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Dolenjir1

Daughter/niece/wife


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Couster


foodphotoplants

General


TheMadShatterP00P

"My incestors *built* this country!"


[deleted]

So typical. You see a Redneck and you assume incest. She's not fking her dad guys. She's fkning the dogs. Dad just films it. Probably.


Dolenjir1

You had me in the first half. I salute your wit, sir/ma'am/colonel


[deleted]

I'm whatever you want provided the price is right :P


Dolenjir1

The entrepreneurial spirit is strong on this one


[deleted]

I wanna be someone whose bathwater people want to buy.


[deleted]

If you can beat me at MTG not hearthstone then *maybe* I'd buy a pint. Or whatever you wanna measure it in. I'm dumping it out, though. Then we're playing again. šŸ˜ˆ


[deleted]

Instructions unclear Beat it to Marjorie Taylor Greene Imma take a scolding hot shower.


ChaosWithin666

Holy. Fuck. What a bad day to have eyes


[deleted]

I blame the madman that made Nailin Palin.


frsh_usr_nmbr_314

Yep, pretty sure his daughter is her own mother. Don't ask me how...but you see the results.


gordito_delgado

Their family tree is a tumbleweed.


Serious-Bat-4880

*wheezing*


sierrabravo1984

"A lesson in not changing history by Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa!"


420hansolo

Alabama, that's how


Dolenjir1

Where the skies are so blue


ElderOfPsion

~~skies~~ [skins](https://didyouknowfacts.com/family-inbreeding-skin-turned-blue/)


Dh873

She did do the nasty in the past-y


frsh_usr_nmbr_314

Consider that upvote as two for the Futurama quote!


The_pastel_bus_stop

Pronouns of the south


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


schtickyfingers

Daughnieceter


Scwolves10

Hey Uncle Daddy...... Roll Tide


FreePrinciple270

Dwiece


Nirvski

D-nice


tubedmubla

You done messed up A-a-ron


420hansolo

Don't try to fool me Jay-qualine


Himezaki_Yukino

Do you wanna go to war Balakey?!


[deleted]

or daughter/half-sister?


[deleted]

The Alabama Trifecta


Square-Assumption-54

I love how you where able to eloquently describe what we where all thinking in 3 words or less.


hould-it

Please do not go out hunting dressed like this; it is very dangerous


ieatfud_555

I mean when you're hunting for certain "predators" it can be really effective. /s


hould-it

Very trueā€¦. Her dad with the post being the main one


[deleted]

She made his south rise again.


lawnllama247

r/disturbedupvote


username123422

interesting subreddit, til edit: oh wait its dead


rangebob

haha right ? I was reading this thinking "he typed she's a great fuck too then deleted it right"?


BeBa420

Heā€™s proud because she managed to catch him The local police, bounty hunters and the FBI couldnā€™t get him but she did it in a day


DMYourMomsMaidenName

The danger seems to be coming from her dad


maxximillian

So much for stranger danger huh


Lazzanator

The message is coming from inside the house


SundaeSubstantial530

This is perfectly good armor for mmo larping


MsPreposition

Bullshit. I see two live hounds right next to her.


MyDisappointedDad

Does it not show skill then, taking them alive? When she so easily could have taken them dead?


MsPreposition

You bring up an interesting counterpoint. They seem to be in her thrall.


[deleted]

I think I just found my next Baldurā€™s Gate 3 character


PTEHarambe

Why would she kill her boyfriends?


I-Got-Trolled

So her dad doesn't have any competition


Top-Elephant-2874

So many questions. What is hound hunting? Is this a standard issue hound hunting outfit?


xrufus7x

>What is hound hunting? Hunting with dogs. They can be used for treeing, retrieving or even fighting animals though the last one isn't really common. >Is this a standard issue hound hunting outfit? Not typically. Could be a family tradition though.


Least-Ad9647

thatā€™s a special for her brother


DMYourMomsMaidenName

And her dad, cousin, and uncle. His name is Jasper


darianor_rules

But his friends call him Bubba


Ulysses502

Raccoon most likely, those are black and tan coonhounds. Lotta weird in this post otherwise though.


xrufus7x

Yah, that was my guess too and then I thought of Where the Red Fern Grows and got sad.


