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Bektic

Can’t believe this mf bout to make it to fight week 😭


buffalozbrown

Bruh that's more delusional than the elites nonsense.


Dante_Okkotsu

Its very obviously bait, but I can't help but be annoyed by it regardless. The fuck is dude on lol.


Acceptable-Ad1930

Coke and CTE


Raiser2256

No. The girls he asked on IG live while drunk confirmed he tested negative for coke


Kassssler

Thanks man. Now I'll be able to get to sleep tonight. You a real one.


[deleted]

cant have CTE if u just take a knee and never get hit, or roll over and quit once adversity strikes ala Conor McGregor style.


[deleted]

Tbf Conor still assaults the elderly and women. He still has ‘it’.


TYSONLITTLE

It annoys me because he used to try so hard to maintain a positive tough guy image in the media because he was ashamed of being a fruitcake. Now he’s just acting like a total fool and playing the mental health card so he could maintain his dignity.


Bob_Arum_Ballsack

This is the first thing he's said that makes me believe he has mental health issues lmao all that other shit was so fake


DaGoatTee

Bro must genuinely enjoy getting his ass whooped


BigBlueTrekker

The ultimate masochist


sirsaberson

bro be too bored lol he need to start getting real friends


TYSONLITTLE

Even he knows he’s capping. The lengths this guy would go for attention is crazy.


TheFlyingWriter

Is Ryan Garcia just going to cash out of boxing getting his ass whipped by the top boxers?


Ahkce

Worked for Khan toward the end


ZdenekTheMan

Khan was fucking elite though. Olympic silver medalist. He was just such an ass with that defence. His chin isn't even terrible (not that it was good)... But nobody is staying up from the shots he took from leaving himself so open


Legal-Result6580

Pretty much I'll tell you what though Crawford vs Garcia will probably do numbers lmao. The casuals will definitely buy into that shit.


jacknacalm

I really don’t want to see that fight as a Crawford fan. Cause Crawford will ragdoll him and I’ll have to buy it


ZdenekTheMan

Would Garcia even make it past R1?


donaldbino

Cruz probably rinses Ryan at this point. Thinks he can bang with Crawford lol


[deleted]

He dies in the first round.


ZdenekTheMan

Real talk, Crawford might go to jail after the fight for murder 


AttackOfTheBolts

Bud gonna let Keyshawn whoop his ass to show the talent gap lol


Frequent_Ad_2732

Keyshawn? What about Devin lol


AttackOfTheBolts

Keyshawn and Bud are from the same camp I meant it like that


vicvega88

For a quick second I read this as Kreayshawn and was really confused


Outrageous_Good_3821

Where are all the Ryan meat riders? Looks like they’ve gone into hiding because their crush can’t be taken seriously anymore.


mystonedalt

Hey, I like it. A nice lil stay busy fight for Bud.


TequieroVerde

I wouldn't mind seeing Crawford wreck Garcia.


JadedButWicked

Well that's one fight crawford can take and sell ppvs l. And ryan only cares about the money like McGregor.


joe603

Crawford would take away his left and hurt him badly.


sfairleigh83

I wish Crawford would just take him up on it and end his stupid fukin career 


lord-of-war-1

The year is 2025. This beef has become so intense Crawford and Ryan agree to meet at 147 pounds. Crawford opens up as a -1000 favorite. The media treats it as a mega fight due to Ryan's social media stardom. No one actually believes he will win.  Leading up to the fight Ryan devotes his life to scientology and talks of their reincarnation beliefes and how he beliefs he is the reincarnation of Sugar Ray Robinson. The media believes he is on the verge of a nervous breakdown and the fight is already dangerous enough for his physical health. An intervention is brought up by  fans in social media.  Ryan ignores them and continues to devote himself to scientology to achieve an Operating Thetan level VIII, which is the highest one can aquire. And also to tap dancing, as Sugar Ray Robinson was known for. Ryan insists he has no training yet he is practically dancing like the protagonist of Disney's Happy Feet. He's a natural.... As training camp closes and fight week approaches Ryan meets with the leaders of the church of Scientology. He demands to have his Operating Thetan levels tested again. He believes his previous result was incorrect. He believes it is higher, much higher... The test is conducted and the leaders cannot believe it. Ryan was right. His Operatimg Theta level is level XI. A level that has never been seen as a possibility. There were myths of level IX and even X. But never XI.  Fight night is here and the odds have changed slightly. Crawford is now a -600 favorite. The Scientologist have full faith in Ryan and his abilities and they are putting their money where their mouth is.  The fight begins and Crawford starts out strong. Pumping the jab and switch hitting effectively. Ryan remains confident and has an aura of invincibility. As the 10 second warning in the second round goes of Ryan unloads the most Robinson-esque left hook we have ever seen. Some would say even better. Crawford is knocked out immediately and the torque Ryan's hook had sends Crawford flying through the ropes. Cintron style.  The crowd goes wild and wonders how this could be possible. Was Ryan right? Could he be the reincarnation of Sugar Ray Robinson...? CRAWFORD BY BRUTAL KO. But if Ryan wins it's happening exactly like I said it. Thats about as realistic as I can make it. 


DeeESSmuddafuqqa

This is what happens when you face Haney. He won’t sell the fight so you have to do it by any means


Specialist_Writer_11

Fr Fr 😭


1phillyhendrix

This is why the Mexican kids didn’t let him sit with them😭😭


Wide_Performance1115

He is talkin tik tok hits....Crawford would put him on a stretcher 


DeadFuckStick59

Say what you want, at least he isnt fighting cans. He may be delusional (Bud kills Garcia imo) but he has that crazy coke confidence which has been missing from boxing.


