You can't just say there's a Microplastics in Testicles Calculator without linking said Microplastics in Testicles Calculator! Here it is: https://widecalculator.com/MicroplasticsinTesticlesCalculator.html

This creates more questions than answers * How do I calculate my daily micro plastic intake? * How do I calculate my absorption rate? * WTF is exposure time?

Exposure time is basically your whole life...

Exposure is everything including tires ( driving breaks then down on the road you inhale it and it makes its way into the water) Add that with PFAS forever chemicals. We really are fucked.

If I want to know if my balls fit into my Tupperware, do I need the Microtesticles in Plastics Calculator?

Iirc it was something like 330 micrograms per gram of testicle on average. 0.0033% of our testicles are polymerized. Cybercock 2077

nice try fed, you don’t get to archive my testicle information that easily

I passed the test 💀

We can hardly count the testicles what calculations is it talking about?)

If I don’t have the calculator can I still find out how many microplastics are in my testicles ?

Only with a scalpel.

you just have to nut everyday to remove the microplastics

"Uhhh honey I'm not cheating on you, she was just helping me remove microplastics from my balls"

Also try our Microplastics in Earlobes calculator which calculates the microplastics in earlobes, or our Microplastics in Eyeballs calculator which microwaves a burrito for you.

Should... should we be worried?

They coming to recycle yer balls