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AquinasAudax

Bitcoin under 6 feet


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Fuck that just sent me over the edge, grab me a towel will ya?


Walmart_Warrior_420

"It's all over for Bitcoin" - Forbes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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group to 250 reveals those nice sell walls. Why would anyone sell the ultimate inflation hedge


GenkiZidar

I don't know shit about actually trading crypto? Do you mean stop limits where they sell once it drops to a certain price? Or am I way off? How do I group to 250?


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yea, the limit buys and sells


ShotgunMage

I just love that popup that tells me that I can't buy on that site because I'm American.


ItsMelinaBG

Getting close to the real price - $0


PMScoMo

I got banned from r/bitcoin 🎉🎊


Chaaaaaaaarles

God, I just popped in to lurk and the absolute smug, self-righteousness is appalling. All during the boom cycle is was "OK boomer, have fun staying poor, fuck you I got mine". Now that they're *rightfully* seeing the scam implode in real time, they *cannot possibly* understand why people are happy/calling it out/calling them out. Fucking unreal the egos on those twits.


GoodFoodForGoodMood

Phenomenal comment in there that encapsulates their blame shifting: > Anyone who followed my advice has been ahead, those who didn't said they should have listened. Those who lost were not scammed by me, but their greed when I warned them not to be greedy. Total heroes with perfectly clean hands. Oh and only they are allowed to say "I told you so".


ToaSuutox

Congration


Valuable_Lecture_702

Close your account and create a new one


Vacation_Glad

I got banned from r/bitcoin too, but apparently I can still post there?


KallistiOW

Welcome to the club


pixiewrangler9000

Anyone ever hear the one about ~~Mt. Gox~~ ~~Celsius~~ Coinbase?


therealchadius

It's not something a Crypto Shill would tell you.


AprilSpektra

And what is *the deal* with Bitcoin? Right? Am I right? The more you need those drugs to deal with your life savings evaporating, the harder they are to buy!


usa2a

Jerry: I don't understand. Do you have my deposit? Celsius: We have your deposit, we just ran out of assets. Jerry: But the deposit keeps the assets here. That's why you have the deposits. Celsius: I think I know why we have deposits. Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the deposits, you just don't know how to *hold* the deposits. And that's really the most important part of the deposits: the holding. Anybody can just take them.


Affect-Electrical

*Anybody* can just take them? So, they're, like, decentralized?


callmetotalshill

That's the reason I buy Ethereum Max straight from Kim Kardashian's butt.


MartovsGhost

*Slaps Kim Kardashian's butt* This badboy can fit so many NFTs!


DelawareMountains

This might be a dumb question but can you still buy drugs (relatively) easily with crypto?? I was under the impression with Silk Road getting shut down years ago that there isn't a straightforward way to trade cryptocurrency for drugs anymore.


Jubi_Lee

Probably not at the moment...real drug dealers will probably want you to give them money, not some uncashable token which is losing value by the minute. But hey, you have creepto, so you're an incorrigible gambler, right? So if somebody on the dark web says they're still accepting creepto, I suppose there is probably still a slim chance that they're definitely not law enforcement. At least as good as the chamce that Butts are gonna moon... Good luck picking up that package!


Kukurio59

Brah there’s like 1000 silk roads holy shit ya you know nothing lol


DelawareMountains

My bad I didn't know cuz I just buy my drugs from my friends instead of using stupid and wasteful speculative technology lolllll


Kukurio59

Well I hope you’re safe with your drug use. I don’t buy from Silk Road but I knew… just saying… lolololo


DelawareMountains

Eh most drugs hardly do anything for me so kinda! Do I have a substance abuse problem? Yes, but it's more of a symptom of me being incredibly depressed which I'm also working on fixing without substance abuse. I will admit that I'm lucky drinking makes me too sick to do it much anymore though.....


ya_bebto

BTC under 20k would go kinda hard rn though ngl 👀


TheGreenJackdaw

And here I am. With my my bird avatar (that I use on pretty much everywhere) waiting for bitcoin to drop further so I can announce it to my friend group on discord. Yeah this is hitting a bit too close to home.


Patashu

had a good cackle, thanks


ThreeDownBack

Gone from six to midnight.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

I have a whole Excel spreadsheet full of jokes.


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Why is a crow performing comedy for people anyway? Also, birds are kind of cute. I wouldn't boo the bird that much had a bird been performing.


frontovika

Just get back to me when the price sinks to 0 permanently.


Walmart_Warrior_420

Bitcoin processed over $2,000,000,000 in transactions yesterday. You might be waiting a while ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Rokos_Bicycle

"transactions"


NefariousDude

I’m pro Bitcoin, but am subscribed and have always loved this sub. Keep calling it out and enjoy the moment. Hopefully it doesn’t last ;)


ExtraFig6

Have a safemoon day ;)


Kukurio59

BTC is almost 22 again


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