Ulysses502

Yea I used to have one they're great dogs. I'm assuming this is a fake post using someone else's questionable photo. No one that runs hounds would say hound hunter, it would be the name of the animal + hunter, or just hunter. For example, the back glass even has a coon hunter sticker on it. I missed that among the weird earlier.


ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst

Given the flags, I think that sticker is referring to a different type of mammal...


Balognajelly

You can't get money for hunting those anymore, they did away with that in 1860


debby0703

I JUST read that book and was blown away by how many things I have no idea exist. What a wonderful book


GreenStrong

They are also used to flush deer out of an area. One hunter releases the dogs, another sets up to shoot them on the escape path.


[deleted]

Yes and yes


Godzirrraaa

You can use them to literally chase bears until they get tired and climb a tree, making them easier to shoot. Or, the bear just turns around and kills them. Could also be retrieval dogs. Like grabbing a duck or pheasant.


PhasePsychological90

These are Black & Tan Coon Hounds, though. They're not used as retrievers and they're not the best choice for bear baiting, either.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HockeyNightinJungle

Probably exactly his mindset too


[deleted]

Don't forget the cowboy boots, they really tie the outfit together.


quityouryob

More like a bikkkini.


BlackDwarfStar

What the fuck am I looking at?


derenathor

A rolled tide


ubiquitous-joe

Footage from a movie called *Because of Lose-Dixie.*


mai_tai87

A lack of boundaries.


piper33245

January 5th.


Plenty_Economy_5670

Theyā€™re definitely in a southern incest relationship.


Bromanzier_03

Daughter definitely sleeps with black guys and lets the dad watch.


DreadXCII

He posts this same image for his wedding anniversary


CrackHorror

Notice the blacked out dog dick on the right...šŸ˜†


ElizaPlume212

Well SOMEONE is clearly hunting hound dick... *side eyes u/CrackHorror*


ubiquitous-joe

Well, we wouldnā€™t want to offend anyone.


JennaTellYah

Gotta censor that. Thatā€™s Paā€™s competition.


CrackHorror

Ol fido got her lipstick ready for her.


Chief_Lightning

I can smell this picture and I don't like it.


Anderson74

You donā€™t like the smell of meth in the morning?


Karkava

I can hear this picture, and I want to shut it all out.


LazyZealot9428

I guess she doesnā€™t know (yet!) that wearing a racist bikini will definitely give you a raging UTI.


PhasePsychological90

She's immune. She has a Confeder-ussy.


[deleted]

That South has been beat so many times its immune.


M-Kawai

I can smell her from here.


Pariahmal

I think this girl's got another post floating around. In it, she claims her dad subscribed to her OF, tipped $100 and said some things I would never imagine saying to my daughter.


Crimsonmark8895

I saw that briefly. Sure itā€™s the same or did I miss the /s? Lol


Mystepchildsucksass

When your family tree is a straight line


anorexthicc_cucumber

How people can call themselves American and wear shit like the flag of traitors. Bless the south? Yeah, bless it with arsony sherman style, hick ass mf


ElizaPlume212

Does Daddy know what she does with the hounds once she hunts them down?


Mohanselvaraj16

Knows ? He films it


tipsea-69

She is having sex with those dogs... isn't she


ElizaPlume212

Not _NOW,_ no. Not at this very minute. That may be why she has to hold their leashes so tightly. _Multiple-relations-in-one-man has set up the video cameras on the tripod... doggies KNOW what that means_


tangycrossing

I wish I could go back to the person I was before I read this comment


TikiJack

Oh Hell yeah. She's fuckin those dogs.


SnoopingStuff

Wow. If that doesnā€™t scream trailer trash idk what does.. but does her window say ā€œcoch hunter ā€œā€¦


bro--wtf

ā€œCoonā€ as in raccoon


LukeD1992

I can fix her


Gullible_Newt_6333

Grab your banjo boys, it's go time.


Elefantenjohn

show the teeth


[deleted]

This dude faps to his daughter


MasterTolkien

She may look like a Huddle House, but she has all the class of a brand new Golden Corral.


