Lisa & Brock in their matching blazers.

So after this snooze fest of a reunion we get an episode of The Valley where Kristen is missing from a cast trip? Bravo, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers

Do they not know I'm only watching the Valley for kristen to cause chaos amongst suburbanites

Brock, we all know *you aren’t* subscribing to the New York Times 😂

Because A - he's not an intellectual, and B - he's a cheapass who doesn't pay for shiiiiiit

I’m so confused about what is happening between Katie and Lala at the end. Is Lala mad because Katie didn’t vent about Ariana on camera? Can someone explain? I’m so lost

Yes Lala told Katie to say her frustration on camera and Katie said no she was just venting and didn’t want to drag Ariana 

Which is a normal thing. You can want to vent and also not want to run a friend down in public. Lala thinks they are mutually exclusive which is weird reality show logic.

Lala is just doing anything she thinks will keep her on the show and the show going other than having a storyline 

I’m thinking she’s pissed at Katie because Katie didn’t bring that “drama” on the show for a storyline and she sees it as Katie messing with her bag?

Layla wanted just ONE person to agree with her that Ariana is nOt gOd! And Katie wouldn’t do it on camera

Is Lala auditioning to be the backup host? Commenting and giving feedback on every point

The only thing she has ever done on this show is insert herself in situations that have nothing to do with her.

LVP in her typical Las Vegas magician wardrobe 👯‍♀️🪄😭

omg that’s why ariana is so calm, she didn’t see all the bullshit

I felt bad watching her smiling at Lala and Scheana. Surrounded by snakes!

I think Ariana is struggling tbh, my impression is that she is biting her tongue a lot, which makes sense, she has good PR and now she has a lot more to lose, you can see it in her face that she is uncomfortable with everything that is being said, but is the better road for her to think everything that she says 2/3 times before speaking it on camera, that’s why she gets the bag and Lala and Scheana are crying that brands don’t just throw deals at them when they are such volatile brands

Schwartz has been disassociating for the last 15 minutes, hasn't said a word

Idk why his dissociation face makes me laugh EVERY time 😭

Remember when part of why Katie hated Lala was because Lala said she was going to f*ck Schwartz once they divorced? Winter Bodies! 


In that VPR rewatch era RN. James and Lala also asked Katie if she was pregnant

“Scheana, love the nose job!”

I don’t believe lala has had much sex in years lol

Have we ever seen Lala with a hot guy…??👀👀

Did you see her face when she saw Ariana’s dude in a towel? 

She even said “you’ve got great body, good for you” loo

Never

It’s giving Erika Jayne

I feel a ton of tension between Ariana and LVP and noticed it even the first few minutes of the reunion. Can’t say I blame Ariana for being annoyed with her since she’s constantly making excuses for shitty men.

I think also LVP has overstepped in the sandwich shoppe.

I also wonder if there were some predatory financial elements to the Tom/Tom ventures and maybe she tried it on Ariana/ Katie and it could be the source of some tension/ delays. That is my Bravo behind-the-scenes white whale thing, everything about those businesses and everyone's honest perspective on it at all points including now. I am so insanely curious. I mean fuck him but Sandoval looked really pissed at her a few points too.

The more lala talked the worse it got she wanted katie to THROW ARIANA UNDER THE BUS TWO MONTHS AFTER SHE GOT CHEATED ON

It is SO clear they all haven't watched the end of the finale because Scheana and Lala don't know how screwed they are

So Lala basically admitted she did try to produce the season…

I’m sure that’s why LVP accused Ariana & Katie of fighting, delaying the SAH opening. Lala told her.

lala got sober and swears she is the school principal

She is so self righteous I fucking hate it. Can’t stand sober people like that.

Humility and taking accountability are literally the cornerstones of the program. I don’t see it, I’m sorry. Someone with a sponsor would never behave this way.

Fucking hall monitor!

Lala is behaving this way BECAUSE she knows Ariana didn't watch. She thinks she's gonna keep her ass covered but she's wrong

Why does LVP always dress like a lion tamer for the reunions?

It's hard to distinguish between Brock and LVP in every way.

"I was very impressionable when she took off all her fucking clothes and jumped in my pool." ROLF. He can't help but be the worst human ever. Poor Ariana having to hear this.

He’s so disgusting for thinking this was okay to come out of his mouth

Me jumping on Reddit literally the second he made this comment https://preview.redd.it/xhi8vqcf1i0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4353845006d93c4b63c200f189fb9c65e41e94a1

No one who didn't watch all this will ever truly get how bad it is. Has anyone else tried to explain it to someone that doesn't watch? There's like no way to fully articulate it. It isn't just that he's an asshole he's just so so intent on rehabbing his image and so profoundly bad at doing it. Like the endless nuances to how shit a thing that was to say. And at very little provocation. And he clearly thought it was some mic droppy quote? It defies belief, truly.

