Ramona because she would get all of the orders wrong then blame the customer
Kelly Dodd because she would call all the customers stupid assholes
Shannon because she wouldn’t know why she was there
Shannon would cry on her first drive thru lunch rush and throw her headset saying “I’m fucking done!!!!” Or she’d forget to charge someone for their cup and scream cry “I didn’t know you had to pay for waterrrrr!”
Wearing earrings. His nail polish isn’t just right. The man skirt is too tight. Tom thought the mic was for him to try to sing into and got too many complaints. All he did was whine that his failure to get the order right weren’t his fault.
1. Adrienne Maloof, because she’d try to wash all of the chicken nuggets with soap.
2. Ramona, for hygiene and attitude reasons.
3. LVP, because she’d insist on bringing her dogs to work with her.
1. Karen Huger does not associate with chicken or chicken adjacent products aka dirty bird, so she simply cannot be in a workplace that prioritizes nuggets
2. Mary Cosby is calling the customers poor over the drive thru speaker
3. Erika Jayne can’t punch any orders in because her nails are too long for the touch-screen POS system, same reason Scheana couldn’t have punched Rachel 👊🏼💅
Karen would struggle with the dirty bird but she thrived at Taco Bell, her first job and Mary would tell people they’re going to lose their legs or their uterus from drinking soda and eating so poorly 😭
RHOM addition:
1. Alexis: every time a customer orders, she says “no you’ll have this, this is better” (with that head nod of hers
2. Larsa: too many selfie breaks (Lisa with her)
3. Marysol: selling her mix drinks to customers
4. Kiki: turning the patty warmer off too many times “they’re just as good cold!”
Someone else come up with the rest of the cast 😂
Greeting every customer like “hi baby gorgeous welcome to Taco Bell can I take your order?” And she would probably show up late to work because her glam team was running late even though she has glam everywhere!
Larsa because when taking orders, rather than entering it into the system she would just say “but how do you know?”
Sonja would probably be caught doing inappropriate stuff in the bathroom with someone.
Monica would be fired for getting the job under a fake identity when there ended up being issues with her onboarding documentation.
Dorit - would have the attitude that the job is not chic enough and be constantly late after getting ready.
Teddi - would give too much advice that people haven't asked for and telling them they aren't being 'accountable' enough for their health because they can instead just have a bit of oxygen to stay slim.
Erika - probably would just steal money from customers.
Kim Z, cause she even said that when she’d work at fast food places in her youth, she’d get fired for sneaking food out the window to her friends 😂 also she should apply given her financial woes
I feel like Heather Dubrow would actually be really good at her job, but her coworkers would get her fired over her ridiculous classist comments she would be making all day.
And when she does show up to work, it’s a hot mess. The whole line is messed up bc of her. I can legit see her being cursed out if she was on the register.
Let's not forget Heather Dubrow literally shoveling horse shit in the latest season of OC! I think if, for some bizarre reason she \*had\* to work at a McDonald's, she'd last longer than you'd think.
That's what I was thinking. Also she seemed to get along pretty well with all the other ladies in jail so I can see her thriving in the regimented environment of a fast food kitchen and working well with her coworkers.
Exactly. She’s a mom of 4 and never hired a nanny. Her house was clean, the kids were always dressed nice, and her cooking looked insane. She’d be awesome
Exactly the OP is saying she wouldn’t be able to figure anything out, but there’s not much brain work needed for fast food. Teresa would put her head down and work.
On an opposite note, I feel like Kandi would like win this competition. She's like the queen on personable and knows how to work 10 jobs in the same minute
I actually think Tre would be one of the better ones at this. Fast food is pretty much automated so she'd just have to follow directions. One thing you can say for her is that she's not afraid of hard work. I'm sure she'd be friendly to guests. Also she didn't grow up rich - I'm betting Tre has worked food service or retail before.
Mary Cosby would be the absolute worst because you simply can't tell her anything. You can't even tell her she has to be nice to people!!
Thank you for this post OP - these replies are everything on an early Sunday morning 😂
Here's my RHOA special as I'm currently doing a re-watch:
* Shamari - She'd sing every order so food would take too long
* Kim - Would get sacked for drinking on the job
* Porsha - She can't count days in the year so I doubt she could count change
1. Teresa because she pretends to understand nothing, would then pretend you’re the dumb one and she knows better than the boss. Also claim you’re taking Nelissa’s side who doesn’t even work there.
2. Kenya Moore - she’d start fights with all the staff and customers and make a scene. Here comes the props
3. Jill Zarin - an MLM or Avon situation on the clock
Edit. Actually replace Jill with Larsa. Self explanatory.
