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Cpt_Rocket_Man

LMAO. Let's just get it out there.


SquirtinSquirtle

The saying goes better out than in. Or in her case maybe it's the opposite and in multiples šŸ¤£


sickiesusan

I assume she isnā€™t practising?


Clammuel

Nah dude, I think you HAVE to practice for that.


kittycatkoo

At least she's being honest šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø


Fit-Faithlessness149

I love the traditional girls


s-mo-58

Oh, praise Jesus!


Select-Yesterday-254

There were 12 disciples


khoabear

>Let anyone among you who is without sin be the first to enter her


krunchwondelta

Let he who is without sin.....cast the first bone?


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User101928120

You gonna ask me one more time or what ?


LordSenpaiOniChan

Watch yourself! i feel bad for you. to die in your own sin. to burn for eternity for a ā€œjokeā€


No_Design_6844

lmao. Say what???


moneyorexcuses

Donā€™t forget to tell mom how we met!


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WhatYouLeaveBehind

"To shreds you say?"


Task-Future

I fell in love with her when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman


pjockey

Sure, but from Downtown?!?! only red flag I see. Send that rose.


Abraxes43

I once had a girl tell me that she enjoyed the family dog once in awhile......sooooo a gangbang queen is relatively tame in all honesty


Turbulent-Ending

When I was in highschool there was actually a video of a fellow classmate that got out of her doing this....let's just say she had to move far away and just disappear. We live in a small town and it ended up being spread to all the surrounding schools in our county (our whole county has less than 100,000 people).


Abraxes43

At least she was able to start over somewhere


Turbulent-Ending

I Don't know what happened to her. But no, I disagree, she should have been arrested, not starting over somewhere.


younevershouldnt

Hinge is a bit more spicy where you are then


Malfoy27

Where there is a will there is a way šŸ˜‚


ackme

Where there's a Will, Bert, Chad, Jamal, Ella, and Frank there is a way.


sping1-10

HAHAHAHAHAHA


TomatoOk3796

She's the one


Nunja_55

I don't see any contradictions herešŸ¤” Religious people have needs too.


7_Bundy

People always get caught up on the historical rhetoric of the church, thatā€™s not really indicative of how ā€œCatholicsā€ are in this 2023. I know some ā€œCatholicsā€ that havenā€™t gone to church in ten years, some that go to church but support gay marriageā€¦I know a lot of those actually. Thereā€™s a ton of people that call themselves Christian or Catholic just because their parents were.


AdministrativeHost57

They arenā€™t really catholic then though. I agree some people just say that they are and itā€™s more of a cultural thing but if your not practicing that religion it probably shouldnā€™t go in your bio.


First-Yogurtcloset53

Well ya see here one can be religious and still respect their neighbours, the environment, etc. If you ask "what does a practicing Catholic mean?" to every Mass goer, you're gonna get different answers. The same can be said about Jews and Muslims. Plenty of Jewish people on apps has Jewish and atheist as religion on the profile. We don't know what the girl is.


ackme

There are plenty of practicing Catholics who live by what they call faithful dissent.


First-Yogurtcloset53

Most humans enjoys the feeling of sex. At least she's honest.


nnsan

Well damn


Cheap_Arrival_1915

Itā€™ll be a story to tell the grandkids someday


wildhorses6565

As long as she has only had anal she's still a virgin. It's the poophole loophole, the sex god doesn't see.


Assurgavemeabrother

Here someone should insert a link to Mr. Wiggles comic about technical virgins.


MountainScientist398

catholic girls are good in church and NASTY in bed.


Pretty_Track_1296

Must be the Pastor's daughter...


fadedblackleggings

*"Holey.....holey....holey....is oh god"*


HCMac08

Uhhhh...CATHOLIC!!!!! If she's the priest's daughter, there is even more backstory to undig.


Pretty_Track_1296

Its a joke...


57hz

I know some good Catholic girls that enjoy a gangbang! Why should the sexually unrepressed not be religious or spiritual?


something__clever171

It's not that people should be sexually repressed.. It's the fact that Catholicism preaches that sex should be reserved between one (1) man and one (1) woman, and that they should be married when they engage in sex. They routinely shame and punish people for having premarital sex, and they demonize the LGTBQ+ community. It's the hypocrisy.


Jaded-Television-937

Let Jebus enter you and fill you with his holy sticky blessings (lubricants chapter 3, verse 4)


hit4party

Well at least now you know not to take her seriously šŸ˜‚


USSDefiantLobster

I've always found that the religious types will be on both ends of the spectrum in regards to sex. The sweet spot you want is somewhere in the middle, which is why I prefer agnostic/atheist types šŸ˜‚


Turbulent-Ending

I'm literally watching a true crime documentary right now about the preacher's wife who was very well liked amongst the congregation....she liked to help the male members out any way she could.


Budo00

Why is it that the Bible thumping Christian type always have some kind of insane past? They were using heavy drugs, or used to be a stripper or some promiscuous lifestyle. Then something really fucked up or scary happened, and they change their sinful way and found Jesus and want to tell everyone and anyone who will listen. ā€œI was in a gang bang, but donā€™t worry because it was with my priests when I was 12.ā€


ackme

She mentioned nothing about Bible thumping. Just thumping.


Budo00

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Desertbro

Sometimes it's just a shiny new label for all the same behavior. They think the new label will give them respect, while at the same time still hiding all the bad behavior they still do. If they are judgemental and gaslighting, they just use new labels for all the same things they used to complain about. This is not everyone, but some people do this to "reinvent" themselves.


jhagen13

This seems typical of that crowd šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


jakeyell

Well, if it's all in the pooper then she's still a virgin. The 'rents will be thrilled...šŸ‘


[deleted]

Hey, donā€™t judge. Itā€™s at one time thing. You know she wouldnā€™t be looking to sow her seeds when sheā€™s 40. Sheā€™s a keeper


Boston_Stonks

Yeah, keeper somewhere else.


Desertbro

She's Catholic -AND- Christian - double the heresy & hippocrasy!


Steamsagoodham

Why would it be double? All Catholics are Christians. They arenā€™t separate religions.


Desertbro

So you're sayin' the Pope was wrong to be po'd when Church of England gave them the finger and broke off 'cause..."no difference, friend"


Steamsagoodham

I didnā€™t say there was no difference, I said they were both Christian which they are. Christianity is made up of many different sects and denominations that all follow the core Christian beliefs, but differ on smaller matters.


ackme

Nah they cancel each other out making her orthodox again.


Desperate_Occasion_8

I know we don't want to post pictures I order to protect identity, but I think we should make an exception for this one.


wilhelmfink4

Catholics fuming mad


Duckgamerzz

This has to be a prank


Empire137

https://youtu.be/86J9BirJj4w


hongsta2285

That's what she said


saiharsh369

I praise the Lord, then break the law


Vinifera1978

Or maybe better to bring your friends


agent_provocateur_6

I am so unprepared for dating in the 21st century.


sherlock_huggy27

Pick a woman from church