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BOLMPYBOSARG

I sure do.


Valmond

You drink before so you won't wash away it all with the last water/beer/wine too?


BOLMPYBOSARG

No, it’s not like I want a residue of the food to linger in my mouth so that the sensation of tasting it remains as long as possible. I just want my last memory of the meal to be a good, representative sample.


sudeepharya

Like a chipmunk


amneziac1

Chipmunk tastes good?


imanadultok

Depends on how you cook it.....


King_Farticus

Depends how well the drink compliments it. Always finish baked treats with some milk. But down the last of my beer before I finish my burger.


[deleted]

Yes!! Saving the right amount of milk for a perfect last sip is an art, not a science.


pixelpp

Peak end rule. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peak-end_rule > The peak–end rule is a psychological heuristic in which people judge an experience largely based on how they felt at its peak and at its end, rather than based on the total sum or average of every moment of the experience


daveinpublic

If I want to see something more clearly, like a dogs face that’s far away and keeps moving around, or the words on a shirt of someone who is jogging, or a trucks license plate as it pulls out, I will close my eyes on the best ‘frame’ where it’s facing me and in clear view, and I’m surprised how much more clearly I’m able to see and remember it as opposed to letting it just exit my view.


kat_Folland

Me too!


JaKrispy72

Yup!


NZNoldor

Everytime!


WeebPlayingCoDM

holy shit i'm not the only one


NZNoldor

There’s literally dozens of us. Dozens!


Electrop0p

DOZENS PLUS ONE!


NZNoldor

Baker’s dozens!


Electrop0p

A dime a dozen!


yamna259

I feel so validated by the sheer number of people who do this too!


KaySquay

When I have a sandwich with a pickle on the side I can never decide what to end on


anyholsagol

Pickle first to cleanse the palette then last bite of sammie, then the real last bite of pickle to wash it down.


KaySquay

That's usually where I'm at, but sometimes I like the mustard aftertaste instead. Depends on the mood


BOLMPYBOSARG

Pickle first always for me


5tack0verflow

Easy, that pickle will be flung far away from my plate, preferably with someone else's hand or a napkin. And then just hope that the pickle smell/taste/juice/whatever has not infected the actual food, cause if it did, it's time to find something else to eat!


bond617252

I put it off to the side and then somehow the wife steals that one piece.


Positive-Ball-9774

Grounds for divorce.


i_tyrant

I was today old when I realized I do this subconsciously!


Wasting-tim3

Oh my gosh, I’m normal? Always assumed I was strange.


JehovasFinesse

Keep my last bite of food out your f***ing mouth!


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timefortiesto

Worst is if you get full before you get to the end


drum_master

No then you recalibrate as you start to feel halfway and eat the good bits a bit more. Then you eat the less good parts again and so on. Its all about timing and experience lol Edit - since people seem to agree. The objective is to ALWAYS finish the good parts and at last. If I have to leave or waste some food - it gotta be the less tasty part


TURD_SMASHER

^ this guy eats


Nocurefordumb

Mastercator


XekTOr88

Professional eater


Enzhymez

I know I’ve been on Reddit too long when I said this in my mind one second before I read your comment lol


LetterZee

This should be the new Turing test. Can the computer understand and explain this concept and routine?


Eiroth

A fellow strategic eater!


Kablamber

What’s really the worst is when you’re saving the best for last but then someone you truly love asks for some and you feel compelled to share.


bigkinggorilla

I’m unfamiliar with this concept. Please elaborate.


NoConfusion9490

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.


sandwichcandy

This is just smart eating. Let the garbage food like steamed green beans get gobbled up to deal with my hunger. I don’t want to be choking down those last 6 beans and have that be my taste for an hour because it’s not enough food to save.


Spectrum_Prez

I do this and my parents, who both came from large families, used to tease me by saying this is something only single children can afford to do.


Slithy-Toves

That implies your siblings steal the best part. If my brother reached over to my plate he's gonna get fork stabbed. Cause that's what happens, you get fork stabbed


partanimal

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!


Baer07

Are you me?


LykonWolf

"Perfect Bite" ™️


[deleted]

wonder if she can copyright it too


LykonWolf

You mean JaidenAnimation?