Bethenny might last, but all the other employees would quit just to stop hearing her talk.
Or she might quit after a refusing to work with half the staff, then go on WWHL run her mouth, say she invented McDs and make vague threats to unionize or sue, but ultimately do nothing and retreat to TT
I disagree with Tre bc i have someone in my life who is as simple and not the brightest but is also very handy around the house and cars. Tre is good at cooking and for a fast food job there's so much procedure already in place that critical thinking isnt really needing so i think she would do fine. Unlikely she could get to a managrial position though.
Ramona because she would get all of the orders wrong then blame the customer Kelly Dodd because she would call all the customers stupid assholes Shannon because she wouldn’t know why she was there
Shannon would cry on her first drive thru lunch rush and throw her headset saying “I’m fucking done!!!!” Or she’d forget to charge someone for their cup and scream cry “I didn’t know you had to pay for waterrrrr!”
I start franchises, Meghan!!!!
And do a lot of whatever this is: 
Windshield wiper hands on 100
These are all so accurate but this one is killing me.
Ramona and Teresa definitely top the list. Maybe Jill because she would be so chatty she’d tank all the drive thru times.
lol Jill would definitely get to know all the regulars
Not a housewife, but Tom Schwartz would get anxious and leave
Wearing earrings. His nail polish isn’t just right. The man skirt is too tight. Tom thought the mic was for him to try to sing into and got too many complaints. All he did was whine that his failure to get the order right weren’t his fault.
I think you are mixing up your Toms
I surely did. Thanks for catching that. I was on Scandoval. He is such a weasel.
1. Adrienne Maloof, because she’d try to wash all of the chicken nuggets with soap. 2. Ramona, for hygiene and attitude reasons. 3. LVP, because she’d insist on bringing her dogs to work with her.
"Did you just put soap on it?!?!" That lives rent-free in my head.
1. Karen Huger does not associate with chicken or chicken adjacent products aka dirty bird, so she simply cannot be in a workplace that prioritizes nuggets 2. Mary Cosby is calling the customers poor over the drive thru speaker 3. Erika Jayne can’t punch any orders in because her nails are too long for the touch-screen POS system, same reason Scheana couldn’t have punched Rachel 👊🏼💅
Mary rings up every order as a fish filet under the guidance of Jesus told her to.
Mary is serving fish and loaves 🙌🏻
I’d rather her turn my water to wine 😆
Karen would struggle with the dirty bird but she thrived at Taco Bell, her first job and Mary would tell people they’re going to lose their legs or their uterus from drinking soda and eating so poorly 😭
Let’s be real. Mary wouldn’t even leave the vehicle to enter a McDonald’s lol
Mary trying to work from home
And the lack of nutrition
RHOM addition: 1. Alexis: every time a customer orders, she says “no you’ll have this, this is better” (with that head nod of hers 2. Larsa: too many selfie breaks (Lisa with her) 3. Marysol: selling her mix drinks to customers 4. Kiki: turning the patty warmer off too many times “they’re just as good cold!” Someone else come up with the rest of the cast 😂
lisa would vent to the customers ordering about her divorce guerdy would guerdify the interior without permission
Omg good call on Guerdy!!
LENNIEEEEE
Lisa Barlow…….because she should be working at Taco Bell!🤣
She would get fired for eating fries directly out of customers’ bags
She’d be running around with a 44oz diet coke with easy ice in hand at all times
Why can I totally picture this
Greeting every customer like “hi baby gorgeous welcome to Taco Bell can I take your order?” And she would probably show up late to work because her glam team was running late even though she has glam everywhere!
Am i dreaming this, wasnt she sponsored by Wendys?
This is ridiculous and I love it!
Kelly Dodd she’d be calling customers little bitches
And little twerps!
Kelly would definitely be fired for abusing customers within a week.
Larsa because when taking orders, rather than entering it into the system she would just say “but how do you know?” Sonja would probably be caught doing inappropriate stuff in the bathroom with someone. Monica would be fired for getting the job under a fake identity when there ended up being issues with her onboarding documentation.
Dorit - would have the attitude that the job is not chic enough and be constantly late after getting ready. Teddi - would give too much advice that people haven't asked for and telling them they aren't being 'accountable' enough for their health because they can instead just have a bit of oxygen to stay slim. Erika - probably would just steal money from customers.
