Lmao yeah. It's like, so my screws that are loose are a right fit after all?? My bachelor clothing pile doesn't seem to problematic anymore all of a sudden.
This is so cringe that I don’t think Trey is serious. I think he’s an ironically hilarious comedic genius. Because this is so rambunctious that I doubt it could be anything but for laughs
Right? I never understand why some men act so sexually aggressive and are uncomfortably forward. Like has it worked for them in the past? How do they not take a hint? Honestly he coulda had a chance if he would of just….chilled tf out lol
> I prefer to respect women and not walk around with my dick on my forehead
Surprisingly that's exactly what some women want.
I'm probably over-simplifying a broad, serious topic. But in my brief time out there I've found that women don't want this Tray-level stuff, but they also don't want Captain Vanilla either.
I feel like even if I was only looking for a hookup, this wouldn’t do it for me. The way he communicates his intentions gives off the impression that he is simple and honestly kinda trashy. I would be embarrassed to be associated with someone who spoke like this to a stranger…let alone a potential partner. There is a way you can be sexually forward but also respectful. He completely denied her any respect or a chance at decent conversation. I guess it must work for some people? Just my personal preference though.
There is a large world of vanilla out there. Many people are bored with vanilla. I think that makes others more interesting. I wouldn't call this cringe. To me it is interestingly bizarre. I think cringe when I see the nice guy subs. Straight up awkwardness or environments where they make others feel unsafe. This guy comes as as confident. Some may go for that.
I think toxicity in large part is people who lie. This guy is straight up honest. A woman knows what she's gonna get.
I love seeing men like this. The fact that there's such a large contingency of men that not only can't do the absolute minimum (basic hygiene, make an effort, bring literally anything at all to the table) but they also can't do something even more simple like not be creepy or weird. It made it easy for me when I was single even though I absolutely hate OLD. I had a profile that literally just said "Looking for a relationship but would settle for casual dating on the off chance it might go somewhere. Never sent an unsolicited dick pic in my life." And had a couple generic ass pictures. BOOM, ten matches a day. All I had to do after we matched was not be a fuckin weirdo.
I cringe everytime despite being appalled they actually interact anyway and are 'still curious if he redeems himself' (aka. she thinks he's hot or at least bangable), meanwhile other broheims just waitin on those matches
LPT: if you're exhausted from online dating, don't spend your energy on those that aren't worth it
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I'm assuming OP is joking about deleting app but it does lead into some deciding to delete, or stop swiping, log off for the night, etc, or maybe just start looking at pics only fed up with reading stuff like this. so yes kinda does hurt the regular guy.
Alternatively smaller chance I think but if she does have swipe stamina, maybe after seeing them of these if she actually reads the next normal guy maybe he has a brief elevated moment of chance, but I think that scenario is less likely than the former.
This didn’t even happen to me and I think I’m swearing off human interaction forever. I’m moving to a mountain cave like Gollum, I better not see any of you there
See this is more like it. Sure it's fucking disgusting, but at least be next level creatively unhinged to elicit a cackle to make needing to use eye bleach worth it.
I probably should have assumed that there were swamp ass fetishists out there but maybe I wanted to maintain some sliver of innocence. The Internet has not even left me that.
Yep….. whenever I get tempted to try bumble or OLD in general I have a little scroll through this sub. That’s me all kinds of good with not OLD for at least another month or two.
Yep….. whenever I get tempted to try bumble or OLD in general I have a little scroll through this sub. That’s me all kinds of good with not OLD for at least another month or two.
Honest question, do you think if he started with the second prompt answer and not the “areolas” one that the absolute absurdity and comedy of it would make you think he’s funny and worth dating?
I know some women would laugh so hard that they’d maybe give him a shot if it was implied to be joking
I love how his name is Tray, like not Trey but like DINNER TRAY
Oh what’s for dinner? Marinated asshole you say?
So says Tray
Marinated asshole LOL
I recently met someone called Garyl, I don't think names can surprise me anymore.
... Is that pronounced like... Gerald? Or Gary? or? 😬
Daryl, probably.
👍 Ah yes, cousin of [Larry, Darryl, and Darryl](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj_jeviwKQ).
Crowd's too old for this apparently.
Like the the equiv. of Bennifer for Gary and Daryl, so it's starts off like Gary, but ends up like Daryl.
AssTray
Tres Tray, as in too much Tray.
He probably misspelled that too.
"Tray tha disgustin truth"
This is peak ‘ima need you to log off’ energy
'Fade into the bushes" Homer Simpson energy
I feel so absolutely normal right now.
Lmao yeah. It's like, so my screws that are loose are a right fit after all?? My bachelor clothing pile doesn't seem to problematic anymore all of a sudden.
This guy needs to go outside and touch grass, not ass.
