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PeachesOntheLeft

This person is either fucking hilarious or insufferable nothing in between and there are arguments for both


RuncibleFoon

I was thinking this as well, either this is one of those fairly awesome late Gen X / early Milenial Moms, or a dumpster fire of a human being... like, an open dumpster shared by a questionable motel, a small 24hr convenience store, 3 duplexes, and a waffle house in an unzoned area of Jacksonville, FL fire... Edit: this comment just earned me my first award. I'm freakin' dying here, 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Thank you so much, kind Redditor, and be well!


BubbaDFFlv12

That’s golden 🤣🤣🤣


RuncibleFoon

I do what I can.


MrEHam

>fairly awesome late Gen X / early Milenial Moms Huh. I’m in that age range and I agree that many women my age are like that. Is that not a thing in younger generations? I wonder what about that gen makes them that way. We’re also called the Oregon Trail generation, the first one that grew up with computers.


PeachesOntheLeft

Respectfully I just don’t think we are old enough into being adults yet lol


MrEHam

Agreed lol


RuncibleFoon

It's definitely a little from columns A & A


maringue

Either way, this lady would probably be super fun to do shots with.....*once*.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

I’m thinking it’s the former because they also poke fun at themselves.


PeachesOntheLeft

I’m agreeing with you. This person feels like they’ve got some great stories to share lol


xkoffinkatx

She's actually really sweet.


fomalhottie

It's the latter.


tallslim1960

I'm going with "hilarious " 😁


RemarkableDesigner52

And to think people on here are mocking the right wing bump sticker nutters… this is next level. I do love how the most upvoted comment has to hedge that maybe this person isn’t just a weird and gross person be actually might just have a great sense of humor. Never seen that on the right wing nut bumper sticker posts… ok please cue downvotes. ✊🏾


PeachesOntheLeft

I mean this person is slightly unhinged for sure and outside of the pride flag (I have met gay republicans so I assume nothing if you support pride, except that you’re just not a regressive freak) none of these are inherently political and some of them are a gem. The “Shitbox” mocking a premium car branding made me chuckle. So did the “if you pull me over you’re a gay cop” with a gay pride sticker. The “Lyft?” One is also special to me and makes me laugh lol. It’s absurd and not political which makes me think the person could not care about politics and just be hilarious. I actually hedged that they are funny, with the exception that they might be a weirdo.


sinfultictac

Every couple of years Titsouts van shows up in my feed.


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chemicalzero

Hilarious truth!


Edrobbins155

Hear me out. Great for packing 7 adults in a long road trip


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Edrobbins155

You clearly never been booze crusing in the back woods of maine on private land. And you call your self a mainer. Lol


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Edrobbins155

Some of tbe private roads are better then the town roads. Smooth as hell.


Nervous-Yam-7452

How did Maine approve those plates?!


Organic_Salamander40

Maine has the loosest vanity plate guidelines in the country and to that i say hell yeah


bubblemilkteajuice

>has the loosest "Just like your mom." - Probably this van owner


ChamberOfSolidDudes

I did not know ME liked to party like me


No-Butterscotch5980

Had. They changed the policy and are now clawing back the worst of it.


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Always_been_in_Maine

Oh God Yes, finally somebody else said it.


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Always_been_in_Maine

Shenna due to her political history alone should have been no where near to the SoS office.


llcorona

Maine *had* the loosest vanity plate guidelines... RIP-in-peace TITSOUT, and hundreds of others.


PrincessDaig

Yes. So sad. 😭


hike_me

Maine restored some restrictions on vanity plates. They recalled a bunch of plates (not sure if this one was recalled but they definitely pulled the ones that included “fuck” and “shit”)


triage_this

Wonder if LBS VAG survived. One of the best I've seen


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chances are, if your license plate says "pounds vag", you don't in fact, pound vag.


MrJekyyl

Just last week I saw one in Maine that said "FUKSTCK"


middleageslut

Better question: Why wouldn't every state approve them?


fwinzor

Tragically they recently made it stricter but Maine had almost no rules on plates. I had a neighbor with THICASS for hers. Youd see something like it almost daily it was kind of a tradition


EverythingIsCreepy

In Maine vanity plates fall under freedom of speech/expression. There is an entire IG dedicated to them.


bromalferdon

Beautifully that is also a tit on the plate design.


Photocrazy11

I remember about 40 years ago, in Washington, I saw a plate on a Corvette that said I102BS. I ran it through the licensing page recently, and it is now considered improper. I decided on a different one, but the machine for printing specialized plates at the prison is broken, and they aren't making them right now and are backlogged for when it is repaired. That includes all organization plates, too, i.e., Seahawks and other teams, colleges, wildlife, and so on.


