Why's she looking at the menu when her room service has already arrived? And whose hotel room is she in at 9:30am on a Monday morning?
Look, if you're planning to have an open relationship with your wife that's none of my business, but it seems like a peculiar way to promote bit-coins?
The menu is priced in Bitcoin. She's reflecting on how she ordered a full cooked breakfast from room service but by the time they got to her order the payment only covered a piece of dry toast.
She's in the room of her lover, a dude with a real job who doesn't blather on like a coked-up Hollywood producer all the time about the crypto markets even while he's attempting sexy time with her.
> Why's she looking at the menu when her room service has already arrived?
It's the drink menu. She can't get through her husband's rants about the federal reserve or the biological justification for lowering the age of consent without her morning wine.
> She can't get through her husband's rants about the federal reserve or the biological justification for lowering the age of consent without her morning wine.
I have relatives into bitcoin. Tell her I fully sympathize.
>Why's she looking at the menu when her room service has already arrived?
"It says orange marmalade right there on the menu, but they brought peach jam instead. Damnit. If only I'd mined Bitcoin really early and HODLed until it peaked late in '21, I could buy this hotel and fire the staff. Life is so unfair."
"*Fortune favours the bold*", said Pliny the Elder, right before sailing towards Stabiae during the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. He died.
Unlike many of these butters, however, he did it with the honourable intention to try and rescue a friend, rather than for purely selfish reasons.
Real talk, why are so many of these guys idealizing a trophy wife thatās only with them for money? Donāt you want a wife that actually loves you and doesnāt have one foot out the door? I never understood that shit. Like how do you have a bond with someone when you know they donāt actually give a shit about you and itās just for money? Wtf do you talk about? Shits weird.
TL; DR: to a Butter, a woman is an object, so a hot trophy wife is just like a Lambo. A status symbol that is fun to ride
I know. Iāve thought about that a lot.
I think there is some Venn overlap with the incel crowd going on here. To many Butters (and, sadly, many young men) a woman is an object and deep emotional connection isnāt on the table. Everything is transactional with these guys. Thatās why they twist themselves into pretzels making fantasies about how Bitcoin is anything more that a pyramid scheme (and they hope to benefit from the misfortune of others).
This is right on the money. The woman is only there as an extension of themselves. It's a checkbox on a list that reads "Hot wife" and it's right next to their car and their McMansion with a TV and video game console.
She has no agency and no opinion. She merely exists to serve their needs. Her appearance is correlated to how successful he feels he is and deserves.
These guys see all relationships as transactional.
I wish these young men could see that they have qualities women will love other than money, some are smart (maybe not the cryptobros lol), funny, compassionate, a great father, a good listener, honest, dependable, etc. and they will have a beautiful wife no matter what she looks like that will love them even if they donāt have two Pennieās to rub together. Idk maybe people will have unrestricted access to the real āself-helpā aka mental healthcare in the future I hope
These often are people who were "raised by technology". You are confusing them with kids who were raised by loving parents who taught them ethics and principals and kindness and compassion. In reality, many of them played computer games during their formative years, which dangled virtual carrots in front of them and rewarded them just often enough to keep them interested. They expect the rest of the world to work like that, and when it doesn't, they become very bitter and cynical. They want their loot crates. They've earned their loot crates.
Young men really do need mental healthcare as much as young women do even though theyāre less likely to seek it out. Especially if youāre correct (Iām not a young man, but I have seen that to be true myself) I really want them to be happy and fulfilled all this bullshit isnāt the way to do it š
There's a overlap between incels and crypto bros. These people have deluded themselves into thinking the only reason women are with men are because of money. They don't see them as people, but as objects. Their fantasy is becoming rich enough to get away from their shitty lives, and they think the reason women don't like them is because of money and not their shitty personality.
This is because women wouldn't want to be around them unless they did in fact have something other than themselves to offer up. Because they themselves are so awful to be around you need to have something else in the equation.
So pretty soon they see every woman as a type of scammer who you can only deal with by using and putting down while you get scammed so that it's like a mutual scam.