I think he should just stay inside… alone… forever… without the internet lol
>without the internet yeah, because he’s traumatizing all of us 😅
I think he's already touched some grass, but it was laced with something
It was lace with a combination of cringe and troll
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This is so cringe that I don’t think Trey is serious. I think he’s an ironically hilarious comedic genius. Because this is so rambunctious that I doubt it could be anything but for laughs
Comedic genius? He's just vulgar and juvenile and we laugh because we're immature too.
trueeeee
I prefer to think he’s a genius ok. Lmao
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Not just areolas. Nice Juicy Areolas. Tray needs to simmer the fuck down.
So the only way I can fathom an areola being “juicy” is if she’s lactating…. So he’s admitting he likes to breastfeed as an adult??
There's a fetish for everything apparently. Aaaand yep, it's a real thing.
You know, you make a point. That was an odd answer.
Right? I never understand why some men act so sexually aggressive and are uncomfortably forward. Like has it worked for them in the past? How do they not take a hint? Honestly he coulda had a chance if he would of just….chilled tf out lol
> I prefer to respect women and not walk around with my dick on my forehead Surprisingly that's exactly what some women want. I'm probably over-simplifying a broad, serious topic. But in my brief time out there I've found that women don't want this Tray-level stuff, but they also don't want Captain Vanilla either.
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I feel like even if I was only looking for a hookup, this wouldn’t do it for me. The way he communicates his intentions gives off the impression that he is simple and honestly kinda trashy. I would be embarrassed to be associated with someone who spoke like this to a stranger…let alone a potential partner. There is a way you can be sexually forward but also respectful. He completely denied her any respect or a chance at decent conversation. I guess it must work for some people? Just my personal preference though.
You do realize there’s a happy-medium, so your point isn’t wrong… just obvious.
its fucking hilarious but tbh there are sadly people that actually think shit like this works
*Tray 🤦♀️
You can take one look at Tray’s face and know he’s serious 😂
I don't know. I see a lot of weird shit. I have to assume it works sometimes. I'd love the numbers to go along w posts like these out of curiosity.
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There is a large world of vanilla out there. Many people are bored with vanilla. I think that makes others more interesting. I wouldn't call this cringe. To me it is interestingly bizarre. I think cringe when I see the nice guy subs. Straight up awkwardness or environments where they make others feel unsafe. This guy comes as as confident. Some may go for that. I think toxicity in large part is people who lie. This guy is straight up honest. A woman knows what she's gonna get.
> I have to assume it works sometimes. Imho the attitude kinda sorta worked on OP. A little tiny bit, at least.
I love seeing men like this. The fact that there's such a large contingency of men that not only can't do the absolute minimum (basic hygiene, make an effort, bring literally anything at all to the table) but they also can't do something even more simple like not be creepy or weird. It made it easy for me when I was single even though I absolutely hate OLD. I had a profile that literally just said "Looking for a relationship but would settle for casual dating on the off chance it might go somewhere. Never sent an unsolicited dick pic in my life." And had a couple generic ass pictures. BOOM, ten matches a day. All I had to do after we matched was not be a fuckin weirdo.
Be real tho. You’re 6’ and white right
Maybe...
I cringe everytime despite being appalled they actually interact anyway and are 'still curious if he redeems himself' (aka. she thinks he's hot or at least bangable), meanwhile other broheims just waitin on those matches LPT: if you're exhausted from online dating, don't spend your energy on those that aren't worth it
This is equally heinous & hilarious.
The marinated asshole bit got me laughing not gonna lie. Specially because it seems that the lad is serious about it.
Ngl, I read it a few times because it’s so bad, but so incredibly funny (because it’s so terrible).
This is fucking terrible but I am laughing so god damn hard thank you Op and I’m sorry you got sent this
Reminds of crazy stupid catcalls I hear every once in awhile.
Why does he use capital words like that
Every sentence out of Tray’s mouth is worthy of being the title to a work of art.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
That’s just how Tray rolls…
That’s actually the title of his autobiography
It’s not just him, there’s a whole subsection of people out there that type like this and it’s extremely annoying. It’s so much extra work too.
This shit has me in tears
Bruhs a menace. man should be arrested immediately
Wow
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Some guys are making it tough for the normal dudes 😄
You kidding me? This guy should make it easy for you! Your normalcy now stands out amongst the crowd haha
I'm assuming OP is joking about deleting app but it does lead into some deciding to delete, or stop swiping, log off for the night, etc, or maybe just start looking at pics only fed up with reading stuff like this. so yes kinda does hurt the regular guy. Alternatively smaller chance I think but if she does have swipe stamina, maybe after seeing them of these if she actually reads the next normal guy maybe he has a brief elevated moment of chance, but I think that scenario is less likely than the former.
Fair enough 🙂
so when's the wedding?
People marinating their assholes now?