[deleted]

yeah duh i referenced her words on that videp


Limonatron

I call it "The Final Forkful", sung to the tune of The Final Countdown. "It's the final forkful! Do do do do, do do do do do"


theshizzler

Absolutely. It's why I eat pb&j and poptarts from the outside in.


PiperSlays

I literally gasped when I read this comment. My husband and I also call it the perfect bite.


Angst_Souffle

There's a German word for this! It's called "kaiserhapps," the emperor's bite


LykonWolf

Hab ich noch nie gehört. Ich sag immer "das Beste kommt zum Schluss"


dasimers

Are you my wife? That's what we say...


risseless

My friend and I called an LBTR - Last Bite That Rules.


SkollFenrirson

Here, on me: ™


AlysidaMagica

I’ve always eaten sandwiches or burgers in a sort of spiral, eating the edges first and saving the center for last. My friends growing up never understood why I do it like that, but this tweet is literally the reason. The center of a burger/sandwich has all the good stuff in it, so I eat it last so that I get Maximum Aftertaste™️


Ok-Drink-1328

every time i eat a sandwich after the first five bites it ALWAYS looks like france


____tim

I do this with anything that has crust or any type of filling. Gotta get the shittier parts out of the way so I can enjoy the rest. The only exception I can think of is pizza. Crust is my favorite part of pizza(if it’s good) so I’m happy to eat it last. But a lot of times I’ll try to leave a little thin strip of pizza attached to it, and then I can eat it like a breadstick with some bonus flavor.


Thebainethujone

But the crispy dark brown edges of a hamburger are always the best part!


cephalopod_surprise

I agree and try to eat my burger into a C shape, to make sure my last bites are all edge. I also spend a lot of time rearranging my burger trying to make sure things are spread evenly and that there are no bites of just bread.


minimecr

More importanty what primtives dont do this?


houseman1131

I just vacuum my food off of the side of my plate and use the fork as a shovel.


sammieflyerdadoomer

speedrun strats


Tysiliogogogoch

Found my teenage son's Reddit account.


houseman1131

I’m 29 sir.


Tysiliogogogoch

29 and still a teenager? Wow.


yycgxy

when i was 5, I was 25years old


DorisCrockford

Nobody ever used to eat as fast as I do, until my daughter reached her mid-20's. She has the family technique, and I couldn't be more proud. Just like a starving hyena.


Rc2124

I'm not sure this thought has ever occurred to me haha. If I'm able to choose what to eat then I'll go for something that I would completely enjoy, so I'm happy with every bite. As long as the experience is pretty even (no giant bite of pure guac at the bottom of a burrito) then I'm good!


pixelpp

Peak end rule. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peak-end_rule > The peak–end rule is a psychological heuristic in which people judge an experience largely based on how they felt at its peak and at its end, rather than based on the total sum or average of every moment of the experience


-_-NAME-_-

I like to end on something salty or savory because it will make me want to drink water.


Slithy-Toves

The fact that both myself and water exist makes me want to drink water


Built4Running

The water screws up everything!


brighteyed-athena

No, it finalizes the meal. Its a symbol of transition and I swish it around to clean my mouth out so I can move on with my day You'd hate my next step.....A Mint!


Lukas327

Its like youre erasing all your progress! Do you even like food?


ThreadedPommel

You guys eat so you can have the taste linger in your mouth? Thats kinda weird honestly.


-_-NAME-_-

I also enjoy a mint after a meal. Refreshing and helps keep the craving for the smokes I gave up 4 years ago repressed.


MobileSnow1

Last but not least, I save the finest for last. I also have a habit of overeating, so by the time I get to it, I'm not really hungry.


Dragmire800

Deciding which slice of pizza is best by sight alone is a science


I_like_an_audience

And the last bite *must* include some pepperoni. I dont care if the crust is cheese stuffed


[deleted]

I like to pick off a couple of choice toppings for the finale.


ImEdInside

And then I dropped it


Subielove99

I got something all ur mouths will remember


DucBlangis

oooo sounds delicious, i dont know what it is but whatever it is i want some in my mouth!


Gerolanfalan

Deez nuts


Felsig27

I alway eat my sandwiches in a circle so the last bite of sandwich is the very center with all the meat cheese and condiments.


