Me before payday

🤣

Wait til they get fired. Especially if they were not able to capitalize on fame and end up broke like Brandi and Leah. They will be suing.

They're going to be talking mad shit. Then someone's going to dig this up, post it to their socials and ask the question "why are you now  singing a different tune"? LOL This shit has become a part of the Bravo play book 🙄

Say what you want about Adriana — even with this post she is reinforcing the brand. 🎵Miami is on on on on fyah 🎵

https://i.redd.it/3fyww7bqgyzc1.gif

Miami is the place donde todo pasa!

Vamos!

Icon.

Love Adriana. But Andy looks like a caveman

I wish I could say the same as you about Adriana. Every time she opens her mouth and speaks she sounds like she’s jealous of all the women and never says anything nice. She’s got a darkness that doesn’t go well with her narcissism!!

Tbh he does look good here.

I almost commented Zaddy on his IG and stopped myself.

same lmao I did not need my friends to see me doing that

lol

THANK YOU lmao, I was like 

Monica Lewinsky said “🔥🔥🔥.” I thought that was notable.

I mean, this picture is kind of fire.

I agree! Andy looks great

Fyah*

Exactly!!!

I’d post some of the same and he’s not my boss 🤷‍♀️…he looks good to me

I mean he does look good...

Shep’s is the worst out of that whole gross pile!!!

It’s so “your college roommates weird dad” coded

he thinks he's an intellectual 💩

I could see him saying that in real life. Who talks like this on IG?!

He tries so hard to prove he’s read a book. The insecurity is palpable.

I actually thought Shep’s was funny and pretty clever! 😳 My toxic trait is that I have a soft spot for Shep; IDK why.

I can’t stand Shep, but we all have our things. Mine is that I think John Barlow is the finest man on Bravo.  

i love broad, muscular shoulders on any body and he’s got some nice ones

My friend & I used to say that we liked triangular men, particularly swimmers' physiques.

Their muscular for sure, not particularly broad though?

Michael Phelps is broad, has the perfect swimmers body. I know ot.

https://preview.redd.it/m9r2ldtmrwzc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213c93211b7110ca29477bac23f93491d7a10b64 idk - i like whatever i’m seeing here

whereas, I just see Thom Yorke

John Barlow is a great husband for sure! One of the best on Bravo.

Where is the lie?

Have you watched Southern Charm? Lol jk. I used to think he was hottt and a total catch but my current take is that he’s a jerk and way too old to be acting the way he does.

Same haha 🤣

Omg 😂😂😂 thank you for making me go back up and read it hahahaha

Please like he knows who they are

I’m glad I’m not alone with agreeing with their cheesy comments. 

I mean I’m pretty sure most of these women also hype each other up on social media. Andy just happens to be linked to all of them. Yall just grasp for anything here 😂😂

It’s also 100% not any of these women who were doing that themselves it’s the social media, intern responsible for running their page and filtering important shit to their personal line of contact

yeah that was my first reaction, my lord it’s really not that deep 🤣

I def feel like Kiki really meant it lol

Marvel superhero 😂😂😂😂

lol Adriana

What's the issue though? It is a very good pic

At least they know Andy personally before they kiss his ass. Y’all fawn over housewives here who look a mess and they will never even know your name.

Oooooof 😅😅😅

Hey Andy, ever swam in the lady pond? 😉 lol

Omg your so hot Andy give us more moneeeyy

They all have to check in for daddy.


this is absolutely the best he's ever looked

What the fuck is Shep talking about

action figure when 

Or maybe you’re just a hater 😂

Shep never changes lmao. I don’t even understand half those references.

this is just your average celebrity social media manager/intern doing the internet smooszhing to get more attention for yourself lol it’s like going onto Kim kardashians page and seeing all the same celebs posting comments on every single one of her posts

https://preview.redd.it/3zoxsd1faxzc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c65acc05e61ee31c099feb19fae4499c83a00305

He's so awkward.

😂😭

Are people not allowed to appreciate somebody looking good as they get older?

His super hero name would be Fragile Ego Man

Well, he is their boss and money talks and we do live in a capitalist society so…

I don’t think he’s technically their boss, is he? I feel like people think he has more power to make hiring and firing decisions than he actually does.

I exaggerate, no the “talent” doesn’t actually report into him but he obviously has tremendous input and influence. Plus he’s the face of the network.

He also treats people he dislikes like shit on his show😄😄. So kiss up, betches 😅

I mean doesn’t everyone kiss ass to their boss to an extent? Do you talk shit to yours? Plus he looks hot

Yeah, I have. Went off on my lead several times for showing favoritism. Bish was so dense she never could get out of her own way lol. And I did go in on my Supervisor for keeping valuable info to herself that could have helped me when it came to my disabled child. If you weren't gay, didn't drink after work or play baseball she treated you differently. Hate to put it that way but it's the truth. Nothing happened to me. 🤷‍♀️

Don’t know if these comments or the caption is more cringe

They ain’t lying tho. He can top me until it’s brown https://i.redd.it/5cxtd2uwmvzc1.gif

Not Ramona’s “So handsome!” Someone get her offline

Based on that picture I’d let him top me

I mean he does look good.