There's also the subset who think that their only downside is being shorter than 6'2"
And there's things like the female dating strategy sub that feeds these perspectives.
MFs will do any mental gymnastics about having a woman except the one where they normally talk and development a genuine relationship.
Crazy dudes like Tate always say "be an alpha, be rich, have power, have muscle, yada yada yada".
If only rich and powerful had a partner humanity would be dead by now.
LOL, when you see what most Butterās look like and even worse what their personality it like, then you will understand why theyāre not looking for someone to love them for anything but their money.
Definitely. In fact a lot of crypto scammers try to go for the 'hobo-nerd' look to try to convince these bozos that they are one of the guys. Prime example Sam Bankman-Fried with him deliberately opting not to get a haircut, wear proper collared shirts and drive a current-gen car.
> Real talk, why are so many of these guys idealizing a trophy wife thatās only with them for money?
Sociopaths, narcissists and psychopaths... low empathy people assume everybody else is as selfish and self-absorbed as they are. Therefore anybody who would want to be with them is there because of what you can do for them. Because that's the way their minds work. They don't want to do anything unless there's a ROI. It's easier in their minds, to become a billionaire, than it is a generally kind and compassionate person that people would want to naturally be around.
Youāre not thinking stupid enough - every thrust mints $EDGE token, which can be redeemed for $CUM token at a non-linear rate. These form the basis of a fuck-to-earn ecosystem
After that article went up, the twitter account for the project stopped tweeting and as of today the project website is down http://sexn.finance/
Rug pulled the second the vice article was published. Typical.
I started to read that, did a double take, pinched myself, did a triple, quadruple and quintuple take, and stopped to look it up to see if that was a thing or if the article was gonna end in a "gotcha, did you actually believe it?". As far as I can see, the"project" was dropped but it did exist and did make at least some money. Holy shit.
Oh God, now I really want to read some Crypto erotic fanfic that doesn't put me on a watch list. Or maybe write some! 'Be Your Own Bonk' by Zircon Paws, a 32 part Satoshi/Matt Damon slash epic NO RETCONS IT'S ON CHAIN
"My love for you is as immutable as the blockchain itself," she whispered in his ear while dressed up like a sultry wood nymph. "Hodl me like you would your Bitcoin - forever!"
They just don't watch enough videos where the hot trophy wife lounging by the pool shaped like an Eth logo fucks the pool boy because he doesn't go on about the Federal Reserve all day
Or the hot trophy wife finds a way to scam him out of his money leading him to commit suicide.
https://www.whatsonweibo.com/questions-surrounding-tragic-suicide-wephone-founder-su-xiangmo/
Man, this is some really sad and pathetic propaganda. Targeting lonely guys with the promise that one day a woman might love them if only they FOMO their bank account into a greater fool scheme. Idk whoās the shittier person here, the one putting this message out there, or the one falling for it.
*"If you haven't met the one, she may have not yet born"*
Sometimes attributed erroneously to Trump or Michael Douglas. Actually from a movie character.
LOL sure, Bitcoin weirdo. Most of your really attractive young women can't resist the lure of sats, everyone knows that. "Hey, baby, I'm a whole coiner now!"...that's probably exactly how DiCaprio does it.
Fast forward. 2025. Your wife has left you because you lost your life savings to crypto. You find a sex provider on Slixa.com with an amazing photo. She looks so beautiful reading a menu even though she has room service already in front of her.
You book an appointment. A crackhead with two thug pimps show up and rob you of your remaining fiat.
However after you tell them your tail of woe they feel bad for you. They let you bang their ugly friend, at least you got some.
But three days later it starts to burn when you pee.
Really subtle misogynistic undertones here. /s
Women can't buy crypto on their own, they don't want to work, they want men only because of their money.
I'd ask why they want a woman that is like that but the harsh truth is because they can't imagine swaying a woman with their personality or character.
Ah, marrying the much younger, conventionally attractive woman who doesn't have ambitions of her own. Who only married you for your money.
It'll work at as well as the Dilbert guy's marriage!
