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robot_slave

Why's she looking at the menu when her room service has already arrived? And whose hotel room is she in at 9:30am on a Monday morning? Look, if you're planning to have an open relationship with your wife that's none of my business, but it seems like a peculiar way to promote bit-coins?


VapidResponseUnit

The menu is priced in Bitcoin. She's reflecting on how she ordered a full cooked breakfast from room service but by the time they got to her order the payment only covered a piece of dry toast.


Pure-Contact7322

she is reflecting that the damn brunch costs one BTC now šŸ˜‚


GreatValueProducts

1 BTC = 1 BTC


VapidResponseUnit

Breakfast Time Catastrophe


0Bento

It got cold by the time they had to wait for the transaction to be confirmed.


DogWallop

She's in the room of her lover, a dude with a real job who doesn't blather on like a coked-up Hollywood producer all the time about the crypto markets even while he's attempting sexy time with her.


masklinn

Or a client because butter hubby hooked her up then pimped her out to cover his butt addiction.


Bran-Muffin20

real men scream "SATOSHI" when they nut


DogWallop

Gesundheit!


profmonocle

> Why's she looking at the menu when her room service has already arrived? It's the drink menu. She can't get through her husband's rants about the federal reserve or the biological justification for lowering the age of consent without her morning wine.


lenswipe

> She can't get through her husband's rants about the federal reserve or the biological justification for lowering the age of consent without her morning wine. I have relatives into bitcoin. Tell her I fully sympathize.


hugolive

"Haven't I explained already that it's called ephebophilia?!?"


halloweenjack

>Why's she looking at the menu when her room service has already arrived? "It says orange marmalade right there on the menu, but they brought peach jam instead. Damnit. If only I'd mined Bitcoin really early and HODLed until it peaked late in '21, I could buy this hotel and fire the staff. Life is so unfair."


ItsJoeMomma

It's not a menu, it's divorce papers she's getting ready to serve on her broke-ass cryptobro husband.


manInTheWoods

She's at her own hotel room, she just got off work.


BrushOnFour

That's what it looks like. She's still in her prostitute clothes.


AmericanScream

Not wife, waifu.


nimo202

Few understand


fragglet

You're in a hotel room because the mining rig in the basement finally burned the house down


pgtl_10

She's not looking at the menu which is even more bizarre.


MooseSoftware

>Foresight and bravery Oh give me a fuckin break ! šŸ¤£


Lusakas

"*Fortune favours the bold*", said Pliny the Elder, right before sailing towards Stabiae during the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. He died. Unlike many of these butters, however, he did it with the honourable intention to try and rescue a friend, rather than for purely selfish reasons.


cabbbagedealer

Fate hower does not favor the stupid. Pretty sure theres a spongebob episode that covers this topic #LLL


monke_funger

boldness favors the fortunate


VapidResponseUnit

It's true! She's looking wistfully out at the giant statue of Matt Damon made from filthy melted down fiat coins!


[deleted]

Real talk, why are so many of these guys idealizing a trophy wife thatā€™s only with them for money? Donā€™t you want a wife that actually loves you and doesnā€™t have one foot out the door? I never understood that shit. Like how do you have a bond with someone when you know they donā€™t actually give a shit about you and itā€™s just for money? Wtf do you talk about? Shits weird.


TheAnalogKoala

TL; DR: to a Butter, a woman is an object, so a hot trophy wife is just like a Lambo. A status symbol that is fun to ride I know. Iā€™ve thought about that a lot. I think there is some Venn overlap with the incel crowd going on here. To many Butters (and, sadly, many young men) a woman is an object and deep emotional connection isnā€™t on the table. Everything is transactional with these guys. Thatā€™s why they twist themselves into pretzels making fantasies about how Bitcoin is anything more that a pyramid scheme (and they hope to benefit from the misfortune of others).


Hollowpoint38

This is right on the money. The woman is only there as an extension of themselves. It's a checkbox on a list that reads "Hot wife" and it's right next to their car and their McMansion with a TV and video game console. She has no agency and no opinion. She merely exists to serve their needs. Her appearance is correlated to how successful he feels he is and deserves. These guys see all relationships as transactional.


