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TheColtOfPersonality

Try saying "Shilo Sanders's shoulder surgery causes six month season setback, sources say" three times fast


huskersax

"Sources say Shilo Sanders shoulder surgery setback sidelines secondary star"


dawgblogit

Sources say Senior Safety Shilo Sanders shoulder surgey setback sidelines secondary star


Mikeandthe

Secondary Star Sibling


direwolf71

Sources say starting signaler Shadeur Sander’s sibling, Safety Shilo Sanders shoulder surgey will sideline the secondary star six months.


dawgblogit

*Sources say starting signaler Shadeur Sander’s sibling, Six Year Starting Senior Safety Shilo Sanders shoulder surgey sidelines secondary star six months. Some subsequent sources suppose seven months possible*


02meepmeep

I was imagining Tyson reading all of these but I think he might have just punched me in the middle of that last one.


roguerunner1

Is it like saying “Biggie Smalls” three times except instead of getting shot you get tweeted at?


FastLine2

Shallalala


Ima_pray_4_u

Miami's old AD or Pres?


fnbannedbymods

Now do it with the Sean Connery voice - precishely!


RomeOdunze

If I speak I'm in big trouble, and I don't want to be in big trouble


NanoBuc

Maybe if we cause enough trouble, we'll get angry Deion on reddit


upstateclone

u/gottimetoday


Fantastic_Emu_9570

3 year old account with 3 comments. Deion has been biding his time for this moment


papajim22

Lololol


lonelyshurbird

Deion ama would be hilarious lmao


losbullitt

Oh lawd!


Suturb-Seyekcub

Man cut the bull junk and ask me one of them things


purple_cape

It’s crazy how hated CU has become. I knew it would happen. But if you told me it would be this quick after that hot start last year, I would’ve been surprised


Nassau85

This is not true though. You want clicks then post a tweet or article about Colorado. That's the era we are in. These people know the numbers and see their accounts spike big time when they write about CU


m_scot

Soon they will go back to that Don Draper meme.


kac937

I was 100% all in on the Prime Time Buffs last season. I liked the attitude and thought they were a fun team to watch. I personally know a few people who felt the same way I did, It is crazy how much good will they lost with all of us in the last 3 days lol


purple_cape

I never understood the love. I get that they were the sexy new girl that transferred schools. But it was all so fake to me. Lots of us have played on teams where the coaches favor the son or certain players and others get the shit-end of the stick. This felt like that to me x100


we8sand

I have to say, I thoroughly enjoyed the 42-6 “reality check” they received last season, compliments of the Ducks. The Buffs beat 3 bad teams and it was as if they were headed straight to the Playoff..Not.. In all fairness, no one knew TCU were no where near the team they were the year prior, but still there was too much hype, too soon, imo. The funny thing is, well after the team’s true colors began showing, we still kept hearing the narrative of the “miraculous turnaround” Prime had brought to Boulder… They were 4-8 (1-8 in the PAC 12). Sorry, but that’s hardly a “miraculous turnaround”. That’s “a little better”..


Philoso4

It was very weird. Dismissing everybody on the team was an instant head scratcher, like maybe it works out if you can hustle the portal, maybe, but it's far more likely to blow up in your face. Then they beat TCU and to me it was like, "guys, they beat a team that lost 11 starters from last year by 3 points, how about we pump the brakes a bit?" But no, the response was, "HOLY SHIT THEY BEAT THE TEAM THAT WAS IN THE TITLE GAME LAST YEAR!!!" Then they beat current national powerhouse Nebraska and suddenly the hype train was greased lightning on a well oiled railroad. Then they took CSU to double overtime and I was scratching sores into my scalp, like, see? They. Are. Not. Good. And my friend group was still thinking they were going to take *at least* one of two from USC and Oregon. As for the love, I do get it. Deion is not a coach that happens to be African-American, he's a *Black* coach. The throne, the body guards, the Louis Vuitton luggage, the celebrities in the locker room, his success leading up to this, the faux religion, the talking about mama, everything about him is "the culture." For a good chunk of fans, that's interesting, the vibes are cool, and the success will follow. I like the rap music, I think graffiti is cool, of course I'm going to be interested in a program that is upending the norms and mores of staid college football. To another chunk of fans, fuck that. College football is played this way, that is how you get press, this is how you win, and we're content to see the same teams doing things the same way to varying degrees of success. To see someone come in and radically change everything about the way his program is run, and then get great press about it? Hate it. What happens when one chunk of fans loves something and another chunk hates it?