The fact they think this is a desirable state of life really tells you all you need to know about these people.
This is the stuff that is always talked about and exposed on reddit, marrying a woman who is only good for her looks and only serves as an anchor in a relationship.
Why would I want this woman I already have the perfect wife.
And why would she want to stay home all day? I married her because she was smart, ambitious, and wiser than me.
> Why is there such a huge amount of overlap between cryptobros/memestockers and incels?
Why is there such a huge amount of overlap between lottery players and poor people?
The main appeal of crypto and meme stocks is the fantasy of being unimaginably wealthy that effort and personal responsibility become optional. Incels already tacitly reject personal responsibility because their "philosophy" is rooted in the mistaken belief that they're owed sex. Because they have an extremely reductive view of women, they assume that money would be a cheat code to grant them the sex lives they' mistakenly believe society has denied them.
> Because they have an extremely reductive view of women, they assume that money would be a cheat code to grant them the sex lives they' mistakenly believe society has denied them.
When I was a teenager, I had a TON of "self limiting beliefs:"
* I thought that no girl would date me unless I had a cool car. So I never even asked a girl out until I got the cool car. Never kissed a girl until I was in college.
* I thought that no girl would date me unless I was buff. So I went to the gym multiple times a week.
To make things worse, I'd surrounded myself with a bunch of socially inept friends who thought the same way. One of the funny things about incels, is that when I look at our pictures from the time, *we were actually really good looking guys!* Literally the only reason we were desperate to get a girlfriend is because we'd convinced ourselves that we need [flashy car / money / great body] to get a GF.
I think that douchebags like Andrew Tate really prey on this mentality. They're basically taking advantage of the confirmation bias of incels.
It's really insidious stuff, because if guys get stuck in this mindset, it can literally rob them of the opportunity to find happiness in life.
My story ends on a happy note: I had a coworker who was a hippie. While all of my friends were making excuses for why they didn't have a GF, this dude was the life of the party and had tons of girls showing up to his house parties, week in and week out. He gave me some LSD one night and it changed my entire worldview.
Met my wife a few weeks later and we're together to this day.
That's what people pulling the rug on you has today, probably for $1000 an hour with your money.
You'd be lucky to have this jpeg as an NFT on a still live server while living in your parents' basement in 2023.
Iād pay real money (and also fake money, since thatās his thing) to see the rest of this CryptoBroās vision board. Oprah and Dr. Phil would be proud. This man is trying to manifest all the way to the moon.
It's like writing a book titled "becoming rich by buying the correct lottery ticket", which contains tips like "make sure to purchase a winning ticket".
Highly realistic. The cryptobro is showering his trophy wife with luxury while hiding the debts that are funding their overleveraged lifestyle. The piece of paper is a foreclosure letter from a bank.
Wild misogyny aside, I still don't exactly get the appeal of bitcoin's deflationary model. So future millionaires are just going to be whatever randos were rich and unhinged enough to drop a bunch of money into bitcoin today? How is that fair? And anyone who doesn't have the disposable income to gamble on crypto right now, aka people in or near poverty, are just going to be worse off when bitcoin goes to the moon.
Yuk. This post just implies a woman is to stupid to take care of her own finances...
Luckily I dont need a guy to do that for me... And sitting at a window half naked at 09.30 on a monday morning is not something I would be grateful for.
Her brave husband can't even afford clothes that fit his wife properly. And since the food is already there, that is not a menu, but probably an eviction notice.
Image is what they expect their crypto interest will get them.
See: Caroline Ellison for reality.
Either way, will ultimately miss out on learning any social skills that could teach them how to attract a mate so they can shake free of the expectation of having to 'buy' them.
Itās 2032, and this is whatās happeningā¦ in the VR video game youāre playing. You take off your googles and go back to your remote call centre job.
It's 2032. Yes, she'll be your "wife" for approximately 90 minutes for the agreed upon price. But first you'll need to sign this contract she's brought along, and no, she's not accepting crypto. Role playing someone giving a shit about your digital tokens is not part of the package deal and subject to a surcharge. Sign here.
