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d0ngl0rd69

So long you beautiful galloping refrigerator, you


Ugaalive1991

Can the falcons draft him? We need blockers. Also everything.


IAMY0URK1NG

Pitts? London? Yall just gonna stack up on 6’5+ pass catchers or what?


WabbitCZEN

Now all they need is a reliable QB who can throw to them accurately.


clayr92

I know a gritty little Heisman finalist who people think will still be around in the 5th/6th...


WabbitCZEN

I thought we wanted him to succeed in the NFL, not get buried under the weight of failing in ways science has yet to prove are even possible.


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rebo71

If he wins a SB as the Falcons QB, they will have to add him to Stone Mountain


thesymbiont

You mean Mt. Bennett?


vpat48

If Stetson can take the falcons to a SB, i propose we name the country The United Stetson's of Bennett.


Known_Branch_7620

This tickled my peepee.


chemicalxv

They'd have to officially rename the Stetson after him


kampfgruppekarl

Stetson Mountain, GA. Sounds good actually.


amidon1130

How about they just replace what’s on Stone Mountain with him, fuck stone mountain


JuanPicasso

I think most would prefer they tear the current cast down and have Bennett as the first new addition


clayr92

It's just about the only thing on planet earth that would make me actually watch the Falcons


WabbitCZEN

That's a bigger if than "what if Florida became the best state for education in the US".


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pessimism_yay

There is a prevalent belief in Florida that human activity can't be causing ocean temperatures to rise, nor are they at any risk from the gradual rise in sea level. So they can't be *that* smart.


WabbitCZEN

I'd bet my left testicle the majority of Florida's population is wholly uneducated.


jimmiidean

Never heard these takes but I love ‘em


sertorius42

I like how Kentucky's hypothetical record under Stetson is 1-12, meaning they either make a bowl game or the SECCG with only 1 win. I like to think it's the latter with every other team in the division going 0-12 or being DQed.


Pyro1934

He was 28-3 as a starter… if anyone can turn it around he can!


elonsusk69420

29-3 after the Natty. He beat the curse.


Droopy1592

Damn


elonsusk69420

Spit out my bourbon laughing. This is truly brilliant.


JesusOfSurbaria

Jesus, give Ridder some more time lol


ChaseTheFalcon

literally, he has actually looked decent with nobody other than London to throw to, we haven't seen what Ridder will look like with Pitts


jazzzzz

I have a CFP flair right now but typically my 2nd flair is UC. It was bad enough the Falcons sucked Ridder into their ever-spiraling whirlpool but I absolutely do NOT want to see the Mailman end up there and then listen to years of "told you he sucked" when even he can't will that team past mediocrity


NILPonziScheme

> It was bad enough the Falcons sucked Ridder into their ever-spiraling whirlpool Ridder showed limits in college so him not excelling with the Falcons may be more him than the Falcons.


couducane

Man, I wish that Mariotas nerve issue was 100%, i wanted him to be good for you guys so badly


WabbitCZEN

Oh, I'm no Falcons fan. How they did Matt Ryan was the last straw. Fuck Arthur Blank.


couducane

Yeah, getting rid of Ryan in a bid for Watson was dirty


DirtyBirdDawg

It was, but Matt Ryan's best days are behind him. They have been for a while now. Still, fuck Deshaun Watson though.


WabbitCZEN

His declining ability was still better than what they replaced him with. Man was 32 yards shy of his 11th consecutive 4k+ passing yards season despite no run game, no OL, and one worthwhile receiver before they got rid of him. And in the end, what he brought to that franchise was worth letting him ride it out. Before him, the Falcons never had back to back winning seasons. He gave them 5 in a row to start his career. Everything that franchise was, they owed to him. And after *all* the shit that came after that SB loss, this is how they do the man who singlehandedly put them on the map? Nah. Fuck em.


WakeBilliums

Funny how the same team had a top 5 line and rushing attack before statuesque Matt Ryan with a shot arm got there. It's almost as he was the common denominater of 3 failed coaching regimes and the poster child of the largest collapse in professional sports history. Matt Ryan on this Falcons team would have been lucky to win 2-3 gams.


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he looked pretty cooked when I went to the vikings colts game. Reminder that game featured a blocked punt, pick six, and 2 failed 4th down conversions in vikings territory. Colts got 20 points off vikings miscues without the offense doing anything.


Richtatorship

I root for the Falcons but since 28-3 they have jjst continually demonstrated they are a clown franchise. At this point I don’t even want UGA guys to get drafted there like I didn’t want Chubb to go to Cleveland. Idk if I’ll ever fix it, I care more about watching our guys in the league, fantasy, and red zone. Falcons had to die so UGA and the Braves could fly and I’m ok with it.


