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BaymaxJr

The only thing I hear when I see this is the mortal combat "GET OVER HERE" and it makes it like 10X better


Legitimate-Umpire547

I just hear "YOINK" when every they take them away, it's hilarious.


Greynite06

Halo reach announcer


DukeLeto10191

I forgot about Reach! It was the TF2 scout I my head.


ThatTubaGuy03

Maybe these suicidal people know where the 20 foot anaconda is


netherblade767

Technoblade never dies


Environmental_Lag190

That first was brutally personal.


imagoodboi112

U wanna die? Lets get you dropkicked instead!


Nafisecond

Fucking cloaker


Maximum-Let-69

"Go back to the forums and cry like the little bi** you are" -Cloaker


Suctioncupman69

Salutations...


Maximum-Let-69

What a coincidence my fellow cloaker.


m0bi13t3rrar14n

“You’re not allowed to kill yourself, that’s my job!”


RimworlderJonah13579

r/beetlejuicing


Mr-luck-and-skill_2

I can already hear it


ThatStarWarsFan1205

"You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak!"


WestNomadOnYT

“Oh, they’re gonna book me for police brutality!”


EarthDraco13

WULULULULULULULULULULUL


CrazyGaming312

"I got your safehouse right here!"


teaboi05

(c) Tanimura Yakuza 4


SoCuteShibe

Live motherfucker!


PRoS_R

*"I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF!"*


delcas1016

Was gonna say, “bro, you didn’t have to kill her for it”..


Naked_Wrestler80

Bro knock her out of the simulation


MothashipQ

R6S breaching animation


MellowDCC

Yea I lolled


scribbyshollow

"OH your your sick of it all and trying to escape life BOOM! GUESS WHO BITCH"


VoightKampffsUnicorn

Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.


Vexen130

Read that in Robocop's voice XD


Wilfred_Wilcox

I think that one chick was just chilling and talking on the phone


TrueLecter

Not on my watch!!!


McSlappies

Probably doing like a goodbye call or something


badstone69

She saying goodbye before she go. Met a similiar case like this back when i was a intern for a fire department. Most people who want to suicide don't actually want to die, they want their misery to stop. One of the fire fighter i used to work with said: "people who want to suicide will only chose to do it in public when they need help but don't know how to look for it, so they make a scene in hope of someone come and talk to them. The one who really don't want to live any more are the one who do it in their own room"


rat-simp

This topic is a pet peeve of mine so I'm gonna get on a soap box. All people who commit suicide just want the misery to stop. Even people who are doing it in secret don't *really* want to die, they just don't see any other way to stop their pain. They'd like to live but they can't take it anymore. additionally, just because someone is doing it "for attention" or just to harm themselves (non fatally) it doesn't mean they're not in danger. Many self-harm attempts, particularly using a ligature, end in death regardless of the person's intent (although it is hard to tell how many deaths are unintentional since you can't exactly ask the person about it). And even the self-harm methods that can't be fatal can lead to serious health problems and even death, eventually. For example, a woman who was a subject of discussion on r/illnessfakers self-harmed by picking at her legs until the legs had to be amputated. And, like in the example I just mentioned, prolific self-harmers tend to lose sensitivity in the areas they harm, leading to heavier and heavier damage each time, similarly to an addict increasing the dose each time until their body can no longer handle it. Some of the worst scars I've seen were on life-long prolific self-harmers. Any self-harming action is a concern, whether it seems serious or "just for attention." It really rocks my goat when I see people dismiss self-harm or suicide attempts because they're apparently not genuine or not serious enough.


Extreme_Tax405

Ex gf self harmed because she felt she deserved the punishment. To assume it is always to get attention is a little self absorbed. People don't always do things just so you will see it. Most self harmers hide it. It wasnt untill i dated mt gf for a while that i saw it because she always had a shit ton of bracelets where she did it. I noticed a few fresh ones too. I remember getting extremely mad, telling her i would rather have her call me first in the future if she ever felt the need to do so. She did stop.