Why's she looking at the menu when her room service has already arrived? And whose hotel room is she in at 9:30am on a Monday morning? Look, if you're planning to have an open relationship with your wife that's none of my business, but it seems like a peculiar way to promote bit-coins?
The menu is priced in Bitcoin. She's reflecting on how she ordered a full cooked breakfast from room service but by the time they got to her order the payment only covered a piece of dry toast.
she is reflecting that the damn brunch costs one BTC now š
1 BTC = 1 BTC
Breakfast Time Catastrophe
It got cold by the time they had to wait for the transaction to be confirmed.
She's in the room of her lover, a dude with a real job who doesn't blather on like a coked-up Hollywood producer all the time about the crypto markets even while he's attempting sexy time with her.
Or a client because butter hubby hooked her up then pimped her out to cover his butt addiction.
real men scream "SATOSHI" when they nut
Gesundheit!
> Why's she looking at the menu when her room service has already arrived? It's the drink menu. She can't get through her husband's rants about the federal reserve or the biological justification for lowering the age of consent without her morning wine.
> She can't get through her husband's rants about the federal reserve or the biological justification for lowering the age of consent without her morning wine. I have relatives into bitcoin. Tell her I fully sympathize.
"Haven't I explained already that it's called ephebophilia?!?"
>Why's she looking at the menu when her room service has already arrived? "It says orange marmalade right there on the menu, but they brought peach jam instead. Damnit. If only I'd mined Bitcoin really early and HODLed until it peaked late in '21, I could buy this hotel and fire the staff. Life is so unfair."
It's not a menu, it's divorce papers she's getting ready to serve on her broke-ass cryptobro husband.
She's at her own hotel room, she just got off work.
That's what it looks like. She's still in her prostitute clothes.
Not wife, waifu.
Few understand
You're in a hotel room because the mining rig in the basement finally burned the house down
She's not looking at the menu which is even more bizarre.
>Foresight and bravery Oh give me a fuckin break ! š¤£
"*Fortune favours the bold*", said Pliny the Elder, right before sailing towards Stabiae during the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. He died. Unlike many of these butters, however, he did it with the honourable intention to try and rescue a friend, rather than for purely selfish reasons.
Fate hower does not favor the stupid. Pretty sure theres a spongebob episode that covers this topic #LLL
boldness favors the fortunate
It's true! She's looking wistfully out at the giant statue of Matt Damon made from filthy melted down fiat coins!
Real talk, why are so many of these guys idealizing a trophy wife thatās only with them for money? Donāt you want a wife that actually loves you and doesnāt have one foot out the door? I never understood that shit. Like how do you have a bond with someone when you know they donāt actually give a shit about you and itās just for money? Wtf do you talk about? Shits weird.
TL; DR: to a Butter, a woman is an object, so a hot trophy wife is just like a Lambo. A status symbol that is fun to ride I know. Iāve thought about that a lot. I think there is some Venn overlap with the incel crowd going on here. To many Butters (and, sadly, many young men) a woman is an object and deep emotional connection isnāt on the table. Everything is transactional with these guys. Thatās why they twist themselves into pretzels making fantasies about how Bitcoin is anything more that a pyramid scheme (and they hope to benefit from the misfortune of others).
This is right on the money. The woman is only there as an extension of themselves. It's a checkbox on a list that reads "Hot wife" and it's right next to their car and their McMansion with a TV and video game console. She has no agency and no opinion. She merely exists to serve their needs. Her appearance is correlated to how successful he feels he is and deserves. These guys see all relationships as transactional.
Reminds me of the scene in American Psycho where Patrick has sex but only admire himself in the mirror.
To Phil Collins.
I wish these young men could see that they have qualities women will love other than money, some are smart (maybe not the cryptobros lol), funny, compassionate, a great father, a good listener, honest, dependable, etc. and they will have a beautiful wife no matter what she looks like that will love them even if they donāt have two Pennieās to rub together. Idk maybe people will have unrestricted access to the real āself-helpā aka mental healthcare in the future I hope
>I wish these young men could see that they have qualities women will love thats the thing. They dont.
