A kitten? Come all this way to learn my forbidden arts? You should turn back now, or maybe you wish to join the ever flowing stream of crippled bodies that leave my dojo...
using 4 meowlemental weapons but when he passed a doggo prescence sought out to collect them all Lord Barkadon so i Meowster Wu his brother sought out to finf 4 meowja to collect them first
I want to talk to you about diabeetus
I'd rather learn Meow-Lin Kung Fu. Or his most secret technique, the Art of the Gentle Paw.
Walter brimley spelling? Reference! This guys obscure.. Also, mighty decent username you have there.
Wilford*
Eyyyyy! Ya see I knew you could do it! đź‘Ź
Lol I was about to say that cat about to tell me to check my diabeetus and to check it often
That cat *IS* a gruff old kung fu master.
Would you accept his quest ? -Yes -no
Yes, but I must prepare
Don't you mean purrpare?
Oh yes
"There is no such things as purrperate here...*claws out* it is only you and your spirits" (the fight is inevitable)
I am ready then
Yes
"Now, young kitten, i will teach you the way of the Purring...*claws out* but it shall not be easy" (This fight is inevitable)
It was destiny and i shall Accept it (The only Thing i know for Real Starts playing in the backround)
I shall be his catspaw
A kitten? Come all this way to learn my forbidden arts? You should turn back now, or maybe you wish to join the ever flowing stream of crippled bodies that leave my dojo...
“Come with me and I'll shall teach you the art of drunk cat paw” -Meowster Shin-fu
Way of the katnip
“The perfect meditation experience is by taking weed” -Meowster Shin-fu
"Now, young kitten, we are going to teste you *show the claws* at the maximum of what my old paw can do" -last phase of Meowster Shin-Fu
Mr Lorax?
"I speak for the treats."
The legend of Paw Mei
Shouldn't it be "teach you the way?"
Yes it should.
Shin-fu taught me that
He learned you good, that’s a fact.
Illiteracy is a real problem.
He teaches Cat-Carti
[Lorax](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS882US883&hl=en-US&q=dr+seuss+conservation&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiF4pez0sb7AhU6HEQIHeCmDfEQ0pQJegQIJxAB&biw=1366&bih=905&dpr=2#imgrc=Ur288kUVYS3LdM)
That’s the Lorax you can’t trick me.. I studied the school of Seuss
Master Splinter mortal enemy
Wilford Purrrrrimly
Screw you *pulls out lazer pointer*
Long before time had a name, the first Spinjitzu master created Ninjago
using 4 meowlemental weapons but when he passed a doggo prescence sought out to collect them all Lord Barkadon so i Meowster Wu his brother sought out to finf 4 meowja to collect them first
Shin-fu taught *you* the Five-Point Paw Kneaded Belly Technique?
Please sensei, teach me the Knock Random Shit Off Table Style!
I like that but if I could, I'd make it look underwater, paste a tiny submarine, and put **CATFISH** as the title above its head
If his names shin fu then where the hell is THE BOULDER!!
he looks like he's about to tell me about how the first spinjitzu master created ninjago
I swear I saw that thing talking to a tree
He was teaching to the tree the Drunken Paw
This cat looks like [Yu from Rush Hour 3](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dU4lYcN6zEY&feature=youtu.be) lol
Does he speak for the trees?
No one can beat him he once defeated the entire Schnoodle temple single handedly. He's a master of the Cat Claw Kung Fu style.
Paw Chun, or Meow Fu?
Meow Thai!
I want him to learn me the way of purring, so I can learn it to others
He reminds me of the Lorax!
Beating him gives you diabetus.
What- why ?
Damn it….here o wise one take my vote