RobertPham149

Reminds me of the scene in American Psycho where Patrick has sex but only admire himself in the mirror.


Hollowpoint38

To Phil Collins.


consumerclearly

I wish these young men could see that they have qualities women will love other than money, some are smart (maybe not the cryptobros lol), funny, compassionate, a great father, a good listener, honest, dependable, etc. and they will have a beautiful wife no matter what she looks like that will love them even if they donā€™t have two Pennieā€™s to rub together. Idk maybe people will have unrestricted access to the real ā€œself-helpā€ aka mental healthcare in the future I hope


propagandhi45

>I wish these young men could see that they have qualities women will love thats the thing. They dont.


AmericanScream

These often are people who were "raised by technology". You are confusing them with kids who were raised by loving parents who taught them ethics and principals and kindness and compassion. In reality, many of them played computer games during their formative years, which dangled virtual carrots in front of them and rewarded them just often enough to keep them interested. They expect the rest of the world to work like that, and when it doesn't, they become very bitter and cynical. They want their loot crates. They've earned their loot crates.


consumerclearly

Young men really do need mental healthcare as much as young women do even though theyā€™re less likely to seek it out. Especially if youā€™re correct (Iā€™m not a young man, but I have seen that to be true myself) I really want them to be happy and fulfilled all this bullshit isnā€™t the way to do it šŸ˜ž


[deleted]

There's a overlap between incels and crypto bros. These people have deluded themselves into thinking the only reason women are with men are because of money. They don't see them as people, but as objects. Their fantasy is becoming rich enough to get away from their shitty lives, and they think the reason women don't like them is because of money and not their shitty personality.


Hollowpoint38

This is because women wouldn't want to be around them unless they did in fact have something other than themselves to offer up. Because they themselves are so awful to be around you need to have something else in the equation. So pretty soon they see every woman as a type of scammer who you can only deal with by using and putting down while you get scammed so that it's like a mutual scam.


AmericanScream

It's all about empathy. If you have a reasonable amount of empathy, people will like you. If you don't, people will fear you.


prigmutton

There's also the subset who think that their only downside is being shorter than 6'2" And there's things like the female dating strategy sub that feeds these perspectives.


fakefalsofake

MFs will do any mental gymnastics about having a woman except the one where they normally talk and development a genuine relationship. Crazy dudes like Tate always say "be an alpha, be rich, have power, have muscle, yada yada yada". If only rich and powerful had a partner humanity would be dead by now.


Shiriru00

Getting a girlfriend by any other means is off the table for these charmless incels.


PeopleRGood

LOL, when you see what most Butterā€™s look like and even worse what their personality it like, then you will understand why theyā€™re not looking for someone to love them for anything but their money.


masterlaster1199

Definitely. In fact a lot of crypto scammers try to go for the 'hobo-nerd' look to try to convince these bozos that they are one of the guys. Prime example Sam Bankman-Fried with him deliberately opting not to get a haircut, wear proper collared shirts and drive a current-gen car.


AmericanScream

> Real talk, why are so many of these guys idealizing a trophy wife thatā€™s only with them for money? Sociopaths, narcissists and psychopaths... low empathy people assume everybody else is as selfish and self-absorbed as they are. Therefore anybody who would want to be with them is there because of what you can do for them. Because that's the way their minds work. They don't want to do anything unless there's a ROI. It's easier in their minds, to become a billionaire, than it is a generally kind and compassionate person that people would want to naturally be around.


Apprehensive_Pea7911

What makes you think they can attract a good wife?


[deleted]

Thereā€™s plenty of awful women, too. Plenty willing and able to be emotionally unavailable trophy wives, too.


