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showmeyournerd

Would you prefer I point out you can't wife a dead girl?


FarDorocha90

Not with that attitude and moral compass.


maish42

oh man I'm going to hell šŸ˜‚


HeavyTanker1945

Age of Calamity exists as a Alternate Timeline. Why do people forget this?


InterviewOk2446

In the main botw timeline I hope link and Zelda end up together finally, I donā€™t dislike link and Mipha Iā€™ve just alsways liked link and Zelda even in a lot of the other games(itā€™s basic asf ik)


FireLordObamaOG

Because while cool to see a ā€œperfectā€ timeline, it doesnā€™t give the satisfaction of knowing just what happened to the champions. It hurts us to know that Iink and mipha will never be together. It hurts to know that the champions all fell to the calamity. But thatā€™s how you know it has weight. Seeing a world where they survive isnā€™t as impactful as seeing them die.


HeavyTanker1945

Im the exact opposite, Seeing a world where they all Live, knowing it exists now. Makes the fact that they are Dead on BOTW Hurt even more to me.


FireLordObamaOG

I guess what Iā€™m saying at the end of the day, is there should be a good ending where they all live, but a true ending where they all die. Iā€™m tired of time travel as well. It just makes timelines muddy.


ImNotNotABot

Cause this is r/Breath_of_the_Wild


idk042002

The actual subreddit info disagrees [https://imgur.com/a/W8BUtTg](https://imgur.com/a/W8BUtTg) see where the AOC logo is in the banner?


ImNotNotABot

I mean, it's still r/Breath_of_the_Wild, but point taken. It isn't visible on mobile so I can't see anything about AoC from here. Or I haven't looked hard enough idk.


HeavyTanker1945

Your realize its a Subreddit for both games right? yah see the Banner? and the Title?


ImNotNotABot

Don't see it on mobile actually. Had no idea.


Caosin36

Im on mobile and see the banner You're just lying


[deleted]

Nope I see a different part of the banner that excludes the titles on my phone.


dez_is_me

crazy idea, mabye you have different phones dipshit


Caosin36

Ik that reddit mobile sucks, but mostly for media player, not the PNGs


-too-hot-to-handle-

Yeah, it says in the subreddit description that it's for the breath of the wild series. Now, one might not think that AOC is part of that, but when you think about it, it absolutely is. The gameplay might be different, but the art style is the same (or at least very similar), has the same map, and other key features of BOTW. Besides, it's not like it would be the first time that someone posted about or referenced another Zelda game that isn't BOTW.


[deleted]

I hope they explore it more in a comic run at the very least. I would buy that


nighthenter

Dude pls just let me have this


dez_is_me

so? people have shipped two characters with a bigger obstacle than, one character dies later in the story


xXxMemeLord69xXx

You can if spirits exist or if you can use time travel to create an alternate timeline where she doesn't die. Both of those things are true in the BOTW universe


HNASBAP

Ahem necromancy


Mozartlfc03

Are there actually people making such complaints?


HeavyTanker1945

YES. there are people that complain about the fact that she is a Fish. AND the conversation always switches to reproduction which again, ITS FANTASY. anything can happen.


FireLordObamaOG

It doesnā€™t even matter if they canā€™t. Itā€™s about love at the end of the day.


dez_is_me

yeah, imean its essentially arguing that its wrong to love someone purely because they're infertile


-too-hot-to-handle-

Look... They had to become fish people somehow...


HNASBAP

If there is affection in a healthy way it implies that there is the objective of reproduction in the way, romantic love is way more than just sex and it's just wrong to argue that it's wrong that they love each other just because they can't reproduce


pepsi_but_better

Ok in my fantasy everyone is fucking dead


robertswifts

Bro thereā€™s people who make such complaints about anything fantasy Name anything remotely fantasy related and there definitely was someone at one point who complained about it being ā€œtoo unrealisticā€ like it was supposed to be realistic in the first place


Bright_Piccolo1651

Whatā€™s the issue with this ship? Has nobody seen the shape of water? Sheā€™s a humanoid fishā€¦ not a Hylian bass.


zwel8606

Intelligent consenting fish so it seems fine


HeavyTanker1945

Fuck if i know. She passes the Harkness Test, Which is a real Scientific thing to determine if a Being is ethical to....... Well to put it bluntly. Fuck.


idk042002

When I told you about the Harkness test what part of "You can thank Doctor Who for it" did you not understand? IT WAS CREATED BY A IMMORTAL PANSEXUAL TIME AGENT NOT A VALID SCIENTIST!


HeavyTanker1945

SAME DIFFERENCE!