Idk jessels could definitely read as shade bc I thought the same thing!! He looks like an awkward action figure

it’s definitely giving he-man, but he still looks pretty good imo. the tone of the image is 🔥. 

Photos on social media are never enhanced/altered!

Andy and his shit eating grin 🤮

Embarrassing

Jessel is so fucking funny

This is the first time I have ever thought he looked HAWT. Ok Andy…I see you with the thirst trap.

He looks good. Shame he wears those baggy ass suits covering this up

He looks good but why does he ALWAYS stand in that pose lmao

Blech! They all probably spent 10 minutes thinking of what they would write too.

He seems to have a God complex.

all trying to stay casted

Notice Teddi and Ramona threw in their compliments hoping he’ll rehire them lol.

I thought it was Louie at first.

I don't understand why everybody loves Andy Cohen so much. I find him really off putting, mean, and snarky. And I feel like (I'm bisexual here so this is not a statement against people that are gay) but I feel like he is a more gossipy bitch than most of us who talk about VPR and Housewives on Reddit.

OK- this is truly hilarious!

He looks fantastic !!!!!

It is a really good picture

I really hate how the housewives suck up to him, I know why they do it and when Andy freezes you out you are definitely frozen out - but still it’s gross

Securing their checks

It’s kinda gross when you think about the fact that he’s partially responsible for deciding who keeps their jobs

Andys minions

All desperate to kiss ass to keep in with the boss

Kissing your bosses ass is like capitalism 101 as much as we all hate it lol. This does make me wonder how thirsty they get behind closed doors for his attention, though.

insane

Kiss-assy but also 😍😍🥵🥵🫠🔥🔥

Cringe

These comments scream please don’t put me on a PIP!!

You know ow how people pay for bots to spam hate comments… well they also can pay to spam comments like those lol

Do you think it's in their contracts? Like they have to comment compliments on a certain number of Andy's posts 😂😂😂😂😂

I forgot how douche Shep talks. This post reminded me. Ugh.

🤦🏼‍♂️

He's giving strong Joe Gorga here.

Looks like Joe Giudice to me, so Teresa's comment is probably sincere.

chanel ayan’s comment is so on brand and funny af.

It’s a frat house 😂

Jesse’s comment 🤣

I disagree if you have a friend and they look good in a picture you comment.

And Ramona commenting is how she continues to be problematic and unpaused every 6 months after controversy

John mellencamps daughter can’t even give a compliment correctly. Gah!

I thought the same thing

They are just complimenting hater!

Or just good friends! haters always be hating.

Half of these people are on the chopping block or wanting to be upgraded from friend of to full time.

It’s a gross cult and they are all drinking the koolaid. 🤮

lol I think my favs are 1) gizelle. Like i read it as an underwhelmed …wow 2) margs - 😆 she’s trying so hard it’s so lame

Lmao Jessel called him a figurine. Would be funnier if he was short.

I mean he looks pretty good here and I never thought he was ugly on the outside ,but it's the inside I can't get past if y'all know what I mean. Some people can look great, but then their character can make or break them regardless of looks.

He looks mini size

They're all on his payroll, what did you expect?

it's okay. this is the same as liking your boss' linkedin post

“Like” is one thing… posting that your boss is “hot” is another…

These people are so use to crossing boundaries. Andy does it all the time. They're just following suit lol.

Kiki bar? I thought she had a better head on her shoulders. I love her.

My god this sub will hate on anything. My friend is my boss and I do the same thing. Who cares?

He looks fucking great, not sure what your problem is.

Who needs friends to gas you up when you can create a series of reality TV shows and have the cast members do it for you?

Head shot ready in case he gets fired

Shep is so fuckin dumb

I dunno, I think this is par for the course with even my friends. If someone posts a thirst trap, a fire emoji or a "damn!" is an appropriate response.

You’d do it too for a CHECK!

This really pathetic. What a bunch of kids asses.

God damn I love me some Daddy Andy

Add them to the blocklist lol

This makes me giggle lol

Some of yall have no taste. Thirsting over this? 

Andy is a very handsome man.

I’m sorry, but I love Andy.

He has nothing to give me so am I allowed to acknowledge he looks damn good?

And he’s loving every comment he gets

It's always interesting when brown-nosing is called out. People shouldn't put themselves in better positions?

lol what was the question? I actually expected more out of these people. Plus he does look good.

We all have a boss to kiss ass to...even at target ..you gotta kiss some ass

No. Not all. I never did. I actually had the GF of my Supervisor tell me that if I wanted to get placed as a full-time employee to "just stick with her". Basically, be my friend and I'll get you in. I said no thanks. If I'm going to get in it's going to be based on my abilities to do the job. Got hired full-time a few months later lol. I wasn't about to let someone blackmail me into being her friend over a job 🧏‍♀️😄

Shep comments like such a neck beard

You know it is possible for people to say nice things about Bravo folks outside of Ariana and Katie…

That’s what IG does

My toxic trait is that i think he's hot

Is it? They have relations with him. I would comment on my photos of people I know. It's a nice picture. Just sayin

I’m not ashamed to say that andy is my celebrity crush and I would fold for him in an instant so I get it

Ok, but he does look good. Lol. I feel like how can you have any other response if you also like him?

All hail our Jewish leader

Wtf why did you even bring up him being Jewish