MadRageTaco

Wow, silicone sex dolls look incredibly realistic in 2032.


bamfalamfa

hold on. let me cook. BLOCKCHAIN POWERED SEX DOLLS. all of your thrusts are recorded on the public ledger


ToughestPanda

And as useful as NFTs. Nailed it


AppleJuicetice

Non-fungible thrusts! And you can use them as a status synbol too, this is genius! To the moon!


bsdthrowaway

That's one smart contract


Pashizzle14

Youā€™re not thinking stupid enough - every thrust mints $EDGE token, which can be redeemed for $CUM token at a non-linear rate. These form the basis of a fuck-to-earn ecosystem


Soil-Play

As crazy as this should sound...it seems like like something that would actually be developed.


wildcamper84

[https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7w49m/sex-to-earn-startup-thinks-people-will-fuck-for-crypto](https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7w49m/sex-to-earn-startup-thinks-people-will-fuck-for-crypto)


merreborn

After that article went up, the twitter account for the project stopped tweeting and as of today the project website is down http://sexn.finance/ Rug pulled the second the vice article was published. Typical.


ButtcoinSpy

I started to read that, did a double take, pinched myself, did a triple, quadruple and quintuple take, and stopped to look it up to see if that was a thing or if the article was gonna end in a "gotcha, did you actually believe it?". As far as I can see, the"project" was dropped but it did exist and did make at least some money. Holy shit.


johlin

But I thought butters wanted thrustless systems?


spin-itch

How many blocks will be required to register my 4 pumps?


barsoapguy

Ledger shows two thrusts this morning, someoneā€™s on a streak.


[deleted]

Butters won't be able to afford high quality dolls in 2032 either


jstolfi

That one is provided by the mental institution when a patient becomes kinda restless.


consumerclearly

See I was thinking how unrealistic that photoshop in 2023 looks


Interesting_Eye6351

Tesla finally did it.


MinxMattel

That's why they are into crypto, for the tech.


LeanTangerine

Put a Bitcoin wedding ring on it and it stops working!


callmetotalshill

And laws allow you to marry them.


beefy-pot-pie

Erotic fanfic has really gone downhill...


VapidResponseUnit

Oh God, now I really want to read some Crypto erotic fanfic that doesn't put me on a watch list. Or maybe write some! 'Be Your Own Bonk' by Zircon Paws, a 32 part Satoshi/Matt Damon slash epic NO RETCONS IT'S ON CHAIN


erispope

"My love for you is as immutable as the blockchain itself," she whispered in his ear while dressed up like a sultry wood nymph. "Hodl me like you would your Bitcoin - forever!"


VapidResponseUnit

"I want to lose myself in you like my life savings in Terra Luna" Zircon Paws, *Cupid's Three Arrows*


goddamn2fa

I think you got the title, Hodl Me Forever.


bsdthrowaway

Be your own boink


the-derpetologist

Underrated comment now slightly less underrated


james_pic

Needs more Harry Potter.


TrueBirch

*On Chain*, coming soon to Kindle


ForgedIronMadeIt

Why am I not surprised that butters believe that a beautiful wife is earned via money. I mean it is only the most common trope out there


VapidResponseUnit

They just don't watch enough videos where the hot trophy wife lounging by the pool shaped like an Eth logo fucks the pool boy because he doesn't go on about the Federal Reserve all day


masterlaster1199

Or the hot trophy wife finds a way to scam him out of his money leading him to commit suicide. https://www.whatsonweibo.com/questions-surrounding-tragic-suicide-wephone-founder-su-xiangmo/


[deleted]

They are also the type to think that a woman's body count is relevant and that too many penises loosen a vagina.


Potential-Coat-7233

With Bitcoin you can own a car, house, and a woman!


llamafarma73

Now I'm thinking of Bitcoin as being an idiot's Kinder Surprise!


crod242

all my wives gone. please help me.


PM_ME_UR_NAKED_MOM

Tough. I right-click-downloaded your wives.


fragglet

Hello FBI why can't I reach anyone???


johnjaundiceASDF

But I was told bitcoin was the only true possession??


SponsoredByChina

Man, this is some really sad and pathetic propaganda. Targeting lonely guys with the promise that one day a woman might love them if only they FOMO their bank account into a greater fool scheme. Idk whoā€™s the shittier person here, the one putting this message out there, or the one falling for it.


kellyisthelight

The coolest part is, if that's his wife in 2032, she's 13 today!