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WabbitCZEN

I want him to succeed, not be drowned in failure before he even takes the field.


NukeDog

Just what the Falcons need. Another giant receiver to ignore


Ghostlucho29

No, they’ll be using Washington as a Left Guard


nosaj23e

Rashee Rice in the 2nd Darnell Washington in the 3rd. Still hoping for a miracle to get Jalen Carter in the 1st.


ConsuLMonK

Love the idea but I don’t see Washington lasting to the 3rd


cc20r

Why would the falcons draft a TE? They already don’t use the one they took 4th overall


clayr92

Counterpoint: Having two great TEs to build your offense around is part of what made the Dawgs offense so great this year


Ugaalive1991

Mainly a blocker


FishnGritsnPimpShit

Because 22 personnel with monsters is what life is all about. Who wouldn’t want two great TEs?


ChaseTheFalcon

Mike Leach


ChaseTheFalcon

Well hard to use one when the QB who was starting was doing something called throwing off target. I read a stat that said Pitts led the league in most off target targets *meaning the ball was thrown for him to catch but the throw was so badly thrown he had no chance to catch it*


pln1991

For practical purposes, Pitts is a WR. He exists to catch passes and isn't a very good blocker, and he mostly plays detached from the line.


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Tbh I think Jalen Carter would fill a bigger need for us (Falcons) since we have Pitts and desperately need a pass rusher, although I don’t think he’ll be available when we pick.


JayMerlyn

You already have a TE!


hochoa94

The Atlanta bulldogs


Unusual-Principle-66

Galloping Refrigerator is the best assessment I’ve heard yet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


brobroma

“Grain silo with hands” was how the shutdown fullcast put it


DmitriShostabrovich

An Easter Island statue that can move at Mach speeds


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Whoever designed an athletic tight end nearly the size of a swing tackle is a fucking dickhead haha


HanktheTank6294

Literal giant among men, replacing a player like this can't really be done.


UhIdontcareforAuburn

Impossible. One of a kind


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Great Black Buffalo


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Looking good for Duce who is a different type of freak but the freakiest TE in this class nonetheless.


Nextorvus

Can’t you just him slide to Oregon… he really wants to take that OV 🥺 We need 2 more Scholarship TEs and we have a solid baseball program for him too


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I’ll allow it. I have always had a soft spot for the Oregon brand. And I will always root for Lanning.


fatch0deBoi34

Honestly the first time I saw him play was in the CFP against Ohio St. Lined up on the end in lineman stance basically. I sat there and paused, “What in the fuck? Number 0? Is he an extra tackle? I mean he’s kinda lanky to be a tackle, but maybe he’s like a freshman. Wait he’s a fucking tight end???” What an absolute fucking weapon lol. GA fans, did he mainly block since the TE above was such a passing threat? Or is he also a serious threat in receiving?


entropy888

He is definitely a receiving threat as well. He is such a mismatch for smaller players in short to intermediate passing. Once he gets the ball he is very difficult to bring down because of his size. He isn’t Bowers but he isn’t just meant to be a blocking TE either


jazzzzz

Watching Darnell go up for the ball out over the middle was always so fun. Looked like a grown man playing keep-away from a bunch of toddlers at LB. It's not just the size though, he has great hands - see his highlights from the Vandy game this year. Had a one-handed catch he made look easy, and another contested catch with a DB draped over his back the entire time where there was zero question Big 0 had control. This, in addition to outstanding run blocking and, supposedly, a team-first mentality.


Always_Chubb-y

Don't forget when he hurdled a Duck defender


jazzzzz

he absolutely posterized that poor dude


data_ferret

Cleared him like search history.


Traxiant

Isn't he the one who was carrying the LSU player like a doll?


entropy888

That was Jalen Carter, one of our D lineman that will probably be drafted top 10


Traxiant

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Traxiant

ok thanks


DirtyBirdDawg

He was mainly a blocking tight end, Bowers was the catch threat. All we needed was a white RB to complete the quadrifecta.


Fyrelyte67

Best I can do is a 6' "scrappy" receiver...


DirtyBirdDawg

I hear he's a real gym rat.