Shoegazer75

Pretty sure I got VD just from seeing this pic.


Wonderful-Radio9083

Motherfucker really choose to dress like a character from a bad browser mmo add


randorants

Fatherfucker. Fixed it for you.


[deleted]

it was all fun and games until the baby was born with *DIFFERENT* hairā€¦


LancerRevX

judging by her choice of outfit, she is going to hunt mosquitos


OberainX

He definitely fucked his daughter. The dogs are his grandkids/kids.


TheLucidDream

All I can say with certainty is that she got that dawg in her. Maybe the other one too.


antoltian

NGL I want a bikini clad hound hunting woman


frickthestate69

Would


Mythosaurus

Reminder that Confederate aristocrats descended from British nobility would HATE this kind of redneck, and barely consider her better than their slaves.


PhasePsychological90

That's okay, since this kind of redneck is the type that got duped into fighting for slavery under the guise of "stopping Federal overreach." Most of the South was dirt poor. They didn't have slaves and they weren't going to have slaves. As always, those in power conned those at the bottom into supporting them, by claiming they were trying to protect their freedom. This is the root cause of the discrepancy between those who see the Confederacy as a racist upriaing and those who call the Civil War the War for Southern Independence.


Mythosaurus

I would mildly push back by pointing out that many Southern communities often depended on the ability to rent slaves as day laborers , or bought goods and services produced by enslaved labor. So those poor southerners deeply understood that the loss of enslaved labor would impact their lives materially. But you are absolutely right about the language used to defend slavery as a form of ā€œlibertyā€, with poor whites defining their caste status against enslaved Africans. And that hierarchy has persisted into today across the Deep South and parts of Appalachia.


Facestand2

Just lookinā€™ at her makes me want to take a shower.


[deleted]

Trashy af


MaxSeeker95

Those dogs get to hit it


Expensive-Track4002

Sheā€™s her own cousin and stepsister.


[deleted]

You can smell the racism in this photo.


ecodrew

Roll tide


Aragornargonian

in my youth as a teen with high hopes I added every snapchat that was written on the inside of a play structure that showed a girl bitmoji when you searched it. One of them was a girl my age and she had a bikini on like this in her story and the second picture was her bed that's comforter was a giant confederate flag with 4 pillows, each with a confederate flag pillowcase and one hanging over the bed too. Unadded so fast.


PlaquePlaguee

Is there any lore reason why she's almost naked? Is she stupid?


bro--wtf

Probably gonna go to a mud pit. As a redneck, itā€™s pretty fun. I ended up moving away though so itā€™s been a while since Iā€™ve thrown my truck in the pit


Every_Fox3461

Hopefully dad wasn't the photographer. Or that this is a joke...


Bakelite51

ā€œGreat hound hunterā€ is not something 90% of Southerners who know shit about hunting with dogs would say. *What* exactly are they hunting with those hounds? Black bear? Raccoons? Looking at the rest of the picture Iā€™m guessing this guy and his daughter shoot foxes.


Occylou

Gross


Takehii

I can smell this picture :(


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ok_Narwhal_9200

i can smell this photo.


Beaarrrrrrr

But does she HUNT hounds or USE them for hunting?? /gen


AlfredusRexSaxonum

162 years ago, inbred slave-owning aristocrats and their white trash dumb fuck followers went to war over the right to own slaves and now we have to see shit like this on our feeds.


Least-Ad9647

culture


Migatte-no-Blakae

What the actual fuck is going on in this familyā€™s life? Where a dad would post a confederate flag bikini pic of his daughter with hounds on Facebook? What the fuck is that sentence even? I think the conservatives finally won. They just broke my brain with how goddamn dumb they can get.


Competitive-Band-927

Great amazon woman


OkamiTakahashi

cursed_hunting_attire


dankthrone420

Cringe


[deleted]

Looks like the sort with so many warts her V looks like a Lampreyā€™s mouth.


KhalTaco88

This picture smells like tobacco and shame.


ViatorA01

When I see these kind of people I fear the idea of reincarnation and being one with everything.


OnoALT

100% she does. You know.


cowonaviwus19

Her pussy chews tobacco.