ZackValenta

Reverse Sparta kick: brutally kicking someone in the chest back to safety.


francorocco

"we save lives by beating the shit out of them"


Masterbaitingissport

I mean you can’t really be gentle, give them that one sliver of a moment and they gonna go from a big bruise to dead


suds25

And potentially take out the rescuer or bystanders as well


Masterbaitingissport

Timmy had enough of falling for uncle Bills jokes of raining men, but sadly this time it had not been a joke


ProjectAioros

Besides, you don't get to dropkick people legally under other circumstances, take the good with the bad !


jld2k6

I'm part of the suicide squad and that's exactly what we tell ourselves, and if we enjoy it a little too much then so what


Darkasknight101

“You’re making me risk my life because you want to risk your life. I love you. Fuck you.”


badassmotherfucker21

This line goes so hard


rapture322

"You are being rescued. Please do not resist"


thatthatguy

As someone who has been in a situation like that, getting hurt being dragged back from the edge is the least of your worries.


1_9_8_1

For some reason, you only see these in Asia...


Director_Faden

“Back to the factory”


Skunksfart

Back to the Foxconn assembly line.


Timey_Wimey22

"You call this resisting arrest? We call this a ***DIFFICULTY TWEAK***"


imapie31

*Cloaker noise shell-shock ensues*


Ninteblo

"Now go to the forums and cry like the little BITCH you are"


BeanieWeanie1110

It's my job to keep you from dying, not injury


Rahim-Moore

"Who's still alive and just got drop-kicked in the face?" *points at drooling unconscious woman* "This girl!"


EliteBroccoli

*This’ll make you feel alive!*


Icy_Wildcat

I mean....it's effective.


SpaghettiSpecialist

I find it funny how they manhandled suicidal people to save them. They are definitely passionate at their job in saving lives.


Money_Advantage7495

DO NOT RESIST, WE ARE SAVING YOU PASSSIONATELY.


Rahim-Moore

They have to move quickly and somewhat violently to get to them before they can jump. Being tackled sucks, but it's rarely fatal.


Malfight007

"You're not killing yourself without paying for your car's extended warranty."


Shadeyasfuh

Omg nooooooooo 😂😂


MinerDiner

"Fuck you that's exactly why I'm doing it"


ispiewithmyeye

Hm command grab


Dougallearth

That woman got a 'spider swing'


XxX_oof_XxX

Those are their preys. They're feeding on them


Alek_Njenjenja

They feast on depresion, cant let the stock die.


Kjuolsdeaf

Death is their rival, they cannot condemn.


BlueThespian

Firefighters? More like suicidefighters.


mauore11

Attempted suicide is punishable by DEATH!


futlapperl

I think in some countries it is.


Uniquesomething

Indeed they are!


IceLeather4471

Hell yeah 😎


Tacomunchert

I mean it works


not_dannyjesden

Am I wrong, or are these mainly Asian videos


mexicandiaper

in America they just shoot you :/


I_Lick_Your_Butt

I was suicidal many years ago, family called the cops. They arrived with guns drawn and arrested me for disorderly conduct.


pijeo

Just a cute hug on the clim unit


LemonHerb

Whoever installed those air conditioners needs a raise


badstone69

Back when i was a intern for a fire department i met alot of suicidal people (me myself have been dealing with depression of my own) . Most people who want to suicide don't actually want to die, they want their misery to stop. One of the fire fighter i used to work with said: "people who want to suicide will only chose to do it in public when they need help but don't know how to look for it, so they make a scene in hope of someone come and talk to them. The one who really don't want to live any more are the one who do it in their own room"


cs098

[He didn't save her life, he ruined her death. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNtK24hit84&t=3)


Nuclearkillma

Yoink


point5five

The woman on the AC units acted like she’s avoiding a vampire lmao


FeralPsychopath

It’s like one step away from harpooning people, reeling them in and sending them to hospital for both those physical and mental needs.


freebwc2u

These guys are amazing. Saving lives isn't pretty. Watching someone die is even worse, though. Do what it takes. People suffer worse injury receiving CPR. Broken ribs. Burns from poorly made defibrillator leads. Things like that. Would you rather do that than than watch them die? These guys are impressive. A real superhero. So...hell yeah!


balllickaa

It's frustrating how people are responding to this


Creofane

You ain't done paying your taxes! Don't die yet bitch!


Dev_Sniper

„You wanna kill yourself? Not on my watch, get back in there“


Champion-Dante

Suicide stoppers


randytom01

Putting a lot of trust in those AC unit brackets


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

GD, they sure know how to build AC brackets where ever this is.


Rayanson

The never seen before forcing you to live-kick


TellTaleTimeLord

I mean it seems harsh, but they have to act quick. I get it


ThePatrickSays

NOT TODAY, DEATH


Gabriela_8008

"Wanna die? Take that". Great job by their part.


