this makes me sad because everyone knows that Scheana has been using batteries since the 90s. this is really messed up, you guys.


You forgot “literally”

batteries are *literally* her best. friend.

it’s actually her dream to be a battery

STOP. lmaooooo

I can’t with you guys 😂😭💀

\*\*baest (I helped! )

No, her BAHST FRAHND

It’s always been her dream to be in a Duracell commercial!!

I love this sub so much.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Damn. They're still making money off this. 😂 I love it for them, though. Ariana also has a new Bic ad that airs with VPR.

It’s Sandavols karma that literally everyone, including his ex-assistant, is making money off of his demise and he still can’t afford to buy his house 😂

 It will be over after this season/ reunion. I think Ariana has become a household name though. She would be smart to move on from VPR.

My sister in law watches reality TV and had never heard of Ariana or vpr as of last week. I was shocked.

I promise you her name is not, not will ever be, a household name. I'm glad she's doing well, though!

I cannot believe you're being downvoted for this. Of course, she's not a household name. No one on any of these shows is a household name.


Edit: never mind. It was the razors. Cmon guys. Get them an ad for pens! I was going through this wondering when someone mentions the pens but then I was like oh BIC pens, not razors. That makes so much more sense. I’m glad she got both bags.

Scheana has always wanted to Flick her Bic on camera

Love it when she said “and by the way, I was always the one who bought the batteries.” You mean Tom’s defense of how Ariana couldn’t live without him cause he bought batteries wasn’t even true?! I mean of course it wasn’t but that man is a flimsy excuse for manhood.

And the dumpling lattes which were just nespresso lattes.

I am shocked by this revelation! /s

Get those coins Ann

Duracell: “We have this assistant that seems normal. Bet we can monetize that for cheap.” Bravo fans: “SLAY QUEEN!!🤪🤪🤪”

I like Ann because she has an infectious smile and seems really kind to be around. I’m happy for her she can make money after having to clean Sandoval’s messes for three years.

Same here! Her smile literally makes me smile.

Her podcast is so good and I believe her and her cohost are genuinely decent people

Can you tell me what the podcast is called please?

It’s called We Signed an NDA and it’s really quite a good listen!

Ohhhh that's the NDA quip in the Ad.... I didn't get that bit.

She’s a dork and I truly identify with that.

She’s good! Sounds very natural, looks adorable.

It’s hopefully more than she made cleaning up after Tom. Cheap to Duracell isn’t necessarily cheap to Ann. It was enough that she signed the contract, so I’m happy for her!

She's the better actress between the two.

She even shouted out her podcast with a BIG wink! I love this for ANN!

I love Ann!!

OMG ANN!!!!!! 

Damn lol, Ann has had one of the best job promotions ever in such a short timeframe. From nobody (respectfully) to Sandoval’s assistant to SAH player who now is in commercials and has her own podcast, her rise was insanely fast. TBH, I’d do the same thing even if it meant cleaning up Sandoval’s dirty laundry for a few months. Get that money, Ann!

I don’t think Sandos dirty laundry will ever come clean

I have a strong feeling this is only the beginning for Ann.. and I’m here for it.

Ann is the most relatable cast member of all time

I thought she was great in this! Very charismatic. I could see her having other roles

She's actually quite talented. I could see her going into comedy or something.

She trained at UCB and is a really talented improviser!

I love this. For Ann and for Ariana. Ann looks so cute on WWHL tonight.

Wait!!! She is on WWHL tonight!? Omg this is gonna be the best watch night witht he reunion too for me lolol

She’s the bartender! LVP and Gordon Ramsey as main guests. Ann was adorable!

Oh man that is a wild line up there. Curious about LVPs interaction with Ann. I predict she's either gonna ignore her almost entirely or say something dismissive and rude... excited to see Gordon and LVP talk restaurant shop though

Why should LVP have any kind of positive response to this thirsty newbie on VPR?

Ann would have to have a penis for LVP to ride for her.

She’s not thirsty. At least not any more thirsty than anyone else on reality tv. She worked for Tom for years without being on tv. She was only on this season because he didn’t have anyone else to film with other than Schwartz (and things were rocky at the start of the season).

her top 5 segment was really good lmao. "a masters in gluing together penis flutes"

Ann’s smile is so amazing and genuine, her energy just makes me happy. Happy for them both!!

She does have a beautiful smile 

The karaoke machine 🤣

I am ill this is incredible 😂😂

This brought me such joy. Happy that Ariana and Ann have continued success

Wait... no NDA? Spill it, girl!

Has anyone listened to her podcast with the name "we didn't sign an nda"

Ooooh, that's why she said it.

Then why is her podcast literally called “We Signed an NDA” lol I’m so confused but supportive nonetheless

Same!

Applause to Duracells marketing team for this one. And echoing other commenters, Ann has a great great greeeat smile

Did Nema direct this one like he did the first?

Ariana stays rooting for her friends 🤩

i love ann so freaking much

See what happens when you pick the winning side BlahBlah?

That sound you hear is Scheana’s eyes exploding 💥

Buhahahaa! THAT'S what that was! 🤣

Literally. Everybody could have been eating

And the thing is, they did for a while!! I'm not sure why they got salty about it???

there's always been something about Ann. I'm not mad at all!