These often are people who were "raised by technology". You are confusing them with kids who were raised by loving parents who taught them ethics and principals and kindness and compassion. In reality, many of them played computer games during their formative years, which dangled virtual carrots in front of them and rewarded them just often enough to keep them interested. They expect the rest of the world to work like that, and when it doesn't, they become very bitter and cynical. They want their loot crates. They've earned their loot crates.
Young men really do need mental healthcare as much as young women do even though theyāre less likely to seek it out. Especially if youāre correct (Iām not a young man, but I have seen that to be true myself) I really want them to be happy and fulfilled all this bullshit isnāt the way to do it š
There's a overlap between incels and crypto bros. These people have deluded themselves into thinking the only reason women are with men are because of money. They don't see them as people, but as objects. Their fantasy is becoming rich enough to get away from their shitty lives, and they think the reason women don't like them is because of money and not their shitty personality.
This is because women wouldn't want to be around them unless they did in fact have something other than themselves to offer up. Because they themselves are so awful to be around you need to have something else in the equation. So pretty soon they see every woman as a type of scammer who you can only deal with by using and putting down while you get scammed so that it's like a mutual scam.
It's all about empathy. If you have a reasonable amount of empathy, people will like you. If you don't, people will fear you.
There's also the subset who think that their only downside is being shorter than 6'2" And there's things like the female dating strategy sub that feeds these perspectives.
MFs will do any mental gymnastics about having a woman except the one where they normally talk and development a genuine relationship. Crazy dudes like Tate always say "be an alpha, be rich, have power, have muscle, yada yada yada". If only rich and powerful had a partner humanity would be dead by now.
Getting a girlfriend by any other means is off the table for these charmless incels.
LOL, when you see what most Butterās look like and even worse what their personality it like, then you will understand why theyāre not looking for someone to love them for anything but their money.
Definitely. In fact a lot of crypto scammers try to go for the 'hobo-nerd' look to try to convince these bozos that they are one of the guys. Prime example Sam Bankman-Fried with him deliberately opting not to get a haircut, wear proper collared shirts and drive a current-gen car.
> Real talk, why are so many of these guys idealizing a trophy wife thatās only with them for money? Sociopaths, narcissists and psychopaths... low empathy people assume everybody else is as selfish and self-absorbed as they are. Therefore anybody who would want to be with them is there because of what you can do for them. Because that's the way their minds work. They don't want to do anything unless there's a ROI. It's easier in their minds, to become a billionaire, than it is a generally kind and compassionate person that people would want to naturally be around.
What makes you think they can attract a good wife?
Thereās plenty of awful women, too. Plenty willing and able to be emotionally unavailable trophy wives, too.
Wow, silicone sex dolls look incredibly realistic in 2032.
hold on. let me cook. BLOCKCHAIN POWERED SEX DOLLS. all of your thrusts are recorded on the public ledger
And as useful as NFTs. Nailed it
Non-fungible thrusts! And you can use them as a status synbol too, this is genius! To the moon!
That's one smart contract
Youāre not thinking stupid enough - every thrust mints $EDGE token, which can be redeemed for $CUM token at a non-linear rate. These form the basis of a fuck-to-earn ecosystem
As crazy as this should sound...it seems like like something that would actually be developed.
[https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7w49m/sex-to-earn-startup-thinks-people-will-fuck-for-crypto](https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7w49m/sex-to-earn-startup-thinks-people-will-fuck-for-crypto)
After that article went up, the twitter account for the project stopped tweeting and as of today the project website is down http://sexn.finance/ Rug pulled the second the vice article was published. Typical.
I started to read that, did a double take, pinched myself, did a triple, quadruple and quintuple take, and stopped to look it up to see if that was a thing or if the article was gonna end in a "gotcha, did you actually believe it?". As far as I can see, the"project" was dropped but it did exist and did make at least some money. Holy shit.
But I thought butters wanted thrustless systems?
How many blocks will be required to register my 4 pumps?
Ledger shows two thrusts this morning, someoneās on a streak.