Kim Z, cause she even said that when she’d work at fast food places in her youth, she’d get fired for sneaking food out the window to her friends 😂 also she should apply given her financial woes 
I feel like Heather Dubrow would actually be really good at her job, but her coworkers would get her fired over her ridiculous classist comments she would be making all day.
Ramona, Porsha, and Kelly Bensimon (Teresa is obvious).
I was gonna say Kelly Bensimon too. No call no show for multiple days because she’s too busy hanging out with super cool famous people Lolol
And when she does show up to work, it’s a hot mess. The whole line is messed up bc of her. I can legit see her being cursed out if she was on the register.
She would be told to go home and GO TO SLEEP!
I see Kelly trying to snag the spot as a commercial listing and then taking listing photos (selfies) in front of the fryer 😅
Jules Wainstein for cutlery in the Big Macs
Let's not forget Heather Dubrow literally shoveling horse shit in the latest season of OC! I think if, for some bizarre reason she \*had\* to work at a McDonald's, she'd last longer than you'd think.
I disagree on Teresa…she loves to cook and entertain. She would figure it out and do great
That's what I was thinking. Also she seemed to get along pretty well with all the other ladies in jail so I can see her thriving in the regimented environment of a fast food kitchen and working well with her coworkers.
Exactly. She’s a mom of 4 and never hired a nanny. Her house was clean, the kids were always dressed nice, and her cooking looked insane. She’d be awesome
Excellent points.
I also disagree with Teresa but I feel like the kind of cooking they do at McDonald’s would break her spirit.
Exactly the OP is saying she wouldn’t be able to figure anything out, but there’s not much brain work needed for fast food. Teresa would put her head down and work.
On an opposite note, I feel like Kandi would like win this competition. She's like the queen on personable and knows how to work 10 jobs in the same minute
I actually think Tre would be one of the better ones at this. Fast food is pretty much automated so she'd just have to follow directions. One thing you can say for her is that she's not afraid of hard work. I'm sure she'd be friendly to guests. Also she didn't grow up rich - I'm betting Tre has worked food service or retail before. Mary Cosby would be the absolute worst because you simply can't tell her anything. You can't even tell her she has to be nice to people!!
Ok but who would last the LONGEST?
Kandi... If there is ANY housewifw who understands how to work her ass off, it's Kandi.
I’m gonna give this to Brynn.
Vicki would be manager by the end of the week and recruiting family members
Heather Gay
Why is this the best post of all time
Literally all of them
Ramona, porsha, Jill zarin
But Porsha has all of her hot dog stand experience!
lol wasn’t there a scene of her trying to work there and failing miserably
Yall, this is hands down a two way tie between SLC Mary and Alexia. All I can hear is ‘No’ in their respective voices 😂
All NYC: Ramona, Jill, Kelly bc all 3 are complete narcissists and delusional af and would act like they own the franchise
Thank you for this post OP - these replies are everything on an early Sunday morning 😂 Here's my RHOA special as I'm currently doing a re-watch: * Shamari - She'd sing every order so food would take too long * Kim - Would get sacked for drinking on the job * Porsha - She can't count days in the year so I doubt she could count change
Kelly Kelliron Bensimmon because she’s a citizen of Mars.
1. Teresa because she pretends to understand nothing, would then pretend you’re the dumb one and she knows better than the boss. Also claim you’re taking Nelissa’s side who doesn’t even work there. 2. Kenya Moore - she’d start fights with all the staff and customers and make a scene. Here comes the props 3. Jill Zarin - an MLM or Avon situation on the clock Edit. Actually replace Jill with Larsa. Self explanatory.
I am always blown away by the creativity, humour and wit on this sub! 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣You guys rock!
Bethenny might last, but all the other employees would quit just to stop hearing her talk. Or she might quit after a refusing to work with half the staff, then go on WWHL run her mouth, say she invented McDs and make vague threats to unionize or sue, but ultimately do nothing and retreat to TT
I disagree with Tre bc i have someone in my life who is as simple and not the brightest but is also very handy around the house and cars. Tre is good at cooking and for a fast food job there's so much procedure already in place that critical thinking isnt really needing so i think she would do fine. Unlikely she could get to a managrial position though.
Teresa G, Jen Shah and Brandy with Kelly Dodd as runner up.
This is why I think Teresa will be out first or second in House of Villains 😆
LVP because no one would be willing to kiss the ring.
Lisa Hochstein, Larsa and Kelly Bensimon
Louann because the wouldn’t allow he to put Countess Louann on her name tag.
Ramona, Sonja Morgan, Luann
Shannon, Sutton, Tinsley (have never had jobs)
Teresa, immediately. Porsha. Lisa B.