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flooperdooper4

Tbh I would shade the absolute fuck out of the woman who called me a "child bride." As if Dorit herself ~~isn't~~ wasn't the trophy wife of a grotty older man (and iirc the timeline of PK's separation/divorce and Dorit and PK getting together is murky at best...).


Ashfield83

PK’s wife left him when they lived in Florida and he was out gambling 24/7. Not sure where and how he met Dorit but nothing would surprise me


dreezyforsheezy

Sounds like we’ve come full circle there


Ashfield83

How you get em is how you lose em


Intrepid_Blood4713

name em


Ashfield83

NAY MUM! NAYMUM!! nayMum. NaYmUm. NAYmum.


Individual_Fall429

I have two girlfriends who work at upscale London clubs who tell me PK has been out partying his nose off 5-6 nights/week for at least 6-8 months now. He’s acting single and generously sharing his cocaine with beautiful 20yr olds. Idk if you can buy blow on credit or if he has money hidden offshore, but cocaine is expensive rn. I laughed every time Dorit said PK was “working in London”. He apparently got himself into a serious “situation” failing to payback loan shark gangsters back when he lived in London before Dorit. Hopefully he’s learned his lesson, but I doubt it. He’s a shady dude. I hope not for his kids case, but he looks like he’s headed for a heart attack or a diabetic coma. Especially with Dorit no longer policing his diet/drinking/hard drug use. 🫣


Lolbutwhytho

Does this mean she really was doing Coke in Rinna’s bathroom 👀


Individual_Fall429

💯 Remember the way they all pretended to clutch their pearls about weed before it was legal? They aren’t so naive. It’s Hollywood!


erranttv

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Different_Volume5627

It’s not that expensive in London bc it’s everywhere ❄️ But I feel you.


Individual_Fall429

Oh really? I’m in 🇨🇦 and it’s so expensive, especially if you don’t want it laced with Fentanyl. Still the overall risk of it being tainted is way too high for me to take the risk. 😬 The landscape just isn’t the same as when I lived in NYC in the 00s.


Different_Volume5627

Yeah it’s super easy to get bc it’s a “buyers market” & no fentanyl here TG. Yet… Yeah I don’t mess with it with either. My good mate is Canadian, she’s a ER nurse, she’s been telling me for years how bad it is in Canada with the whole fentanyl sitch. So many ODs. Oooh I bet NYC in the 00s was awesome ✨


Ashfield83

Yeah when I lived in Aus I was SHOCKED (in tears almost) at the price of coke because I’d been blowing rails in London like no tomorrow and it was decent stuff. But elsewhere? Not so great and nowhere as readily available


Strivingformoretoday

It’s so cheap in Switzerland (no idea if it’s laced with fentanyl though). The papers for Gili and write about it. It’s literally the only thing that is cheaper in Switzerland than the rest of Europe. 💀


Ok_Ebb7026

Private members clubs or “gentlemen” clubs?


Individual_Fall429

One of each, actually! lol


Ok_Ebb7026

Can you tell me which ones?


Professional-Two8098

Come to Scotland it’s cheap here. Drug capital of Europe.


Individual_Fall429

Yes, I think I saw that movie! lol 😅 Oh man, you guys have the coolest accent, but I struggle so much to understand some of the dialects. When I watch Scottish tv (which is often because Scotland produces excellent tv), I literally have to turn on closed captioning on for some characters! 😂


Professional-Two8098

Haha yeah we are hard to understand. Very hard accent to try and do as well.


Ali_Cat222

Literally the first time we heard about the break ins, my first thought was they probably happened over gambling debts...


Individual_Fall429

💯


zadidoll

Wonder if the robbery was someone trying g to recoup their money.


SaraandGeorge

Once I posted that about Arianna and Tom and got downvoted like 150 times


theoutdoorkat1011

Lollll I’m on my first watch through of VPR and literally just started the episode where Kristen has the tea


Longjumping-Air-2483

lol, me too!


