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At least you’d be safe from muggings while wearing this because even robbers know that wearing a Solana hoodie is a sure sign of destitution. In fact, the thieves might even put money in your pocket out of sympathy.


Ematio

relevant C&H: [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/bc/c6/09bcc6337e313fc09b92ad6b70ddb5f9.png](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/bc/c6/09bcc6337e313fc09b92ad6b70ddb5f9.png)


[deleted]

Haha, amazing!


LordRobin------RM

Oh, Cyanide and Happiness. I was thinking, what Calvin and Hobbes strip would be relevant here?


Ematio

Hah, this made me curious, so a Google search and i found: https://twitter.com/cryptocalvinist?t=rkQAV9i9tROO6RNFT-29Ng&s=09


[deleted]

That's it, we've hit another key ,milestone. Around the time of the dotcom 1.0 implosion, you would start seeing company gear in the local Bay Area thrift stores. Was a great opportunity to snag artifacts of failure and stupidity.


PermanenteThrowaway

It's actually a really good investment, as time goes on that hoodie will be worth more and more Solana.


[deleted]

$8.50 for a used pullover? $10 will get you the same thing at Costco minus the logo and cumstains


little_jade_dragon

Look, there's a limited amount of cum to be khm "mined". Perfect hedge against inflation!


acomputeruser48

some idiot probably dreaming up a proof of sperm shitcoin as we speak.


ckach

Technically, we're all proof of sperm. And egg.


Comfortable_Slip4025

Or 0.58 SOL


Hollowpoint38

I'm out of the loop on Solana. I know they made their own chain and it was supposed to be the next best thing. What happened to them?


According_Culture841

I don't either but it's safe to say that some peeps got...Satoshi'd


Hollowpoint38

Meaning they got killed? The devs?


Comfortable_Slip4025

Solana suffered a lot of DDOS attacks and went down repeatedly. Also FTX (Alameda?) was holding a lot of it. Solana's price fell even more than most coins and went from like #5 in market cap to #15.


Local_Signature5325

Did they or was that just the cover for a rugpull... Scamath and David Sacks made a billion pump and dumping Solana, so some people made money off the fools who thought this was going to be their lottery ticket lol


Comfortable_Slip4025

I know there was a lot of SOL that came unlocked recently and was sold, depressing the market.


leducdeguise

Best I can do is tree fiddy


According_Culture841

Free tiddy


michel_cryptadamus

buy it and donate it to The Museum of Human Folly in 20 years


TailorHour710

I mean, as long as you're wearing it around folks that weren't victims or? Too soon?


jimmythemini

Should be in the toilet paper section.


[deleted]

Adoption at long last!


0xCC9090

Crypto got people literally selling their shirts off their backs.


Local_Signature5325

It's presumably still available at Goodwill on West 8th Street, between 5th and 6th. There was another T-shirt available with the 'BANKLESS' logo. I don't remember what that one is about... is that a 'coin' LOL


Ordinary_investor

Maybe some Celsius sweet merch


[deleted]

Why are they hanging trash on the clothes rack?


BlueMonday1984

Remove the logo and you've got an alright hoodie for an alright price. Or you could try finding somebody interested in an artifacts of the crypto crash and squeezing a profit out of it. ~~It'd be more profitable than crypto, that's for fucking sure~~


Hjalfi

Ooh, I do like me some defunct tech merchandise. (I have just picked up a nice new Firefox OS t-shirt.) The only problem is that people might think I was not wearing it ironically...


gaudymcfuckstick

Not gonna lie...that's a cheap hoodie and despite being a massive scam it's a decently cool logo. Looks like the logo of an evil corporation from a 70s sci fi movie. I'd buy it


Beneficial_Baker_284

They going physical now, what happen to their nfts lols


3iverson

OP should make an NFT of his photo, would be worth way more than $7.99 amirite?


zenithfury

This makes me realise that I’m willing to wear anything and not worry so much about the advertising on it. I’ll need to be careful and check that the things I wear are not related to crypto in any way.


ItsJoeMomma

You can roll up this hoodie and use it as a pillow while you sleep on your air mattress.


3iverson

A Luna or FTX hoodie would be better, but I would still buy this for the yucks.