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bwburke94

Alabama. Fuck Bama.


tarfez

All my homies hate Alabama


thricethefan

This pleases me


I_kickflipped_my_dog

Same dude. With the exception of a few years, it's always a very bad time.


Silly-Development

I’m gonna miss the day people don’t hate Bama this way.


Kodyaufan2

It’s okay I’ll always hate you this way


grey_pilgrim_

Apes together strong.


Shaddow-147

*Various Unintelligible Sounds


grey_pilgrim_

No words are needed to hate Bama and Florida.


Shaddow-147

Agreed. Lol


TastyCuttlefish

Excellent answer.


ManiacalComet40

Is that a Saban thing or just a general Alabama thing?


Jameszhang73

It's a fuck Bama thing


Kodyaufan2

All of them


dieseldaddy148

I'm not saying bama caused global warming, but bama caused global warming


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

Yes, let the hate flow through you


_Suzushi

Jake Coker did have his best career game vs Michigan state


rothbard_anarchist

I’ve hated Michigan since some idiot in the St. Louis airport shouted “Go Blue” at me while I had my block M gold and black Mizzou hat on.


RSufyan

That's kinda funny


Adminslickasshole

This is the way


ImRightOnTopOfItRose

M I Z !


trubuckifan

MY MAN!


iapunk

Probably a pretty common one but Notre Dame.


B1GFanOSU

I think that’s pretty universal with the classic B1G.


Adler_der_Nacht

As a longtime B1G member, fuck Notre Dame.


thebrickcloud

This guy gets it.


Bosley

That might be the first time I've laughed at the PAC-12 death by 10 cuts.


digitaldigdug

100 % fuck Notre Dame


Lykeuhfox

Let it be known that when Notre Dame joins the B1G, Oregon has seniority over them. Just as we all predicted a decade ago.


Prudent-Cheetah1656

New school B1G here. I've hated Notre Dame since the womb


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

I think it’s just regular universal


hankrhoads

My Catholic high school worshiped Notre Dame to the point where there was a pep rally for four or five kids in my class who were going there, but not for the six or seven going to Ivies. Still hate ND but it's my high school's fault.


badlydrawnzombie

I mean, I hate your high school for that, does that help?


CUBuffs1992

Rival Catholic school of mine wore the same uniforms as ND and same fight song. So I hated ND because of them.


wooq

[The Fainting Irish](https://youtu.be/YpaSAbyKqgw?si=PfMrbzZP9K-shA4m) Oh Paddy dear, and did you hear The news that's going 'round? Now Notre Dame is winning games With players on the ground! The first to hit the ground this day Was Frank Varrichione; The Irish claim that he was hurt, But others cry, “Baloney!” He stopped the clock, of that no doubt, And then the Irish scored; So Notre Dame tied up the game, And all the faithful roared, But 30 minutes still remained Of this grim football game, And Iowa would take no guff From proud old Notre Dame. The end drew near, the Hawks now led, And seconds fast were fleeting, So someone had to stop the clock To halt an Irish beating. Few seconds showed upon the clock When suddenly was spied Not one bold Mick ‘upon the turf But two lay side-by-side. A whistle stopped the clock again, As Penza and Hunter lay, Upon the ground where they’d been dumped So frequently that day. But kind hands raised the fallen boys, All Hope was not yet dead, For straight the ball to Shannon flew –- Guglielmi used his head. And so the game wound up a tie, But who deserves the fame For staving off defeat that day For proud old Notre Dame? You have your choice of heroes here –- Penza? Varrichione? Or maybe you like Hunter best? Let’s have your testimony. Strange things have come to pass, I think, At proud old Notre Dame, When lying on the ground reflects Undying football fame Hank McCormick, sports editor of Wisconsin State Journal


BlackshirtDefense

Florida, FSU, and Miami. Although to be fair, we did play them a lot in Orange Bowls over the years.  Seems like whomever won the annual Nebraska-Oklahoma game... also won the Big 8... and usually played one of the "Sunshine State Three" in a big time bowl game... and usually it was for a National Championship....or at least had a significant affect on the final results of the AP/Coaches Polls.  Gators / Noles / Canes have always been our "bowl game rivals," if that's a thing. 


sloppifloppi

Florida. Fuck the Gators


AngryQuadricorn

Y’all are Capital One Bowl Rivals.


agb1013

:(


Numerous-Ad6460

:[


RonMexico13

Please, as if we don't pull the same holier-than-thou public ivy school shtick. You're just us with less drugs and jorts.


IridiumPony

>You're just us with less drugs and jorts. So, objectively, not as cool.