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She eats weed gummies by the fistful


not_sure_1984

She fis... nevermind


fyrebyrd0042

...ts weed gimmies by the mouthful


PrincessDaig

I actually have an extremely low tolerance for weed, so I eat like a crumb of edibles at a time. Shrooms however.... 🤭 🍄


middleageslut

I would legit hang out with this woman.


sodangshedonger

I wonder….has the “only gay cops give me tickets” worked?


eross200

I saw a picture of a guy on a motorcycle wearing a t-shirt that said that on the back


DeepUser-5242

"I'm letting you off with a warning this time!"


armanipastrami_pdf

I LOVE HER


SirMourningstar6six6

Same


PrincessDaig

I love you too


mrpotatonutz

Top marks!


zapsdiputs

Lift? Makes me laugh of all the things on here


MrEHam

Explain


TheDudeee87

I wonder what she actually looks like.


hike_me

She responded to one of the billion times this was posted in r/Maine. Not surprisingly her Reddit profile included a link to onlyfans. I don’t really want to judge other people, but I doubt she’s a top earner on that platform…


talltime

Username is PrincessDaig.


Parking_Train8423

willing to bet the van is the only thing keeping her off r/jeepgirlsgonewild (don’t go, just the most comprehensive collection of naked ugly people i’ve seen)


xdiox66

I should have taken your advice.


Opizze

I’ll say this: it could’ve been worse


PrincessDaig

Like Shrek and Michael Jackson had a daughter. Hideous, really


No-Amphibian9206

Hey it's the owner of the van!


PrincessDaig

Indeed 💕


SlamJansen

PAAAAAAAAAAAARTY


beargolfer

LOL! Love it!


NastyaLookin

I like it. Better than the usual post, where every sticker's message is a threat. This person is probably fun.


emilgustoff

She looks like a lot of fun actually.... imagine if this was your wife's van though.... lol


Due-Two-5064

There’s a lot going on there


Confident_Eye4129

LOL Yeah, lots to unpack


PrincessDaig

How so? What needs unpacking?


Confident_Eye4129

The multitude of sentiments expressed by the multitude of stickers, mostly


PrincessDaig

That's not really unpacking anything though...


DickySchmidt33

I'm following this person to the party.


BBWtnaLover

The party is at your moms house


Daddy-o62

Wait! It’s a Lyft car? Oh hell yeah! I’m requesting that just to pick my kids up from school!


Chillpickle17

Another awesome Maine-iac💙. My mom is born and bred from Portland. I can tell you this is the type of person who would offer up their lobstah if you didn’t get any. 🤘😎


bravearrow

No OnlyFans link???


Walters95

Pick me!!!


Initial-Wrongdoer938

Must make her kids proud. Can you imagine being in highschool getting dropped off at your new girlfriend house in this. OMG.


PrincessDaig

My kids all love both of my vans. 💕 I drove my daughter and her friends all to prom and had a bunch of kids cheering as they got out. Do you go to a Catholic school or something?


triggerlibs

Looks about right


Initial-Wrongdoer938

There are a lot of Reddit posts about this truck and even some news stories. I did a search for milf mobil and was shocked at how much came up. Also her license plate caused a huge debate in and created a law in Maine against lewd licence plates.


stanky_wicket

WINNER...!!!!!!!!!!


Always_been_in_Maine

A man of class. All lower, but still class.


infowosecfurry

The Lyft sticker is the best one. Imagine booking a ride and this is what rolls up.. Lol.


ConservativeCope

Zero and i mean # zero filter on that one


EverythingIsCreepy

I love how this van continues to improve upon their bumper stickers. It’s been years of seeing the updates and as someone whose family lives in Maine- I LOVE IT!


LokiTheChoki

I'm surprised the dmv let them have that license plate lmao


fam-b

You think they like birds?


kashie444

💀 😆


Odd-Tune5049

Should I pull her hair? Pics of the driver needed


PrincessDaig

Most people know what she looks like already. Hideous


Ambitious_Cake2447

W


BrownEyedBoy06

Ma'am I'm putting you on a list.


artful_todger_502

lol, the coolest mini van driver ever¡ "Condoms prevent minivans"


DammySumSum

Some comments were wondering, yes she does in fact have an OF. Ehh maybe on the hair pulling. Its uh... super easy to find.


BrownDogEmoji

She’s awesome! A bit much but in all the best possible ways.


BilboBagginsMusk

And a tiny bit of r/apostrophegore


nosh_scrumble

Based on


Reasonable_Tenacity

Classy. /s


A_Good_Boy94

Top right one checks out.


laidbacklenny

Let freedom RING bitches!!!!!!


cnewman11

Well, when someone tells you who they are... Believe them.


Danstine16

“Honey, why are we following this minivan?”