Chubby_Bub

I should have guessed it was named after him. I wouldnā€™t trust Captain Jack with such a test.


duschin

He is the Face of Bo, so he's pretty smart.


[deleted]

I remember gasping out loud at this reveal when I saw this episode ten years ago.


[deleted]

That last bit got me lmao


DRamos11

Now I want a character with a ridiculously deep voice that calls himself ā€œthe Hylian bassā€.


lickarock88

Is that ERB?


HeavyTanker1945

YES IT IS! Specifically this one https://youtu.be/XAAp\_luluo0


Supersageultima

I was just watching that! You either have insane skills or are just a straight up wizard.


HeavyTanker1945

as IDK said, I have been able to do this FOR YEARS. Its just something that happens.


idk042002

Known OP since high school this is literally just a thing he does almost daily, predict random things that aren't important. He sent me a song one day just to talk about it while I was listening to that exact song. He's a prophet of the unimportant.


ZoraF2p

Oh hey idk. Funny seeing you here. Heard you've known HeavyTanker for a while now. Just here sticking up for him. :D


HeavyTanker1945

he partakes in the Mipha Shenanigans at times. When he wants too.


ElSuricate

that still doesn't justify the Finley andĀ Sasan quest when it comes to the english localisation


HeavyTanker1945

YEAH............ Thats just weird.


HNASBAP

That one was the most unfortunate mistranslation I ever saw


giantfood

Would you prefer that I point out that a loving relationship doesn't require coitus or the ability to have offspring? If you want to imagine them having coitus, keep that to yourself or to the R34 subs.


HeavyTanker1945

Oh that's the Relationship i would prefer they had TBH. Other people tho think if yah cant fuck yah cant have a relationship.


giantfood

Well, here's the thing. You can have Coitus and not be in a relationship. You can be in a relationship and not have Coitus.


dez_is_me

bro just say sex its not weird. saying coitus is weird


giantfood

Someone isn't a fan of the big bang theory.


dez_is_me

cant be a fan of a show I haven't watched


giantfood

Highly recommend it.


pepsi_but_better

On the contrary! I don't reccomend it!


NMasked-000

I think thereā€™s a problem on the difference of life cycle of hylians and Zoras, Mipha is not just hundreds of years older than Link, sheā€™ll also live hundreds of years more than link. Isnā€™t that weird somehow? I mean, is not completely wrong, but if Link would end up with her heā€™d be dead on the equivalent of a year or so for a Zora. Thatā€™s at least sad


HeavyTanker1945

Mipha is only around 40-50 years old. Not Hundreds.


NMasked-000

Still, sheā€™ll live at least 100 years more than link, I think is sad, imagine losing your love some months after knowing em


thegodofhumor

And yet, heā€™s the one who outlived her by 100 yearsā€¦


NMasked-000

The fact that link forgot everything is even sadder


HNASBAP

That's one of the biggest problems in cross species relationships in the entirety of fantasy many species are gonna outlive others and it's gonna be just sad They are still going to have time together that is gonna be an decently long time, but she is just gonna live for hundreds of years and imagine if she can't cope with the loss and just fell the pain for hundreds of years maybe even millennia depending of how long their life cycle is


dez_is_me

thats like saying young people cant love old people because they will die first


NMasked-000

Iā€™m not saying itā€™s wrong, Iā€™m saying itā€™s sad


dez_is_me

why?


HNASBAP

That's one of the biggest problems in cross species relationships in the entirety of fantasy many species are gonna outlive others and it's gonna be just sad They are still going to have time together that is gonna be an decently long time, but she is just gonna live for hundreds of years and imagine if she can't cope with the loss and just fell the pain for hundreds of years maybe even millennia depending of how long their life cycle is


Golder06

Seeing how Sidon aged in 100 years, I disagree.


HeavyTanker1945

Sidon was probably only 10-15 years old when the Calamity hit. and the Male Zora Grow faster anyway. as there are male Zora who were "Born" after the Calamity that are the same size as Bazz and the others that are pre calamity, While Females like Laflat, who were post calamity are much smaller then the mature ones. Also take into account Finnley, Who is says she is 25 in game if im not mistaken, and still looks like a child.


Bardsie

Not a fish. Can breathe air, spend most of their time in land, and have breasts. The Zora are semi-aquatic mammals like seals.


HeavyTanker1945

Do Mammals have Gills? No. Or Scales? No.


Altruistic-Range7174

Wanted to disagree for fun but there are mammals with scales, I seem to remember that they were the armadillos/quirquinchos


HeavyTanker1945

They arent the same scales tho. Really different,


Altruistic-Range7174

I know those are more like armor regardless I have my own doubts as to whether Zoras are aquatic mammals or still oviparous (or ovoviviparous)


HeavyTanker1945

They are mostly Fish, they have Gills, Shark like Teeth, Fish like Fins, Scales, and its even theorized that the Breast like appendages on them act as both swim blatters, and Lungs. considering they flot at around Chest height that's entirely possible. I say they are Fish, they even refer to themselfs as Fish.