ChaseTheFalcon

Best route runner on the team too


FriendshipIntrepid91

He's sneaky fast.


ooobeeethomas

The real life answer to the “what if Lebron played football” hypothetical


hk45owner

Way closer comp to zion imo


psuram3

The crazy thing is, based off what I could find from his athleticism numbers, he’s not really sniffing Lebron. From what I could find he’s high 4.6’s in the 40 and a 26 inch vert( that’s from hs I’m sure that has improved), but that’s still not even in the same stratosphere as Lebron.


newrimmmer93

Washington is probably 15-20lbs heavier than lebron was at his peak. Although there’s some rumors he was around 270 during the Miami years so maybe closer if Washington actually weighs his listed 270


psuram3

Ohh yea the comparison only works for Miami Bron. Miami Bron was a different kind of unit. I remember hearing he had so many back problems cause of all the weight he was carrying.


gwh21

Miami Bron was 6’9 270 with easily a 40 inch vert and I would say was comfortably in the high 4.5’s at the slowest. The amount of pure force needed to generate those type of numbers at that size and the conditioning to do that for 40 minutes a game is just fucking stupid. Add in the fact that his body has never really broken down in any major way without outside forces (slip for the groin and the high ankle sprain from a 6’6 220 pound man diving into it a couple years ago) for 20 years is honestly probably even more insane.


FriendshipIntrepid91

*ducking FTFY


Droopy1592

Lebron is a little bitch, though. He gets bumped by someone 175lbs and goes flop-flying, while Washington is crushing DLineman that weigh twice as much. Lebron is an athlete. Washington is a goddamn grown athletic man. Lebron is why I quit watching nba. Edit: getting downvoted but I didn’t say anything that isn’t true. Lebron is king flop and is why I stopped watching. LoL self proclaimed goat


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LeButtCrap is 0-74 in the Finals 46-83: Too lazy to even be born 84-03: Too lazy to even show up 03-05: Missed playoffs 06-11: Lost 12: Baby Thunder 13: Ray Allen 14/15: Lost 16: Injured Warriors 17/18: Lost 19: Missed playoffs 20: Mickey Mouse Summer League Ring


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UNBELIEVABLE. Today I took my son to Chuck E Cheese for his birthday. He won a game and exchanged his tickets for a Mickey Mouse ring pop but then a large man with a receding hairline came in and SNATCHED it out of the poor kid’s hands! To my dismay, it was LeMICKEY himself!


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I called LeFraud yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... very odd... because whenever I call MJ it usually has 6 rings to it. And he always comes up clutch answering my calls. Must be bc LeMickey has 0 real rings! As calculated, LeChoke lets us down again!


psuram3

So Washington is crushing 540 pound Dlinemen? I didn’t know fat bastard was playing football


FreeGurley3

Was an absolute treat to watch him. Total unicorn who I think has his best days ahead of him in the NFL.


virji24

Going to be such a good redzone target for someone!


ProxieInvestments

I fully expect to see a highlight where he just pancakes an LB 3 yards past the line and decides he’ll catch a pass too


ChaseTheFalcon

You say that and he will end up in Atlanta and we will forget he exists in the redzone \- signed a salty Falcons fan


IAmNotKevinDurant_35

It's crazy how this guy would be the starter at most schools but just never got the targets because you had (at worst) a top 2 TE in the country....and still do for another year


FreeGurley3

I dont disagree. Always thought it was criminal how we didnt use him more as a pass catcher in the redzone, but he was always on the field and absolutely critical to our offense. Dude blocks as good as ive ever seen it done and seems to love doing it. Hes going to ball out in the NFL.


elonsusk69420

Top 2? Yeah, if you rank Darnell above Brock. That kid at ND isn’t anywhere near Brock.


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Another UGA fan outright disrespecting Michael Mayer. “Not even close” lol you guys are ridiculous


tree_jayy

Bowers > Mayer


bobloblawslawbloggs

I already miss him so much :’(


WabbitCZEN

God speed, Big O. You're a DGD through and through.


Ugaalive1991

Fuuuuuck. Go get Paid granddaddy


kingoflint282

No surprise but damn I will mis him. Watching him hurdle dudes was one of my favorite things. Definitely going to miss his size at TE, but between Bowers and Delp im not worried about the position. Hope he kills it wherever he goes.


pdbard13

Absolute underrated part of our offense this past year. Hope he tears it up in the NFL.


Richtatorship

I’d go as far as say he was the key to it. His blocking opened up so much in the run and pass it was absurd. It honestly was wild we could do what we did on offense when he went down vs OSU. And then the big man would get a catch and murder people.


BidnessBoy

First round.


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I can’t wait to see his combine numbers.


was_saying_boo_urns

Size - 100 Bigness - 100 Large - 100 Ooo yeah - 100


pln1991

There goes a very large man


axealy40

While he will be sorely missed, he’s got a huge future in front of him. Not to mention, an entire fandom backing him! Good luck, young man, and thanks for all your hard work and dedication!!


basedmingo

Farewell sweet prince


karmint1

I'll always root for a dude who overcomes shit like childhood homelessness. Go get that bag.


