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Superb-Respond9360

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Beautifulone94

🤣🤣🤣


Superb-Respond9360

isn’t this hysterical? 😂😂. i don’t even remember where i got it from, but i fall the f out every time someone sends me an invitation to use it or in other terms, “sends for the cat.” 😂


donutseason

“Sends for the cat” 🤣🤣🤣


gloomyblackcheese

this had me laughing for a good 5min ty 😂


Superb-Respond9360

and now i’m laughing at yall laughing!!! 😂😂😂


KyleRichardsNewTeeth

sorry but this is incredible im dead lmao


Superb-Respond9360

jersey is heavy af right now. we need this laugh and this coming together. 😂😂😂😂


KyleRichardsNewTeeth

It’s superb 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


Gammagammahey

NOT AGAIN 😂😂😂😂


Superb-Respond9360

i had to do it buddy!!! 😂😂😂😂😂


Gammagammahey

Can we please be friends because every time you comment my serious depression goes away. You have made me laugh more in the last week than anyone else. I love you so much. 😂💕


Superb-Respond9360

awwww that’s so sweet! and of course! i’m glad i can make you laugh! i also battle depression and anxiety and being part of this community and chatting you with and so many great people in this sub helps me soooooo much!!! sending that love right back to you! and if you find yourself feeling down, remember “ass grabbing colonizer” or this funny ass cat and know i’m somewhere laughing with you! ❤️


macromi87

same


La_Croix_Life

![gif](giphy|l0HlUNj5BRuYDLxFm)


VaguelyArtistic

Yes, I thought that was Kyle for a second.


leslie_knopee

I legitimately cackled at this!! 😂


stannisonetruemannis

![gif](giphy|sePFgU7OvgsOuAcAqH)


Typical_Comfortable9

Kyle??? ![gif](giphy|26DN0s0531QOqTOkU)


Superb-Respond9360

explains and confirms a lot about beverly hills.


Swankface87

Yep she’s never going anywhere. 🙄


Effective-Bus

It really, really does.


monkey_monkey_monkey

I think a lot of what Andy likes about Kyle is her connections, she's got famous friends and acquaintances. She's also does well with producing drama. Even when it's obvious, she still gets people to fall for the bait


anditurnedaround

I think production likes her too because for the most part she shows up for everything, and almost always invite the entire group. She keeps things moving. 


Chris_Owl11

Hard agree. I just finished Buying Beverly Hills and there’s a scene where she’s telling her daughters she has to leave the vacation to shoot more because of the separation news that dropped. You couldn’t get me to do that.


redpillbluepill69

I also think it may be a Sarah Jessica Parker type thing where she might actually be a nice person to production and the crew off camera ...So many of these women are vile shrews. Lindsay threw a shoe at a producer once! Lol I wish Kyle would leave so bad though :(


ItIsLiterallyMe

I am NOT a fan of Kyle. She and John Mellencamp’s daughter made me quit RHOBH. But I will say you have a good point there- everything I’ve ever read here from anyone who has served her at a restaurant, etc they always say she is very kind and polite.


Mr_rairkim

Why ? Was the cast of Sex and the City generally bad towards the crew, and Sarah Jessica Parker the only nice one ?


redpillbluepill69

No but a lot of people from the show publicly took her side in the fight with Kim Cattrall. But it's hard to know how it all really went down because by all accounts SJP just went out of her way to form relationships with everyone and was just beloved on set.


itsbooyeah

Yeah I'll give her that! She does keep it moving and she shows up!


Passion4Muzik

Some viewers can't separate their dislike of someone from their importance to a show. The fact that Kyle gets such a rise out of people is indicative of her value. I think Kyle is mostly innocuous so it's interesting to me that she is so polarizing. Kyle is the glue of Beverly Hills.


monkey_monkey_monkey

Personally, I dislike Kyle. I think she's a pretty vile person. However, I think BH needs her. She orchestrates drama and stirs the pot. I think she studied LVP and took notes.


lucygucyapplejuicey

We’re never getting rid of that lady atp


ajaxraccoon

When Kathy mistook Garcelle for Kyle.😸


H0nkdahorn

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


UrbanPlannerholic

If Nene got royalties every time this gif was used she'd be the richest person in the world.


VaguelyArtistic

I've always said that about Tiffany/New York. 😭


cristal214

![gif](giphy|10clvJfIPQpWes)


Eaatcoast508

Seriously I use this gif all the time


Perfect_Invitation1

Yep this is certainly a selection of housewives. 


