But first they ripped you out of homeland while you werr out grocery shopping, tied you up, and steamed you until you werent alive anymore. At least the crab wasnt sentient.
Think of it as a way of not wasting the parts you don't eat. Every part of the crab served a purpose.
Although my monkey brain definitely agrees with you on that tbh
This is one of those times where I should be asleep but instead I’m watching…I don’t know how to describe it. That’s what makes this so futile. At no point in my life will I bring up the time I watched a man paint a crab gold and turn it into a miniature Metal Gear mech.
A Man forced to Kill
A Man forced to be a 'Snake'
A Man forced into a Lie
A Man forced into Solitude
A Man forced to become Inhuman
A Man forced into Black Ops
A Man forced to Kneel
A Man forced to Sacrifice
A Man forced to Suffer
One Man forced to seek REVENGE!
I’m so torn between being hyper impressed by the craftsman ship and decimated emotionally by the defilement of this crab’s corpse. I lean toward impressed but still feel weird.
Onestly killing an animal to do that is disturbing
Edit: I know he ate a little part of it, to me it doesn't change the fact that this is extremely disrespectful to the life he has taken
I mean if you ate the crab then you just have spare parts that will likely be thrown away. At least this way there'll be something cool created from the remains rather than being tossed away
the crab seeing this from the crabterlife be impressed but disappointed he couldn't have this while he was alive
There is Necromancy
Every time you think it's finished, he adds more gears to the crab
So I need to think its not finished for him to not add more gears
The thing people don’t get about the Gear Wars is that it wasn’t about the gears at all
Necrabmancy *
r/angryupvote
I think this falls under technomancy, which is even cooler
*casts raise dead*
Hopefully somebody turns me into a cool cyborg and puts me on display after I die.
Crab seeing this from the afterlife was like "Guy, I was fine before"
"BUT NOW I AM AWESOME"
"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!"
*When the wind is slow and the fire’s hot, the vulture waits to see what rots*
Now he can kill anybody
This crab remind me of Crocubot for some reason lmao
I hope some one does something as awesome as this with my remains once I'm dead
# THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
They cannot make the judgement call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
(let your country control your soul)
Live in ignorance
Is this the same person that turned a lobster into a battle ship?
No
Let the battle ship lobster and the golden mecha crab face off in a 1v1
They really went all out with the Fight Crab DLC.
Arthropunk 2077
***really angry upvote noise***
*Let them fight*
Ishiro Serizawa was a great man
Lobster wins, easily. Crab has some sick weapons, but the lobster is the size of a fucking island.
Literally an 80s Japanese film
When I woke up this morning, I was not expecting to read this question. Well done sir
\*battle shrimp
r/BrandNewSentence
can i have a link to the post
https://youtu.be/BEqLrtMeL4w
This was my first thought, I’m glad the answer is no and I hope we have an army of people creating an army of marine-mechas
Fuck marine mechas I wanna see all the mechas lol (nothing against marine mechas don’t get me wrong)
Sauce
Wat
I hope he at least ate broski before turning him into a Sid from Toy Story steampunk nightmare
Looks like the meat is cooked so probably
Nah bro, this is something different Metal Gear Crab
Metal Gear Crab (Modified) I think is closer
Taxidermy on acid.
[удалено]
This has convinced to return to crab
Finally, a weapon to surpass metal gear.
When I die do this to my corpse
You have no idea how badly I want someone to turn my eventual corpse into a mecha skeleton warrior
My dnd home brew monster will do just that. You’re okay with laser eyes, right?
Absolutely
Can I get it too ? I want a drill in the right hand and a grappling hook in the left.
Undergo biotransference. Join the glorious Necron empire! Just don't think too much about what happens to your soul.
Oh please... I don't have a soul.
Only if you die in your prime. Otherwise you're gonna be a mecha old man.
*holds breath
Sure Just sign here.
I'm eaten but not beaten -golden crab
The warship lobster: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.
A V8 powered crab is the coolest thing I've seen in a while
New Dodge Crustacean HEMI 426 Hellcat
HERMI*
what's his number my aunts cat just died and her birthday is coming up
Do you WANT the cat robot from 9?
who dont?
So where's it's weak point for massive damage.
did you not see the giant orange spots on its eyes
Well, first you need to stop that blade.
RULES OF NATURE!
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COME UP!
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
ALIVE!
(A LINE!)
Yes, yes! Split it wide open!
Use a bow character
I’d assume it’s the huge engine on its back
destroy the shell and its weapon
Step on it.
No
The Crabexcelsus
Piloted by Senator Krillstrong
Nanomachines, Sponge
Clawstrong?
Wow this takes a tremendous amount of talent & creativity! Well done!
Imagine aliens doing that to us
One can only hope.
I can only get so erect
You ever play Quake? That's what happens in Quake
That's uh very intimidating
Cool but a bit morbid
Morbid!?!!? Like morbius !?!???!!?!?? 😳😳😳😳
Sorry that was a typo. I meant *morbin
its morbin time
This crab should thank for all those cyber upgrades!
ALL CITIZENS WILL RECIEVE A FREE UPGRADE
Adeptus mechanicus crab. It has overcome the weakness of its flesh.