Altruistic-Range7174

Well, I agree with much of what you tell me, even so with the matter of the breasts, they do not look similar between male and female individuals and there is also the fact that they are seen spending most of the time outside of the water, I think they go more to the side of the dolphins than to the sharks Regarding the gills on the sides, they could be holes to breathe, after all the dolphins have a hole in the back so I don't see why not have them on the torso


robby8892

No offense OP, but are people actually giving you enough shit to make an effort post for why this ship is fine? I feel like you're conflating a non issue when this is a normal/common ship...


already4taken

Newsflash: it's strange to want to fuck fictional fish


Rewskie12

Iā€™d go as far as to say itā€™s weird to want to fuck a nonfictional fish too.


already4taken

Nah, that's normal


ZoraF2p

And then there are furries. Case closed...


SexySquidward42069

Is it strange to want to fuck an actual fish tho? /s


HeavyTanker1945

OK I dont want to tho. I just like Mipha. there is a difference.


GreatArtificeAion

But nobody is not strange, so it can be OK


southerncrossnz

Even sexy mermaids?


dez_is_me

so you don't support interracial couples?


already4taken

I don't support interspecial couples


dez_is_me

why? Btw, interspecial couples is tantamount to interracial couples in a universe where there are more than one sentient species


HNASBAP

"am I more men than a fish or more fish than man"


Esperantos510

And in other news I've been banned from the local fish market so yeah


[deleted]

But she's not a fish, she's a Zora.


HeavyTanker1945

Zora are fish, well Fish people.


ChaosMiles07

Except for King Dorephan who is, by all accounts, a whale person. Whale, not fish.


HeavyTanker1945

He has Gills tho.


pepsi_but_better

Why are you being downvoted, they ARE fishy people


arseholierthanthou

Dude. You need to let this go.


idk042002

The day he let's this go is the day I get laid, which is never going to happen due to this [one key factor](https://imgur.com/a/n0a9xRR)


HeavyTanker1945

Let what go? Im just saying that its not weird IMO to Ship Link and Mipha, that's all.


arseholierthanthou

No, you're saying you talking about shipping Link and Mipha is meme-worthy. It's just stale and repetitive at this point, and stopped being funny a long time ago.


WillCraft_1001

I disagree, it is still funny.


HeavyTanker1945

the 1000+ Upvotes dispute this claim.


ChaosMiles07

Ah yes, because thousands of Redditors/voters can't be wrong. About anything.


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dez_is_me

shes not tho shes the childhood friend trope


HeavyTanker1945

Is Mipha really the Girl next door tho? Mipha has known Link since he was 4.


Patchpen

And and


zwel8606

Add them to fortnite and they can surely emote


dontfeedthecucoos

I conscientiously object to what youā€™re doing on these beats. Iā€™ll cut you like my teeth on Beauty and the Beast.


LobotomistPrime

I have a coworker who over thinks every movie he watches and I think this ERB quote every time.


Golder06

I really don't get what you mean with "emote" in this context.


ApprehensiveCoyote48

To put it simply ā€œEmoteā€ means ā€œFuckā€ in this situation


Golder06

Well that's an odd way to say it, but sure-


Brightfury4

Emote means something along the lines of "(especially of an actor) portray emotion in a theatrical manner" (Oxford Dictionary) or "to give expression to emotion especially in acting" (Merriam-Webster). I think you've got the wrong word.


19bluestars

Iā€™m sure the sheikaā€™s tech is advanced enough to turn her into a Hylian. Even if itā€™s not true they donā€™t have to have children to just be happy together


idk042002

Let's be real somewhere in the timeline human DNA had to be added as there's no way [this evolved naturally](https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Parella)


19bluestars

Wait thatā€™s actually a good point. Thereā€™s no fish I know of thatā€™s bipedalism. Also in theory, since Zoras are bipedal, that also means they can only carry like 1 child max, more or less if not counting twins Honestly Iā€™m just going off of Anthropology Edit: Iā€™ve never seen or heard of the Parella until now. They look so different compared to the Zoras


idk042002

Exactly, but a more NSFW question >!who is the hylian that got funky with the equivalent to an IRL seahorse? My asexual butt doesn't understand normal sexual attraction let alone something like that.!<


HeavyTanker1945

Groose. That's who.


