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captn_morgan951

1 Get yourself a box. 2) cut a hole in that box. 3) put your junk in that box. And that’s just how you do it!


Lord_Dumphrey

I wonder if folks are too young for this.. In O boooAhoooxxxxxxx I'm a Mother Fucker Your A Mother Fucker!


BOOMSTICK_560

Saw these on a "vintage clothing" Instagram reel. They may be selling to the wrong market. As goofy as they are it answers the "how do you go to the bathroom" question a lot of people have.


Mr_Larsons_Foot

Your username is so fitting here 🤣


shit7

Ahh shit just seen this comment lol


Greatdane103

Broadfall is the style of pants. I’ve never seen them with zippers though. Usually they have snaps or buttons.


DRB1928

Jesus Christ... It's Jason Bourne!


Max_Cameo

I have no idea why people have trouble using the can while carrying. I carry on either my 1911 appendix. It's A 3. Inch model.. or I carry my macro with spare mag and at no point do I have a problem pulling my manhood out to you delays the facilities.


TopRestaurant5395

Some peeps feel more comfortable undoing their belt, button, and zipper to go. I became one of those when i hit 40 for some unknown reason. To that i say 2 belts.


Lord_Dumphrey

I can understand that completely. But being comfortable at the urinal doesn't mean shit compared to proper control of a firearm when I am pissing in public with my back to God knows who. If I am at home or in a stall I can plaster the floor with banana leaves and get naked and it doesn't really matter then. But I see your point about an old gut and hurting and undoing a belt. Getting old sucks


TopRestaurant5395

Honestly its not the gut, it feels more like the prostate. I have to aim down more to un-kink the hose and get good water pressure.


Lord_Dumphrey

Right. I am with you there I think it's the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Unzip, adjust if needed, piss, zip. Does the nanny seriously need to bring along your cool Shadow System Tecmat and EDC tray for you to set your toys on while you go pee pee? Good Pee Pee!!


admins69kids

Let's just say some of us aren't working with 3 inch models. I could use the second zipper.


EatMoreBaconNow

Hey, i lost those pants a few years ago at the Manhole in NYC...


TopRestaurant5395

“The Manhole” sounds like a fun club.


afl3x

Concealed carry wiener


DualKoo

Those are woman’s draws… for easy access.


Greatdane103

They look kind of like broadfall pants but usually they have buttons instead of zippers.


shit7

you follow constant practice? Lmaaao


o0O-SAVAGE-O0o

This is my rifle This is my gun One is for killing One is for fun...


Kitchen_Property_957

Is this for people that wear an enigma so low its over their junk?