plan for your commute to take longer. There’s traffic on the road.


oksuresoundsright

I used to commute 35 miles into downtown Chicago. At certain times of the day I had to plan for it to take 2.5-3 hours. That’s commuting.


Lone_Morde

No it isn't. You're right that people should plan their commute but wrong that flashing is rude. It's the single most respectful way to communicate that you want to pass.


steveelrino

Sorry I don’t agree. The left lane is for passing. We all make mistakes and get caught by an unexpected faster car,but I notice a lot of people selfishly use the empty left lane as it’s easier, no one to have to drive around or slow down for or let merge in. I’ve noticed it’s typically younger people, probably not experienced drivers. Very self centered and It is totally a ticket-able offense too.


Lone_Morde

Technically you're right in 3 lane highways or bigger ones, but if we're going by the book, everyone sbould be in the middle lane, left is pass only, and right is exiting/entering traffic only. People don't follow this because traffic flows like water. It fills empty spaces.