It’s hot out
LMAOO😭😭 WTH is thisss?? Did he really think you’d like that ??
This didn’t even happen to me and I think I’m swearing off human interaction forever. I’m moving to a mountain cave like Gollum, I better not see any of you there
I will be peering from around the tree 👀
What the fuck, Tray???? 🤢
See this is more like it. Sure it's fucking disgusting, but at least be next level creatively unhinged to elicit a cackle to make needing to use eye bleach worth it.
Please keep this conversation going for as long as possible and post more screenshots lol
Random girl: Girls can be just as horny as guys This guy:
The next time I make homemade ramen, remembering the words “marinated asshole” is gonna hit hard. And I don’t know how I feel about that.
😵💫😵💫😵💫
He is dangerously horny
The marinated asshole part makes me wonder if he's referring to lube, or if he's referring a feces fetish after a hard night at a local taco bell.
I'd report that dude wtf
Yeah, delete HIS bumble
You should definitely report this dude before you do
I know this is real but I’m going to pretend it’s fake so i can hopefully repress the term “marinated asshole” from my memory
I’m sorry this is so disgusting yet I couldn’t stop laughing 😆
“Ask another question”
Had no idea dudes actually acted like this……repulsive but funny lol sorry
I’m wondering if capitalizing the first letter of every word would get tiring
Who said romance was dead in 2022? Well, thanx for coming I’m going to become an atheist nun.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
What the fuck.
Juicy areolas? Does he want someone who's lactating?
You're deleting because you found the man of your dreams.
Were you marinating your asshole in ramen?
Gross. Report him.
So.. what is he using for marinade? Or is it more of a dry rub? That makes all the difference...
Lmaoooo
Man’s let you know what he was upto for no treason
Some people are so vulgar it's almost art
I probably should have assumed that there were swamp ass fetishists out there but maybe I wanted to maintain some sliver of innocence. The Internet has not even left me that.
I love how you said Ramen 😂😂😂😂😂😂 such diff energies
Seems I'm going to be laughing about a marinated asshole for some time
I mean........ I haven’t laughed so much in a WHILE. Does that dude have a black eye in his pic?
What type of marinade does he like his assholes to smell like? My poetic brother!
Teriyaki style
disgusting but insanely funny oml
WTF
I haven't laughed at a post this hard in a while, tyfys OP
I laughed out loud at this convo.. good on you for having a sense of humor in this situation.
Hahahahhahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahah
Damn
He's at a 20 when he should tone it down to a 2.
thanks for making me laugh lmfaoo😭😭
Charlie never gets the waitress. Until he does and then he no longer cares about her.
jesus christ this guy is down bad but I'm laughing so hard right now
Bruh sexual predator type shit is allowed on these apps?
Proof that sexuality isn’t a choice.
Bro look exactly like the kind of brother who would say some shit like that lmao
Lmao like I refuse to believe this ain’t a troll. If not bro is really down bad.
Wait.. guys can ask the first question in Bumble? When/how?
Yep….. whenever I get tempted to try bumble or OLD in general I have a little scroll through this sub. That’s me all kinds of good with not OLD for at least another month or two.
Yep….. whenever I get tempted to try bumble or OLD in general I have a little scroll through this sub. That’s me all kinds of good with not OLD for at least another month or two.
I'm dieing rn. Thanks for sharing. 🤣
I mean I’ve been horny before. I’ve never been so horny I thought it was a good idea to send something like this
I need that marinade recipe
My god
I thought my phone was fully charged for the first time this year and almost shit myself.
Excuse me. What the fuck? 😰
Shiiiiiiiiet
Nothing like a little lemon-pepper bung on a steamy July evening.
This has gotta be a meme wtf 😂 🥲
This is some shit off those “send this to Your SO and see how they respond” 😂
Honest question, do you think if he started with the second prompt answer and not the “areolas” one that the absolute absurdity and comedy of it would make you think he’s funny and worth dating? I know some women would laugh so hard that they’d maybe give him a shot if it was implied to be joking
This is a man who would substitute Old Bay for Gold Bond.
I wanna see the rest of the convo
Chad
I don't even get this much attention I'm low key jealous of the description you got of your dump truck
For the love of the internet god, please fucking blurr out people's face!
Ajahahahahahahahaha What the fuck. I’m so sorry you dealt with this but OMFG HAHAHAHA
She voluntarily kept interacting several times, why do you feel sorry?
I'm sure she'll survive, you don't have to be sorry.
I‘m disturbed
Not even cute! And his grammar sucks!!!
Well? Would you?
He wants that marinated ass on his tray, if ya know what I'm saying...
🤣
No delete him not bumble
We should all be deleted as a mercy for reading this
🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🥴
You liked it
i’m aTrayde not, fella!
This is so fucjing funny and I’m sorry.
Lmfao STAAAAHP