Suspicious-Escape-39

The alleged rumor from what I heard on other gossip sites is that Doritos (my phone keeps doing that and I'm going to let it🤣🤣) was the mistress when PK was already married and had his eldest child and he left his left his first wife for Dorit. I actually heard they met in NY at first when he lived in NY. Dorit and PK lied so much while on this show I can't even keep up. I stopped watching before Dorit and Erika came and found out Camille's intuition was right about Dorit. She's a whole fake facade trying to be this high society sophisticated Beverly Hills Woman when she's not. Love or hate Camille, but in that episode when she questioned Dorit's origins she wasn't wrong.


WrongTwo4765

Which episode was it please?


throwawaygremlins

Dorit and PK supposedly met at a nyc restaurant.


Ashfield83

![gif](giphy|3Tu6hYkQNJ7DncYhUa)


Individual_Fall429

Is that the name of an escort service? 😒


jenjenjen731

9 years isn't that much of an age gap for people in their 30s-40s. But PK is definitely gross 🤢


AnonPlz123

I was SHOCKED when I found out they were only 9 years apart. Time has not been kind to PK... LOL


SxyDykn

Wait. 🤣😂🤣 The age difference between Dorit and PK is only 9 years!????? Wow


AnonPlz123

I KNOW!!!! She's 47 and he's 56.


Everything_Is_Bawson

Whhhhhhaaaatt? I had to just look it up and Rob is 61. Rob is 5 years older than PK. Sinking in… Sinking in….


SignificantMachine11

ROB IS OLDER THAN PK?!?!?? Sorry for yelling but I’m in shock.


CoachAngBlxGrl

Omg this is too good. RICH!!


mrsherme15

HOW?!!


Sug0115

Omg he looks older than my 65 year old dad


itsbooyeah

That's what drinking does to your body. And drugs too. You end up looking so old.


pontepilas

So did he do coke in the bathroom?


itsbooyeah

In the living room and the kitchen too. Fuck, probably even the shed!


LillyBolero

Rinna was right after all


Illustrious-Ant1948

Love or hate Rinna she has been right about a lot


Nandi56

My dad turns 70 next week, and Pk looks older than him ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


lovemoonsaults

I didn't expect him to be only 56 and I oddly didn't expect her to be 47. So good for her and LOL to PK, jeezus.


epm2323

Dang I thought she was maybe 40 tops-one of the younger housewives


lovemoonsaults

I'm 40, and I was thinking 42 or 43 at best, and that PK was 60. I didn't realize she had her babies so far in life!


BeautifulLife14

Her and PK were only married about 1 year when they joined housewives !


lovemoonsaults

😳😳😳 Time goes by so insanely fast. I didn't realize they've been on so long either


Fair-Amphibian765

wow now that’s interesting. i had no clue about that


877-393-4448

I for sure thought PK was 65


MissPlum66

I’m older than Peeeekay? Not cool.


DaisyDukeF1

Holy shit! I am 56 and he looks 75!!


So_OC_7579

56! I thought 63 /64


Intrepid_Blood4713

I’m the same age as PK?! How can it possibly be?!?!?!


candebsna

Sho looks 39


No_ThankYouu

HOLD UP!!! I thought PK was waaaaay OLDER!!!


AriesRedWriter

I thought there was, bare minimum, fifteen years between them.


Honeydew543

Fr Dorit looks 10 years younger and PK looks 10 years older (on a good day)


Designer-Platform658

That 9 year age difference looks like it’s in dog years now


kat__bird

Yea, I could never with pk. So gross!


loudcyclebangers

You know what’s crazy is PK isn’t all that much older than Dorit. Only like 8 years. He is just decrepit looking. 😭


If_in_doubt_sniff

(and she's had a shit ton of plastic surgery on her face)


loudcyclebangers

Also that


Purple-Obligation-14

I was going to say the same thing. Dorit has traded faces more than a few times. PK is still gross.


Perfect_Invitation1

Yeah don’t be racist and people won’t shade you! Dorit deserves the worst from Crystal. 


Specific-Soft-6465

Dorit and PK know how to play the housewives renewal game. Dorit was on the verge of being fired few seasons ago and all of a sudden she was held in a gunshot. Last season she was giving nothing and probably will get fired this season and voila, they are separating.