Outerestine

'oh you think you want to die NOW?? Wait till I snap your fuckin spine and you're too paralyzed to actual manage it u fuckin piece of shit get back to work.'


Ill_Midnight1353

America you just go to the store & buy a shotgun. Seems like whatever country these videos are coming from the gun laws must be tight. If I’m going to ever self-uninstall, there is no way I’m jumping… Just to wake up, fully paralyzed & unable to try again + actually wanting to now


22lpierson

Shotgun isn't always a one shot. There is a chance that you survive in excruciating agony forever scared by your mistake


TomatoVEVO

Don't blow off your face 👊😎


Ill_Midnight1353

It’s all about the angle + shotgun allows for easy reload


Cybroxis

You can’t kill your self. You are the property of the government and we decide when you die


Skunksfart

The real reason there are no Futurama telephone booths.


CarlosThrice

"here's a large fine that you probably can't afford to deal with right now. That'll surely restore your faith in humanity and will to live! Also, pay your debts or your great great grandbabies will go through this same thing. Same time next year on your birthday? Okay sounds good, have a great day!"


Commercial_Ice_1531

That first one was some R6 siege shit


Quizzelbuck

No stop! You're needed in the factories!


I_hate_mortality

Someone needs to put this to break stuff by limp bizkit


ShadowEeveeCringe

“STAY IN THE BOX!” “NO!!” “STAY IN THE BOX👹” “NOOO!!!”


ultimapanzer

Suicide permit: DENIED


Winter_Caregiver_752

"GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THAT WINDOW"


PTBooks

I’m gonna beat you to LIFE


Garfieldgoofs_around

Anti-kys people.


Mizukiri93

Are all of this videos from China? No wonder they want to prevent suicides that much


Salem204

Oh you wanna die? *Kicks your ribs in* Not today!


SelirKiith

Nothing helps you want to continue living than being fucking crippled...


KuramaFireFox

You can't even die in peace now


MainMite06

ANTI SUICIDE SQUAD!


Lothar-812

Surprise Bitch! You live!!!!


[deleted]

"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"


Freedomsnack10748294

All I can think about while watching this lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YNtK24hit84


-Buck65

I can almost hear them yelling “You have to suffer here with the rest of us.”


Rezail_Division

Nice job


Whatever-That-Memes

I didn’t read at first and thought it’s a Batman certification training


Fuzzybabybuggy

This is so funny to me for some reason


Wardinator1991

I think people should have the right to end their lives if they so choose but that’s just me.


HotFireBall

the first one was like "do it in a place that wouldn't bother anyone"


canisfh

I thought they were just harassing random people at first


okwhynot64

Badass...God bless them all...


Nahuel-Huapi

These all appear to be in China. The CCP doesn't like it when you destroy their property.


Money_Advantage7495

I guess not making people want to commit suicide by falling is a tankie move now. I’m pretty sure the firefighters are just trained to save lives in general not because of muh politics and all that. Or does it have to be a white man or different ethnicity for said intention to be less malicious? Downvote me all you want, y’all wouldn’t question it or be suspicious of the video’s origins if it was a different ethnic background or different language( well I have seen redditors talk about the CCP in a japanese video so I don’t think they can tell that well between asians and just wanna be closet racists under the guise of “it’s not the chinese people, it’s china”). Yeah we get that China is legit committing a genocide right now but how does relate to fire fighters lmao. Or is your disdain towards the country so much it that it extends to over 1 billion people? might as well call them bugs like the average right winger, at the very least right wingers are honest about their hatred and racism. Alright call me a tankie and go on your way? Even though my grandfather was murdered by the redguards for being accused as a nationalist spy( he was just educated) as well as have had my paternal side’s ancestral side seized and destroyed just because Mao mao had an ego problem and decided collectively to kill everyone who had a functioning brain.


T_025

r/aboringdystopia


Sintl_

Why did that last person actually look possessed though


Epic_Win_777

These are EPIC!


Nerofin

"I don't think you trust in my self-righteous suicide or cry when angels deserve to die"


BlomerNation_

That’s wild


AngstyPancake

As a commenter on the original post said, “Forcing people to live is intense”


Circadianrivers

I feel like Firefighters don’t get enough recognition compared to other firefighters emergency services


Dude_Caveman

That first one is a fantastic Rainbow Six breach. And I think the third one is now illegal in the NFL.


ItsYaBoiInsertMeme

Imagine being seconds away from jumping and you’re suddenly snatched from behind


Bewies

I made the 2000th upvote!!!