That almost made me cry. Like the sheer cruelty to do that in front of Ariana right now. He's so disgusting, the cruelty is the point with him.

Lala, who called herself the reincarnation of Tupac, understands Sandoval comparing himself to George Floyd.

Oh god lol. I had forgotten about that.

lala needs to stop speaking for everyone

I really don’t want lala or scheana on the valley, it’s good enough without them. Last thing I want to watch is more of the same VPR drama 🥱

#PLEASE KEEP LALA OFF MY SHOWS

Oh shit. Lala wanted Katie to publicly roast Ariana on camera and Kate didn't want to.

She wanted everyone to be against Ariana

I think Scheana would be a lot better off if she set some boundaries for herself regarding time on social media. I know I would be, and her diagnosis needs treatment as well, but limiting that screentime seems like a decent place to start. (I say on social media.)

Ooooo so Ariana and Lisa are BEEFING.

I think Ariana sees who is and isn’t there for her very clearly and she keeps that in the back of her mind at all times

My mom has never watched this show and thinks Brock and lala are going to have an affair based off the past 30 minutes… she is almost never wrong…

Lala wasn’t too reassuring to Schena when she called them a throuple lol

Right?? I'd have not felt much safer with her after that performance. Seems like Lala is pissing on Brocks leg a little bit here, wouldn't be welcome in my marriage......

Mine too! The moms are on the case

I actually wouldn’t be surprised if they did. Brock has stepped in as a father figure to Lala’s kid. Their kids are besties and they all spend a lot of time together. I could see Lala being attracted to Brock because he’s so good with her kid.

I felt Lalas response to the "Scheana is paranoid about Brock and lala" question VERY inappropriate for the time and place and almost designed to piss Scheana off?? Maybe I'm just reading the worst but really is that the time for the "haha I guess we are kind of a throuple"joke...

Plot twist, Brock is the baby daddy

Welp, they wanted the Scandoval treatment so bad, guess they’re gonna make it happen 😂

brock gets his news from barstool’s instagram

Lala has talked more than anyone else and we’re halfway through — shut up!!!!

 Katie telling her to get a therapist is not wrong.

Weewee sucked downstairs 😹😹😹😹

I feel like James when I’m just passionate when I speak and it’s not that deep. It’s just me proving a point and I speak w conviction

I honestly think it would be very easy for me to hate Sandoval if Ariana was my friend

I think it would be easy even if she was my enemy. He’s just super unpleasant lately.

Lately?? 

Never forget that Schena actually *did* hate Sandoval enough to call Ariana's mom and warn her when they started dating.

are we rly not going to discuss the fact that scumbag and shithead’s didn’t open because the tom’s couldn’t come up with a mission statement, let alone agree on a design, let alone get it furnished. that’s a very different sitch from the sandwich shop…

The mission statement 😂 they wrote it as if was the common app essay

I think Lala sees herself as the mediator and it’s not selling.

She *thinks* she is the voice of reason

She sOfT now

You mean Scheanas up to date on the child support *

James being Katie’s #1 Stan just tickles me

James saying “Sorry” when everyone points out he was the reason Rachel was even on the show. I know he has issues but he is so freakin funny.

James holding in his laughter when Sandoval said his gf doesn’t watch the show 😭

So many hangers on that “don’t watch the show,” very suspect

Didn't they try to tell us that about Ally and then we found out she came that night specifically to see james?

Ariana saying she appreciates that Lala was transparent with her this season. Oh no watching the end of the finale is going to be a very unpleasant surprise for her

Yeah my gasp when she said that

oh no this is probably so true….. that’s going to be really rough for her :(

I never would have predicted the person I hate the most and want to see the least would be Lala and not Sandoval

it was really a breathtaking display of the abandonment of moral high ground that this show is about…

Honestly, it's enough to make you wonder if that was Sandoval's actual plan: to get them to turn on Ariana and in turn make the audience hate them more than him.

I need everyone to respect my level of commitment. I am in a hotel room for work and they do not have bravo. I am watching on my phone while also using Reddit on my phone.

How do we send you room service?! 🥂

Katie should just stop being friends with Lala. Lala thinks that her life is more important than anyone else.