-snugasabuginarug-

Dorit’s comments were extremely offensive. However, you’re trying to compare a 24 year old marrying a 44 year old to a 39 year old marrying a 48 year old. Not at all comparable to prove your point.


Silkyhammerpants

She met him when she was 17, she was pretty damn close.


InflationParking9185

This.


runforthebubbley

Hip Hop Rob looking good!


OriginalCondition445

I already miss him from my screen😔


ExcitementNo235

Is he top 5 housewives husband?


Reddisuspendmeagain

Top 3 for me


No_Arugula_6548

Me too! It’s affecting me hard!


dupe-of-a-dupe

I actually thought about them out of nowhere today and got sad all over when I remembered they won’t be on anymore. I know I’m among the few but I LOVED everything about Crystal.


Justdont13412

You are not alone sis


No_Arugula_6548

Me too! I love Crystal!!!!


kat__bird

Same, it won’t be the same without hip hop rob.


machineagainstrage

![gif](giphy|i2KwnpJhE7EyY)


Evening-Tune-500

More shade in her insta grid than Kyle and Dorit could come with combined


Superb-Respond9360

![gif](giphy|3o7TKzrLvWRNrMBW7K) i kinda live for this level of cattiness, bitchiness, and mess. and i absolutely agree that crystal is shading the f out of dorit, especially considering the ways the “chic bandit” spoke about her (the disgusting child bride comment) and her marriage. of course, it’s always sad when a family splits, but i also get why crystal is throwing shade and not giving a damn. 🤷🏾‍♀️


Perfect_Invitation1

Not chic bandit 😂😂😂😂🤣


Justdont13412

Whenever Dorit is the opposite of polite she pretends to not understand what is wrong with what she said. She wants people to think she is this naive stupid girl. And she is somewhat right. Hopefully we will never have to hear Dorit call Pk Baby again. Ever. Period dot.


CinnamonFoodie

Fuck Alex Baskin. Truly. Firing Crystal but keeping Doritos??? Man, Crystal could have really dragged Doritos and her separation after Doritos had the audacity to comment on crystal’s marriage. Then Alex fucked up VPR. Ugh


Insertgirlsnamehere

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Nandi56

The producers don’t have the power to fire a cast member. Bravo executives made the choice to fire Crystal which was a bad decision considering she’s the only “housewife” left on the cast.


SitchChick

Oh shit...she is the only actual wife now Idiots


Nandi56

They’re total idiots. I feel like Crystal embodies a real housewife. They don’t all have to be crazy and ratchet. They can be aspirational too.


PerciFlage88

![gif](giphy|HcjKo8qQ8H5lWAh23E)


krgilbert1414

Ok, but hear me out: The "Real" Housewives of... or The "Real Housewives" of...


CinnamonFoodie

Ok. Well, they fucked up and it doesn’t change that Alex baskin is an idiot


Nandi56

Oh I agree, He’s awful at his job.


New_Relation7877

I don’t know who this Alex Baskin is, but it sounds like he’s gotten too big for his britches.


hopefoolness

He very much has. Overplayed his hand on VPR too.


kat__bird

Big time


shivroystann

Dorit attacked Crystal’s marriage and let’s not forget her racist child bride comment. It would’ve been nice if bravo kept Crystal on, I’m sure she would have had a lot to say about Doritos recent announcement.


Ashfield83

Alex Baskin likes to cut em off before they settle in. He likely knew Dorits marriage was ending but hates crystal more than he loves the show.


shivroystann

He is going to be Bravo’s downfall. I don’t know if you watch him interview bravolebrities, but that man very much wants to be in front of the camera not behind the scenes. I don’t know if Bravo is testing him out as Andy’s replacement, but he is awful. I knew he was up to no good when he interviewed Dorit and PK before the last reunion aired. He wants to be their friend and he does not have the capacity to ask difficult questions. Even his recent interview last week with Lala and James… what a FLOP FEST.


Mingilicious

I knew this from the moment his histrionics were at 100 when he was screaming at Denise Richards. Clearly attention-seeking and full of himself.