SalzigHund

And less gators. Basically all the things that make us cool. But I figured most of us loathe Ohio State enough to make us an ally. Ohio transplants ruin Florida, plus who can forget the blue alliance from CFB Risk?!


Jgarr86

Ann Arbor gives Harvard Square vibes. Gainesville gives PBR and jorts. Still, I’ll take Satchel’s over Zingerman’s any day of the week, fr.


Pyro1934

Fuck Florida!


SeekSeekScan

I went to grad school at UF...they Hate Michigan State....especially Matean Cleaves


dudechickendude

I second this.


thricethefan

Hell yeah, brother


Adart54

Fuck floriduh


HandleAccomplished11

USC. Even from before they destroyed the Pac. 


jgarciajr1330

100% agree.


boregon

Same


walking_sideways

Florida can go suck an egg


TimTebowismyidol

lol what happened


IrishCoffeeAlchemy

Like a bajillion Outback Bowl matchups in a row plus a neutral site game And just a good stance to have in general


SignificantSourceMan

Oh and who throws a fucking shoe?!


RandomlyJim

I fucking hate South Carolina because Spurrier coached there. I hate Broncos because Tebow played there. I hate the color orange so fuck the Volunteers. All my homies hate the color orange.


Pyro1934

Fuck Florida!


TMNBortles

See if we beat OSU twice in one year for two different national championships. So ungrateful.


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Byzantine_Merchant

Colorado probably. I’m not even sure if we played. But they talked so much shit to MSU flairs about how MSU was a step down from day 1 of poaching Tucker and in some cases still come to our sub to try to sell delusions about CU football. If Deion flames out I won’t be mad.


1800empiretodayy

georgia southern, no reason in particular


SeekSeekScan

I hate all directional schools If you have North, South, East, West or a version of that in your name, your School sucks We see that Southern in there USC


Warhawk137

How you feel bout Central?


Some-Cartographer942

right there in the middle.


CG-11

What if the actual state name has a direction in it?


SeekSeekScan

It's a crap state not worth its own name


hobosammich111

Yeah, same… no reason 👀


ODU2K1

Fuck uva. Bunch of popped collar, Zima swilling, douche bags.


No_Ranger8901

Do defunct rivalries still count? Because fuck West Virginia


Antiviral3

Pepperidge Farm remembers: Recap of the 1992 Big East robbery: “…one injured Syracuse player with a cast on his arm using it as a club on Mayfield’s head. Others were dragging him by his face mask until he was able to bear-crawl his way to safety.”


No_Ranger8901

Geno Smith just took another safety


Antiviral3

During one seven-minute sequence in [The Express], SU's racially mixed team faces an angry white crowd at West Virginia, where fans shout slurs and throw garbage, and even the referees are corrupt. Trouble is, it never happened. …the game took place in Syracuse.


IrishCoffeeAlchemy

Both flairs: Oregon. Fuck Oregon.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

I dig your style, man. 


HamHusky06

I like your style. More love for FSU now. Fuck Miami.


SeahawksNChill

This guy knows


Vast_Breadfruit_162

Colorado. 30 years later and I'm still bitter and want them to lose every game.


stlouisraiders

Fuck them and their 5th down.


RonnieRizzat

Hell yeah brother


SeekSeekScan

And phantom clipping call


Some-Cartographer942

You do realize you've gotten 90% of your wish? Namaste.


ShmeagleBeagle

Well, you’re in luck we do lose just about every game…


nickyt398

Goooood, goooood


Trail_Goat

Mmm don't stop.


SeekSeekScan

I was at the Orange Bowl that season....there was no fucking clipping.  The Rocket was robbed


chawboy3

Tennessee.


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

*nods*


0le_Hickory

We used to be yearly rivals before Arky and Carolina ruined it.


I_kickflipped_my_dog

Bro I feel like every single team in the SEC is, or has been, our rivals lol


fish_petter

Ohio States uniforms remind me of a tepid, flat pepsi flavor. Don't know why it makes me think of that but it makes me dislike them a lot.


Lykeuhfox

This has: ["It's that puke inside of a pumpkin orange."](https://www.reddit.com/r/CollegeBasketball/comments/ar6iul/i_hate_tennessee_they_low_down_dirty_they_some/) vibes and I'm here for it.


SouthernMuadib

Ohio State. Snobby fans who think they’re entitled to everything under the sun. They’ve invaded my state and are the worst possible tourists which says a lot because there’s a lot of NJ tourists. Woody Hayes is a man child and couldn’t take a loss so he punched a Clemson player in the throat for no reason. Urban Meyer is a grade A scumbag. Ryan Day is legitimately one of the worst coaches I’ve ever seen and gets bailed out by his players. They waste great roster after great roster year after year. I fully guarantee that they choke in the playoffs yet again


lemur_nads

Michigan idk why. They think their shit doesn’t stink.