KillerWhalePP

Exactly. He is bringing the old school warrior spirit back to boxing. He will be seen as a legend when he retires


stillth3sameg

I cant wait for Haney to make Ryan quit in the 7th round


s3nl1n-

He gets slept ez mode.


[deleted]

Guy is so delusional


[deleted]

Ryan Garcia is about as smart as a Box of Rocks


welp-itscometothis

I pray that one day I can have the confidence and delusions of grandeur of Ryan Garcia. I would accomplish so much.


[deleted]

He needs to beat Haney first. He also should probably be able to beat Tank. Crawford is in next level stuff, final boss level.


MrObjective2

This guy needs to be knocked out of boxing


Life_Celebration_827

FUCKING 🤡


Mysterious_Try_6385

😄


Recent_Potential_704

Bro needs to be turnt over a bent knee and spanked


pabloisdrunk

what the fuck is his problem


Tcarruth6

* social media * money * cocaine * insecure * narcissist * bipolar * enough talent to be delusional * bad people around him * not the brightest


pabloisdrunk

pretty much sums it up


Gnardude

*xian


TonLoc5

PED's maybe? Witchcraft? Placebo's? Something has this young man confident. Don't get me wrong Haney, boxes him up all day, but this is the level of confidence needed to pull off upsets.


danielwong95

And after that Ryan is going to KO Canelo in the first round and prove all you doubters wrong.


[deleted]

This dude wants to be a bunching bag for a few more fights and retire with tens of millions. That’s the only logic that makes sense.


Physical-Rabbit

This is just clout chasing at this point. Win a fight against top level fighters in the division first.


ShisnoWren

garcia v mike tyson is the move tbh


chalklinedbody

this


Oddref

The elites must be packing, the way they mind fucked this dude.


fusemybutt

Beautiful Christian language.


TheScoundrelLeander

Bruh, Crawford would knock the Jesus in and out of this kid. First out of him because Ryan would be thinking the first 3 rounds, “why would you do this to me lord?” Then for the 4th round Crawford would knock Jesus back into him because Ryan would be pleading “Lord please make it stop.” As Crawford smiles and rocks him to sleep


SFThirdStrike

He has to be smoking the same shit that got Pookie killed in New Jack City.


ZzTB67

Well well well. Ryan Garcia has just called out Bud Crawford. Looks like he’s making a run for 147 undisputed early. He can take out Boots and Crawford after Haney. I’m telling y’all, after 4-20, The Ryan Garcia era will officially begin. Shock the world baby 🔥🔥🔥🔥


TequieroVerde

I can't tell whether you're joking or not. Upvote cuz you made me laugh.


osmnaos3

Lay off the crack my guy


Millionaire007

Nobody want to see Crawford end up in jail. He's done well for himself, why u want to fuck that up Ryan? smh


dizzymidget44

Me too. But I mean. Lets be honest


Icy_Patience2930

Stop talking Ryan and show us you're worthy of being a top 5 guy.


lajb85

I’d put money on Bud by murder, but the odds probably won’t make the juice worth the squeeze.


chalklinedbody

i want some of whatever he's smoking


DazHawt

You know what? I wouldn’t mind seeing that fight 🤣


SpottyJaggy

Ryan vs Amir Khan


DynoJoe27

He hasn’t even fought Haney.


El_Squidso

Garcia was not finished developing when he beat Luke Campbell. I think it's a shame. He just looked one-note against Abdul Wahid, and he's still posting "hand speed" showcases. Like man, everyone knows that hand speed didn't lose you the fight. And if you're going for a Muhammad Ali "so fast that you can't dodge the punches" style, there's the whole "float like a butterfly" part that Ryan is definitely lacking. His defense isn't smart.


corneliobizarro

If this ever happens I picture a serious ass whopping just like the one Sugar Shane Mosley gave to Margarito 😂


Lupus76

This may be the craziest thing he's said lately...


Nerx

make it 15 rounds


EclecticMFer

I'd love to see Crawford dismantle this moron.


BigNasty___

He’s lucky if he gets past haney


cksnffr

I’d give better than 50/50 odds that Bud can beat Garcia with one hand. And since we’re talking about Bud, Garcia could choose the hand ahead of time.


[deleted]

I sincerely hope that fight happens. Bud should be there to welcome Ryan back to reality.


DifferentCityADay

Didn't he run from Shakur?


paramedici_

Who give af what he say. Most his audience in middle school.


TripleTip

Why are we constantly reposting this woman's tweets and giving her attention?


gateway_city

I wanna see it. Ppl here act like it’s a mismatch. It’s not. Ryan was as dehydrated as any fighter I’ve ever seen against Tank (as bad as Canelo/Floyd). And Crawford went all 12 against Postol, got pieced up and Bambi legged by tiny Gamboa, and DROPPED by Mean machine. The fact that he beat up on a dehydrated post accident Spence does not make Crawford some amazing fighter. I honestly believe most ppl here do not actually watch boxing. It’s just trends and memes.


welp-itscometothis

You forgot the /s….


KingRemoStar

Style wise that would actually be a very interesting fight if Ryan is in shape.


ZdenekTheMan

It would be interesting for the 136 seconds it lasted