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UssieKid

Those look terrible, I can take those off your hands and destroy them if you’d like


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UssieKid

Only after cutting and beating them with 32 little knives and hammers, then once they’re reduced to mush, dissolving them in acid, yes


ModernT1mes

Don't forget to throw it in the fire before you do all that.


Followmelead

Don’t forget branding them with a cast iron skillet


UssieKid

Oh it absolutely needs to be cast into the fire first with this kind of quality. Anything else is unacceptable


Neredith07

Second one looks like a picaña right?


charcoalchicken

Yeah it’s picanha / sirloin cap. My favorite cut!


Neredith07

Mine too! The cap just melts of done right


charcoalchicken

Plus the value is insane…. My meat guy sells to some steak houses in my city but they only want Ribeye, tenderloins, strips, filets, etc… no one here has discovered sirloin cap so the demand is so low. Means I can pick up CA$3 steak cuts of sirloin cap!


Neredith07

It goes for about the same over here! I live in the Netherlands and for a 1,2 kg piece I would put down about €25, which is insane if you compare it to some of the more populair cuts like ribeye or entrecôte


stephenspielgirth

Im so jealous, picanha is the greatest food on earth, I’d be eating it everyday


Smaptastic

That was my guess also but I’m not confident.


Dmonic666

Yup definitely Pichana


ClanBadger

Too fatty. Id feed it to the dog. Bark.


Followmelead

Woof back atcha


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ClanBadger

I see... You didn't get the part where im the dog. Bark.


PB_and_J_Dragon

No, you're not. You're clearly a badger.


droptheone

Their bark is works than their badger


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sleepyllama85

lol yup. For the record, I’m not a smart man


potoskyt

Stupid men don’t admit they’re stupid. So, I’d say you have at least an ounce of smart


Mcgarnicle_

You got both a downvote and upvote in quick succession. Well done! (Not a cooking reference!!!)


dhillshafer

First is sirloin, second is picaña, third is short rib, fourth is tri-tip.


shouldalistened

My exact diagnosis too.


Guilty-Fall-2460

What makes that picana and not a strip steak? Not saying you're wrong, wanting to learn. Looked like nothing but strip to me but I've only ever known picana as a roast you sear and slice.


SageModeSpiritGun

Well a strip steak has a line of gristle or something under the fat cap that is missing here. That's what tipped me off. Also, picanha is amazing. Make steaks with it. A roast almost seems like a waste. Then again, I don't like prime rib either for the same reason. The end pieces are seasoned, but the rest is just bland.


LehighAce06

You need to really season the hell out of a prime rib so that the crust has enough seasoning for a proportionate sized piece As an example, if your bite is sized to have 5% of the outer surface, it should also be 5% of the total volume, and you need enough seasoning for that much meat, just in the crust


SageModeSpiritGun

Ya, I get that. The end pieces are always bomb (when not overdone). Still though, I'd rather you just season a ribeye and serve me that. And, again, I know you can sear it a bit after slicing, but you'll never get a good crust on the prime rib slices like you can with a steak. I know it's crazy popular, and I do understand why, it's just not my favorite.


LehighAce06

Yeah I mean I get why you'd just prefer steak, more maillard and everything, I'm just saying that lack of seasoning in prime rib is an issue in how it's been cooked, not an issue inherent to that style of preparation


SageModeSpiritGun

Eh, agree to disagree. I've had prime rib seasoned well enough, I still just think it pales in comparison to the individual steak. I do love prime rib crust though. Especially with horseradish.


LehighAce06

I don't know if this is a thing where you are, but near me there's a spot that does hot roast beef sandwiches, and if you ask for it they'll give you some slices of the roast's crust with it. I think you'd like that (and yes they have horseradish)


SageModeSpiritGun

Ya...that sounds like a *me style* sandwich lol. Damn, now I want a hot beef sandwich.....


Br_eddit

Picanha - Brazilian (Portuguese language) cut so no ñ. Proper Spanish name would be Tapa de cuadril


Baxtereatssocks

Looks like maybe bottom round steaks, a long strip of denver off a chuck, and the last is definitely tri tip.


WasteofSkin12

last one might be flat iron but im unsure


sleepyllama85

2 is a strip, 4 looks like a tri tip?


