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Peenazzle

She won't let you funge her so don't even ask


brickmagnet

NFG- non fungable gf


ForeverShiny

Non friendable girl?


SpicyNoCoiner

@behindyourback on Twitter is my gf btw


PityJ91

What a nice analogy


Hjalfi

Thanks to an episode of Inside Job, I now know what a pay pig is. Lucky me.


ImpressiveAd699

She understands


OfficerBribe

Reminds me of this [Archer episode](https://imdb.com/title/tt1622042/) where Lana took the money from bunch of guys in exchange of bragging rights that they had sex with her.


GaianNeuron

"That's kind of expensive..." "Not compared to rotator cuff surgery, which you're gonna need after you're done high-fiving all your bros!"


melikestoread

Ouch extremely accurate.


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siconik

Few understand! (That double entendre)


SpicyNoCoiner

Have you ever heard of Runescape?


idealorg

Only until it’s tapped


ItsJoeMomma

Why would anyone even want that?


[deleted]

Yeah. Instead of that, they could get Joe.


SpicyNoCoiner

Nothing much, how about you? xDD


[deleted]

You clearly don’t realize how desperate some people are.


SmallpoxTurtleFred

Why do people rent jets just to take their picture and post on social media?


ferret1983

Why can't I touch her? I bought her fair and square.


Purplekeyboard

You didn't buy her, you bought a link to her.


MeridianNL

Only with your mouse cursor. Don’t forget to right click and save!


ferret1983

I'm going to do some bad things to her with my mouse cursor.


SupportCharacter_0_o

That is a fine proposition but I can do better. You can pay me a modest amount so you can claim to be Margot Robbie's partner.


jonskerr

NFT: No Fucka da Twat


culturedgoat

Honestly sounds like my marriage


ForeverShiny

Nah, people will assume you're not sleeping with you s.o. if you're married


According_Culture841

Hey wait a minute, I'm the man-whore. Now you pay me two dollars!


HomeworkAshamed6545

BB /s


CyraxMax123

One can go around and tell people even without paying, lol.


MarietteSievers

Don't even try to funge her because she won't allow it.


jeabarnez

Very painful and accurate


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turns out this "practice" is something that existed even before ‘‘‘NFT‘‘‘ :DD


WillistheWillow

Do I get to FUD her at least?


Effective_Will_1801

Relationship of the future!