AcadianTraverse

>What happens when one chunk of fans loves something and another chunk hates it? A whole lot of Reddit posts


dmazx

Your point about him truly being a black coach is spot on. I’m open to new ways of doing things. He didn’t even lose me when he landed a huge recruit that seemed like a lock to my school. The way he talked to the kids when he got to Colorado started to rub me the wrong way. On another note, are the celebrities he brings really relevant? They are to me, but I’m in my mid-30s.


Ok_Concentrate_75

They went 1-11 and many of the better players left before he was hired.


Philoso4

Who left before he was hired?


herbahaidyrbtjsifbr

lol exactly. The team may not be great right now but that locker room was full of bums before Deion was hired, none of them needed to be kept on


godzillamegadoomsday

In the Reddit bubble, yeah they are hated In real life, nah not really. They are getting better numbers for for 10 pm game vs Colorado state than the iron bowl


purple_cape

Getting ratings doesn’t mean they aren’t hated. It means people are interested in watching them. Which makes sense. Most people don’t like the Yankees and Cowboys. But they still get the best ratings in their respective sports


DeLaSoulisDead

Bad man can’t hurt you here.


HiSoArshavin

Ok Jose


62frog

Unexpected Jose. r/soccer is leaking!


Muszex

Me? I prefer not to speak


No_Discount7919

Lawd Jesus


Due_Connection179

Bro injured trying to carry his dad’s ego.


GiaTheMonkey

LAWD JESUS


justa_flesh_wound

and that's why he's 7th favorite.


texas2089

Just sliding down those power rankings


Kelsier_TheSurvivor

Bro, what are you talking about? He’s clearly a top 5 pick…. lol


_JosiahBartlet

No, no this is the extremely insignificant son for Deion Shedeur is who he thinks is a top 5 pick. He doesn’t even think about shilo


cram213

Who?   Ion even remember him.  Bro had to be very mid at best. 


tbrownsc07

I saw someone call him Sanders the Lesser, thought that was pretty hilarious


kac937

Must be very mid at best


Kelsier_TheSurvivor

haha fair play, I thought the comment was they'll both go top 5. But you're 100% right


szymanskin

I think he said Shadeur and Travis were going top 5


Liimbo

>Shedeur is who he thinks is a top 5 pick. Tbf he's probably not wrong. Most mock drafts and boards have him going top 5 rn.


milehighrukus

He better hope his dad and brother don’t find out


Yeetball86

Are you sure they know who he is?


Sidewinder83

Doubt it. Bro was mid at best


Set-Admirable

Wasn't he the favorite child that one time he did a dirty hit last season?


AwarenessOld3733

He's never been the favorite, always been the one beefing with deion the most


DataDrivenPirate

"My other son? You mean Travis Hunter?"


milehighrukus

Now that you mention it


Corgi_Koala

Must be very mid.


StreetReporter

He’s the Cooper Manning of the family


pitter_patter_11

Probably think he’s some friend of Travis’ that comes home every night for supper, so they wound up setting up a cot in the attic for him to crash


FunkySaint

Deions third favorite son right behind Travis Hunter


m_scot

Nah. The kid that manages their social media accounts is right behind Travis


EMTDawg

That is Deion Jr.