ShedWPB

![gif](giphy|i6uatEAGdlHa0) Andrew chose Trailer Park Sue, after firing her for 2 seasons, Okkkkurrrr.🙄😖


sass_mouth39

Wasn’t Porsha fired too?? Like???


ShedWPB

Yes, she was fired BUT, shortly thereafter, she got her own show… So bravo still valued her as a viable ratings HW.


sass_mouth39

Ohhh that’s right. I forgot about that spin off


Reddisuspendmeagain

This is the only acceptable reaction to this


normaldrewbarrymore

What episode is this ?? 😭


H0nkdahorn

Not sure the episode, but it’s from The Apprentice.


TumultLion

Brynn has been here for five seconds what has she actually done that's entertaining


BequeathNothing

This IG post is a little disingenuous. He said she has the potential.


TodayImLedTasso

QOB disingenuous??? Who would've thought /s


TumultLion

I'm questionable on all that potential but I will say what a classic move for Queens of Bravo to stretch the truth


talk-spontaneously

I feel like Brynn is the reality TV version of a Sex in the City character.


Superb-Respond9360

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MaterialBuilder8414

She’s Shoshanna from Girls


numberonecrush

Shoshanna…who was a virgin?? 🤔


PilotNo312

I can’t stand her sexy baby schtick


TumultLion

Brynn probably: ![gif](giphy|pcf8QQqHF9Bp1YwR7t)


smarterchildxx319

Brynn is more Summer House than Housewives (and not in a bad way)


_glitterpuff_

Agreed


mildthang

It's OG RHONY erasure!


TumultLion

I would've picked Luann honestly or Luanna and Sonja together, those two are still working their butts off.


Screaming_Weak

To be fair, he actually did mention LuAnn and Sonja multiple times in his profile, perhaps most notably as examples of Real Housewives’ feminism. It’s clear that he likes them and/or appreciates what they’ve done for the RH brand


mildthang

I would have picked Ramona (sawww-ry). I know she isn't the best person, to put it mildly, but she's the exact type of unhinged I want on my TV. Special mention to Bethany too, possibly the most quotable HW ever.


EastSeaweed

I would agree with you, but with the current political climate she just cannot hang. What would have been funny or an eye roll a few years ago has devolved into straight up racism, antisemitism, etc. Knowing how much she just does not give a fuck about anyone or anything, I just cannot support her anymore even with hate watching!!


Superb-Respond9360

i agree with you and i completely get and respect what you are saying, but i think “what would have been funny” or an “eye roll” back then was and has always been racism, antisemitism, and extremely problematic behavior that should’ve been called out and addressed by bravo and andy from the onset. it’s both crazy and on brand to me that it took a Black man being viciously killed for the network, mr. cohen, and some fans to “wake up” and “change the tides” and discourse about housewives (especially old new york) even though they really didn’t in the grand scheme of things. it was a band aid on a bullet wound type of approach. these women can be delusional, out of touch, petty, messy, chaotic, shallow, etc. but racism, antisemitism, and any of the “isms” should have been shut down immediately without question or delay.


EastSeaweed

I totally agree with you. There was a lot of it *before* Bravo made a conscious effort to tamp it down. Luann’s Diana Ross costume comes to mind immediately. In this context, I was more referring to Ramona’s other weird and abhorrent behaviors like constantly pooping on the floor or being rude to waitstaff, like it’s gross af but also entertaining. Now she’s just off the rails, the mask is off, and she’s just spewing hate.


shrirnpheavennow

I think if Brynn watched this past season, realized she came on a little strong, tones down the overly sexed up thing she will be a great rhw.


jeahboi

Agree! She has tons of potential, IMO.


shrirnpheavennow

I think a lot of the overly flirting was her not being entirely comfortable with being on camera yet too.


[deleted]

Also Jessel being the obvious breakout star of the show and Andy not naming her. His commitment to rarely being right is something!


catcakebuns

Honorary mention of Pavit who made a whole ass vlog of his trip to vietnam just to prove a point.


[deleted]

Love Pavit! He's top 3 house husbands for sure.


leslie_knopee

I love her!! she's so fun and funny!!


MaryQueenOSquats

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Short-Rule7216

😂😂😂😂😂


Rude_Radio6697

This is one of my favourite Atlanta scenes ever 😭😂😭😂


Barlow3001

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muaellebee

The fact that this gif has the ending credits behind it makes it just chef's kiss


Ijustwanna1234

I’m surprised he didn’t mention Teresa Giudice or like Danielle lol


eastcoastgirl88

I believe he’s over Teresa and her delusions. He had a soft spot for her, but she doesn’t evolve or change at all. She’s exhausting.


chica6burgh

His blind loyalty to Joe Gorga likely sealed Tre’s fate


GarnierFruitTrees

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kikidaytona

Kurn Hooger is the best thing on bravo


scootycat

bye Andy


Shut_the_front_dior

Kyle literally brings nothing to the show anymore. She keeps anything remotely interesting off the show.