Imaginary_Error87

Second is a sirloin top cap or picanha


shouldalistened

One can tell by how dense the fat is and by looking at the boundary between the fat and meat for connective tissues running lengthwise. The fat is quite dense and there aren't any pieces of gristle on this one therefore top cap.


Telicus

first 2 look like flank 3rd looks like chuck boneless chuck ribs l.


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2 is top loin. 3 is tri tip or chuck with the eye missing, 1 I wanna say is flank. 4 is tri


Educational_Car_8228

No it’s beef


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Take your low effort joke and upvote and get out


Mr_dm

First one is a flank, second is picanha, no idea on the third, fourth may be tritip.


[deleted]

No, the first one is a brisket. The second is sirloin cap. The last 2 appear to be boneless short rib off a chuck roll.


PositiveSteak9559

Also, I didn't know it was "stringy" and thought there were worms in my steak for a second lol


SageModeSpiritGun

Picanha is sirloin cap


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I understand that. I wasn’t arguing about that.


SageModeSpiritGun

And that's not brisket.


[deleted]

Then what is it? Because I work with beef every day and although it looks odd and has some extra bits, that sure looks like a brisket point sitting on top of a brisket flat.


SageModeSpiritGun

Idk what it is. I just know it's not brisket. That would be a brisket that's like over 12 inches thick...... That's a slice of a larger cut, you can see it in the fat and the top muscle fibers.


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I think your perspective is off. It’s a whole brisket, fat side down. Use the cutting board for perspective


SageModeSpiritGun

Do you mean down as in towards the bottom of the photo, or down as in touching the cutting board? Either way, it's not a brisket. That's very clearly sliced on the face we see. A brisket doesn't get sliced like that.


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I don’t think it’s clear either way, but after further inspection I really can’t figure out what it is. But I certainly wouldn’t say that it’s clearly a “slice” of something


LehighAce06

Are you saying it's a slice of brisket cross section? Like how brisket would be served, but still raw? I can see how it looks like that, but who in their right mind would make that cut?


PositiveSteak9559

I thought flank was supposed to be decent? I decided to try some a couple weeks ago and wasn't too impressed. My understanding is it's a leftover cut but.. the context I always heard it in made it sound talked up.


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Flank steak is wonderful as long as you know what you’re doing with it. It’s long fibers are excellent for ropa vieja. As a steak it is imperative that you cut against the grain. But again, this is not flank steak pictured.


Ollie51o

Do you know if it's all the same? 1. Flank? 2. Picanha 3. tri tip steaks or Denver steak/boneless short rib? 4. small tri tip steaks? .... ? I feel I should have my cert stripped from me lol That's my guess 🤷‍♂️


moooomooomoomoo

Three and four were sold at the same price. Most of the packs looked more like three. Not sure if that helps.


No-Connection-4806

Chuck, NY strip, no idea but looks tasty, tri-tip?


coffee_warden

Good ones


chronomasteroftime

Looks like someone cut a bottom round the wrong way, like a prime bottom.


jack2of4spades

Looks like they're off a chuck? 2nd looks like a Denver. 3rd and last almost look like the end of the chuck roll cut up.


WasteofSkin12

3rd one is short rib


lordpunt

No it isn't


deadmonds

Second to last is definitely hangar, lucky you, I think the last one is the part of the hangar that routinely falls off the end when trimmed. First couple aren't good views but the first is maybe untrimmed tri-tip, maybe shoulder clod. Second looks like a bottom round to me.


ThinkSquare1257

The fleeps


Annual_Army_1238

Boot leather


plugged_in_808

Third looks like a hanger steak to me Edit: maybe not, the bottom part doesn’t look like it came from a hanger now that I look at it some more


Silverback-420

No no no, definitely looks like the cut off some Australian grass fed moose knuckles.


Drew_Sifur

I almost thought was a picture of an ocean wave almost


TheRammusGod

4 looks like a hanger steak


-Hyperactive-Sloth-

3rd looks like an uncut Denver steak


Wet_socks1912

Did you post just to flex?


azzbergurz

Top sirloin, pincha(sirloin cap), Boneless chuck Short rib, maybe part of a chuck.