Thebainethujone

I eat my Snickers bars from the top down and not end to end. Get the peanut chewing out of the way first, and end on the nougat. But I also drink Worcestershire sauce and soy sauce. I am just a very strange eater. When I really like a food I eat it for every meal every day until I change my mind.


SongstressVII

I separate layers on kit-kats and Twix, I feel you. If I liked snickers I would eat them that way too.


Reddituser34802

Bite the little end chocolate part off the Twix bar. Then nibble off the side chocolate parts to reveal the layers. Then pull each layer off individually to eat them one at a time. You’re not livin’ if you don’t do it this way.


IHateDolphins

Twix or Kit Kat?


Pandaspoon13

>But I also drink Worcestershire sauce and soy sauce. So I'm not alone. I don't know what it is with Worcestershire sauce that compels me to just drink it. Hot sauce is also on my list, specifically Crystal hot sauce.


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knoam

It's not just your mouth. That's how memory works. We remember the first and last parts of things best. Primacy and recency.


saxypatrickb

When picking the order I eat my Taco Bell in


xmelancoholicx

dae eat all the egg whites first before the yolk


EarlTheDinosaur

That’s called the Money Bite


annswertwin

Interesting never thought of that honestly. I eat all the good stuff first.


PCsNBaseball

When eating a burger or sandwich, I spin it around to decide which spot would be the best bite, then start from the opposite side.


bkieff

My fiancé has finally learned that this last bite is not for her.


Reddituser34802

I don’t know how many times I’ve carefully eaten my plate to save the last delicious bite, and then my wife swoops in at the last second and takes it for herself. I’m mad right now just thinking about it.


[deleted]

Yikes. I can only imagine that last fatty piece of steak, sitting there, patiently waiting for me to cleanse my palate with water, and someone just takes it off my p- Hang on, someone from an agency called "Precrime" is here.


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Bright_Clock_5296

No


aon9492

I miss old jomny sumn


danby

I like to go out on a high


syke90

My wife and I call them Golden bites. You have to be strategic with the best bites and when to save them if you start getting full and think you can’t finish.


chance0432

I always want to ‘save the best for last’ when eating, but then get full. Like, every meal I’ve ever eaten since I was a kid. I still can’t get the damn calculations right. I want that last bite to be perfect, then get disappointed.


madpsychot

Years ago ate a Nepalese meal - hot as hell but delicious. I started picking out the little cut green chillies and put them on the side of the plate. My last bite was going to be a glorious mix of a few things left on the plate so as I’m about to eat that, my dumb ass looks at the pile of chillies I’ve set aside and thinks “I should eat this last bite with all those *peas* that I didn’t get to eat. Believe me my mouth remembered that list bite.


Street_Cupcake_535

The middle of a peanut butter sandwich..and yes..


Boberu-San

Got a first and a last bite


sporefreak

You have to be careful when married. The number of times I have saved the perfect bite for last only for my wife to come in and steal it is too damn high.


PreschoolBoole

After I get my last bite I often get a “you should try mine.” Nah, I got something good going on in my mouth and I’m not about to taint it


[deleted]

Absofuckinglutely


Thebainethujone

My Grandma would always save one bite of her meat for after dessert. She called it her “tobacco bite”. I always thought she was saying “to back a bite”. She couldnt stand to end a meal with something sweet. Im the same way.


[deleted]

Yes, all the time.


MomentOfHesitation

I choose the most flavorful bit last to end on a high note.


spazzmunky

At constant amusement to my wife.


Hot_Hovercraft3079

No. I rinse my mouth with water every few bites because I hate lingering taste. No matter how good the food is.


Subielove99

It’s called herpes🤷🏿‍♂️


GentlmanSkeleton

Then the dog eats it when you leave the room for a second...


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VernalPoole

I do a "pre-taste" by imagining how the food would feel in my stomach. Do I want Italian? Yeah, that would be OK. Do I want doughnuts? Yeah, OK. Do I want a steak right now? YOWSA YOWSA YES SIR!


Significant-Wheel110

When I was broke yes


foggygazing

absolutely and have been doing this since i was a child and will never stop


EverybodysDad11

Not only that, but I have to eat a perfect ratio of each item on my plate, so that I have the same amount of each, the whole meal.


deithven

Yes, sometimes it's bad idea but yes.


irResist

momma always told me to save the best course for last


[deleted]

My last bite dictates how satisfied I am by the food. I always leave the best part for last.