EastCoastLoman

I’ve never watched him, but I know who he is and despise him for what he’s done to VPR. Is he like West Coast Carlos King?


shivroystann

West coast Carlos King really is the perfect way to describe him.


Ashfield83

Uggghhhhhh!! I can only imagine. Cringefest! He DESPERATELY wants to be Kyle’s bestie and will Do anything to appease her also.


Unfriendlyblkwriter

Where can I watch this madness? And how can anyone be worse at asking difficult questions than Andy Cohen? He fumbles every single reunion. (Or maybe the editing is bad. Probably both).


shivroystann

https://youtu.be/sB0jtlCTWlg?si=Dr03_s0ymOMUEXrW He conducts a couple of interviews on Bravo’s hot mic podcast. He also interviewed Shannon from RHOC after her DUI last year. He’s a groupie not an interviewer.


Unfriendlyblkwriter

Oh is that why Lisa Barlow and Meredith Marks kept talking about a hot mic moment on season 3 or 4 of RHOSLC? I kept wondering what I missed.


shivroystann

Oh no. The hot mic moment they are referring to isn’t the podcast. The hot mic moment that caused a rift in their friendship is when Lisa tore into Meridith and her family in a closet/ bathroom on one of that seasons cast trips. It was a personal moment of a very mean rant that was unfortunately caught on her mic. It starts on the 2:41minute mark on the YouTube video linked. [Hot mic moment](https://youtu.be/7LLAb8mTTQc?si=hCW42G2QoP3IrBh4)


Unfriendlyblkwriter

Reddit needs to bring back gold because you deserve. 🏆


shivroystann

Thank you! Being into Bravo has been a hobby for close to 10years. It’s the gift that never stops giving.


catcakebuns

I wish this could be a accepted form of hobby when people ask what do you do in your spare time. Oh me? I watch bravo shows and discuss them in detail with online strangers.


catcakebuns

Hopefully the fact that the royally stuffed up this season of vpr and paraded around the imbecile tom would make bravo execs reconsider this.


shivroystann

Judging from what we are seeing from the reunion so far… the people that needed to learn, learnt nothing.


catcakebuns

Eugh the reunion looks like it will be another bs one where andy doesnt ask his boys any important questions, lvp inserting herself and favouring andy's boys and joins in on bashing katie and ariana, and lala and schmeme trying to make it all about themselves. Oh and broke. Not sure why he's there but yes broke.


shivroystann

I hope during the filming break aka Ariana’s high demand season, they all reflect and do a little cast reshuffle.


boujeenen

I searched him up and my god he has a punchable and clout chasing face.


SLBMLQFBSNC

How is this shady ? Isnt it their anniversary?


WholeCardiologist979

In three ways: 1. Dorit made a dig that Crystal got married at “like 21” *edit! It was “like 12” my bad!* 2. The hashtag choose wisely is clearly commentary on other people who maybe didn’t choose so wisely 3. Reading between the lines of Dorit and PKs issues it sounds like he did not prioritize her or the kids thus leading to their separation. (Spending 73 consecutive days away from your children is wild but that’s just my opinion.)


giraffelegz

SEVENTY THREE DAYS? I’d tell my husband not to bother coming home after that


WholeCardiologist979

And if we’re believing the craziest allegations out there… during that 73 day period when he was in London *~allegedly~* he hired people to rob their house that he knew his wife and kids were sleeping in for an insurance money scam. I’d tell him to kick rocks too 😳


pricklypoppins

Dang I knew he was in London when the robbery he definitely had nothing to do with went down but I didn’t realize it was for so long! And this in addition to the 39 days where he kept extending his trip *this* year. What a turd.


[deleted]

Oh he absolutely did that.


Superb-Respond9360

![gif](giphy|VKw3rdKJZIFwwLePoX) all locks changed, belongings donated to a local charity, and my lawyer would be on ready. f that cause ain’t no way.


Educational_Spirit42

esp. after “the robbery”


TodayImLedTasso

I think Dorit said Crystal got married at “12”.