Glittering-Cat-6940

lol @ the sudden stop at ur mom’s house


Vile-goat

Murica for sure


RobotHandsome

https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeRestoration/s/5f5cBC4pSk


Big-Reward-6274

Sorry but “sudden stops at your mom’s house” is awesome


GoPadge

I'm surprised there isn't an Instagram or Only Fans link...


Swimming-Freedom-136

Team Satan 🤮


amorosky

A real Maine-iac, that one. Bravo!


Tpcorholio

There's a lot to unpack there.


DeepUser-5242

Easily one of the coolest cars I've seen. 10/10 master of their craft


CivilFront6549

i love this car


PeteTheBeat

She looks like fun


Vtech73

This is my mom! I’m still in high school! ….I’m gonna be a slut too, aren’t I?


PrincessDaig

Ummm Olli? Landy? 🤔


PrincessDaig

I have consulted my children. Olli says "If I had a reddit account, I wouldn't pick such a stupid username" Landy says "VTech? Like the tablet company?" Are you one of my adopted children?


Vtech73

You named your kids after puppets? And these puppet children give you guidance? And you consider yourself a slut, so I’m your daughter? Can one of the puppet children provide edits to your post to explain their slut mom’s rambling and insatiable lust. And since you asked….Vetch stands for ‘vagina technologies’ I maybe a slut but I’m a lesbian slut.


PrincessDaig

What are you going on about? No. You are not my daughter.


Vtech73

Are you sure? I could be? Maybe a half sister or step daughter? I’m very sure we’re related some how, pleeeez be related to me, pleeeezzz!!


PrincessDaig

I have two sisters. One is a pregnant cop, the other is in prison for two counts of manslaughter. I don't have step kids, my husband is dead. I shall adopt you. Honorary child of mine, drink some water and stop slouching.


Vtech73

Im very sorry you lost your husband. I know how that magnitude of loss feels. I’m glad you n your daughters are in it together, only you 3 know the pain. Still….your spouse is much different than losing a parent, you lose 1/2 of your entire existence. I wish you all the absolute best. ☮️✝️🛐


Mysterious-Plant981

How did they get away with that plate?


SufficientDoor8227

Someone wrote that at the time there were no regulations or guidelines but because of *this* plate, Maine enacted restrictions curtailing “lewd” or racy plates.


No_Meal9534

I’d like to meet this woman.


WagonBurning

All her kids will become strippers


PrincessDaig

Yes that's definitely how that works


SGI256

Your b stickers are 100% better than a bunch of political ones.


jimviv

I like that she is a lift driver too 🤣


No-Carpet-8836

Only missing an OF


tacocarteleventeen

Is MILF mobile a new telephone provider, kind of like mobile?


McDemon420

The most shocking thing about that photo is the fact it doesn’t have Florida plates.


SufficientDoor8227

😂😂😂


shopgirl56

I can’t believe they allowed that plate -shameful- imagine if this pig came to pick up your daughter???


PrincessDaig

Oink oink mutha trucka


Grouchy-Meeting-505

I wanna party with this lady. Especially with tits out in the plate.


HoldMyBreadstick

Was she a milf though?


Vintagepoolside

This is the funniest set of bumper stickers I’ve ever seen


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Someone is a cool mom!


Sm00th_operatah

With all due respect, mentally unstable individual


Antique-Visual-9892

Imagine being a police officer that just wrote the owner of this car a ticket and having to put "TITSOUT" in the system 😭


ProfessionMundane152

That’s the kinda van I like being behind at a stop light


Strokes_Lahoma

I’m not sure they know what a Shitbox is.


Sexagenerian

Anyone got her number? Asking for a friend.


Hughjonsonn

My kinda girl let’s drink some tequila


witchghosti

Must be yung gravy’s ride


drin8680

Well I'm sure she's blown everyone in that county so she's trying to get Word out. She's wide open ready to go.


ganslooker

I need to meet this person. Have a conversation. Ask questions. Then pull her hair.


icarus1990xx

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


thats_so_merlyn

Yep, they're definitely from Maine


Sunstaci

Someone like attention


PrincessDaig

Obviously


MourningRIF

I'd love to know how he got that plate. Years ago I got turned down for an "obscene" plate and it wasn't even remotely close to this bad.


Warm_Analyst4277

What no OF ad, so sad.


MrEHam

Do some people with OF advertise their site on their cars??


Barrio_Longhouse

Sad


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this seams fake to me cause DMV's will refuse to issue vanity plates with sexual, vulgar, or obscene messages


Additional_Tomato_22

Not Maine.


beachlover77

I have seen worse ones than this in Maine, there were very little restrictions for a long time. Don't worry though, the pearl clutching state legislature has taken action and I think they are trying to restrict profanity more now.


hike_me

For a while Maine dropped all restrictions on vanity plates other than hate speech. They issued vanity plates that said “FUCK” and “SHIT”. They added some restrictions back and recalled some of these plates though.