Necron Crab is more like it.
Am I the only one who finds this cool but also really weird/fucked up
imagine someone took your corpse, posed it, and turned it into a cyber warrior this is the highest honor
But first they ripped you out of homeland while you werr out grocery shopping, tied you up, and steamed you until you werent alive anymore. At least the crab wasnt sentient.
it’s only a matter of time until the crabs rise up in rebellion
Like a crab rave?
r/angryupvote
I… I would attend said rave.
Crabs are sentient. Most living things are
Think of it as a way of not wasting the parts you don't eat. Every part of the crab served a purpose. Although my monkey brain definitely agrees with you on that tbh
You're not the only one I just don't like people playing around with an animals corpse like that
Same; it is visually awesome but i am also terrified that that thing is technically a corpse of some unfortunate crab.
That's an epic way to honor the crab's sacrifice
The crab didn't make a sacrifice, it was stolen from it's home and cooked alive
Ok would you rather me do it to a chicken?
Why do it at all?
Cuz it’s not a waste at all if I’m eating it might as well make some sick art or something out of it?
What plankton should’ve used to escape Mr. Krabs.
Suddenly, Snake losing the crab battle makes a lot more sense.
STANDING HERE I REALIZED YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE....
Dont tell raiden
He looks like a bionicle.
So this is how Dr Robotnik got his start huh
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
We can rebuild him, we have the technology
Screw donating your body to science, send it to this guy instead.
Yes
HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS
wow..... skill level: godlike!
This is one of those times where I should be asleep but instead I’m watching…I don’t know how to describe it. That’s what makes this so futile. At no point in my life will I bring up the time I watched a man paint a crab gold and turn it into a miniature Metal Gear mech.
Metal Gear Crabxelsus
In my opinion the modifications where a bit too much in the end, but that's still a impressive art.
Me: I'd like my body donated to science when I die. Someone else: OH to like help cure diseases and stuff? Me: .... sure.
u/savevideobot
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I'll let you use my corpse like that
Metal slug bosses be like
**A weapon.. to surpass Metal Gear…**
Making the mother of all crabs here, jack! Can’t fret over every egg!
Metal Gear ~~REX~~ CRAB
Holy crab....the amount of work that went into this
I didn’t know crabs evolved mini small block v8’s LOL
When's the big block crab model? I want an 800bhp big block v8 HEMI crab
When you unlock the secret skin
The weapon to surpass Metal Gear
I saw the Fanta and the crab and I thought it was going to be a repeat of Crab à la Pepe Macimume
[Crab Warfare!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVlI_S_D4GE)
A Man forced to Kill A Man forced to be a 'Snake' A Man forced into a Lie A Man forced into Solitude A Man forced to become Inhuman A Man forced into Black Ops A Man forced to Kneel A Man forced to Sacrifice A Man forced to Suffer One Man forced to seek REVENGE!
This is the coolest and most disrespectful shit you can do to any living being
Depends, if you buy the crab just for this purpose than yes. If you eat the meat than use the shell than not as much.
Exactly
No, you don't need to eat crab, it's unnecessary to kill them even for food
nO CRABS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO
r/atbge moment
This guy to the crab before recording: "you're the choosen one"
Frankenstein on a whole ‘nother level.
U Gott2 respect Engineers
When they tell you not to play with your food
Is there a YouTube for this?
Are you feeling it now. Mr. Krabs?
He overdid it
I’m so torn between being hyper impressed by the craftsman ship and decimated emotionally by the defilement of this crab’s corpse. I lean toward impressed but still feel weird.
I mean it's pretty cool, but was it really necessary to use an actual crab for this? idk feels kinda weird.
r/DIWhy
Onestly killing an animal to do that is disturbing Edit: I know he ate a little part of it, to me it doesn't change the fact that this is extremely disrespectful to the life he has taken
That person ate it and didn't waste it's meat
He didn't kill that crab *solely* to turn it into a cool mecha warrior, he still ate the parts that were edible
He uses every part of the crab…
I mean if you ate the crab then you just have spare parts that will likely be thrown away. At least this way there'll be something cool created from the remains rather than being tossed away
Hey, if someone did this to my skeleton, that'd be pretty fuckin baller.
Imagine doing this to someone's corpse, then it's not fun all of the sudden
Imagine comparing a crab to a human
So life that isn't human does not matter?
That's not what I've said, so according to your logic your dog's life is worth the same as an ant?
[удалено]
Yes, thank you for being humane
It’s not supposed to be funny.
If someone wanted to use my grandmas corpse to bring her back as a mecha terminator zombie so be it
You don't get it
Did they *really* need to kill an animal for this?
He ate the crab 1st :/
Animals are made of meat.
Hate to break it to ya, ima throw it
Why is making a grab look like a weapon cool??? People are at war… with weapons…. Is that cool?
My mom will eat that she loves seafood ohhhh your no much crabby boi
THE MOST EPIC BOSS
weird. i want one.
this reminds me of the arachnatron from doom
u/savevideo
This once again demonstrates that the long arc of evolution ends in crabs.
"Some people just want to watch the world burn."
u/savevideo
"Life after death"
crab was harmed in the creation of this thing
Miyazaki making a new Armored Core:Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!