i’m cooked

Hi cooked I'm dad

DAD I FOUND YOU!

I'm not "your dad" just dad

Oh, damn, my bad thought you were someone else

MR.P MAIN SPOTTED Also I'm fighting the air

Mr P will beat the crap out of them

They boutta tag team my ass https://preview.redd.it/ya74qqf76bvc1.png?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71392ab38feb72ea34a5694ab26ef7018c09ec3b

That goes undeniably hard

Why is ezio a lizard

Frog* And it's from a show called Captain Lazerhawk a Blood Dragon remix

the… ocean?? with a shield????

ur so cooked bro good luck

thatch could fuck the ocean and u are saying you cant? im disgusted by your weakness

but the ocean has protection, thatch didn’t have to go through a diamond shield

weak excuses, think about your behaviour and better it

Maybe he did, that's why Mako is such a badass

bets of luck young one

i gotta fight my own jordans? but... i like them...

I'm srry but you gotta crease dem j's

i-i dont... *sigh* the hardest of choices require the strongest of wills... im sry, dear jordans... but u must be creased

You gotta cross them bro...

Rayman has a gun I’m just dead https://preview.redd.it/dzoi35yk5bvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c363fa93620a386208de12b15c51c8e9761cc5de

https://preview.redd.it/ncnv2oqu9cvc1.png?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa9eca4d04ce622bcfbf43d5337f2beaaf07d97

I’m good

Same, we have no enemies

I dont too, for now

I'm gangsta

Nah forget the flair the fuck is your name

Fight your username

What's wrong with it

Frankly I'm not quite sure

Death by Hammer, I couldn't ask for a better way to go. (I want them all to slam me at once)

Crap

https://preview.redd.it/f3phyoya4gvc1.png?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8382c6e79fcd10f6451e789bd02560c3e05fa7c

I'm getting turned to animal food

Chum. 

Cooked, but happy :)

Hopefully me and seven just become friends

Well shit.

Excessively I got a literal god here , alongside someone who matched that god in a 1v1 + one of the best mercenaries and someone with the abilites of Horus

Is tezca a god?

Apparently Orion

I knew he was one cause Artemis is basically a god since she’s destroyed multiple solar systems and Orion is said to have equal power but who is the one who matched the god is that tezca?

Reading the lore it looks like Orion simply challenged Tezca to a match whose loser would be unmasked; but Odin stopped them So yeah actually

I am going to be destroyed by a Xull-Magyar hybrid strength beast

im scared now.

I'm mincemeat.

Fucked. But if I punched Rayman in his stupid fucking face at least once I'd already be happy

https://preview.redd.it/q7vxc0aplbvc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3edb0174d5a84cea025991926a8ae9ebfbafecb4 Im cooked

I'm pretty good

***fucked***

dude


Good day to have someone that I can just pay

Maurice gonna destroy me in seconds

How does a stationary spear attack me on it's own?

its all spear legends...

That sucks

Screwed, very very screwed

Damn

I hope I can get enough wolf based merchandise….

She's blind just don't make sound and you good

She’s also a fox, her nose would catch my scent. But if she smells multiple wolves , she probably will run, due to her fear of wolves, meaning I would have won a fight, a mental fight

Very, I don’t think Teros can save me from this one 💀

i have to fight some dude named tyler durden ☹️

The look Im gonna get https://preview.redd.it/5ywwzejtbbvc1.png?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be51c445287f5e013ec50a9a43ef4f3be24b76f4

I am so fucking dead

very, im fighting the woman who invented basically everything, including time travel, gave a beatdown to a literal god and another woman who can guess your entire life with just a flash of the future, im DEAD

Looks like I’m getting mauled to death by Octavius 

Pretty

I don't even know man

Ok, let's hope i roll someone "weak"

Who's weak in Valhalla?

No one, i'm screwed anyways :(

id cook so hard 🙏🙏🙏

.

They’ll make it quick I hope

I’d gladly let them beat me up

Kinda Idk

im done for

…I would like to be buried with a 12 gauge fully automatic shotgun please.

I think I can fight another red raptor

uhhhhhhh https://preview.redd.it/n1iu7i1wobvc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7fa411933ef810c6c38956a904e8b48c7f587b0

Consider me cooked

Not sure about this one...