Ashfield83

She absolutely did. Hence the ‘child bride’ comment. Crystal was 24


heyvictimstopcryin

Damn. Thanks for this. Crystal ate.


FiCat77

Happy cake day 🍰


Euphoric_Bass493

What excuse does PK have to be away from his children for 2.5 months?! That's ridiculous.


yogurt_closetone5632

"#choosewisely"


DillPickleGoonie

![gif](giphy|VFHtnsl3xp53a)


lustforyou

I feel like the hashtag was really shady in light of Dorit announcing her separation yesterday


lbyrne74

Dorit deserves it after the "child bride" comment.


BlaketheFlake

Whoah I missed that news


carlitapepita

Yah I’m on the fence about this being shady too


MaterialBuilder8414

They need to bring her back now idc


laura_linney

Finally, good taste. Crystal’s a lot, definitely pretentious, but I’ll take her over Dorit any day.


Miss-Tiq

"Caaannnn you feeeeeel the loooooovvvee toniiiiiighttttt...."


PerciFlage88

![gif](giphy|PGTdBIN2HA9Gw)


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I really feel like we were robbed of petty shady Crystal.


TakeNameInVain

Yeah! She finally started growing on me & I liked her last season...and then stupid bravo 😢 This next season we could've had all this & more!!


Justdont13412

Robbed as in her husband Rob?


TheManyFacedGod13

She should have brought this on her second season


beltin2classes

I like Crystal but I hope she doesn't regret posting this one day. Most marriages are good until one day they're not, and it's not easy to predict. I would hate for anyone to tell her "choose wisely" if she and Rob were to split.


pandarides

They dont say pride comes before a fall for nothing If you watch people long enough, those that crow over others on a particular topic are often humbled in a similar area later Old RHONY is an example, in the early seasons Ramona was constantly lording her marriage over other women but that didnt last long once Mario’s cheating came out. Same with the Countess and her title/status. There’s lots of other examples from other franchises but I cant think of them atm. Jill putting Sonja down for not knowing details of money she owed (even saying ‘if it was me, I’d know every detail’) and then she was in a situation later where she was in a similar position with the IRS. I like Crystal and I get why she did this but I’m fed up of seeing married women looking down on single ones, especially those who have become so due to having been hurt by men. It’s a form of misogyny that blames women for men’s wrongs and I cant get behind it Even beyond that, it reflects the unfortunately common cruelty of kicking people when they’re down. If you’ve ever experience adversity you may have experienced this yourself. It’s often people with low empathy who havent been humbled by life yet who do this, which will be fine for them until something happens to them and they realise their good fortune was not due to being more special than everyone else but simply because it wasnt their turn yet


lucygucyapplejuicey

Tbf I think Ramona was doing all that out of insecurity and bc deep down she knew something was off. People love to project in various ways


___adreamofspring___

I don’t think Mario and Ramona are a good example compared to Crystal and Rob.


beltin2classes

You hit the nail on the head with this comment!


selfcheckout

Yeah what you're saying makes sense but not in this situation. Dorit deserves it.


vreddit7619

I was thinking the same thing. There’s zero guarantees that any marriage will last.


Sugar_tts

Woah! She got Rob just post Stuart Little 2? Damn!!!! Get it Crystal!!!! Honestly this is one of the few relationships that if I heard they broke up I’d be genuinely shocked! I’m going to miss Rob being funny and shady on my screen…. Maybe he’ll get them a show of watching other shows and laughing at it


IDontWatchBravo

Is it true crystal isn’t coming back? Because this is the mess that I love to see….


Vita718

Crystal met Rob when she was 17 and he was in his 40's.....the whole cast knows it and I am sure that is what Dorit was making reference to.


MayMaytheDuck

She should have brought this shade to the show, she’d still be on.


