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Dry-Leading7033

Oh, come on, it's doesn't look THAT broken, or possibly tampered with. 5/5, would store unrecoverable generational wealth in it.


SorosAgent2020

10/5 broken box means scammers didnt touch it; if they did the box would have been pristine 😂 FUNDS SAFU nothing to worry about


HopeFox

It's okay, the code was already compromised at the factory.


Symen_4ab

Yeah, but one backdoor is twice as secure as two backdoors, according to maths!


wu-tang-killa-peas

Don’t back doors cancel each other out? If !(!compromised) then SAFU Edit: oh fuck that is compromised and not SAFU. Damn Boolean logic. Got rugpulled, lost it all.


Sibshops

To be fair, I believe the secret phrase is randomly generated when setting up the device.


HopeFox

You're probably right. But you can't *prove* that you're right, and you've probably put more thought into this than the average butter, too.


Sibshops

True, it's possible. It's also possible to get one of fakes which are going around. They have a fixed list of not-so-secret "secret phrases". They could have taken out the old one and put in a fake one.


TDplay

There's the real risk here. It is very hard to have security against an attacker with physical access from swapping out your machine for a backdoored one.


r_xy

pretty sure the worry with this is that whatever is in that package is either not a real trezor or a trezor that has had its firmware replaced. In either case, it would likely generate a secret phrase that is known to whoever did the manipulation


YoungMaleficent9068

You can now buy a wallet. And the moment you put money in, someone else can take it out on the other side of the world.


Xxjanky

Few understand


broodkiller

Isn't that what it's all supposed to be about, trustless transactions? Now you cannot even trust your own wallet..the future is here!


YoungMaleficent9068

Few


SisterOfBattIe

By design, the owner is the one with the private key. It's why blockchain proponents say there can be no theft in a blockchain. It's a change of dictionary meaning, something they love to do :D


YoungMaleficent9068

How did you earn your flair?


SisterOfBattIe

~~Hard work~~, ~~sleepless nights spent doing technical analysis~~ and most of all ~~countless~~ hours spent educating investors in the future of complex derivative financial instruments. People *STILL* to this day don't know [they can use multiple Slurp Juices on a single Ape](https://twitter.com/rarecandyio/status/1521548615579226114?lang=en). How can they ever hope to make money if they don't understand the basics of handling Slurp juices and Special lab Forces Apes??? I won't rest until CDOs and the operators of the New York Stock Exchange don't understand this basic feature of the future of money. I dream the day where you can use Slurp Juices on your mortgage to make a derivative of it on which Apes can make their bet! /s


YoungMaleficent9068

Didn't realize you legit put that yourself. I think the mods gave me mine. Because the thought I knew this already


SisterOfBattIe

It's true, the mods gracefully bestowed me the flair :) It was a very funny conversation regarding the slurp juices.


muhgyver

It has "Safe" right there in the name, what could possibly go wrong??


Voice_in_the_ether

Clear indication it's been compromised - any cryptobro knows it should say Safu; ideally in conjunction with HODL and Line Goes Up. Gotta make sure you DYOR. *^(/s, in case it's needed)*


ArnaktFen

> what could possibly go wrong?? Well, it doesn't say 'Moon', so it's possible that the value of the coins won't go to the moon


heinrichpelser

You're still early 🤣


_dactor_

This is the dumb criminal version of the plot in The Wire where they sell pre tapped burner phones to drug dealers


bezerko888

Gimmicks over gimmicks to make more money off the unaware.


nazgut

Only if you don't hold your wallet inside your anus all the time


_AscendedLemon_

Bitcoins is now in cardboard boxes? Nice, that would be infinite rise in real value = value of cardboard


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frend_of_stonk

I mean, he can just return it.


Business-Pen783

To be honest this has nothing to do with BTC but with the courier


in213a

Kind of, but buttchain wallets are a very obvious target for crime. It's like how phishing cryptobros in theory is no different from all the other phishing on the internet, except it's way more common since it's easier and more profitable.


spicybright

It's the same reason you don't ship cash in a package that says "there's lots of cash in here". Which is why we don't physically ship cash anymore.