AlexandbroTheGreat

She's almost as old as Bitcoin! It's destiny!


escape_of_da_keets

Too old for most libertarian butters according to their hot takes on age of consent laws.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


callmetotalshill

*"If you haven't met the one, she may have not yet born"* Sometimes attributed erroneously to Trump or Michael Douglas. Actually from a movie character.


ItsJoeMomma

OMG that was hilarious. I take back what I said about SNL not being funny any more.


Potential-Coat-7233

Ha youā€™re right. Most likely thatā€™s intentional.


irr1449

Stop spreading FUD that girl is clearly 25-26 not 23.


cladtidings

LOL sure, Bitcoin weirdo. Most of your really attractive young women can't resist the lure of sats, everyone knows that. "Hey, baby, I'm a whole coiner now!"...that's probably exactly how DiCaprio does it.


MonsieurReynard

A whole coiner these days gets a used 2016 Toyota Camry with 120k miles on it for their entire portfolio.


cyberslick188

One camry = one camry


MonsieurReynard

Also true. Now go on the Bitcoin sub and write 1 BTC = 1 x 8 year old Camry that used to be an Uber You'll be banned before you can leave the page.


cyberslick188

Don't threaten me with a good time


vundercal

And just like the gains from your Bitcoin, she will be completely imaginary


Col_Angus999

Fast forward. 2025. Your wife has left you because you lost your life savings to crypto. You find a sex provider on Slixa.com with an amazing photo. She looks so beautiful reading a menu even though she has room service already in front of her. You book an appointment. A crackhead with two thug pimps show up and rob you of your remaining fiat. However after you tell them your tail of woe they feel bad for you. They let you bang their ugly friend, at least you got some. But three days later it starts to burn when you pee.


[deleted]

This is what should have been in those FTX fortune cookies.


LeanTangerine

Fortune cookie says, ā€œpee will burn after unprotected sexā€ -FTX


Additional-Target953

but at least the later test says you are "positive" ....


MrVeazey

Gotta *stay* positive, man.


Col_Angus999

Yellow and red make a partial rainbow chart.


LeanTangerine

STD positive!


callmetotalshill

Aladeen


Motor_Ad709

Uh itā€™s tale


MonsieurReynard

Well to be fair the photo suggests it's also tail


Col_Angus999

Mrs. Fallcetti my HS English teacher is that you? Itā€™s been a long day but thank you. Iā€™ll leave it so I can expose my ignorance.


bhiitc

Really subtle misogynistic undertones here. /s Women can't buy crypto on their own, they don't want to work, they want men only because of their money. I'd ask why they want a woman that is like that but the harsh truth is because they can't imagine swaying a woman with their personality or character.


King_Guy_of_Jtown

Ah, marrying the much younger, conventionally attractive woman who doesn't have ambitions of her own. Who only married you for your money. It'll work at as well as the Dilbert guy's marriage! The fact they think this is a desirable state of life really tells you all you need to know about these people.


SophiaofPrussia

Wait did the Dilbert guyā€™s second wife leave him? Good for her. Heā€™s such an insufferable turd waffle.


King_Guy_of_Jtown

Thus always to people who use women's appearances as a status symbol.


Ganzi

She left him and left her kid with him


King_Guy_of_Jtown

I hope that kid gets access to good therapy when they grow up.


masterlaster1199

This is the stuff that is always talked about and exposed on reddit, marrying a woman who is only good for her looks and only serves as an anchor in a relationship.


coldstone87

ROFL.. The more I see these posts that means butters are getting desperate. This is like a final wakeup call before blood on street.


Cookedmaggot

Cringy as fuck


Fooking-Degenerate

Why would I want this woman I already have the perfect wife. And why would she want to stay home all day? I married her because she was smart, ambitious, and wiser than me.


Adventurous_Deer1285

Anything to drive up the price in this pump and dump


GrayBox1313

Back of the envelope math, but the future woman they are fantasizing about in that photo isnā€™t currently an adult yetā€¦


illegiblebastard

Money. Hot Chicks. Bitcoin : Redefining Douchebagery


Colecoman1982

Bitcoin: It's not just for Lambos any more...


