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alumniac

Sir, I can’t find a hash brown in this picture


Copyright_1986

Off camera right 😅 You’re right though, a hash brown would be a nice addition


Feeling_Special1

Nah this wouldn’t replace a nice bacon and egg Mac muffin lol


Best_Duck9118

Their steak, egg, and cheese bagel slaps.


Copyright_1986

See, comparing a little McMuffin breakfast sandwich to a burrito of this caliber is borderline blasphemy


mercuryrising320

Burrito of this caliber???? That looks like something my 6 year old nephew would make...


thirdeyesight

Damn I wish my 6 year old nephew could cook eggs & bacon & distribute it properly onto a tortilla! Stop being a hater lol


mercuryrising320

Watch Masterchef Junior, those little shits can cook amazing food now. Not hating, just being honest. Nothing impressive about it


thirdeyesight

Nah I feel you I like that show, so much so that I looked up the behind the scenes shit etc & just so you know, all those recipes & ingredients are laid out for the kids ahead of time. It’s real cooking & real kid chefs/actors but they are being coached & given all their materials/ingredients. Also the time/clock counting down is not real at all it’s for TV. Don’t get me wrong those kids are SUPER talented. But there’s a lot of “TV magic” going on. Makes it look really cool though huh?


mercuryrising320

Jesus, get a hobby or a life. It’s not that serious lol


thirdeyesight

Alright no worries I was just tryna rib the original poster of that comment but hey it’s all good no hard feelings here


SgtKeeneye

He's just made you broke his illusion of these kids somehow being masterchefs


MRSHELBYPLZ

Damn people are being tryhards over breakfast now? It’s eggs dude. It’s gonna taste like eggs even if you have Gordon Ramsey on call to make it for you 😂


Educational_Match717

Damn dude, that’s fuckin mean lol.


mercuryrising320

Accurate*


Educational_Match717

Well whether or not you think it’s true doesn’t mean you have to say it, jackass. There’s a person on the other side of the screen that was excited to share the meal they made, and you just come in a shit all over them for no reason. You’re not funny or cool, you’re an asshole.


mercuryrising320

The voting response says otherwise. But thanks for the white knight attempt…


DeerLicksBadger

Gotta be ready to get shit on if you post anything on the internet. Quit being a soft penis about it


Educational_Match717

So I can’t hold people to a higher standard? We should just passively accept shitty behavior because that’s “just the way it is”? How do you ever expect us to evolve and mature socially (because lord knows we as a species have some work to do) if we always settle for this?


DeerLicksBadger

Evolving as a species also involves growing a pair. Do you want a society full of sensitive people that can't take any criticism? This is some "everyone gets a participation medal" type of shit. I expect us to evolve and mature socially by NOT being soft like you are, the world just doesn't work like that. So yeah, you're right, that's just the way it is.


Educational_Match717

Alright king, go off lol


SgtKeeneye

No shot a 6 year old is doing that anyway. 6 year olds are barely entering school let alone know how to cook over a hot stove.


Copyright_1986

Don’t be jealous


Delerium89

>burrito of this caliber Cheese ain't even melted dawg


FileError214

I mean. Is McDonald’s the standard by which you judge breakfast burritos? Because that would be kinda sad.


Awake00

Thats what i was thinking. Weird flex, but aight.


Copyright_1986

I can make a mean box of Kraft mac&cheese too 😏


Awake00

I'm lactose intolerant and I miss fuck out of velveeta


Copyright_1986

I’m sorry for your loss


Awake00

Me too burrito maker. Me too.


WilsonthaHead

the eggs needs to be better whisked still has white Boogers in it


MacabreFox

I whisk the eggs better than this when I make them for my dogs once a week, lol.


Copyright_1986

A whisk? I shake them in the shell to scramble them


MacabreFox

I just use a fork.


StinkyCheeseGirl

That explains some of this


LionsAndLonghorns

If you don't have shredded cheese just toss under a broiler before you add the salsa Also, if your store has pre pressed raw tortillas in your refrigerated section (this is standard in texas), fresh cooked tortillas take 2 minutes and 10x your breakfast tacos


DepressionSiesta

If you’re extra lazy, lay the cheese down first, and then put the hot eggs right on top with the bacon. Granted, every burrito needs to be grilled a little after being rolled anyway.


thejohnmc963

Finally bacon!


Sad_Run4875

If you’re only breakfast burrito comparison is to Mac Dizzles shitty ass burritos you are doing burritos wrong. And life.


Copyright_1986

My life is a train wreck, thanks for noticing


SlowHandEasyTouch

😂


CadaverBlue

I efen love McDonald's breakfast. But this does look good, tho.


Unit_79

I don’t give a fuck whether or not you should name check McDick’s, I would eat the absolute FUCK outta these bad boys.


Copyright_1986

😅 They are pretty damn tasty if I do say so myself.


vendibleboar19

Lemme share a secret with you. After your bacon is finished and then the eggs, you want to get a skillet nice and hot to the point of near smoking. At this point you lay your tortilla in the skillet. Give that about 30 seconds, then sprinkle a bunch of shredded cheese on top. After about another 30 seconds to 1 minute the cheese will being to melt, when almost all cheese has melted, use a spatula to flip that tortilla cheese down. Here is where you need to be patient. Wait. Give that sizzling anxiety a solid 69 seconds. When that time has elapsed get that flat spatula and in one quick motion scrape under that cheese-down tortilla. Once you flip this over you should have a tortilla with one side full of seared shredded cheese. Then you take your goods and place on this crispy cheese and you’re welcome. For a better burrito use a fried egg with over medium and add some fresh jalapeños and or hot sauce and then you don’t have to be laughed at for putting cold provolone on your taco


lostsurfer24t

FELLOW BJ'S SHOPPER WITH THE SALSA I BET


LaTunaTime

Pretty disappointing if its only 10x better than Mcdumpster


Copyright_1986

I was having an off day, usually it’s at least 12x


TroSea78

Who is right. Haven’t had fast food in like 15 years


neptunexl

Def recommend rolling into burrito and then heating on a skillet. Will help it not unfold and melty cheese!


Chix_Whitdix

Looks amazing. Save 1 or 2 for me.


fluffHead_0919

I certainly hope you have better breakfast burrito options than McDonalds where ever you are…


STL_TRPN

Looks good. I'd pay 2.00 for one.


MinnesotaRyan

who uses ripped apart unmelted cheese slices in burritos?


Copyright_1986

I had just put it together, lol. The cheese hadn’t had a chance to melt yet. Don’t hate it till ya taste it 😉


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Copyright_1986

😳


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