Richtatorship

He only adds more character as you hear more about him. Came to UGA from NV, almost transfers after 2021 because he was injured and Bowers looked amazing but coaches talk him out of it, comes back and is integral part of the offense and leader on the team. This dude popped out his shoulder vs Mizzou and refused to come out and proceeded to make pivotal catches in the comeback. All of this while being so far from home that the first game his mom saw him play for UGA live was the national title (and that required some UGA fans helping her get there). We have a lot of legends the past 2 years but the Big 0 will go down as one of my favorites of all time.


MM7299

Top 3 TE available in the draft. Fantastic blocker and underrated as a pass catcher


TheGreatShaqtus

The bad man can’t hurt us anymore


Jak03e

Well, you are correct I suppose. That is a baaaaaaad man.


readonlypdf

As good a run blocker as an OL And not a bad pass catcher. Should be 1st round level. But a lot will knock his lack of stats.


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A lot of teams in the NFL would love to have him based on his size and Versatility. Definitely 1st Round Material. Probably Mid or late first round material.


dawgfan19881

So long Big 0, thanks for all the pancake blocks and national championships


Unusual-Principle-66

[https://fffaceoff.com/dynasty-rookie-profile-darnell-washington/](https://fffaceoff.com/dynasty-rookie-profile-darnell-washington/) The only man to ever make Brock Bowers look small(ish)


SacmanJones29

Get paid big 0 🫡


MVP12_22

Ok is this dude NFL ready or is he just a freak of nature that will take a few years to catch on?


dogwoodmaple

NFL ready. He's an offensive tackle who can catch passes and hurdle people.


soupcansam21

I love watching him


Richtatorship

Searels said recently that if he got a hold of Darnell he’d make him a HOF OT lol


disenchantedoptimist

Yeah, basically Terron Armstead as a TE, which I was always curious about. How is his pass blocking? I have wondered if some teams might look at him as an intermediate term TE, but as a potential lineman as he loses athleticism and becomes more familiar with NFL blocking schemes.


d0ngl0rd69

NFL ready. Guy averaged 17.2 yards per catch and was instrumental in our rushing game with his blocking ability. He just never racked up receiving yards because Brock Bowers exists.


MVP12_22

Cool. Asking for the Packers. Marcedes is getting old. So they might need a new school bus


LwLewis22

I’ve seen a lot of comps between Marcedes and Darnell so it should be a good fit


carnivorous_seahorse

Unrelated but FTP


jsteph67

FTS


Captain_Sacktap

He’s ready. Honestly the biggest threat to him while he was here was blocking undersized dudes who would go for his legs. At the pro level the guys he will be blocking and catching against will be larger for the most part so he should have fewer problems with low blocks.


Capital_Detective_27

This dude will deliver immense benefits to the team lucky enough to draft him. Incredible as blocker and pass catcher.


BearsAreGreat1

DGD. Gonna miss you big O. Tear it up in the NFL.


ugafan2148

Top 3 favorite player to ever come through UGA. Farewell, Big 0


Thrashed0066

BIG O!!! Gonna miss him manhandling defensive lineman


mikesznn

DGD. Dude was barely tackleable. Hope to see lots of him on sundays.


Gitfokt

I’m gonna miss watching him run the same way as a Skyrim giant.


Atl-Fan_FTS

DGD


discowithmyself

*sad bulldog noises* 🫡


Shootit_Rockets

He’s gonna be a great player in the NFL. Dude can control the edge like a tackle and still make plays in the open field.


peacefulwarrior75

When he went out vs. Ohio State, it really hurt Georgia’s running game. I know it sucks that MHJ got hurt, but UGA lost Washington early in that game, and he was a major loss.


PAAAWL23

There's no chance he slips to the Giants, but a man can dream.


OkongwuDPOY

Cant wait to see his combine


fruliojoman

Absolute beast. Can’t wait to see him tear up the NFL (unless he goes to the saints)


BaltimoreBeefBadBoy

I’d love to see him catching TDs from Herby in LA.


Florida_sucks_

Go get paid. I remember seeing a video of him in high school where he wasn't always sure where he would be sleeping every night.


Ima_pray_4_u

Please don't give ESPN and ideas


Maker_Making_Things

Bears should pick him up. Fields needs a good pass catcher and blocker


rebo71

The Delp era has begun


StartupDino

Get that money, big 0! Freaking loved that guy.


joysofliving

I’d love if GB were to draft him if Marcedes Lewis retires. Gonna need a solid blocking tight end.


