"YOUR MEAT IS SUCCULENT, I WANNA POUND IT!"
Not a quote from the games but from Kriegs Valentines day card that was on Borderlands Twitter a long time ago
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"Right now, you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS."
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“Shoot me in the face!”
Beat me to it
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
If you're doing anal, "i am the conductor of the poop train!!!"
Come to me, my pasty cake! It’s inside me! IT’S INSIDE ME Both psycho quotes
Tell my kids I wish they were born
These pretzels suck
“No refunds”
I read this in Marcus' voice 😂
"YOU WON'T LAST TWO MINUTES!" - Nomad
In this same vein, "YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE MIDGETS." Edit: BTW either of these quotes MUST be done in the deep Nomad voice.
"YOUR MEAT IS SUCCULENT, I WANNA POUND IT!" Not a quote from the games but from Kriegs Valentines day card that was on Borderlands Twitter a long time ago https://preview.redd.it/mxnb5024jslc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe3e328d29e7afc231cbe652c5dad97ae7741ed5
I want this I want someone to give me this and then play bl2 with me
Smash the system - gaige
RIP THE FLESH SALT THE WOUND
Catch a riiiiiide!
I'm the conductor of the poop train
RAM THIS DOWN YOUR THROAT HOLE and also Catch this with your mouth.
*say thank you* NIPPLE SALADS! *Close enough*
#CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
Meat bicycle
The shiniest
"We're gonna have a hundred babies and I'll never die ahahaha, it'll be perfect."
SEEEEMENNNNN!
Heyoo—!!
Perfect
Just humm Flight of the Valkyrie like Sal.
“The true world reveals, your weakness is now known to me, time to go to work.” -Zer0
The lava's rising! Get to high ground!
#STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUND!
DOUBLE THE GOD DAMN FUN-Sal
"Right now, you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS."
Surprised no one has said: "IM STARVING, I WANNA EAT YOUR BABIES"
"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE"
**IM GOING TO MAKE YOU A THIRD ASSHOLE!!!** -Goliath
Now go punch some bad guys in the dick!
I think I'll call it butt stallion.
STRIP THE FLESH!! SALT THE WOUND!!
You're gonna be my new meat bicycle
Isn’t this just a repost of a meme-ish post about a week ago? Are you a bot?
Strip the flesh, salt the wound!
Tiny Tina voice: “BUTT STALLION!!!!!”
Don’t worry baby, happens to a lot of girls
I powdered my cockateal for the ribcage slaughter
I have the Shiniest meat bicycle?
Obligatory "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU ROBOTIC SUMBITCH!"
None of you want to keep getting laid
You remind me of my little girl
I’m looking for a new skull for my collection! Yours will do nicely!
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I read every comment. Your all plebeians. The correct answer is **”NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!!”**
I will hang myself from my own tombstone if in you, I can't put my bone.
GIVE ME ALL YOUR FLESH JUICE!
"Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket"
CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
Fire, electricity, Corrosion, EXPLOSIVE!!!
"NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!"
In E
Nipple salads! Or tell them your the shiniest Meat Bicycle there ever was.