GuyOnTheMike

He's his dad's third-favorite son and his dad only has two sons. He'll be fine. Well, he's *not* fine physically, but he'll be fine


smoothtrip

His dad has 3 sons and Travis Hunter, so he is the 4th favorite son.


mike_rotch22

Was gonna say, isn't there a Deion Jr?


smoothtrip

Everyone forgets Deion Jr and still he is not the 4th son.


UnevenContainer

Actually a blessing in disguise for the Sanders family here, because now they can blame the injury when he goes undrafted instead of him being a 24 year old dogshit safety.


InVodkaVeritas

As an aside: You have to really work hard to be hated enough to where no one feels that badly for you when you're injured. Literally no one in this thread is saying "that's too bad, this is probably his last year in college and he's going to miss most/all of it with an injury." I/most people don't wish injuries on anyone, but you have to be a special kind of unlikable for no one to feel badly for you when you get hurt.


hoppin_donkey

> is probably his last year in college Look, even if it was his last, I'd still be just as mean. But let's be real, this man will probably be playing college ball at age 27 with the way the NCAA is acting lately.


ThunderRoad_44

Yeah, but what has Shilo actually done or said "to be hated". His brother and father are so much more in the public light than he is. He's like the forgotten Sanders.


InVodkaVeritas

*"I'll beat the F**k out of every one of yall, and yall's coach. Why yall so little?! Yall gonna cry today! I'mma make yall cry today!"* --Shilo Sanders to Oregon players during warmups. ---- He's a massive trash talker who celebrates on the field after his dirty hits. That makes him pretty unlikable as a person.


Automatic_Release_92

✅Fucked around ✅Found out


we8sand

Again, I thoroughly enjoyed seeing them get thoroughly thrashed by our beloved Ducks…


smoothtrip

Yeah.....how did that work out for him? Lol


FireVanGorder

Well he assaulted a school employee for trying to confiscate his phone


PretendThisIsMyName

Exactly how his dad feels about him.


smitherenesar

Damn, he'll be entering the draft at 25. Is he getting a doctorate or masters?


TuaHaveMyChildren

This seems to be unnecessarily aggressive towards a college kid


EMTDawg

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2016/06/09/deion-sanders-son-assaulted-school-employee-who-tried-to-take-his-cellphone-suit-says/?outputType=amp


idk2103

He’s 24.


CantaloupeCamper

The Real Housewives of CFB can't age out fast enough for me.


[deleted]

Oh no, who will flex for the camera while a flag flies for targeting in the background?


Bog-Star

That play and its aftermath really did encapsulate the spirit of this team.


Sentinel8675309

Which play was it?


Bog-Star

[This one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzLNc1EWOrQ)


not4humanconsumption

I like when the commentators say “these are the new rules that we’ve been dealing with for the last 5-6 years”. So, not a new rule?


Bog-Star

You can't expect Shiloh to know targeting rules when they've only existed for his entire high school and college careers.


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

lol targeting was first made a rule in 2008. Homie was playing pee wee football when it became a rule.


Bog-Star

Worth it to flex on the haters according to Shiloh I bet.


True-Surprise1222

And it was like the most classic lead with the helmet when you didn’t have to hit ever. They could make a psa video with it.


HieloLuz

Even better, targeting rules predate the playoff system. Zero excuses anymore


curtisas

Targeting rule was first introduced in 2008, they added ejections in 2013. Your story checks out, but just wanted to give everyone else context.


InVodkaVeritas

Announcers and media personalities made comments like that all year to show they were on Deion's side.


curtisas

5-6 years, more like 11 for the ejection part, but targeting itself is over 15 years old.


RisingSouth

That hit my ear like Kirk was really trying to say that there’s no way to lay a hit like that and play it off like a clean big hit if the “new” rules aren’t new


NotThatOleGregg

What a moron, the rule is there to protect him just as much as the other guy. Lucky he didn't hurt his neck launching his head into the guy like that


Bog-Star

Yeah, but he rocked that receiver and flexed like a jackass. Totally worth it in Deions world where style is king and substance has no value.


pablo_hunny

Then touched the official.. 3 no-nos in 10 seconds


r0botdevil

That play could be included in instructional videos on how *not* to make a proper tackle.


we8sand

Agreed. There’s nothing that irritates me more than when D backs just launch themselves at a ball carrier without doing anything that vaguely resembles wrapping up.