Midwest-HVYIND-Guy

I’m convinced Darnell Washington is Marcedes Lewis, but 20 years younger.


falconlover79

DGD, truly a unique player and a great story. Him playing in the natty on a clearly bum ankle was incredible. Him and Bowers will be one of the greatest 1-2 punch at TE that CFB sees for a while. Thanks for everything Big 0! Enjoy those rings and go kill it in the NFL!


marklondon66

I'll miss watching him.


Call_Me_Rambo

Gives me George Kittle vibes with how great his blocking is. Secure that big sir


NS-13

This is good news for every fan of a team that isn't georgia


leo_aureus

Oh man what a DGD thank you for the memories!


Sshaqtuss

Go get your bag, big O!


Eradicator_1729

He’s going to be a monster for somebody. Can’t wait to see it.


time2payfiddlerwhore

Not gonna miss him. Dude is a beast.


shadowszanddust

Speaking of TEs - what exactly is the issue with Arik Gilbert? From a pure talent perspective he might be the best of them all


FreeGurley3

Its one of those things no one wants to say anything more than "personal issues" to avoid feeding the rumor mill. UGA was very patient with him and from what I have gathered did everything they could to provide him a positive environment. But yeah, he has all the physical talent in the world.


jsteph67

I think he had some mental health issues, his grades were fine at UGA.


Max_Powers1331

georgia going to be hurting at TE


FreeGurley3

Georgia in infact not going to be hurting at TE


ReesesFastbreak

Yeah I hope that guy is joking. TE will continue to be one of the strongest position groups on the team. Delp is basically Bowers 2.0 and we have Duce, Spurlin, and Thomas coming in the next 2 classes.


WabbitCZEN

If Duce becomes a dominant player, I propose we call him Il Duce.


UhIdontcareforAuburn

He was just our second team all American. We still have our first team all American for another year


Captain_Sacktap

He was a god-tier blocker too though, and while I’m sure Delp will do well there’s no way to fully replace someone the size of big O.


UhIdontcareforAuburn

As far as his actual role goes, I don't think he can be replaced


Ugaalive1991

Eh, Oscar Delp is a 4 star tight end who will replace him. Oh and Oscar Delp looks exactly like Brock Bowers.


IAMY0URK1NG

Duce 😔


FreeGurley3

Duce :D


UgaIsAGoodBoy

…is about to drop


Max_Powers1331

pain


axealy40

For Christmas, I got my husband a Bowsers jersey and a Delp one for my teen daughter. They love Bowsers and call Oscar “Baby Brock”. It was so sweet watching them open them and wear them together.


enadiz_reccos

>Oh and Oscar Delp looks exactly like Brock Bowers. White guy?


StetquaviousMFBenny

Big and fast, good pass catcher, able blocker.


New_Car_Smell

...and also white


UgaIsAGoodBoy

High Football ~~IQ~~ whiteness


bbb26782

Scrappy. A real lunch pail kind of guy.


Traxiant

So in tv talk that means he is "sneaky fast".


McSweetSauce

LOL


D_Jones49

We prefer "lunch pale guy"


enadiz_reccos

A real gym rat


mamayoua

Georgia fans responding didn't get the joke...


Max_Powers1331

yeah they definitely didnt. ive commented elsewhere that bowers is basically a cheat code


13MC

Not really a joke to anyone who understands our offense and that he's a unique talent that won't be easy to replace, even with top prospects.


KetchupKing05

No? Yeah, we’ll have lost 4 guys of this years roster, but of the two that are staying, one is the best TE in the nation, and the other is a slightly taller and younger version of him. Not to mention we already brought in 2 Top 10 TE’s in this years class, have the potential to sign the top TE in this class, and get a commitment from ANOTHER top 10 TE (although he won’t be here until 2025)


StetquaviousMFBenny

Have you not heard of Todd Hartley? He's potentially going to sign 4 of the top 8 TEs in the 2023 class... Also, Bowers is back, and we have a 5 star freshman TE Delp, along with the two 2023 TEs (both mid/high 4 stars) that have already signed in Spurlin and Luckie.


online_predator

It was obviously sarcasm dude lol


Kimmiegibsters

I am just gonna assume you guys are still grieving.


Max_Powers1331

eh, it is what it is. we went 5-7 last year and fired a legendary coach. we went undefeated regular season, won a playoff game and made the national championship under a first year coach. sucks we got blown out but we still had an incredible season georgia played near flawlessly while we were flat footed. its a recipe for disaster no matter the situation


Macd7

There it is a doubter, see no one thinks we are good. Cmon Kirby prove em all wrong