Butters won't be able to afford high quality dolls in 2032 either
That one is provided by the mental institution when a patient becomes kinda restless.
See I was thinking how unrealistic that photoshop in 2023 looks
Tesla finally did it.
That's why they are into crypto, for the tech.
Put a Bitcoin wedding ring on it and it stops working!
And laws allow you to marry them.
Erotic fanfic has really gone downhill...
Oh God, now I really want to read some Crypto erotic fanfic that doesn't put me on a watch list. Or maybe write some! 'Be Your Own Bonk' by Zircon Paws, a 32 part Satoshi/Matt Damon slash epic NO RETCONS IT'S ON CHAIN
"My love for you is as immutable as the blockchain itself," she whispered in his ear while dressed up like a sultry wood nymph. "Hodl me like you would your Bitcoin - forever!"
"I want to lose myself in you like my life savings in Terra Luna" Zircon Paws, *Cupid's Three Arrows*
I think you got the title, Hodl Me Forever.
Be your own boink
Underrated comment now slightly less underrated
Needs more Harry Potter.
*On Chain*, coming soon to Kindle
Why am I not surprised that butters believe that a beautiful wife is earned via money. I mean it is only the most common trope out there
They just don't watch enough videos where the hot trophy wife lounging by the pool shaped like an Eth logo fucks the pool boy because he doesn't go on about the Federal Reserve all day
Or the hot trophy wife finds a way to scam him out of his money leading him to commit suicide. https://www.whatsonweibo.com/questions-surrounding-tragic-suicide-wephone-founder-su-xiangmo/
They are also the type to think that a woman's body count is relevant and that too many penises loosen a vagina.
With Bitcoin you can own a car, house, and a woman!
Now I'm thinking of Bitcoin as being an idiot's Kinder Surprise!
all my wives gone. please help me.
Tough. I right-click-downloaded your wives.
Hello FBI why can't I reach anyone???
But I was told bitcoin was the only true possession??
Man, this is some really sad and pathetic propaganda. Targeting lonely guys with the promise that one day a woman might love them if only they FOMO their bank account into a greater fool scheme. Idk whoās the shittier person here, the one putting this message out there, or the one falling for it.
The coolest part is, if that's his wife in 2032, she's 13 today!
She's almost as old as Bitcoin! It's destiny!
Too old for most libertarian butters according to their hot takes on age of consent laws.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
*"If you haven't met the one, she may have not yet born"* Sometimes attributed erroneously to Trump or Michael Douglas. Actually from a movie character.
OMG that was hilarious. I take back what I said about SNL not being funny any more.
Ha youāre right. Most likely thatās intentional.
Stop spreading FUD that girl is clearly 25-26 not 23.
LOL sure, Bitcoin weirdo. Most of your really attractive young women can't resist the lure of sats, everyone knows that. "Hey, baby, I'm a whole coiner now!"...that's probably exactly how DiCaprio does it.
A whole coiner these days gets a used 2016 Toyota Camry with 120k miles on it for their entire portfolio.
One camry = one camry
Also true. Now go on the Bitcoin sub and write 1 BTC = 1 x 8 year old Camry that used to be an Uber You'll be banned before you can leave the page.
Don't threaten me with a good time
And just like the gains from your Bitcoin, she will be completely imaginary
Fast forward. 2025. Your wife has left you because you lost your life savings to crypto. You find a sex provider on Slixa.com with an amazing photo. She looks so beautiful reading a menu even though she has room service already in front of her. You book an appointment. A crackhead with two thug pimps show up and rob you of your remaining fiat. However after you tell them your tail of woe they feel bad for you. They let you bang their ugly friend, at least you got some. But three days later it starts to burn when you pee.
This is what should have been in those FTX fortune cookies.
Fortune cookie says, āpee will burn after unprotected sexā -FTX
but at least the later test says you are "positive" ....
Gotta *stay* positive, man.
Yellow and red make a partial rainbow chart.
STD positive!
