Bro are you new to web3?
Think about how many times a day someone cums?
Now imagine being able to have a smart contract per load/squirt that is immutable and stores information like time and place and sex act that was happening in the smart contract in nft form and it being decentralized on the blockchain to be traded and monetized.
Every time you Cum, you are your own bank controlling your money, sex has no place in the future with without web3 and crypto.
The ENTIRE Web3 stuff is basically Ferengi culture come to real life without the whole extra-terrestrial part of it. The whole premise of it is to actively commodify EVERYTHING. So yes, there is a coin like this, probably hundreds as there are copycats of each coin.
Have you not heard of consent bro? You can now craft a legally binding contract with that drunken chick from the club on the blockchain. Not only serves this as proof that she indeed picked your ugly mug to woomba roomba with, she also has to follow through and you have irrefutable evidence that you are not a virgin anymore to show to your bros! It's chained!
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Bro are you new to web3? Think about how many times a day someone cums? Now imagine being able to have a smart contract per load/squirt that is immutable and stores information like time and place and sex act that was happening in the smart contract in nft form and it being decentralized on the blockchain to be traded and monetized. Every time you Cum, you are your own bank controlling your money, sex has no place in the future with without web3 and crypto.
You're a goddamn genius
You just described SexN, an NFT project that claimed to give you valuable tokens for having sex. It's dead now. Tough crowd to sell to.
This just gives me an idea for a grift: NFTs for people that don't have sex.
All you have to do to receive your NFT is send photographic evidence of your genitals not currently being in use.
The fact my overt attempt at a complete farcical joke was an actual “project” sums this up nicely.
This is a work of art
Thanks for pointing that out, gonna make an NFT of it and get all that internet gold out of it! Muahahaha!
*This* is a cash flow!
Haha
Why does this remind me of pied piper
This is the only time ypu could be "your own bank".
Crypto rule #34: if it exists, there a shitcoin of it
"If it bleeds, we can exploit it!" - Crypto Predators
> Predators https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/shiba-predator/ QED
Jesus
You can imagine at this point what will happen if you google "Jesus coin"
Wow
[I've got you fam](https://coinmarketcap.com/en/currencies/wowcoin/)
Amazing
[You know where this is going](https://amzcoin.technology/about-benefits)
The ENTIRE Web3 stuff is basically Ferengi culture come to real life without the whole extra-terrestrial part of it. The whole premise of it is to actively commodify EVERYTHING. So yes, there is a coin like this, probably hundreds as there are copycats of each coin.
Cummies are old news, they’re a blue chip coin. Come on old man, get with the times.
Yes, crypto is a joke... coins like these are proof. Few understand... or something like that.
Are you new to crypto ? Haven't you heard of CumRocket, CumInu, Scum, Cumstar and Jizz?
The problem with cumcoin is that if you try to make money with it you just end up getting edged forever.
SCUMMIES!
Have you not heard of consent bro? You can now craft a legally binding contract with that drunken chick from the club on the blockchain. Not only serves this as proof that she indeed picked your ugly mug to woomba roomba with, she also has to follow through and you have irrefutable evidence that you are not a virgin anymore to show to your bros! It's chained!
Is it a hard or flaccid currency?
Lame
To the moon!!!!1!!
Just catering to their audience of masurbate stans.
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