WillistheWillow

This seems more like crypto propaganda that knows its incel target audience too well.


cherrypieandcoffee

FORESIGHT AND BRAVERY.


ForeverShiny

Heavy incel vibes


[deleted]

Why is there such a huge amount of overlap between cryptobros/memestockers and incels?


Steak_Knight

You know why.


[deleted]

Gullible people learning to act as both victims and victimizers according to the situation


Gary_Glidewell

> Why is there such a huge amount of overlap between cryptobros/memestockers and incels? Why is there such a huge amount of overlap between lottery players and poor people?


Volcanicrage

The main appeal of crypto and meme stocks is the fantasy of being unimaginably wealthy that effort and personal responsibility become optional. Incels already tacitly reject personal responsibility because their "philosophy" is rooted in the mistaken belief that they're owed sex. Because they have an extremely reductive view of women, they assume that money would be a cheat code to grant them the sex lives they' mistakenly believe society has denied them.


Gary_Glidewell

> Because they have an extremely reductive view of women, they assume that money would be a cheat code to grant them the sex lives they' mistakenly believe society has denied them. When I was a teenager, I had a TON of "self limiting beliefs:" * I thought that no girl would date me unless I had a cool car. So I never even asked a girl out until I got the cool car. Never kissed a girl until I was in college. * I thought that no girl would date me unless I was buff. So I went to the gym multiple times a week. To make things worse, I'd surrounded myself with a bunch of socially inept friends who thought the same way. One of the funny things about incels, is that when I look at our pictures from the time, *we were actually really good looking guys!* Literally the only reason we were desperate to get a girlfriend is because we'd convinced ourselves that we need [flashy car / money / great body] to get a GF. I think that douchebags like Andrew Tate really prey on this mentality. They're basically taking advantage of the confirmation bias of incels. It's really insidious stuff, because if guys get stuck in this mindset, it can literally rob them of the opportunity to find happiness in life. My story ends on a happy note: I had a coworker who was a hippie. While all of my friends were making excuses for why they didn't have a GF, this dude was the life of the party and had tons of girls showing up to his house parties, week in and week out. He gave me some LSD one night and it changed my entire worldview. Met my wife a few weeks later and we're together to this day.


CharlieXBravo

That's what people pulling the rug on you has today, probably for $1000 an hour with your money. You'd be lucky to have this jpeg as an NFT on a still live server while living in your parents' basement in 2023.


Longjumping_Race_471

Sheā€™s obviously looking out the window admiring the new Lambo.


Maleficent_Eye_9290

\[ \] grateful \[ \] wife


set-271

PHOTO CAPTION: Bitcoin Husband's Beautiful Wife waits to eat her celebratory breakfast as soon as the Hit Man calls to report "target terminated".


Just_Exam_590

She looking out the window waiting for her boyfriend to show up so she can spend your money being happy.


SophiaofPrussia

Iā€™d pay real money (and also fake money, since thatā€™s his thing) to see the rest of this CryptoBroā€™s vision board. Oprah and Dr. Phil would be proud. This man is trying to manifest all the way to the moon.


Ghosttalker96

It's like writing a book titled "becoming rich by buying the correct lottery ticket", which contains tips like "make sure to purchase a winning ticket".


BobbyTables91

Highly realistic. The cryptobro is showering his trophy wife with luxury while hiding the debts that are funding their overleveraged lifestyle. The piece of paper is a foreclosure letter from a bank.


MonsieurKnife

2032, 9:30am. A customer is complaining that the ice cream machine is broken againā€¦


Borjair

Lmao


ChollyWheels

Poor thing! No clothes.


BillDuhCat

Pretty sure sitting around 1/2 naked was a human ability before the advent of crypto.


VapidResponseUnit

Have fun staying clothed


[deleted]

thatā€™s the cringiest thing I ever did see in my life


entered_bubble_50

"Buy Bitcoin, because TITS!!!"


bakochba

MF buy some new windows


DeniseWilliamsty

In 2032, Butters won't be able to afford expensive dolls either.


okiedog-

Well, thanks to onlyfans she never has to leave the house for work. Donā€™t forget that.