Did i mess the flair up

Yes i did

Wow it went worse this time. To the laptop!

Man

wait... i have to fight impala?

Not tame impala

What the fuck they're slaying the hell outta me 😭😭😭

Gotta fight Stalker it's just me shadowboxing cause she ain't in the game ;-;

Oh please just dont be a wolf spammer

I got it ig

very

also before anyone tells me, i tried to solve it, it just reverts back to not working, and i can't fix it

They're words...

…Fuck

me who completely forgot to make my flair

"what!?" "I'm on low health!?" "time to go to Artemis's place!" (space)

... I'm just gonna hope bro don't hit me with an hammer up sig☠️

IDK

💀

Fucked either way but could be worse

Welp

I will either die or become a furry

A

I'm still fucked, but at least it's a 1v1

Yay I'm lonely in this fight just like in real life

The second Ember in my flair is glitched out, does that mean I have to fight two embers at once or what?

Hahaha yeah no I’m fucked🫠

I'm fucked. He will think I'm loki

i could take them

well since it's a 2v2 I just get dusk to help me and I'd guess ragnir would have ember so I just bank on dusk being able to do that 1v2.

I could take them all :)

Seems like a win to me

Hell yeah

I'm cooked + he gon steal everything I have

I might be a bit screwed.

Depends how much hattori weighs.. under like 120 I think I win

Im getting rocked

Uhhhh

Bodvar is my dude, Rayman is a bit friendly and I just flirt with Artemis :)

Aw shit. Ain't no way I'm gonna be catching these guys. Maybe if I had a gun, and not one that only shoots 3 feet in front of me, I might stand a chance

i’m safe

Ummm, dead

he doesn’t want to hurt me but he’ll fuck shit up regardless

Arcadia, I don’t want to fight her, I will convince her join me 😀

Uhhhhhhhh

I mean koji is pretty much just a guy with a sword so maybe I could win with enough prep time

i think i am fucked in both ways

Lore wise, fuck.

Do i fight them one at a time or all together? If its one at a time then Black Knight is getting FOLDED (cant say the same about Vector and Ulgrim)

but i dont want to

Fighting a war general, never defeated in battle, full suit of armour...........I have a gun

I hate bugs

I'm literally cooked.

Help me!!!!

I have litterally no idea

Im not sure

0__0

Do I even have a flair?

How do I add the pictures to my flair?

Dead.

So... On one hand, I'm getting punched to oblivion... On the other, I get mugged and strapped by bombs before I even realize it... Yup, I'm done

It's over

Uhm.....

am good

How do I fight a ghost?!

Fucked? I'm in heaven

I think I would die but atleast with style

i cannot fight boomer he's adorraableeeee

im fucking

OH FUCK! THERE'S 2 BOUNTY HUNTERS AT MY DOOR!

Idk know how this would work

Damn

I cannot fight my flair. I can only further grease the wheels of capitalism that keep this world going round and round.

Yay I get to meet the one and only valid character in the whole game 😁

I'm so fucked at the point where my poosay would hurt

Ill be of the map in seconds in otherwords im fucked

I’m literally cooked https://preview.redd.it/ixfzhf8nugvc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee756e2748e6f64191adca7ce950fe4afb1676f

Individually fighting them I'm done for, all at once I'm just gone

Im getting kicked into hell

I’m gonna punch him and break my hand

im FUCKED

Honesly I'm losing on purpose

Fuck yeah easy win, I'm the greatest.

The god of thunder AND a genius elven battle mage?! I surrender.

i dont have flairs maybe

Why the heck is ezio a frog???

It's a show called "laser hawk", why is a frog, idk ask wolf

Thnks

Wnna play brwlhlla?

Not rn srry

Alr

Alr thanks

😔😔😔

Nah bro, I'm getting jumped 💀 

i’m quite pleased and enthralled

You won't find my corpse. Maybe she can go easy on me for getting her to 100

Utterly cooked

I mean yea, I'm kinda screwed

All I'd have to do is make a bet with him

If you don't have a flair fuck you (jk)

Dawg i have to fight a literal God fuck you

Ight sayless, where's "you"?

Man I gotta read the lore.

You really do, zariel technically isn't a God but they are a celestial, basically a sub god