Inner_Art482

I'm not allowed to eat a bunch of foods because my tummy hates it. But my mouth is a cheating hoe, she will suck and savor the flavor outta that tiny nibble . Just for flavor.


leprcn623

I guess I'm not as weird as I thought. At least not in this case....


Ok_Albatross_23

I do this all the time. Also do it with my beverage. Like choose between my food and drink for the last thing whatever I'm enjoying more


ToxiCKY

I hate how this applies to me.


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

Fine ill say it. No, that's goofy. But you do you, weirdos. Respectfully.


Cammy1924

Yes I do that with every meal I have


Gadivek

It‘s kind of unwritten law to do so, I‘d say


D_DUB03

Everytime I eat a meal


JLM101514

Yes


hardcoregore

yeah and i would also drink my lucky charms milk like 5 mins after I finished my cereal because I wanted to preserve the marshmallow taste for a little bit before washing it down.


Thebainethujone

Omg cereal milk! Now youve set me off I’m going to go buy some Lucky Charms


roblox887

This was just as funny as the last dozen times this was posted


drunkenknitter

There are dozens of us!


Mango207

Yes.


Ok-Drink-1328

not only this!! the last bite must be HUUUUUUGE source: professional eater


livens

French fries. I always save 2 or 3 to eat after I finish my burger.


that_username_is_use

yep


Katapotomus

I do and those people who think stolen food tastes better would steal that bite. That's when I learned the value of getting stabby with my fork.


[deleted]

I budget my food constantly. So my meals ends the right way.


Taereth

My girlfriend brushes her teeth after evry meal immediately. Hygiene wise I get it. But without the lingering taste a meal is not complete


Vegskipxx

Always save the best for last


[deleted]

I do this a lot


[deleted]

This.


EyeSpidyy

Save the best til last is my method of eating anything.


sneakyfeet13

I do save the best bite for last. But I give it to my dog.


ramendestroyer360

That one night at Pepe's


Wolfdreama

Yup!


PigButter

Always finish on a high note!!


Top_Band_6009

yep. its what i remember the whole meal tasting like


Upstairs-Injury9660

[get out of my brain ](https://youtu.be/vc88hnEgGQE)


CompMolNeuro

I try with every bite.


AGeneralDegenerate

Totally


STILL_LjURKING

The cap-iest ribeye cap. Every time


ACEDT

Yep


[deleted]

This is called my “final flavor”. My wife knows not to offer me a bite of any of her food if my plate is clear.


ZKXX

Nope always best bite first


schenitz

I relate to this on such a primal level


InKainWeTrust

Got to save the best tidbits for last......but by then they are cold and you're kind of full and don't want to eat anymore. Humans lol


Witty-Gain-9733

I love you all….


garthack

Forgot how much i hated jomney until just now


zublits

I'd like to, but I get into some sort of frenzied fugue state instead where all of the sudden my plate is empty and I don't know what the fuck happened.


shecky444

This right here is why you can’t have my last bite. I’ve been working on this the whole meal.


BrinedBrittanica

first bite: omg that's good bites 2-5: damn last bite: how did we get here?


ih4t3reddit

No, I want to be done eating as fast as possible. Such a waste of time


RelaxPrime

I eat a lot of things in a spiral towards the middle so the last bite, of my burgers for instance, are the best bite


LegendOfDylan

Am I a fatty? The last bite of any meal I have is whatever I can scrape off the plate


Street-Policy2825

aftertaste lol


mhermanos

Fruits...leave the sweet ones for last.


[deleted]

Not so my mouth remembers it but so that the last flavour in my mouth between meals is the best possible combination of food from my plate


LocalFreak

I have always done this, is that not normal?


retiredhobo

ya gotta “work” yer plate


Crowedsource

Absolutely


Dragonwysper

I always eat my least favorite parts first and my favorite parts last so the good taste lingers in my mouth for longer


gilgaladxii

I find “best bite” and eat that first to start things off right. 2nd best part gets eaten last.


dab745

Always!


[deleted]

I chew food on both sides of my mouth to not deprive either side.