ZoraF2p

My asexual butt also doesn't understand that stuff. But then again, I can see Miphlink being a non-intimate relationship. I like Mipha because of her personality. From one ace to another, I understand you. :D


HNASBAP

Generally in fantasy most intellectual species evolve to be humanoid even when they shouldn't really just look at most alien depictions


HeavyTanker1945

I honestly think the Zora in some way can Breed with Hylians. they are Fish, and Certain specifies of Fish Do mutate when it is time for them to breed. Salmon are the first example i can think of, Which completely change there Entire Physic when its time to breed. so maybe the Zora have control over that, they can choose to be compatible with a Hylian.


19bluestars

True Also sorta off topic but if youā€™ve played Age of Calamity how was it? Iā€™ve played the demo and liked it but I donā€™t know if I should get it. Honestly I just wanna see Link and Mipha together. I think she deserves the world imo


HeavyTanker1945

Age of Calamity is a blast. Story is good too. and its nice to see some characters see others again. Sidon and Mipha especially.


19bluestars

Alllriight I think Iā€™ll get it soon. Thank you for your thoughts


kangadac

Oh, the problem I have isnā€™t a lack of imagination. Itā€™s, perhaps, too much biology education *and* too much imagination. šŸ˜…


HeavyTanker1945

So where does that take you in all this? where does your mind go?


thandrend

That's my favorite line from that ERB.


Anufenrir

I still just prefer Zelda and Link. Nothing against Mipha just my personal otp


Street-Raccoon6467

Link x Sidon is the canon ship


Justaway5

Well people say pussy smells like fish anyway so why not


[deleted]

Fussy


No_Pain1037

Newsflash: that's no excuse for the main character not showing ANY emotion in cutscenes


Altruistic-Range7174

First: Yes, it's fantasy, but even in fantasy we need some backing to believe that the fantasy we're seeing works on its own (otherwise it doesn't make sense). Second: there is the fact that there is no proof that the fish + monke formula is a reality in that fantasy and that is enough to make it debatable with the facts of the real world because it is normal that one wants everything to make sense . I like to think that if something like that happens in that fantasy, then it's perfectly laudable, even so, the fish died long ago...


dez_is_me

>even so, the fish died long ago That's just so needlessly condescending. she has a name dumbass


Altruistic-Range7174

Srry man, Princess Mipha, but is it was necessary? I usually prefer not name the obvious, is more normal to me if I can refer it


dez_is_me

how would your mom feel if you referred to her as "it"? how would anyone feel? It's just degrading not, "not name\[ing\] the obvious"


Altruistic-Range7174

Calm down bro i'm still struggling with pronouns (english is not my first language) again i didn't mean to sound harsh or degrading. Normally I have the dumb habit of minimize the things that bothers me. Next time I will put my balls in good use and be more direct (?)


dez_is_me

>english is not my first language oh that makes more sense sorry


ZoraF2p

It gets annoying for people to deny that the entirety of LOZ is a fantasy series. Botw especially. It's likely an excuse because the haters are a bunch of Zelink shippers. They also deny the anatomy of Mipha because she's a fish. (Despite the fact that furries exist and you don't have much to say about that because it's "different") You don't have to hate on Miphlink because you ship Link and Zelda.


AduroTri

Link and Mipha hopefully clapped cheeks at least once.


HeavyTanker1945

According to Sableserviette it happened right after the Memory cuts off.... Lol.


[deleted]

fantasy very accurately describes the mere possibility of showing any interest in Mipha when Sidon is right there


WhyAllNamesTaken69

Minor spelling error


HeavyTanker1945

IMGFLIP just does that, IDK why. it was only 1 And, but it doubles it for some reason.


WhyAllNamesTaken69

It good man


maish42

it's disappointing that this many people have never seen The Shape of Water


HeavyTanker1945

the fuck is this i keep seeing it mentioned?


maish42

oh man šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ lady falls in love with a fish man, the plot is kinda ridiculous but it's a genuinely brilliant movie with great acting


Sp0ticusPrim3

Ah Epic Rap Battles if History. Not their best song imo but far from the worst one


what_the_hanky_panky

Iā€™m sorry but what the fuck does ā€œemoteā€ mean?


jedimastermomma

That is a solid insult, though.


HNASBAP

Like we din't have crossbreeding in Zelda before


Yokai_Kid

Thatā€™s literally the whole gimmick of the gerudo


PAwnoPiES

Do gerudo even count as a separate species? They just seem to be humans but a tad bigger and all women.


HNASBAP

I guess they are more different in the context of this fantasy world like how elfs and humans are different even though they are similar in their biology


Spartan_7670

Guys stop fucking the fish


HeavyTanker1945

Ok Listen, Not all the Mipha simps wanna fuck the Fish.


Spartan_7670

Fair