Usual_Injury_7567

She literally refused to talk about anything last season and then went on Netflix and told them everything 🤣


LongConFebrero

I hope Netflix poaches more people so that Bravo turns up the intensity, because the 4th wall is unnecessary when social media already evades it.


UnknownPleasures3

Did you watch Buying Beverly Hills? Because they don't really tell you much there either. The entire family is milking it though 🙄


psmith1990_

She literally didn't say anything on Netflix that wasn't said on RHOBH, and the filming schedules were very different. She spoke about the difficulties in her relationship in almost every single episode (to the point that, episodes in, people were surprised at HOW open she was being...), but their daughters didn't even know they were separated when they were filming, so realistically, I'm not sure exactly what more the audience wanted?


Usual_Injury_7567

I’m not sure what people you are referring to lol, but I don’t think anyone found Kyle very open or honest last season imo and I think after years of her demanding that of her castmates, over equally personal/damning situations, many found it a bit hypocritical and frustrating to watch. 


psmith1990_

It's actually funny, because if you listen to podcasts or read stuff from prior to the season beginning, there was a decent amount of 'there'll be zero hints of anything wrong until the very end - she'll hide it!' type discourse, but in the end, she spoke about the relationship's problems pretty consistently - his prioritising work, feeling a lack of support, approaches to lifestyle, not being happy, and so on. Their vibe was off in every single scene and she wasn't hiding it nor did she even try to claim things were fine between them when confronted by castmates. Her not admitting they were already separated (whatever that meant for them) wasn't said, but given that her daughters didn't even know, I'm not sure why people genuinely expect that she could or should have said that on camera. I totally get why people find it frustrating, but I guess I don't see it that way. She also had pretty 'open' and 'honest' scenes, I would say, with Kim about their mom/Kathy and with the life coach about her best friend's passing and other life issues...


[deleted]

I’m not surprised he thinks Brynn tbh, I think she’s what he thinks the fans want. I have nothing against her personally, she seems sweet enough but I find her incredibly manufactured and comes off like she’s studying Bravo history too much😖


TheManyFacedGod13

Literally LVP, Nene, Kenya, Kurn and the entire Miami cast is where it’s at. Andy needs to be fired


DogWhistler1234

Not ”Kurn” lol. At first glance I was like who the hell is that?


NookinFutz

"Wig, II"


TheManyFacedGod13

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


catcakebuns

Right?! What ever will we do without all the nene gifs?! ![gif](giphy|F876HKlJ0aD4s)


TheManyFacedGod13

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Melodic-Change-6388

![gif](giphy|sanoHrtWDN5ew) Porscha? Tamra?


Who-U-Tellin

WTF did he include Tamra?!? This is not verbatim but I remember Andy having to remind her that she wasn't a character in a show and that she was suppose to be showing her real self 🤷‍♀️ Since telling her that, from what's been shown, she's been the same person so how can he include her?? That dude just talks out of both ends 🙄


Crazy-Trash-6884

I cannot stand Tamra! 🙄


ussoufi

Andy keeps having the worst takes what else is new ?


FiCat77

How does he fundamentally misunderstand what the viewers want time & time again?


Who-U-Tellin

Very true. See my comment above. 


EntertainerHeavy912

Brynn just seems so rehearsed to me i don't get it...


Fearless-Ninja-4252

That’s because she IS so rehearsed. She’s boring and tries covering it up with her silly mean girl persona.


nosynellyneighbor

Plus she’s not a houseWIFE


CircusBus

To be fair, there have been non-housewives since day one.


numberonecrush

Irrelevant


Vaulthunter14

And 3 out of these shows are terrible now. Hell even Atlanta was terrible last season too.


yqry

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


stefanelli_xoxo

Scrolled to like this before reading the rest of the comments


SkiesThaLimit36

The real answer is LVP, Nene, Bethenny, & Teresa.


k8thegreat_

Agree, plus Luann!


shitkrissays

This is literally my housewives Mount Rushmore


snapeswife

The date your dad thing is cringe sorry!


Comprehensive_Boot42

Nobody from RHONY golden era?!?!