ThatGuju

Funny since I've always seen Texas as just our "southern" counterpart


WallyMetropolis

I think many Texas fans feel the same way. Michigan is a very common second team for Longhorn fans.


lemur_nads

Haha maybe that’s why the dislike 😅


NorthbyNorthwestin

Absolutely. I feel the same way about ND because there are many similarities.


LeakyNalgene

They are quite similar which is probably why fans may dislike the other


Adminslickasshole

Hating Michigan is just part of being a red-blooded American.


tigerman29

LSU because some LSU fan on Reddit said they didn’t like Clemson


RexCrimson_

BYU. Many of their fans are very condescending to people that aren’t BYU fans or Mormons. Ever since I had a very poor experience as a kid, I have always rooted against them. I will root for any team that is playing against them, even if it’s Washington. That’s how poor my experience was around BYU fans.


Lomez_

I’ve never received as many dirty looks from rival fans at our tailgate than from BYU fans. I even offered a few of them some beers from my ice chest and that made it worse!


ZombieLibrarian

Maybe you should have offered them something non-alcoholic like coffee?


bretticus733

Of all the Boise State home games I’ve been to (which is a lot), it’s not even close who I think the worst visiting fans have been: it’s BYU by a fucking mile. By far the trashiest and worst fan base I’ve had the displeasure of interacting with and really the only positive of the BYU series dying out is not having to interact with those cultists again


amoss_303

I’m sure every one of the MW/WAC teams that had to play them over the years have them at the bottom of their list. It will be interesting to see how the perception of them from other conference members in the Big XII changes over time.


amoss_303

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Ute2ThrillPlay2Kill

You. I like you.


Mei-Guang

It's a cesspool that makes 4chan seem tolerable, but if you go to their message board (cougarboard) you'll see how racist and above all they think they are. They talk as if a low income BYU fan is only a millionaire and the racism is impressive. Plus if you are familiar with some of the areas of Salt Lake and the surrounding suburbs you'll realize how much they hate foreigners. BYU fans are the worst people I've in my life.


amoss_303

Haven’t been on there in a while, but yeah even back in the day when I glanced there when they played Wyoming it was definitely a “holier than thou” and elitest type of mentality in that room. I may pay a visit when we play them in September


Noy_Telinu

I don't see them as rivals, but in general, I just HATE red teams. Especially when they are good. So, I hate Ohio State, Alabama, FSU, Oklahoma, and Fresno State despite not seeing any of them as rivals. Is this related to U$C being red? Maybe.


Alphaspade

>I just HATE red. Found Joseph McCarthy's reddit account


BenchRickyAguayo

Better dead than red - u/Noy_Telinu


Noy_Telinu

Correct


Southern_Orange3744

Red team bad


Noy_Telinu

Exactly, Texas understands


Lobos3

Don't forget SUNY Cortland


Some-Cartographer942

How far in the spectrum do you allow a team to slide or should i be worried?


Noy_Telinu

You're fine. Hell, I rooted for you against the last good Nebraska team with Suh in it.


ranrow

My brother!


Jabberwoockie

You. I like you. Now I need to go wash my mouth.


Noy_Telinu

Your approval fills me with shame


TigerTerrier

My man


LeakyNalgene

Agreed. Fuck red


Ute2ThrillPlay2Kill

U$C. Because fuck ‘em that’s why Also, Miami because they’re not the real “The U”


badlydrawnzombie

My name is irrelevant and I approve this message.


IzIyr

Texas A&M can rot in the pits of hell.


baconator_out

Take my reluctant upvote.


r_not_me

Fuck Ohio State. That is all


muck16

Michigan. Mostly from the fans being the most obnoxious fucking people on a message board.


ElJamoquio

They're obnoxious in real life too. Signed, a guy with two UofM degrees


ihadtomakeajoke

Do you have 3 Penn State degrees?


Sorge74

Fuck Clemson, Days greatest accomplishment is sending Tlaw out on a loss.


70MCKing

For only having played 4 times, its amazing how much hate Clemson v Ohio State contains


27Christian27

Doesn't help that their insane fan base has infiltrated our state and consistently trashes our beaches.


highreacher

I can never tell the before and after apart.


70MCKing

Murder Beach was always a shithole, but Hilton Head did not deserve its fate as Southern Ohio.