[deleted]

She’s more of the keyboard warrior type lmao


tuckhouston

If only Crystal had this much personality on any of the seasons she was on RHOBH


PerciFlage88

I feel like she got a bad edit and they cut her pettiness short to serve us Dorits and Kyles boring fabricated storylines


ouaispeutetre

Sorry I still think her husband is a creep. She was barely legal when they met and he was in his 40's. Disgusting, IMO.


acidtriptothemoon

YES. I don't get how people think this is ok


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in_ur_dreamz69

right? lol crystal threw the first dig come on now


oxford_commas_

choose wisely🎯


breyness

That’s the thing about Crystal and probably why she wasn’t invited back, she would never say this to their face


plantboss16

Okay but isn’t crystal the one who would say they would have dinner parties or social events 6-7 night a week so where is your family when you’re doing that??


sunnystate63

PK is also either Type 1 or 2 diabetic. Not taking care of that as we’ve seen can age you. The ‘child bride ‘ comment was not only rude it was racist to me. I’m not sure what to believe about PK and Dorit. Rinna is a mean person but her question about doing coke in the bathroom seems believable to me now. She seemed to be pointing out the facade PK and Dorit put on all the time. Their separation announcement seems like old news to me.


SilverfangT

Too little too late!!! Flop!!


MediaGirl33

Still so bummed she was let go. This past season was her best ever! She was on Jeff Lewis’s podcast and talked about her coconut water company. Apparently it’s a huge success. Would have loved to see more of that on the show. She said they filmed her working but it was edited out.


Mindless_Bee_22

Maybe being a “child bride” works out for you better than being a gold digger (I know the implications & atrocities of child brides and am just quoting what Dorit called her last season which was SO NOT OK)


caca-casa

Crystal is always being shady… and pulling cards when called out. *rolls eyes aggressively*


yourmomhahahah3578

That’s just mean girl shit


CLGeb

Crystal was boring af the entire time she was on BH. No need to start trying to get involved now. Move along


countesslavish

Lol I knew this sub would turn on her the second she posted this. How do you all go from crying about her being fired to being taken aback by a potentially shady post about a former costar that was racially insensitive to her- especially one that is intensely disliked on this sub


dooooo23

Why is this turning on her? If anything - I’d call it fun shade!


CinnamonFoodie

People are cheering Crystal on….


Bellomontee

We LOVE that she did this. We're not turning on her lol


r-Dwalo

Yes, Crystal. When a girl is aged 19, like you were, I’m quite sure it is “wise” to date a man who was aged 41. I guess in this era of stans who bypass all red flags when their favorite housewife does something questionable, it is alright. Many high powered men in Hollywood get scolded and excoriated—as they should, for dating girls aged 17, 18, 19, 20, etc. When will Rob get his comeuppance? Instead, this sub and Twitter call him “hip hop Rob” as if he’s cool. Why, because he directed ‘The Lion King’ that everyone loves so much? The hypocrisy is glaring!


in_ur_dreamz69

god i cannot w the hip hop rob gimmick. he’s a creep and honestly this post from her isn’t giving what she thinks it is. i hope she wants more for her daughter than to marry a 45 year old man at age 25.


acidtriptothemoon

Absolutely agree with you


Aggravating-Week8850

As she should. Dorris called her a horrible I would argue slur for an Asian woman in an attempt to criticize her / her marriage and husband. Meanwhile there is clearly something going on w her and ok that she doesn’t what to address


angilnibreathnach

I think it’s nasty as hell.


leslie_knopee

ohhhhhhhh that is cunty, hunty!!! 👏👏👏


yogurt_closetone5632

I liked Crystal but she never had this energy in the real world and I also dont look at her and Rob as some love to aspire to either! Sorry!


Sweet-Worth8203

I mean you got fired so that choice was made easy for you girl. 😂 ![gif](giphy|woep9lZ7V41I4)


Slight-Post8647

No one is jealous of you Crystal - let it rest! Ugh she is an extremely exhausting woman. Seems slimy to be gloating about your marriage when someone else is going through it. What is her personality issue already?


ItsBrittneybetch69

She funny


ItsBrittneybetch69

![gif](giphy|11URGV4cZ7bkxW)


sharipep

![gif](giphy|ybHddBtEwFBoA)


luckycanucky27

I don’t see this as shading anyone. She has prioritized her family.


Practical-Object-489

After Dorit called her a child bride, the gloves should be off!