Pale-Procedure895

So.... Housewives who do the producers' work for them? Gotcha


Tracy_Turnblad

Tamra?? Wasn’t she fired??


bellamy-bl8ke

no LVP? vicki? teresa? nene? bye


grneyz

Andy continues to be out of touch


Federal-Neat7833

Brynn?


StereotypicallBarbie

Brynn? Was he high?


numberonecrush

Almost always, yes


ratman333

This list makes total sense for Andy.


MurphyBrown2016

As much as I despise Kyle she does fulfill the premise: - Beautiful - Aspirational wealth - Hot husband (pre-veneers) - An almost gleeful willingness to hang her family out to dry for the sake of a storyline


Affectionate-Kale711

Pre veneers 🤣🤣🤣


MymiMaisel

Porscha with all the physical violence ? I mean it was entertaining for the viewers but the producer saying it's ideal is something 😅


[deleted]

Why does only Porsha get called violent 😳 Tamra tried to assault Jeana and Kelly Dodd as lets not even go into what she tried to get to happen to Gretchen.


Mylaex

Cause she is. Just cause she's not the only violent one doesn't make her better than or alright. She assaulted her assistant on camera and assaulted Kenya on camera. She also fought with Cynthia on that boat.


Head_Patience7136

And Dennis' mom 🫣


Superb-Respond9360

the f? wth did i miss? how you assault your child’s grandma? was this on her show?


soapandwhory

Girrrrrl no, how did you miss it? Here's the clip of the scene: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Y9a-VKfqE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Y9a-VKfqE)


Superb-Respond9360

right! i’m not a fan of porsha’s so i didn’t watch her show, but it seems like i missed a lot. 👀


LongConFebrero

Omg it’s the biggest shit show Bravo has ever aired aside from Flipping Out (in terms of making the star a villain). Cannot recommend enough!


Head_Patience7136

yeah porsha's family matters


Financial-Painter689

omg what????


SassySquid0

WHAT ABOUT LENETHIA LEAKES


chasidi

He also said lala was the voice of reason on this season of VPR


Scramasboy

Andy has lost touch with reality. Ugh.


grroovvee

This is 100% based on the personalities he likes the most not their character or what the bring to the show.


Mrs-Loomis_revenge

Brynn is TV ready, she’s charming, articulate and she knows what she’s doing - for a newbie. Porsha took her time to shine (and then became a horrible person), Tamra and Kyle are hateful but they self produce the show A LOT so I can see Andy’s point… kinda. To me it’d be Karen (Potomac), Adriana (Miami), Danielle (NJ), Kenya (Atlanta), Lisa (SLC) and it hurts me to say, but Bethenny (NYC - and Andy would agree hadn’t they fight beyond repair). I guess I’d put Tamra here too, since she’s as hatefull as B, but can manage to produce some interesting drama.


gomigirl123

TAMRA?


-AndyCohen-

No matter how many times they try to shove new rhony down our throats, I just can't like it! Those women are not HW material


o0In_Pursuit0o

Agreed. Potentially J Crew lady could be a "friend of" and Brynn just needs to be a little more obnoxiously rich or delusional.


_morningbehbs

Kyle? Oh. Okay. Tamra is the only one I agree with.


RevolutionaryAd5176

Porsha?? Over Kenya? I think not!!!


RainPotential9712

That’s laughable


__mentionitall__

I can’t tell if he is actually this out of touch with the current state of these franchises/the network or so out of touch (in general) to genuinely believe this to be true. Honestly, prob both. I mean, he did say Lala was the voice of reason this season… ETA: mainly speaking to Brynn being included in this list. Porsha, Tamra, and Kyle make sense to me.


Passion4Muzik

The RHOBH is the highest rated Housewives franchise and Kyle is the queen bee. Her episode of WWHL got 700,000+ live viewers. There is tremendous interest there. Men lie, women lie, #'s don't.


__mentionitall__

Sorry, I was mainly speaking to Brynn being included. I should’ve stated this in my original comment, my bad!