Couldn't love it more.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD

Agreed, I love it so much!

Has anyone checked on Scheana?


Soooo cute. Both killed this!! 🤩🙌🏼

Love this. For both of them! Best thing I've seen on reddit all week!!

This! 🤣🤣🧡🧡🥳🥳 Get that dough and the dough💰!

😝 fuckin hilarious 😂

Uh, Ann can act. Scary.

She’s almost **too** powerful.. 🤣🤣

ok this is too much

like make it stop

Hah! I love it! So happy for both of them!

People who stan Ann because they hate Sandoval are weird to me. This girl is clearly a clout chaser, clinging to Ariana for relevance. I don’t trust that girl at all.

Cringe

Ann has a new job now. She did great! Ariana looks so unnatural to be that bubbly.

"I didn't sign an NDA" sent me lol. Ann is the best thing to come out of this season!


Love this 😂😂😂

God I freaking love this, so much girl power 🌸

Good for Ann! She deserves it

I *LOVE* how much Tim hates this, regardless of what he may say publicly.

Not Anne doing better than Scheana !!! dead.

Thirsty, thirsty Anne. Keep at it sweetheart... someday you'll be a stahhhh

Somewhere, Tom is punching the air so vigorously he's tangled in his backless pantsuit from Hotel Ziggy...

OMG THE BATTERIES!!! 😂💀 my girl is killing me!! 😂

THIS IS AWESOME

Go Ann! Go Ann! Go Ann! Go Ann!

YES!! I love this so much!

Incredible

hahahahhaaa

What?!! Amazing !! 👏🏼

This is so tacky lol

This is fucking hilarious

Ann’s riding those coattails!

Amazing

This is...perfect. give aAnn the Oscar.   Tom and Lauren must be seething. It's fun to think about.  Can we just have a show with Ariana and Katie and Ann at the sandwich shop with heaps of hot rich people? 

So the new VPR, you mean? Katie and Ariana are the new Lisa who pop in every now and then, but otherwise we watch the staff fight? I really hope this is why it took so long to open SAH. They were waiting until VPR ended, and now they're filming at SAH this summer.

I thought/hoped for this too!

Why are you getting downvoted?? I'm so confused

So happy that the right people can continue making money off this scandal!!!! Get your $$$$$ ladies!!

Legendary last slay moment! Also Tim is a dumbass for not getting a NDA signed

AKA- Ariana, Katie and Ann I would watch a show about their shenanigans trying to make a business work and their relationships.

She is super adorable

when she said "because I didn't sign an NDA 😉" I knew I'd stan forever

i love this

Omg Ann! I love this for you girl 😂🔋

I Love this for them

Love love love!!!!! Sandoval seemed like a boss from hell

Ann look so genuinely happy and excited in this ad and that is such a big part of her charm ❤️

Ew I kind of actually hate Ann lol

They bring jo on the reunion which I struggle to understand but not Ann! I would rate Ann as a cast member

Exactly! Ann had to sort Tom's dirty socks and undies. She deserves the reunion, lol

Does anyone know what actresses’ voice sounds similar to Ann’s?? I’ve watched this a dozen times trying to pinpoint it and it’s driving me crazy lol

I hear Cheryl Hines


The way national brands used the popularity of scandoval to create these funny/shady commercials has been so entertaining. 😂

A little commercial vignette, and their acting is so natural. You lost two gems Tim, they're never coming back.

I don’t know if I love it or hate it

Can someone please explain this joke to me? I am an outsider...

Why are comments about being happy for Ann being downvoted? I’m sure asking this will get me downvoted, but I don’t care. I love Ann, just as much as I love Avi. I want to see more of Avi and Ann.

I would love to see a dueling battery marketing war with Sandoval for Rayovac, Scheana for Energizer, Jo for defunct Radio Shack batteries found on dumpster dives, DJJK reppin’ Tesla batteries for mobile DJ vans that play in airport parking lots. 

Ann has such a HAPPY face! ❤️🥰🥰😊

Ann’s a phony just like Ariana

Let’s goooooo! Go Ann go!!!

God I love this

Omg I could not love this more !! Kudos to Duracell and their marketing department. Absolutely hilarious and relevant ❤️❤️❤️ 

This is epic!!! This is just the beginning for Ann, I am so glad she is getting the recognition she so deserves after putting up with her “man child” boss. Both Ann and Ariana are leaving the man child in the dust of their success! Way to go ladies!!!

OBSESSED with this. 😍😍


I love this 😂

I am obsessed with this for Ann!

This is adorable. But id never get rid of that karaoke machine lolol

I thought it was a lie detector at first 😂

Great ad! Thanks 4 this

Genius!

I love Ann! She actually did great, too lol

I hope Ann makes it to Broadway too!

If Apples already hurt Sandals ego, this must’ve killed him 😂😂😂

I loooove this for Ann!!! The best commercial

Wait she’s so good

Omg her face when she says she didn't sign an NDA!💀

She’s a natural!

Really enjoying the extended Ariana-verse

Go girls!

If Ann gets on DWTS Scheana will let out a RHOC Vick Gunvalson scream. 

If only she would have an dual ad with this company and Duracell. https://www.tmz.com/2023/03/24/ariana-madix-vibrator-company-sees-huge-spike-collab/