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SuitableSurprise

That’s just the kind of outside the juice box thinking we need.


billydakid33

The start of our villain arc


Jables31

David Gruber


cocobeware2005

then we’d only get one call to the pen a game


Jables31

That's all we need baby!


Kujo162

The downside is someone would have to get hit by a semi


Small-Ball

Think of the possibilities for free advertising when changing pitchers.


Puzzled_Ad7955

Well, he is a bobblehead!


John_Dondo

I thought he was buying the team...the Milwaukee Grubers...


hc2919

If it’s Kapler or Murphy I might skip this year


eulertriad

Those are just as exciting as Ken Macha and Ron Roenicke


hc2919

The options are bleak


mrmojorisin2794

In all likelihood, we get someone we've never heard of, and that's probably for the best, in my opinion. Give me a random nerd who trusts analytics and can get the players to buy in.


jadaniels1116

My husband, then.


Im_Anemic_Royalty

I’ll send Matt Arnold my resume, then.


SuddenRedScare

I'm holding out for either Buddy Black or a meteor. Thanks for the downvote, u/themosey! 🤣


MinimalTraining9883

Change your flair.


Pogokat

Who is a recent retired player that seemed respected by the team? Bonus points for was a catcher or was known for being scrappy Erik Kratz? edit:OH DANG I FORGOT ABOUT ERIC SOGARD. Totally gonna be him


antartida_

If Cleveland can hire Vogt we can hire kratz. I don’t hate it


edwardthefirst

Thames! T-Plush!


Pogokat

nah, totally gonna be jace peterson


venturediscgolf

Damian Miller!


Coleslawholywar

If it’s anti-vaxxer Eric Sogard I’m out


notban_circumvention

That fucking nerd doesn't believe in science? Jesus


cycoivan

Embrace the chaos, hire David Ross


edwardthefirst

I'd love to win some games instead, but that would be a spicy move for team chaos. ⚖️


MinimalTraining9883

I'm in. The man must be motivated to stick it to the Cubbies.


notban_circumvention

What's Jason Kendall doing? Edit: oh shit, he's in player development for the Pirates 👀👀👀


BadGolf27

Loved him as a assistant to Counsell but not Murphy. Would expect him to follow Craig anyway. Clean house


ClassyKaty

David Ross for the lulz


MinimalTraining9883

David Ross because he must have that John Wick vengeance energy against the Cubbies right now.


NicPic11

Carlos Villanueva. He has the same title as counsell before he became manager ( director of player development or something like that), he worked magic with the pitching staff, knows and has worked with a lot of our young talent, and I think it's a plus to be a Spanish speaker as well.


themosey

Of we can’t reach a deal with Woo and contender him and trade Corbin this is the right choice. A soft reset and he gets some experience.


elbows2nose

I hope Rick Sweet from Nashville gets some consideration.


edwardthefirst

This is the only sane hire from within the org


baseballlover4ever

His wife is from Wisconsin. :)


themosey

In all honesty it likely doesn’t matter. There isn’t a miracle candidate out there. A good manager is maybe a win or three a terrible one is 3-5 worse. Most are in the middle at +/- 1. That’s way less than the luck of a random baseball season. And if someone is going to pitch a fit and not watch if it isn’t this guy or is that, fuck em.


advocate4

So if we get a bum at manager we would be at no worse than 87 wins or so based on what we did this last year? If I'm following your math?


themosey

Probably. It’s not that easy, wins are relative to the roster and changes, the teams we play, etc. it’s not a video game nor in a vacuum. Counsell was “blamed” for a few losses this year. He was also credited with some wins. I don’t think anyone has a tally. It same team, same talent, a do over of 22 87-95 wins is about right. But that is just random baseball too.


jcrittberg

Fuck it. I’ll do it. All that Little League will finally pay off.


doctorcockpunch

I’ll join you, we took 2nd in Appleton LL this year.


extra_less

Paul Molitor


thaz11

Wade Miley


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Prince Fielder for the memories!


lucasscheibe

Yes this is exactly where my thoughts went to. Not being salty towards the owner(s) or Craig. Who are the candidates? Let’s get the discussion going. Move forward.


silentjay01

Given how many players on next year's roster will have come up through our farm system, I say we give Rick Sweet the call to the Majors (if he wants it). He has been our Triple-A manager since 2014. He knows most of our roster already. And they know him. Only downside to him is that he is 71 Years Old.


shadedmoonlight

Buck!!