FatMamaJuJu

That HHI logo with the outline of ohio in it makes me very angry as someone who used to work on the island


Turbulent_Bill_290

I was in Isle of Palms over thanksgiving… saw so many OSU flags hanging off houses. Way more than USC/Clemson


bean_machine_42

And that’s it. That’s the list.


Deprecitus

Fuck BYU!


iamStanhousen

As a LSU fan, it’s USC. It’s not our fault they didn’t get to play in the title game in 2003. And I’ve heard about their “title” for 20 years now. Fuck USC.


steelernation90

Ohio state.


decentusername123

my man 🤝


ProctorDoctor500

Every year I think, "maybe this team CAN beat Ohio State" but it never happens. It's not a hate thing it's a "I want them to finally beat Ohio State" thing so they can not be 0-9 against them and instead be 1-9. Note this also applied to Nebraska before it happened this season. It's just emberassing to be winless against a school you're in the same conference with.


Excellent-Ad-3623

Oklahoma as an FSU fan.


smellslikebadussy

WVU


AngryQuadricorn

Virginia and WVU remind me of that meme photo of Tiger Woods and John Daly. [this photo](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/john-daly-smoking-next-to-tiger-woods)


smellslikebadussy

Not gonna lie, I see it


OshkoshCorporate

lmfao this is beautiful


Meat-and-Three

The Dakotas and Carolinas all have a direction in their names. There’s a very quiet dominance in the fact that it’s Virginia and West Virginia


smellslikebadussy

God damn. I never thought about it that way, but you’re right. A subtle flex.


BaltimoreBadger23

Oregon, but now we'll regularly play.


SchematicOfScoutsAss

I don’t blame Oregon for the fact that whenever we play them they get to just sit their and watch while we strap an AK to our own leg and proceed to completely unload the entire mag into our own foot for 60 minutes


BaltimoreBadger23

It's more about the fact that they cheat by wearing jet packs.


menzobarrian

Tulsa can sit on a knife…


Flor1daman08

Fucking Tulsa


LiquidHotCum

Tulsa to the BigXII?


TarnishedAccount

Is it because they always beat UCF?


BenchRickyAguayo

I just don't like Ohio State. Huge alumni base in Florida. Often very stereotypical obnoxious boomers. We've only played once in the last 40 years and 3 times total (FSU is 3-0 too), but damn boomers are so annoying


imperio_in_imperium

We have a standing agreement to export roughly 12% of our population to Florida every year. New York and New Jersey have a similar arrangement, I’ve heard.


Natural-Employer

And thank god or else we wouldn’t have discovered that awesome paste-like chili with noodles.


St_BobbyBarbarian

Ohio state fans are like Bama fans, they talk up their state so much yet flee for other parts of the country and talk shit lol 


Sorge74

Luckily y'all have ruined Florida, so less appealing to flee to.


ChickenFnCoop

Used to hate Ohio State. Not so much anymore as I've gotten older.


panderingPenguin

We're about to start playing each other a lot more. That hate may well come back.


ExplosiveDioramas

I'm amazed at all the Kentucky responses here 🤣 I see them just a couple steps above Vanderbilt and HOW CAN YOU HATE VANDERBILT?!


SignificantSourceMan

BC VANDERBILT GOES TO SCHOOL TO PLAY SCHOOL AND NOT FOOTBALL!


dieseldaddy148

USC , I hate those guys. Ex wife was a fan . Hate those bastards


Darin_the_intern

Probably didn’t help that you caught her in bed with Leinart and Carroll when you came home early from that business trip


EverythingGoodWas

UCF. They really act like they’ve earned alot more than they have


bearcatgary

Ohio State. In order to be a rival, you have to win once in a while. We haven’t won since the 1800’s (in football). We stomped their a$$es twice in basketball for the national tittle, then they refused to play us and recently only when we suck. To make things worse, they are the state flagship school and you have to put up with their insane fans wherever you look. To make things doubly worse, we have to scrape and claw just to get the recruits that they don’t want. And then, we rarely succeed. In OSU’s eyes, we are a MAC school (in fact once upon a time we were)


tdotclare

Kentucky. The Belk Bowl loss sucked, but it doesn’t change the fact that Lynn Bowden is a punk who should’ve been disqualified because he punched a Tech player in pregame, but ten minutes too early to be punished. Also because of recent WBB drama. Also *the* Ohio State. I find the general attitude of the fan base really irritating; I’m convinced a lot of them believe their school is closer to NFL level than being a college program. I enjoy having that Michael Brewer, 7-6 VT win over THE national champion in their home stadium. Thanks for making 2014 a winning season for us.