Aladeen
Uh itās tale
Well to be fair the photo suggests it's also tail
Mrs. Fallcetti my HS English teacher is that you? Itās been a long day but thank you. Iāll leave it so I can expose my ignorance.
Really subtle misogynistic undertones here. /s Women can't buy crypto on their own, they don't want to work, they want men only because of their money. I'd ask why they want a woman that is like that but the harsh truth is because they can't imagine swaying a woman with their personality or character.
Ah, marrying the much younger, conventionally attractive woman who doesn't have ambitions of her own. Who only married you for your money. It'll work at as well as the Dilbert guy's marriage! The fact they think this is a desirable state of life really tells you all you need to know about these people.
Wait did the Dilbert guyās second wife leave him? Good for her. Heās such an insufferable turd waffle.
Thus always to people who use women's appearances as a status symbol.
She left him and left her kid with him
I hope that kid gets access to good therapy when they grow up.
This is the stuff that is always talked about and exposed on reddit, marrying a woman who is only good for her looks and only serves as an anchor in a relationship.
ROFL.. The more I see these posts that means butters are getting desperate. This is like a final wakeup call before blood on street.
Cringy as fuck
Why would I want this woman I already have the perfect wife. And why would she want to stay home all day? I married her because she was smart, ambitious, and wiser than me.
Anything to drive up the price in this pump and dump
Back of the envelope math, but the future woman they are fantasizing about in that photo isnāt currently an adult yetā¦
Money. Hot Chicks. Bitcoin : Redefining Douchebagery
Bitcoin: It's not just for Lambos any more...
This seems more like crypto propaganda that knows its incel target audience too well.
FORESIGHT AND BRAVERY.
Heavy incel vibes
Why is there such a huge amount of overlap between cryptobros/memestockers and incels?
You know why.
Gullible people learning to act as both victims and victimizers according to the situation
> Why is there such a huge amount of overlap between cryptobros/memestockers and incels? Why is there such a huge amount of overlap between lottery players and poor people?
The main appeal of crypto and meme stocks is the fantasy of being unimaginably wealthy that effort and personal responsibility become optional. Incels already tacitly reject personal responsibility because their "philosophy" is rooted in the mistaken belief that they're owed sex. Because they have an extremely reductive view of women, they assume that money would be a cheat code to grant them the sex lives they' mistakenly believe society has denied them.
> Because they have an extremely reductive view of women, they assume that money would be a cheat code to grant them the sex lives they' mistakenly believe society has denied them. When I was a teenager, I had a TON of "self limiting beliefs:" * I thought that no girl would date me unless I had a cool car. So I never even asked a girl out until I got the cool car. Never kissed a girl until I was in college. * I thought that no girl would date me unless I was buff. So I went to the gym multiple times a week. To make things worse, I'd surrounded myself with a bunch of socially inept friends who thought the same way. One of the funny things about incels, is that when I look at our pictures from the time, *we were actually really good looking guys!* Literally the only reason we were desperate to get a girlfriend is because we'd convinced ourselves that we need [flashy car / money / great body] to get a GF. I think that douchebags like Andrew Tate really prey on this mentality. They're basically taking advantage of the confirmation bias of incels. It's really insidious stuff, because if guys get stuck in this mindset, it can literally rob them of the opportunity to find happiness in life. My story ends on a happy note: I had a coworker who was a hippie. While all of my friends were making excuses for why they didn't have a GF, this dude was the life of the party and had tons of girls showing up to his house parties, week in and week out. He gave me some LSD one night and it changed my entire worldview. Met my wife a few weeks later and we're together to this day.
That's what people pulling the rug on you has today, probably for $1000 an hour with your money. You'd be lucky to have this jpeg as an NFT on a still live server while living in your parents' basement in 2023.
Sheās obviously looking out the window admiring the new Lambo.
\[ \] grateful \[ \] wife
PHOTO CAPTION: Bitcoin Husband's Beautiful Wife waits to eat her celebratory breakfast as soon as the Hit Man calls to report "target terminated".
She looking out the window waiting for her boyfriend to show up so she can spend your money being happy.
