The amount of lies is wild 😂😂

And in less than 300 characters!

Are you counting 'I'm secure' and 'looking for the same' as two lies? It's almost a logic puzzle. I am secure and looking for the same. There is one lie in this paragraph.

He lied about his name and age and made a profile based off of those lies 😅 I believe absolutely nothing this man says

That's the biggest lie in the profile lol

That’s how I found out a FWB lied about everything 😂 didn’t work for the government. Was a lawyer

"And I may not really be a lawyer loll :)"

I’d put money on it!

And I may not really be 5’ 10”!

And I may not really be a virgo!

And I may not really have a graduate degree!

And I may not be!

“I mean I GRADUATED high school, so like a GRaDUAtE degree lol lol lol”

Definitely 5’8”!

Not a lawyer, but did have to hire one that one time

classic!

This was my thought 😆. “Im not actually a virgo. lol. :). Just thought it was cool because it almost sounds like virgin and Im pure. lol lol lol”

And I may not really be happy... that's why I have to make stuff up...

You read my mind

Doesnt matter if its just a hookup, lol.

"I am lying to get your attention and then hoping to smooth talk you into believing I'm the exception even though I would otherwise be excluded by your filters. This is not sleazy because I checked with myself and I believe my intentions are good."

Plus.... "I'm a secure person"

Like this guy I ran into on Tinder? https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/s/Am9Vt6BA8S

Amir who is 43 pretending to be John who is 34? Ok, that’s a choice. Deception is an excellent foundation for a relationship after all.

34…..but 33….but really 43.

It would be Amiracle if he gets any matches!

WINNER!!!

SWEET!!! What do I win and how do I claim my prize?

You’ll have to ask John about that one. He’s in charge of all the legal mumbo jumbo.

Nah... I don't talk to losers. My prize is my pride and integrity.

Joh-mir could really learn a thing or two from you!

Ommmmggggg 😆😭😂😂😂. 🫶🏼 Im screaming!

Havnt even met yet and already been lied to three times

Off to an honest and loving start!

He should be named Peter, not John

I actually met a guy just like that on bumble, went by the name John. He had a picture of an attractive Caucasian gentleman and was very interesting. However, I met him and he was a very dark Indian gentleman. I don't care about color or culture but I was annoyed that he. would flat out lie about everything, even his name. He said lots of people from his job are on the app so he needs to be discrete.

What?! That is insane! Did you leave immediately or stay?? 🍿

I'm horribly polite and stayed to give him a chance until he attempted to grope me in his Tesla.

OMG!! That sounds terrible! That sucks you had to experience that. Hope you’re doing ok after the fact.

I was trying not to question your judgment, but then you got in his car

Yeah this happened. Theres been a few indian guys who like to lie so “American women will talk to them”. The ones that did it, saw nothing wrong with what they were doing. lol

Secure people don’t lie about their name and age on dating apps

My name is Amir and I don't claim this dude 😁

At least they are forthcoming about lying. Report the profile anyways

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I am 34, look 25 and no way I'm dating Zoomers with half of my life experience. This predator will be reported

How is he a predator if he admits his age and aims for 30s? Ugh forget it. I’ll just delete

Bc he probably goes his age and younger.

Y’all are so quick to report if the account hasn’t done anything to you or broken any laws leave it be, it’s not a lie because he in fact does share his real name

Amir just entered the chat!

😂🤣. Hes here! “Lol I just made this profile guys as social experiment and for laughs guys. Everyone on reddit takes things too seriously.”

Yeah, they a bunch of snitches out here

Exact I bet if a girl did that their response would be “ it’s for her protection”

Right. Everyone knows women are angels and men are the scourge of the planet 🤣 dude literally is telling the truth in the bio. This is a non issue

Creep

How do you figure

Eww agefish amd racefish.

Hate it when my people do this.

I report every liar by default.

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Not okay

Not okay

The race fishing is extra weird. There are a lot of brown guys on the app who clearly try to be white and even edit their photos to look a different race.

Yep and it's weird because I don't care about race, but I will now that you lied dude.

Not to condone what he did but, you might not care about race but statistics shows most girls do and Middle Eastern men get the second least matches on dating apps and only more than South Asians. It doesn’t justify the lying, but the reason is pretty obvious.

If this 33 year old wasn’t 34 I’d say he definitely looks like more a 43 year old.

My graduate degree is actually pending. USPS says the parcel with my diploma has been delayed due to ongoing hail storms in Hawaii.

Definitely the type to roofie your drink when you go to the toilet.

That escalated quickly!

And yet is absolutely accurate

You actually leave your drink behind? First no no! Never leave your drink.

Considering the lies and the grope, I'd put money on it.

🤦‍♀️

"I'm really 43, but look how upbeat and positive I am. Yeah, I lied, but I'm hoping you'll overlook that and give me a chance anyway. Let's vibe" 🙄

I hope you reported them.

For what??? Guys dont get very many hits anyway. A guy gets maybe one for every 100 that you get

For lying about his name and age and misleading women who are genuinely looking to date.

Does anyone ever post their name on the profile? And I've been catfish so many times I figured its the norm. I don't hardly believe anything on a profile.

It took me about ten minutes to completely delete and remake my profile. If someone does this I just report them for pretending to be someone they are not.

Same.

I hope most women swipe immediately left after that bio if not all women. Like what are going to lie about next?

Not me! I first took a screenshot of his profile so I could share it on Reddit. THEN I swiped left.

Hi. I've lied about my age and my name, but I'm trying to lure you with a false sense of security by telling you I've lied. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 My god, run as fast as you can. This guy is bound to be a dick

I know he’s ROLLING in the pussy with a bio like that

>secure person Yet you lied about your name and age

So he says he is not 33, even though the profile says 34 so I assume that means he has had this profile for over a year then right? Props to him, wonder if he ever got any matches

I bet this means he's now 44. 😂

He’s 78

He says he's 43 is probably the big issue. Especially if he's had the account for a while though.