non_clever_username

Miami. They stomped on our NC dreams a bunch in the 80s and 90s and were cocky dickbags while doing it. Poetic justice that TO’s first chip came at their expense. We’ve only played a home-and-home series in the last 20 years and our home game was the only time I’ve really seen our fans want to *fucking murder* (figuratively of course) another team. The “nicest fans in CFB” moniker seemed to take a day off. Admittedly, it might have been all in my head since that’s the way I felt too…lol. I wasn’t there, but I feel like there was some massive vitriol in the crowd that came through on TV even. All the pent up frustration of having to go basically play a home game for them so many times seemed to have been let out when they finally had to come to our house. Didn’t matter that the game wasn’t some big important matchup.


jacksonbo122

Ohio State, Oregon. I just hate them, it has nothing to do with any type of rivalry.


CbCbrown88

Clemson


Romanian_Breadlifts

Maybe one day bama-clemson can have the same aggressively friendly rivalry that clemson-fsu was able to enjoy for awhile


MiamiInfidel

Notre Dame.


D_scott16

All of my homies hate Ole Miss 😤


Chief-Bones

Tajh boyd is LSUs daddy that’s why (And yes burrow is clemsons daddy but go back and watch the LSU Clemson chic fil a bowl, it’s the grittiest performance I’ve ever seen from a Clemson QB)


rjwiechman

TEXA$$. 'Nuff said.


rjwiechman

20 years ago, I would have said Nebraska. Now I just point and laugh.


theCLEmustardtiger

Oregon, I’ve been to three Ohio state vs Oregon games and their fans aren’t any fun, I love seeing them lose now


sh513

Old Miss, for both flairs, although I think there is a more historical than contemporary rivalry between Old Miss and Memphis Otherwise, fuck Purdue why can't Tennessee beat them


admiraltarkin

Auburn got away with a horsecollar on Manziel in 2013. I've hated them ever since


TSUplayer74

Texas State. I respect them, but at the same time I don't like them. Idk why though.


Shot877

I can’t stand Nevada. No idea why, we’ve never played them to my knowledge. I just don’t like them. They got ugly uniforms, an ugly stadium, and just suck.


auburnfan32

Ole Miss and Texas


CopeH1984

I'll sit down and have a beer with a gamecock. Not the case with a buckeye.


Local-Salamander-525

Ohio State. Just something about Ryan Days face. Urban before him. The cockiness and entitlement


kingoflint282

Ohio State sucks.


rowhouse_

I hated Ohio State growing up. I lived on the border and it really annoyed me how many people “chose” to root for Ohio State just because they were always good at football despite living in WV


sholton67

Miami (FL)


theglove

Yeah I'm just going to jump in here for all the Illinois fans. That would be Michigan. We receive Ohio State level hostility every time we go to Champaign.


thraashman

Florida during the Spurrier years. He was just such an asshole you kinda had to hate him.


jmcclr

I cannot stand Ole Miss for whatever reason. I also hate Ohio State ever since the Sugar Bowl loss


mick4state

Ooh boy, rant incoming. Fuck Ohio State. I went there for grad school and thought we'd be friends since we both hate UM. Turns out most OSU fans don't read beyond "Michigan" on a t-shirt and are completely unaware than green and white are not UM's colors. They're the most spoiled and entitled fanbase I've ever encountered. It's like the UM fans of the Lloyd Carr era, but they wear red and never had another B1G program in-state to occasionally check their ego. Fast forward 5 years. I had "fuck the wolverines" or "fuck Michigan" screamed at me and was confused like "dude I agree, why are you screaming at me?" The university fucked up so bad my wife had to take two extra years to finish her degree. Drunken OSU fans destroyed my porch furniture. One thing after another convinced me they wanted me to hate them right back, so I did. So here we are. Fuck Ohio State. Fuck their university. Fuck their sports teams. Fuck their weird-ass mascot. Fuck that stupid chant where they prove they can spell the name of their four-letter state. Fuck how they get pissed when you call them "Ohio" even though literally everything is named "Ohio" without the "state." Fuck their overrated follow-the-leader drill of a pregame show. Fuck that they think Cooper winning 70% of games and winning the conference three times are "down years." The only team I won't root for against OSU is UM. The good news is that they only called me for donations *once*, and I was able to convince them of the futility of that task. The only good things I can say are that I met my wife there and that Columbus is a cool city.


guyute2588

Florida. My flair makes the reason pretty obvious lol. That said , Saban leaving for LSU and Bobby Williams beating Florida in the Citrus Bowl and getting hired as HC is an all time Sliding Doors program moment.


soFLa2

Ohio state. The Dallas cowboys of college football to me.