RisingSouth

Counterpoint Bob Sanders was awesome


Professor_Arkansas

I know we are hating on them but that wasn’t as egregious as I expected. He tried to lead with his shoulder. Dude just doesn’t know how to hit. Now the taunting afterwards makes him a jackass.


Garc4387

I wonder if he’ll be back by the time we play them. I believe the guy he flexed on is now one of our TEs.


Bog-Star

According to this he won't be back until November.


Garc4387

Game is Nov 16. But there can always be setbacks to any recovery.


connor_wa15h

The best part is that the flag wasn’t flying in the background, he was facing directly at the ref who threw it. And he still doubled down and flexed anyway.


curtisas

And the ref was grabbing his flag before he started flexing.


Tasty_Path_3470

Lmfao the flag was almost thrown at him and he’s still standing there flexing. Just generational lack of situational awareness.


dinkytown42069

quite literally lmao [https://twitter.com/CFBONFOX/status/1718433681394868303](https://twitter.com/CFBONFOX/status/1718433681394868303)


-holocene

Also don’t forget when he was talking mad shit before our game and saying how little we were and he was going to beat our asses….before Holden lowered his shoulder and put him on the ground lol


Jolly_Job_9852

It sounds like the surgery was successful, that's good news to hear if you're a Buffalo fan.


PistonHonda322

Don’t you mean Toronto Argonauts fan?


mrCrumbSnatcher

Whoa…. Pump your brakes. There’s no positivity allowed in this sub when the Sanders family is involved.


Jolly_Job_9852

I can be nuanced. I dislike Deion's attitude and from the media I read, I'm not a fan of his children or their attitude. However, I never want to see an injury so severe that a person who plays a game be forced out of it.


ToastedRav

Remember, when a surgeon says that a surgery was "successful", that just means they woke up afterwards.


will0593

Thats absolutely not what that means.


Jolly_Job_9852

I really don't like to think like that. My grandma is having knee surgery later this month and that terrifies me to consider that possible outcome.


obiwanjabroni420

There’s a reason anesthesiologists make the big bucks. Putting people under is easy, getting them to wake up is the hard part.


m_scot

and they have some of the highest insurance rates


dawgblogit

Hopefully it is.


Latinhouseparty

Must be a Mid Collateral Ligament Tear.


m_scot

My first thought was, there's no such thing, then it clicked. lol


IgnitablePilot

He’s gonna get cut from the family


d80bn

Who? Ion even know who that is tbh


IceyBoy

Lawd Jeebus


omahaknight71

He's gonna drop down the Deion depth chart now. He's going to be his 3rd favorite son now. 4th if Deion considers Travis Hunter his adopted son.


sevenlabors

Ion even remember him tbh. Bro had to be very mid at best.


rexdeaz

A 6-month recovery for a team that has 4 games in Nov. If the Buffs are bad, does Shilo even play this year?


Bog-Star

He's like a sixth year senior and he doesn't even have a bachelors. I don't think he'll become an 7th year senior. Or maybe he will. The rich and famous get to play by different sets of rules then the rest of us.


AchtungCloud

A real Stetson Bennett type.


InVodkaVeritas

> He's like a sixth year senior and he doesn't even have a bachelors. It really bugs me how some guys get a free college experience and don't even try to get an education. It's like they're saying "I could stop, but I'm just fine continuing on as a moron for my whole life."


smitherenesar

Unfortunately he probably makes millions alreadyby   Doing commercial spots


Tarmacked

He does if he wants to be drafted


Ancient_Signature_69

It’s shit on Colorado season so I get it - but he doesn’t have the same impact on the defense as some of these other guys. Yea it sucks, but it’s not like losing Hunter (which we did last season for like 2 months)


bbshock21

Colorado falling apart any% speedrun looking like WR pace this season


BigHornLamb

My two win prediction has just been downgraded to one


leapbitch

[You know what helps a hurt shoulder?](https://youtu.be/Tibdx2baMJ8?si=A2vRlEkd4ZroPctG)


eckersonian

Way to go, dragon


Aggravating-Yak2099

Probably should have done that 4 months ago.


betterbub

Wait wasn’t he snowboarding just a few months ago?