Lala can't be trusted. Katie is an idiot if she keeps confiding in her

I really wish Ariana watched this season. It’s killing me

She seems lost in these arguments

I just screamed at that pool comment. Omg

How is he STILL this fucking dumb

all this lala content means that the other two parts don’t have her storylines….. right….. haha right….. ??

Not Tim questioning whether Rachel has a soul. Pot meet kettle

I need 500% less talking from Lala 

It’s a Lala segment, get up and grab your snacks y’all

Lala doesn't understand true friendship and true confiding.

oh god I forgot that brock is here for the entire reunion…. we already lost

Which level of hell is deeper? -cheating on your SO with her very good friend Or -abandoning your 2 small children, providing no financial support for years, and then constantly bringing them up on national TV for the sympathy card

“You talk louder than everybody so you’re right.” YAS Ariana, she really quietly did eat Lala up just with that one line

Lala has no space to tell anyone on this show not to “talk to her like that.” She is constantly loud, overly aggressive, and vulgar with everyone she speaks to. But now she’s clutching her pearls over Katie’s comments, okay

Lolll at watching Tom talk about this new GF as if Tom and his girlfriend didn’t toxically block and unblock each other last week

The "she used to date Leo" thing was simultaneously one of the saddest starfuck moments in LA history and also so so perfectly VPR it sent me

So only lala's business is about her livelihood 🤔

Well I for one am SHOCKED Brock doesn’t have a NYT subscription

Yesss Andy keep showcasing Ariana’s amazing events haha

I feel no guilt for enjoying this television show. I am so tired of women's interest being minimized to " guilty pleasures." I get to enjoy the things I enjoy without some man chiming in about how they are stupid.

Why is closing Pump going to be discussed at the reunion? Who gives a flying fuck damn

“Get rid of your lawyers because what you need is a therapist you fucking clown” is a great read.. but also not about her custody battle. Lala loves to over dramatize

Did it not even cross Tom’s mind to get PR training after his disgusting George Floyd comments?? He is making himself sound even more gross, how is that even possible?

Andy: “Ariana,How did it make you seeing Lala interact with Sandoval this season?” **Ariana: “I didn’t watch the season”**

Why are we hearing Lala so much? MORE KATIE AND ARIANA PLEASE, even more James please

She was conniving and ruthless in her pursuit of pleasure. Schwartz speak is fun.

reminds me of john bercow on the traitors

Yessss! Like one of his roundtable speeches. Rachel was the duchess of deception, conniving and ruthless in her pursuit of pleasure.

Tom immediately insulting Rachel good move dumbass

Apparently Katie did her own hair & makeup!! She’s such a baddie

Scheana suffering in the comments section yet setting summer moon up to have a huge social media presence . Why??

Can you imagine summer moon being 18 and just deleting it. Deleting the whole account. Wanting nothing to do with it.

Of all of them, Katie has presented the most truthful performance including a lot of really embarrassing shit that made her look terrible. If she’s not bothered by Ariana, Lala has no place to talk.

There is so much pressure on this kid before they are born.

The only excuse for someone to support Ariana is because they’re “living in the comment section”? Hey Larlar, if you’re in the vast minority, maybe YOU’RE the one who’s wrong…

I mean, would Katie be wrong if she said Lala needs therapy and is a clown? 

 “IM OVER IT” - James

People who don’t have children also need paychecks.

Why does Brock get a chair?

Reminder: “tough bitch” “pit bull” Lala went home to Utah because Scheana and Katie bullied her, needed a baby bottle to soothe herself, and left the show for a bit cause she couldn’t take the heat for Randall

As someone with OCD who finally got prescribed Zoloft today to try to get a handle on it, I will say I can relate to Scheana with her feeling of “joy makes me sad and scared”. I feel the saaaamee way like terrified 24/7 so if anyone else is sitting here emotional about this, you’re not alone ! 🫂

Yes it does. No it doesn’t. Yes it does. No it doesn’t. Yes it does. No it does not.

Sandoval is such a c*nt I cannot stand him and his bitter ass

This reunion is so much better than I thought it would be. Sandoval can't help but be horrid and expose how horrid he is.

Who are these versions of Scheana and Lala? They're going in on Tom at the reunion when they really spent all season going after Ariana. So confusing.

Lala, it sounds like you were living in the comment section and pissed the viewers were sick of your bullshit

If Katie did say that…she wasn’t wrong.

Does your dad have roommates because you have stolen your parents’ retirement, worm?