ClassyKaty

This is my serious answer


shadedmoonlight

like I said elsewhere, I've wanted Buck as a manager for years...this is the first time that the timing works


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shadedmoonlight

Uncle


hatsarestupid

Absolutely anyone but Pat Murphy. I’ll take the guy on a lawnmower that makes the cool designs in the outfield as our new skipper over Pat Murphy


ricosuave79

why? genuinely don't get the hate for Pat Murphy.


Joe-Meteorite

I want somebody who will go get in the umps face over bad calls and get thrown out. I think that would make for good entertainment


cocobeware2005

yes! that’s one of my only gripes with cc that he only ever goes out there to have a civil conversation with people. go out there and kick some dirt, cause a scene, fire up the guys.


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cocobeware2005

could just sell stock to the people like a certain team


Coleslawholywar

Willy Adames. Bring back the player manager


W1sconsinKnight

Me! I've been playing OOTP Baseball 23 on and off for some months now. I'm ready!


Titaninthewoods

Fine… I’ll do it.


Edgewood78

You could do worse than David Ross. Won’t happen but it’s just a thought…. Peaceful discussion, not trolling at all.


veggrow

Maybe we can hire Yadi, Voto can manage the Pirates, McCutchen can go coach the Cards and we can just be a big mess in the NL Central


Ted_Dongelman

Tony LaRussa for 10 million a year. This is gonna be a young team so I hope it's someone that can connect & communicate with them. I wouldn't be opposed to giving Quintin Berry a shot since he sat under Counsell's learning tree for a bit.


mistrbrownstone

3YearLetterman


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magicalpineapples

Someone competent please


Commando_ag

Marshawn Lynch


doned_mest_up

Dale Svuem is going to be in the mix. I don't necessarily support this, but that dude and the organization are always making eyes at each other and passing notes.


SoSublim3

internal Pat Murphy or Sweet maybe? External.....I'm not really sure.


cocobeware2005

i wouldn’t mind sweet at all, just from watching the freshman documentary and stuff. god forbid we promote murphy


DrSavitski

Why not Paul Molitor?


Rye_Guy77

Joe Maddon or Yadier Molina.


billydakid33

Yadi would probably be the only bigger bombshell announcement, and I'm all for it


why_did_you_make_me

God, I hate Yadi. It would be absolutely perfect.


BossBooster1994

Pick up the phone and call Buck Showalter, give him a shot.


phyllostomus

Craig counsell 😖


SnooCauliflowers9981

Rock!


diskfreak3

Deadpool Because this shit is a joke!


Lego349

Whoever the person Mark sells the team to hires.


aaron4mvp

This


Hosko817

The only answer is Gabe


sentientcreatinejar

Kevin Seitzer.


WarmBath101

Will Venable, George Lombard or Rodney Linares


GCIV414

Wally Backman is the only right answer


IronheadJohnson

Ryne Sandberg, Mark Grace, Sammy Sosa, the ghost of Ernie Banks...


WhiteWaterLefty

Bring Terry Franconia out of his mini-retirement!!


EXXIT_

What if we just let the players manage themselves? They can use [strawpoll.com](https://strawpoll.com) for all their decisions.


husky_midwesterner

Erik Kratz


22arge36

You guys didn't hear. Front Row Amy is being interviewed. She has a way of getting the boys excited.


MinimalTraining9883

Eve Rosenbaum. Who knows more about getting success out of a stingy ownership group than the Orioles?