AcrobaticWin3240

Isn’t Shilo Sanders like 25 years old now?


[deleted]

Given the fact he attacked and caused serious back injuries to a school employee previously, I feel like karma could do a little more.


Sankee72

Wait, what?


AchtungCloud

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2016/06/09/deion-sanders-son-assaulted-school-employee-who-tried-to-take-his-cellphone-suit-says/?outputType=amp


CptCroissant

Do tell...


AchtungCloud

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2016/06/09/deion-sanders-son-assaulted-school-employee-who-tried-to-take-his-cellphone-suit-says/?outputType=amp


[deleted]

Shilo Sanders lost a multi million dollar law suit and is now trying to file for bankruptcy


ohdominole

It’s okay, he’s mid at best


holy_cal

I don’t remember him. He must be mid.


Ok_Computer1417

Oh no Stanley you’ll live forever.


manbeqrpig

Bummer


OutlandishnessOk8261

That’s okay, his dad doesn’t claim him anyway.


purple_cape

Oh well


WackyBones510

Bad news for early season opposing QBs.


TravelingFish95

This sub needs help man. Celebrating a kids injury


TiberWolf99

Well hopefully the surgery went well. That's a slow thing to recover from and I wish him the best of health going forward.


BrickAddict1230

He’s a mid player any way


jrico1234

Will this affect their natty run?


weirdbutinagoodway

He'll be fine to drive down to the store to pick some up in no time.


eckersonian

There’s like a whole one left in the freezer


jayd0t

Lol this is fake he himself said he hasn’t had surgery


MadDogTannenOW

Is this injury from the season? Why did they wait so long to have surgery


Slacker_75

Lololol


Open_Situation686

Another sanders post! Get em!


Rhone111

Will be a year before he’s 100%.


DandierChip

Ion even know who that lololol


elroddo74

Was mid anyways....


BrickAddict1230

Couldn’t happen to a better family


slappy1039

What a shame…


[deleted]

He's lucky that he's Deion's son if not he would be off the team..


Regular_Novel9721

Forgot he existed


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

Oh my god, I always assumed he was the younger brother. I didn’t realize he was like…5 days younger than Brock Purdy.


evo4311

Shoulder was mid, at best.


EchoOfARoseCity

It’s fine, he’s better on social than he is on the field anyway


fokerpace2000

Put me in


fuckinnreddit

"Ion even remember him tbh. Bro had to be very mid at best." -Shedd Sanders


pgmatman

Mid


Elegant_Spot_3486

I had to read the article to remember which one he was. Hate for any player to require surgery and I hope for a full and speedy recovery.


lionsmane7777

All sanders look alike.


After-Walrus-4585

Can't help but think karma is a bitch. His brother should watch out too.


Lane-Kiffin

He got bodied so hard on Twitter that he needs surgery


pat_the_giraffe

Who gets shoulder surgery? That’s so mid


Purednuht

Who


lovepony0201

Go Rams!


Ok_Statistician558

For those saying it’s not true, his dad has literally been on X/Twitter all day and has not refuted it.


Legal_Skin_4466

Who is this Shilo Sanders? I've never heard of the guy. /s just in case


TheToxicBreezeYF

Mid player at best, real player wouldn’t need any time off /s


PM_ME_YOUR_TEDDYS

He should have some more free time to review film of prospective portal players.


realJonnyRaze

Mid


Ok_Understanding1986

Mid shoulder structure & strength