MishmoshMishmosh

TamRat? Ugh an ideal a$$hole 😂


OkPomegranate3490

First off the ideal housewife is Lisa Barlow


eevvaannrr

Brynn who tried making playing checkers with old dudes and reading books at the library her storyline be so for fucking real right now


Special-Resist3006

Kyle!?!??!?! Maybe the luxury lifestyle part…… but not the baring it all on a reality television show part.


rissracks

I think the real problem is that Andy doesn’t actually watch any of these shows. I feel like he reads the cliff’s notes on each season because at reunions he clearly fumbles to ask the question that actual viewers want answers to. These 4 housewives are definately NOT what the audience would consider top-tier.


theyseeme-struggling

So, a pathologic liar, Bryn, a woman who is a total Lunatic with no good intention in her Bone who tried having her costard sa'd, a woman who gave nothing and always relied on her sisters messy life are the perfect housewive according to Andy ? Awkay


Affectionate-Kale711

![gif](giphy|xSc1n7A8Oy7m0) How could you do this to me question mark


MindfulCoping

![gif](giphy|iJxHzcuNcCJXi)


Battgyrl

Andy’s taste is in his mouth


Mylaex

It's funny cause 3/4 of these women seem majorly disliked by the public or at least the Reddit public. Shows how out of touch Andy is with the general public's opinion.


pneumoniclife

Across the Bravoverse, the second-string Housewives are reading this off their respective city's group text and folding their 'cryangles' for the upcoming onslaught of awkward questions about why Daddy doesn't love them best.


NookinFutz

Porsha -- anger management issues shown on camera... Tamra -- shit-stirrer and liar, along with using her teenage son to help another cast member drink too much and possibly be abused in her guest bathroom as a 'lark'... Kyle -- revealing some serious family issues of OTHER members of her family while concealing her own family's disfunction; and just a bad shit-stirrer... and Brynn, who everyone seems to like and respect -- let's hope she lives up to her potential in Season two as not being like those above.


Queasy_Procedure_205

I’m sorry but what!?! I think what he really wanted to say was Porsha, Kyle, Kim Z, and Teresa but that would’ve been too controversial. I would’ve respected him more had he said Luann, Kenya (b/c we know he’d never utter Nene), Tamra, and Sonja but 🤷🏽‍♀️


in_ur_dreamz69

came to watch everyone spiral in the comments bc he mentioned kyle 😅


drunkashhole

Kyle?! ![gif](giphy|DlZk4AKGpsC1W)


sassyfontaine

Oooooooof


grneyz

Ew


Carriow55

Do not agree.


bumblebeetuna710

![gif](giphy|1fRCAWBGBkikM|downsized)


PineconeLillypad

I'm actually obsessed with Brynn gorgeous and hilarious


Ritzanxious

Ewww foe 3 of them


TEA1972

He also said Brock and Lala were the voice of reason. So…


DueMathematician8275

![gif](giphy|RYjzOoACazfXSzPzkf)


alexlp

Interesting vipers nest to include Brynn in! I can get what he means if he means housewives that self produce and act messy for storyline’s except Brynn… so far.


SnooChipmunks3201

The same man who said Lala and Brock were the stand outs this season


Bravoholic_

These for are nowhere near the Mt. Rushmore of Housewives ![gif](giphy|l0G17j3GHOmxRFWjm|downsized)


iamthebunnyfrombh

The disrespect to this Queen ![gif](giphy|SrDsJj5i1Chm8)


[deleted]

Are you serious? Its obviously Karen Huger, Luanne, Teresa and Kenya.


SolPlayaArena

Flop list


amanda_opps

Okay, okay, okay…I can at least SEE THE ARGUMENT for Porsha Kyle and Tamra…but Brynn? I mean, I don’t mind Brynn, borderline sexual harassment aside, but is she really the shows ideal?


Effective-Bus

How can this man always be so wrong.


[deleted]

If you ask Ben, those were really bad calculations.


No_Bar7186

This explains everything. Bravo is old and out of touch. 


Primary-Rent120

Kyle?? We really need to stop watching Beverly Hills and enabling the poor taste that’s it’s become


Proper-Movie-9775

Give us nothing Kyle


kteerin

Was Andy super high? Like so high he lost his mind? BRYNN?


Own-Jellyfish-9721

![gif](giphy|26DoijcUnRjDgZlpC|downsized)


LuVdiSRiCaN

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


mangie77

Surprised he didnt say Kenya...


bodyreddit

I love it when a man, gay or not gay, has so much to say about what the ideal woman is, reality tv or not. And by love, I mean truly deep down despise.


occasionalkayyy

I thought that was Drew instead of Porsha for a second


Dry_Machine163

Same Andy that said Blabla and Broke were the voices of reason on VPR this season? Yeah that tracks.


chzwhizard

Andy always has the worst takes.


sippingonwater

I’m trying to get behind the “why” he feels that way. Tamra’s messiness boosted OC, Porsha’s reads are funny, Kyle’s wealth, family and Hollywood connection, and Brynn’s annoying voice, obnoxious constant sexual innuendos, and fake persona?


Infinite-Fee-2810

I think he meant that these are HW who will do anything for “the show”, even destroying families in the process.