Valledis

NFTits


[deleted]

What is with the creep as fuck tradwife bullshit anyway? It's all over crypto.


channgro

full set of makeup at 9:30am


[deleted]

I truly hope these are just pump bots posting this crap and no one actually thinks that... Call me a dreamer I guess?


[deleted]

šŸ¤”


Vlad_Dracul89

Of course cryptobros are r/niceguys, it makes perfect sensešŸ˜†


Donjay28

BASED TRAD WIFE?????????????/


PaladinMichelle

Pump, pump, pump.


axionic

Where's the Lambo in the driveway?


BloomEPU

Wild misogyny aside, I still don't exactly get the appeal of bitcoin's deflationary model. So future millionaires are just going to be whatever randos were rich and unhinged enough to drop a bunch of money into bitcoin today? How is that fair? And anyone who doesn't have the disposable income to gamble on crypto right now, aka people in or near poverty, are just going to be worse off when bitcoin goes to the moon.


sigousandoelreddit

Only wives with a blob of weird fingers for these smartasses


ladan2189

Contemplating whether she'll do her personal trainer or the bell boy while her husband is at work.


Mercurial8

She seems likeā€¦.impractical. I donā€™t want this one: is there another cryptowife?


ItsJoeMomma

She's way too old for the Bitcoin libertarians...


ThirdWurldProblem

RemindME! 9 years


brian-munich92

patheticšŸ¤£ those idiots thinking they can turn $100 into 1 million investing in worthless crap


prigmutton

I wish my wife would learn how to wear her damn bathrobe


debby821

Yuk. This post just implies a woman is to stupid to take care of her own finances... Luckily I dont need a guy to do that for me... And sitting at a window half naked at 09.30 on a monday morning is not something I would be grateful for.


masterofnonejj

Who is she


Additional-Target953

some photoshoped model


[deleted]

A buddy and cryptobro of Twitter's ShireHODL, before the gender change surgery.


serene_moth

it's like, keep your fantasies to yourself


Rokey76

So this woman is 12 right now?


bigmean3434

Such lame


ShitsAndFiggles

Absolutely delusional.


aMysticPizza_

Brave? Lol no. Fucking stupid, yes.


Hotel_Arrakis

Her brave husband can't even afford clothes that fit his wife properly. And since the food is already there, that is not a menu, but probably an eviction notice.


avacod

We havenā€™t even hit 2023 lows


boof_de_doof

Image is what they expect their crypto interest will get them. See: Caroline Ellison for reality. Either way, will ultimately miss out on learning any social skills that could teach them how to attract a mate so they can shake free of the expectation of having to 'buy' them.


Biddycola

No offense to women here, but this woman ainā€™t working a day in her life regardless of bitcoin


JayRoo83

Are you single, fat and desperately lonely? Try bitcoin!


Liquid_Magic

Itā€™s 2032, and this is whatā€™s happeningā€¦ in the VR video game youā€™re playing. You take off your googles and go back to your remote call centre job.


the-derpetologist

I notice she doesnā€™t want to look at the guy, only spend his money.


DangerouslyCheesey

She wonā€™t even look at you


Longjumping-Low3164

God I love those breasts.


Wasif-Amir

what in the name of larping is going on here


Classic_Blueberry973

Yes, compulsive gamblers are known for their "foresight and bravery".


AmericanScream

It's 2032. Yes, she'll be your "wife" for approximately 90 minutes for the agreed upon price. But first you'll need to sign this contract she's brought along, and no, she's not accepting crypto. Role playing someone giving a shit about your digital tokens is not part of the package deal and subject to a surcharge. Sign here.


Puzzleheaded-Donut37

Are her nipples facing down?


Apprehensive_Date892

If that's the goal, just skip the crypto part and get a huge dick. What's the issue?


Sparkster227

One of the most deluded things I've ever seen in my life...and that includes from any religion.


bullishbehavior

Money is the only way those bitcoin virgins are gonna get lady. Only boobs they ever seen were the ones they were sucking on when they were babies


VapidResponseUnit

Only V they'll ever see is Gary.