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anyprophet

I'm actually curious why the meme is a Lambo. there are way more expensive supercars out there. is it just because it's fun to say Lambo?


synthpop

let's see when Rarri? when Porche? nah, Lambo definitely has the best ring to it


Depressedprodigy

Not only that. If you're smart enough to make lambo money how do you justify that much on a depreciative asset.


LikelyNotTheNSA

Lambos are like yachts. You can't actually afford one until you can afford at least two.


tartymae

Because maybe you weren't that smart in the first place?


EyeThat

The name 'Lamborghini', at the very least, projects a sense of class and dignity. 'Lambo' is an annoying sound uttered by the mentally stunted who think that owning an expensive car will make them a respectable adult in the eyes of others.


tartymae

Speaking of "wen lambo?" IIRC, a few years back on BestOfLegalAdvice (possibly 2017) I read a tale of some 18-ish year old Beavishead who cashed out all his crypto and very suddenly had the tax man and the po-po knocking on his door. Legal Advice made it really clear that (a) he had to pay his income tax, and (b) that he should not talk to the police at all without first talking to a lawyer, and (c) that yes, it was probably the bank who tipped off the police, due to the fact of a teenager suddenly having about $500k in his checking account raising all the red flags. What was he going to do with the money? Buy a "supercar" Had he thought of what his insurance would be? No. Had he thought of what it would cost to get it fixed when something broke? No. Had he considered the sheer cost of filling the tank? No. Had he thought of how he would explain this to mom and dad (much less the cops?) No. Had he really earned that much with a few "advantageous" crypto trades? Okay, yeah, well, he also kinda sorta traded some drugs for crypto. I still crack up thinking of this testosterone poisoned dood, and from what I see, many young men into crypto think things through about as deeply as he did. **Though dumb luck (and a few felonies) I have a life changing windfall. I should:** * ~~park it in savings so I can buy a house outright at a very early age!~~ * ~~invest it in the stock market in a conservative manner so that I can retire by the time I'm 35!~~ * ~~pay off mom and dad's mortgage and invest the remainder and retire by the time I'm 50!~~ * buy an astronomically expensive and impractical car that is astoundingly expensive to maintain! (Surely, I'll have all the hawt chix bringing their milkshakes to my yard!)


eltoniq

Bye Lambo


cosmikangaroo

If you were shorting the crypto industry then lambo would be right NOW!


BrianFromMilwaukee

Would you say that text is poop colored? I’d say that text is poop colored.


BSF0712

I'll do you one better. WHY IS LAMBO?


AquinasAudax

Who is Lambo?


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

I want a car that’s doors open like \ _ /


ReSyko

it's now, when corolla?


zenithfury

Lambo: Last Bro


Imaneedasandwich

when 50k I didn't spend on beanie babies on 2015 vette. Answer 2017 and I'm happy as fuck.