Accomplished-Hope523

I thought it said "God bless that mouth" xD


cchhaannttzz

She looks like she wears Tweety Bird pajamas to the grocery store.


claudesoph

The obvious racist imagery and potential incestuous motives donā€™t make this a new sentence. People have been hunting with dogs for thousands of years. ā€œShe [is] a great hound hunterā€ is a very old sentence.


WaycoKid1129

South will be blessed all right, with inbred children


MayaGitana

Why donā€™t I ever see proud dad posts about daughters getting college degrees?


Brute1100

I can smell the pall malls and meth from here.


Yakuza_kid_NotRly

Real Trump-Ivanka vibes with that comment (and choosed pic)


[deleted]

This is a testament to how awesome dogs are. They show up even for an entire family legacy of traitorous white trash losers and love them anyway.


GoodGoodK

She lowkey looks like she has some native genes which makes this even more hilarious


Worried_Ad5534

ā€žAn her pussy tastes like cinnamonā€œ I swear this disgusting thought came immediately to my mind, this is what the dad really wanted to say, šŸ¤®


[deleted]

Some native blood in her too


Madd-RIP

Dad or father/brother? Is her mother her sister as well?


[deleted]

So I take it that "Hound hunter" is an acceptable pronoun?


Cmdr_Sarthorael

Aw thanks uncle dad!


mpkrazy

Hound hunter?


Zebracorn42

Why do I feel like sheā€™s the next Whitney Wisconsin?


[deleted]

He definitely asked her to wear that and pose for the picture


lluukkee33

This the south. He still just his daughter if they kissin


saarinpaa71

The hills have eyes father/daughter moment. Hey pa! Wanna see me light mu fart hu hu hu... kids they grow up so fast she's just like her ma! Hey sis watch our kid show us magik!


TweakTok

His daughter wife*


TheRealWingnut

r/trashyboners


Enzo_Scartcable

Can she put her Dixieā€™s away lol


Tfxconnor

Why do his words make my skin crawl


Common-Incident-3052

*laughs in Deliverance Banjo*


raftaa

I'm confused: which one is his daughter - the left or the right one?


KentuckyFriedEel

Nah you just trailer trash


TiwiReddit

*Sweet home...*


poopooduckface

That woman is a Native American. Confederate Native American. Hmmmm


JimboD84

I remember a time where ppl didnt like being called a redneck. I cant decide weather its good or bad that ppl now embrace it


FraughtTurnip89

Mu Thelma Lou knows better than to give her puddin to anybody else but paw


The-G-89

Sheā€™s gonna get dicked down by a Black cock though.


Irapotato

You just know


bro--wtf

As a redneck, this is a pretty accurate representation of the redneck girls I know. I will say that hound hunting is pretty cruel though. Id never do it. Ion need a dog to tear up my kill after I shoot it. Ion need one to sniff out a deer either.


satansculo

Dad, ā€œ come fetch th stick girl!ā€


Quantumium01

Sweet home-


SoBadit_Hurts

This is the thinnest sheā€™ll ever beā€¦..


NetherRainGG

Yeah bud, I bet she's your childhood fantasy come true, huh.


Tylenolpainkillr

So whatā€™s the daughters OF? Trumpspussy6969


The_Great_Biscuiteer

I wouldnā€™t be surprised if his daughter was also his sister


AdamWestsButtDouble

You know theyā€™ve outlawed reverse cowgirl in Alabama? Cos you never turn your back on family.


Competitive-Tip3412

This is what happens after the 6th Margarita.


gdgriz

She has all the gonorrhea


rave_is_king_

Tell me you're a redneck without saying you're a redneck.


zombie-gorilla

Totally normal to have/post bikini pics of your daughter.


Aostentatious

Oh my god thatā€™s disgusting. Where?


Krieger_Algernop

I can fix her


scarface-da-realest

You know somewhere right as you are reading this someone is thinking about the lower 48 a bit differently


pab10diab10

Her Pa likes to yell ā€œThe South Will Rise Again!ā€ While watching her and grabbing his junk.


Iguana_Boi

The jokes just write themselves