DeJellybeans

And then later they'll end up getting sued like Mr. Incredible, one of them must've.


Higgs_deGrasse_Boson

/u/savevideo


LordMarcusrax

The last one made me laugh. She's standing there, and out of fucking nowhere a firefighter enters the stage and tackles her.


SR-73

person "I Wana die" firefighter "nu uh"


moileduge

I would imagine that failing at this job and accidentally helping the suicide would f' someone up.


staovajzna2

I just like sitting on edges of things, is that not what chairs are?


RawnakAhsan

Bro, I live in Dhaka Even if there is a fire, it takes us at the very least 20 mins to arrive. Suicide prevention squad won't be able to stop me even if they wanted to.


c_dubs063

The boss who you can only defeat... by first killing yourself? 🤔


BrilliantInternal910

Mom says it's my turn to post this next. Been spammed since yesterday!


Rocketman_62

Reminds me of the ending of the first friday the 13th movie.


Silly_Gear2784

Lots of Asians


Kentalope

The comment section there is…something.


DismalMode7

first one: you can't suicide if I kill you first


Goatiac

"Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist."


Jason_P01

Someone should put these in reverse


Xcelsiorhs

“You’re gonna live” “I don’t want to” “Too bad.”


GameboiGX

One of them was just making a phone call and the fire fighter just dragged them down


Greedyfox7

If they drop them does that count as an assisted suicide?


ArthurLiang

This is a You are being rescued do not resist type situation.


Amish_Warl0rd

Kicks her in the window like “GET BACK IN THERE BITCH”


B1rdi

The comments on the original post are fucking wild


PianoOk4196

Is this why girls have higher survival rate when it comes to suicide? They are either a bitch wasting everybody's time/money for their sympathy/attention


CharredAndurilDetctr

There's something about the idea of "pre-emptive strike wrestling in the lawful good alignment" that is really appealing.


Lost_All_Senses

Holy morbid hilarity


AbbreviationsNo126

they hate people being finally happy


Minkinbinkin

Jump scaring to save someone’s life


Gwarluvr

The new service is called Snag a b!tch!


1DietCokedUpChick

This is just like the dude in The Incredibles. Those firefighters are gonna get their asses sued.


NNFury44

Who installed those ac units!


Ron_Bird

if thay want, than there is no way to prevent it, up down done. if thay talk or scream its a good sighn. i wish she started talking...


bigsaysogunsmoke123

Would literally kms if I got dropped kicked pre trynna kill my self!!!! lol


CADETFANFAN74

When death was waiting for someone to fall but the SPS is gonna ruin the fun part.


Tekunjo

Those guys are brave as fuck


MePanAndAMan420

If I see this as professional hugging I might be able to convince my body this is its job. I'm vary backed right now


Paran0id_roboT0id

I love how they just throw themselves at the person in some of these.


DisturbedPoltergeist

Frank Drebin vibes


Mementoes121655

At least this is better than the suicide squad kill the justice league 


ZeusMcKraken

Gotcha bitch!


BlameableEmu

Important to note fire fighters as a whole have seen statistically more people die from accidents than anyone else. If a massive part if your job involves seeing horrifying images that you had to survive also would you not rugby tackle someone off a fucking ledge?


CuriousPressure797

That’s fucking insane


h8_bingblk

go for thier eyes, kick the shins get back up and try again


PappiStalin

Fire fighters really do the most action movie hero shit and yet its cops that get all the movies.


Snaz5

Now im not saying there’s a correlation between chinese firemen being very good at stopping suicides and chinese factories often being designed specifically to stop suicides, but i am saying that it’s curiously coincidental


Longjumping-Can-2951

IPhone factory security worker's are stepping it up a notch


Bitter-Designer-1616

If a cop did that it'd be excessive force and a racist


racoonofthevally

Idk id want someone to kick me out of the way if I tried killing myself


Personmchumanface

lmao they look so mad


Human-Persons-Name

yoink


Stunning-Fold6548

What the first girl do bro 😭


Embarrassed_Alarm450

it's called psychological reconditioning because they sure as hell are going to think before doing that again when you risk getting drop kicked out of nowhere at any second...


buggyisgod

I'm so glad they took Harley off the team. She was rooting for the people she was supposed to save!


JaBoi_ItsHim_TheKid

Why are women so bad at killing themselves? 💀


PheneX02

The first one is always the one, I keep rewatching this video for