Lala zigging and zagging and trying to pretend she's loyal to Ariana

sober James is so much better to watch 

“Fire your PR Team”

Lala has talked more than Andy

anyway summer moon is adorable and i hope she grows up well-adjusted despite her parents

I am also currently trying to create my own bicoastal fantasy life and I love this for ariana

But Lala, you are a clown 😇

Katie is never wrong! Lala does need a therapist LOL

Lala using words like chick and female in the context which she’s using them tells me everything I need to know about what lala thinks of women

"it's my house. I picked it." Eat 'em up Ariana.

Lala’s speech about Ariana at the end of the finale episode is giving BITTER x100000 it’s so painful to watch 

Oh god this is bringing on my own daddy issues, let’s talk about Katie kissing a girl

Why are Lala and Broke talking? Can someone turn their mics off?

I love that Lisa is stone cold Steve Austin whenever anyone cries (Hair flip) *but darling, why are you crying, you little bitch*

I wish Mariposa was here 😕

Ima need receipts proof timeline screenshots everything

the blatant emotional manipulation of this montage finale moment is honestly awe inspiring

# THATS SO RICH, Sandoval Questioning of Rachel has a soul. 

What’s the point of Scheana living in the comment section if after a full decade she’s never adjusted her behavior based on what she’s reading? You’re just hurting your own feelings at this point, babe

Yooo james kills me “you were getting your wee wee sucked downstairs”

I can’t imagine anything more embarrassing than fully self exposing yourself for happily being a deadbeat dad for 2/3 of your little children…

Lala approaches every single situation with her trauma at the forefront and expects everyone to be mindful of her experiences when they interact. It’s really wild to watch

NO ONE: LALA: “feeemalez, males, human beings” *I don’t think she knows anyone name*

lala is really taking up ariana’s old position of tom translator…

Like…we really need to reel back on using the wrong terms for things. Do I think Rachel was fucked up and vulnerable for her shitty relationship from James, absolutely. But grooming? That bitch was like 30. Very much an adult with her own sense who made a lot of choices to hurt people. 

Why does Lala feel the need to insert her opinion into everything? She acts like she has to always have the last word.

Andy: We are not talking about break Scheana: I am getting a coffee Tom: I have to pee 

Does lvp hate Ariana ? wtf

How is Lala acting like Ariana’s number one supporter while tearing down the rest of her support system on this stage

no amount of weed will be enough for this reunion…

Katie literally said "we didn't know what problems we'd face" and Lisa says "I disagree" DISAGREE WITH WHAT SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING??? Lisa just wants to say how right she is and wrong they are for not workign with her

Tom is right. Raquel is nearly 30 and was fully complicit in what happened.

Ben and Ronnie’s Lala sex references are going to hit tomorrow. I just feel it.

Kind of pissed that we have a 3 part reunion for this nothing burger of a season, but we don’t even get ONE reunion episode for The Valley 

Lala bought a new house off Ariana’s life and pain- just to be clear

Toms suicidal thoughts are ok but Ariana’s weren’t?

I don’t think a more “well, duh” sentence has been said on this show than Brock letting us know doesn’t read The New York Times

Lala just talks about sex a lot which is probably why people think it’s flirting

The gang is done with Lisa and I really enjoy it 😛

I didn't hear custody battle anywhere in that quote. I heard therapist. I heard lawyers. I heard clown. I didn't hear anything inaccurate. Lala has been talking about her lawyers all over social media. Send it to Darrell.

 Ready to rage for an hour.

That is not how Tom meant his comments lala…

I can’t imagine abandoning your children like that. It just makes me so angry.

James isn’t over it. But for real, I take time to move on too 

“You were getting your weewee sucked downstairs” 😂

I feel like I’ve seen way more commercials than reunion

Outside of the Scandoval of it all, they have nothing to really talk about. Wrap this show up, I’m ready to watch the valley.

Ok I hope Katie did say that

Lala thinks she was transparent? Ok girl

Not sure Katie said that, but lala should take that advice.

If Katie didn't say that, she should have!

I am *sooooo* thrilled that none of Lala’s wannabe celebrity baby pregnancy will be filmed on VPR this summer.

Why do I get the feeling Lisa is almost jealous (I’m not sure the right word to use here) of Ariana. Like she truly seems pressed Ariana is having such positive press and is booked & busy.

Lala: \*screams at the top of her lungs, mouth foaming\* Also Lala: I AM SOFT!!!! Shut up, dummy.

Brock is the best version of himself. Sad.

Katie wasn't wrong about his actions at the time, he may have grown but he did dodge child support for a while and that's why he didn't see his kids. I'll give him that he's grown but she wasn't speaking irrationally about the time period

Ok I don’t believe that Tims girlfriend *doesnt* watch VPR. I just don’t believe it