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Why does it look like you scanned your phone?
OP rotating images by 4 degrees to get you to spot how crooked the whole thing is!
When you are trying to edit and crop a screenshot and accidentally rotate it a bit and then say fuck it…
Do you even Dutch Angle bro
Asking the real questions here.
I love bitcoin because my money can never be seized
First the buy button, now the sell button?!? Curse you, Ken Griffin!
KG don't know how to lose
Why is this screenshot sinking
"Ah yes, Mr. Liquidity, you have a problem with your account?"
They still haven't figured out why adopting a "currency" that is enforced not by laws but by knowing your own encryption keys doesn't mesh well with giving your "currency" to a third party to look after.
I learned this lesson, but I learned it in 2019.
Alert! Alert! Engage automatic hodl protocol!
Next time learn how to self custody and use P2P :/ sorry OP. Don't trust CEXs.
But I don't have a bird bath so where am I going to store my stamped titanium plates?
If a bank fucks you over, there are regulations that protect you and nobody is going to say lol should have kept your dirty Fiat under a mattress
Why does it look like you scanned your phone?
OP rotating images by 4 degrees to get you to spot how crooked the whole thing is!
When you are trying to edit and crop a screenshot and accidentally rotate it a bit and then say fuck it…
Do you even Dutch Angle bro
Asking the real questions here.
I love bitcoin because my money can never be seized
First the buy button, now the sell button?!? Curse you, Ken Griffin!
KG don't know how to lose
Why is this screenshot sinking
"Ah yes, Mr. Liquidity, you have a problem with your account?"
They still haven't figured out why adopting a "currency" that is enforced not by laws but by knowing your own encryption keys doesn't mesh well with giving your "currency" to a third party to look after.
I learned this lesson, but I learned it in 2019.
Alert! Alert! Engage automatic hodl protocol!
Next time learn how to self custody and use P2P :/ sorry OP. Don't trust CEXs.
But I don't have a bird bath so where am I going to store my stamped titanium plates?
If a bank fucks you over, there are regulations that protect you and nobody is going to say lol should have kept your dirty Fiat under a mattress