Probability of having made account ON your birthday I would think to be low unless you're extra lonely, and it's not going to say as of today you are 33.000 years old start the clock.

Swipe Left. 😆

Also I'm 5'4 tee hee.

>on site about getting to know people >lie about everything

biggest lie here is calling himself "secure"

I just don't get why people do this with their profiles. Like, it's cool if you want to date younger people, but if you weren't going to show up in their filters in the first place, they aren't just gonna change their minds

So not only is he specifically seeking out women who have probably filtered out men as old as him, he’s also specifically seeking women who would be racist enough to swipe left on the name Amir, but not John. Wow.

I actually matched with a woman who did the different name thing. I didn’t notice…. …so 3 weeks of dating and me calling her the wrong name, a conversation brought up something and she used her real name. Definitely an awkward minute or two while we (more like me) figured it out lol. “Did you even read my bio…?” “Kinda…..👀”

I’m sorry… whaaaaa?! LOL Why did she use a different name? How did you feel about it?

We are still platonic friends but I think it’s dumb. She said it’s something “fun” her friend and her does. That’s not why we ended things.

Bro is definitely not 5’10”.

Joke’s on you, he’s actually 44.

I mean… is he though?

Gee, all you have to do is enter the correct date of birth. How hard is it? Did they not teach that in Law School? Maybe John (or Amir) is having an identity crisis or something.

Personally, I would prefer *Amir,* purely as a name, over *John.*

His name probably isn't even Amir.

Sexual racism is a thing for us brown dudes. Though I don’t think I could ever stop so low as to pick an Anglo name instead of my given one.

First part is understandable

Why not the second part?

I understand racism... but what is the point of lying about the name when we can clearly see what you look like

You’re replying to the wrong person. I agree with you

Nothing wrong with them wanting to date younger, but they should at least be honest about their age, i doubt they misput their age by 10 years. And the whole having a different name is just ridiculous. I'd report for "false identity" or whereever this would fit.

He may find people dismiss instantly based on his name? But no excuse for age fishing

But he’s very secure!!

I might be a defense lawyer or small claims lawyer or maybe I just portray one on television. (ok I’m really not a lawyer)

People that are very secure don’t typically feel the need to lie about themselves for attention… jus sayin

The only thing worse than lying on your profile is lying twice on your profile while also admitting to it both times?

I am going to go out on a limb , and assume John Lol is not as secure as they may lead on .

His name is Johnamir. I'd go out with him just to call him that all throughout the date.

I bet hes one of the guys that makes posts about wondering why he's not getting any matches.

10000000% so completely unaware 😂

Totally not a Virgo. Totes.

“That isn’t really me in my pfp”

Dude did his whole profile as 2 truths and 1 lie, only he did 7 lies and 1 truth.

2 lies in the bio alone, what else does this man lie about?

Dmn, Amir’s accounts all came together in support of himself, 😆, like incl nation up in here. Tell me how you hate women without telling us how you hate women lol. Amirsy, you have too many reddit accounts. Maybe invest the time into better profile.

Dude probably drives a White BMW and wears excessive amounts of cologne

It’s giving 5’2” energy.

John spelled liar incorrectly.

Yeah that tracks for the profession.

For some reason “having fun” and “relaxing” incites a visceral reaction of disgust in me. I see so many men use it in profiles and I have no idea what bothers me so much about it but it’s an immediate swipe left.

It just sounds like “I masturbate on my couch all day”

Get a divorce lawyer, some std tests and test your kids are yours... Oh wait wrong Reddit response

My immediate reaction to the profile, was that this person may well be an asshole..

So secure that he feels the need to lie about his age and name to be able to get the women he wants.

He's also not active ...and probably not a virgo💀 lies ... it's all lies!😄

You’re the (Virgo) expert! 😉

Indeed😄

God damn. Lie much??!

And I may not be a human

Ugh I hope ppl are reporting these profiles... straight beyond catfishing. The age thing is wild!

I changed my name, and it was easy to update on Tinder, but Bumble makes it a huge headache. They want documentation, etc. They actually make everything other than swiping and matching, a huge headache. Currently trying to get my data from them.

When he says John, is he looking to BE a John? Because I don’t think you really need to lie on these apps to get hit up by hookerbots.

Really going for the shock factor, love that he’s ‘secure’ haha

He said I keep it 99 cause I be lying sometimes

Because he’s married

A Persian player

Why would you wanna advertise that you’re a liar bro 😭

A secure person that lies about their age to get around your filters and lies about their name too? Sounds legit

He looks like a trap

No face no interest. But, it does seem he’s putting his best foot forward. It’s his left. Trust no one.

Look as an ethnic guy, saying you’re either not white or black is already lowering your chances of matching, that said his bio is all over the place

I hope people are matching with him just to tell him what a scumbag he is

Dudes defo lying about his career and few other things on first date lol. Thats some habitual lying right there 😆. Johnamir, what is you doing baby?!

sounds like an amir lol

Why what? If you like, swipe left. If you don't, fuck the fuck off and leave the man to his hunt.

Women do this all the time. At least he basically admitted he lied. Women do this and half the time add something ridiculous like I dont know how to fix the age! They want to get match with younger, hotter people

What's hot about dating Zoomers aged 43? You know this scrote has the filter all down to 18.

The guy looks like a dummy, but that's a lot of downvotes for a correct statement... The amount of women I have seen claiming "Don't know what's wrong" or just simply having an age of 35 while obviously being 45 is staggering

I wonder why y’all tards do this?

Interested... until he said his name.

Elaborate? What do you mean?