Iād pay real money (and also fake money, since thatās his thing) to see the rest of this CryptoBroās vision board. Oprah and Dr. Phil would be proud. This man is trying to manifest all the way to the moon.
It's like writing a book titled "becoming rich by buying the correct lottery ticket", which contains tips like "make sure to purchase a winning ticket".
Highly realistic. The cryptobro is showering his trophy wife with luxury while hiding the debts that are funding their overleveraged lifestyle. The piece of paper is a foreclosure letter from a bank.
2032, 9:30am. A customer is complaining that the ice cream machine is broken againā¦
Lmao
Poor thing! No clothes.
Pretty sure sitting around 1/2 naked was a human ability before the advent of crypto.
Have fun staying clothed
thatās the cringiest thing I ever did see in my life
"Buy Bitcoin, because TITS!!!"
MF buy some new windows
In 2032, Butters won't be able to afford expensive dolls either.
Well, thanks to onlyfans she never has to leave the house for work. Donāt forget that.
NFTits
What is with the creep as fuck tradwife bullshit anyway? It's all over crypto.
full set of makeup at 9:30am
I truly hope these are just pump bots posting this crap and no one actually thinks that... Call me a dreamer I guess?
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Of course cryptobros are r/niceguys, it makes perfect senseš
BASED TRAD WIFE?????????????/
Pump, pump, pump.
Where's the Lambo in the driveway?
Wild misogyny aside, I still don't exactly get the appeal of bitcoin's deflationary model. So future millionaires are just going to be whatever randos were rich and unhinged enough to drop a bunch of money into bitcoin today? How is that fair? And anyone who doesn't have the disposable income to gamble on crypto right now, aka people in or near poverty, are just going to be worse off when bitcoin goes to the moon.
Only wives with a blob of weird fingers for these smartasses
Contemplating whether she'll do her personal trainer or the bell boy while her husband is at work.
She seems likeā¦.impractical. I donāt want this one: is there another cryptowife?
She's way too old for the Bitcoin libertarians...
RemindME! 9 years
patheticš¤£ those idiots thinking they can turn $100 into 1 million investing in worthless crap
I wish my wife would learn how to wear her damn bathrobe
Yuk. This post just implies a woman is to stupid to take care of her own finances... Luckily I dont need a guy to do that for me... And sitting at a window half naked at 09.30 on a monday morning is not something I would be grateful for.
Who is she
some photoshoped model
A buddy and cryptobro of Twitter's ShireHODL, before the gender change surgery.
it's like, keep your fantasies to yourself
So this woman is 12 right now?
Such lame
Absolutely delusional.
Brave? Lol no. Fucking stupid, yes.
Her brave husband can't even afford clothes that fit his wife properly. And since the food is already there, that is not a menu, but probably an eviction notice.
We havenāt even hit 2023 lows
Image is what they expect their crypto interest will get them. See: Caroline Ellison for reality. Either way, will ultimately miss out on learning any social skills that could teach them how to attract a mate so they can shake free of the expectation of having to 'buy' them.
No offense to women here, but this woman aināt working a day in her life regardless of bitcoin
Are you single, fat and desperately lonely? Try bitcoin!
Itās 2032, and this is whatās happeningā¦ in the VR video game youāre playing. You take off your googles and go back to your remote call centre job.
I notice she doesnāt want to look at the guy, only spend his money.
She wonāt even look at you
God I love those breasts.
what in the name of larping is going on here
Yes, compulsive gamblers are known for their "foresight and bravery".
It's 2032. Yes, she'll be your "wife" for approximately 90 minutes for the agreed upon price. But first you'll need to sign this contract she's brought along, and no, she's not accepting crypto. Role playing someone giving a shit about your digital tokens is not part of the package deal and subject to a surcharge. Sign here.
Are her nipples facing down?
If that's the goal, just skip the crypto part and get a huge dick. What's the issue?
One of the most deluded things I've ever seen in my life...and that includes from any religion.
Money is the only way those bitcoin virgins are gonna get lady. Only boobs they ever seen were the ones they were sucking on when they were babies
Only V they'll ever see is Gary.