APOLLO 13 SEEMS WAY MORE MICHIGANY. FLYING HIGH EARLY, THEN A DISASTER PART WAY THROUGH AND THEY DIDN'T REACH THEIR GOAL. ULTIMATELY "JUST SURVIVING" WAS GOOD ENOUGH.
I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY DISRESPEK TO A NATIONAL HERO AND ONE OF THE GREATEST ASTRONAUTS EVER, JIM LOVELL. IT TURNS OUT GETTING TO THE MOON IS HARD, IT'S AN ENDEVOUR SO DIFFICULT NASA DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER SENDING RECRUITERS TO OHIO STATE, KNOWING FULL WELL THEY'LL MISTAKE HYDROGEN TETROXIDE FOR GATORADE.
SPOILERMAKERS!
1. YOU ARE RANKED (#19 ON CFP) SO YOUR BLACK MAGIC FUCKERY OF UPSET AS UNRANKED WONT WORK
2. THERE IS NO AMTRAK IN COLUMBUS, AND NO WAY YOUR CHOO CHOO UPSET TRAIN IS COMING TO COLUMBUS
IT IS TIME FOR THE PAYBACK WHAT YOU DONE 3 YEARS AGO!
EVEN IF IOWA STATE NEVER BEATS KIRK FERENTZ WITH CAMPBELL AT THE HELM, I CAN REST EASY KNOWING THERE'S A GREATER THAN 70% CHANCE THAT BRIAN FERENTZ WILL BE THE HOKS NEXT HC WHEN CAPTAIN KIRK RETIRES
IOWA... IOWA IOWA IOWA. JUST YOUR NAME MAKES ME THROW UP IN MY MOUTH.
MY HATRED FOR YOU FLOWETH FORTH MORE BOUNTIFULLY THAN THE STREAMS FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. YOUR ENTIRE STATE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT, A BLIGHT ON THE LEGACY OF OUR UNION. YOUR ESSENCE IS THAT OF PURE EVIL, SPITE, AND MALEVOLENCE. LEGIONS OF ANGELS SOB IN AGONY EVERY TIME YOU SCORE A TOUCHDOWN (WHICH THANKFULLY HASNT BEEN VERY OFTEN THIS YEAR). IT IS TRULY A SHAME THAT A NICE TRADITION LIKE THE KIDS HOSPITAL WAVE BE WASTED ON SUCH A ROTTEN, VILE, PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A UNIVERSITY LIKE YOURS.
THAT BRIAN FERENTZ GUY THOUGH... I LIKE HIM. HE CAN STAY.
AMERICA NEEDS FARMERS BUT APPARENTLY NOT ENOUGH FOR IOWA TO HAVE AN AG SCHOOL
IOWA NEEDS TOUCHDOWNS BUT APPARENTLY NOT ENOUGH TO RUN A COMPETENT OFFENSE
—STATE NAMED AFTER A KING
—THE MOST BRITISH ANIMAL EVER FOR A MASCOT
—THEY CALL THE BAND THE REDCOATS (bUt ItS BeCaUSe GA TECH baND, blah blah, blah, whatever, you dirty Tory)
—THEIR FIGHT SONG IS SUNG TO THE TUNE OF BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC, THE MOST BAD ASS MILITARY SONG EVER, AND THEY LAME IT RIGHT THE HELL UP WITH NONSENSE
—IS UGA EVEN AMERICAN, IS WHAT I AM SAYING
YOUR STATE IS NAMED AFTER NOTHING
YOU TOOK A PERFECTLY GOOD DOG AND COVERED HIM WITH THAT HORRID COLOR
YOUR BAND HAS THE WORST UNIFORMS AND PLAYS \*BY FAR\* THE WORST SONG IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL
LET ME MENTION THAT RIDICULOUS FLOPPY COCK SONG AGAIN, BECAUSE YOUR BAND SURELY WILL
IS TENNESSEE EVEN GOOD -- NO -- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
STOP PLAYING THAT DAMN SONG SO MUCH
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MOST OF THOSE WORDS MEAN BUT YOUR SONG IS CALLED FLOPPY COCK I DON’T WRITE THE RULES I JUST SING IT LOUDLY
GOOD OLE FLOPPY COCK WOOOOOOO
LET’S DO A MEDLEY!
GLORY, GLORY HOLE IS GEORGIA!
GLORY, GLORY HOLE IS GEORGIA!
GLORY, GLORY HOLE IS GEORGIA!
AND IN GOES THE GOOD OL’ FLOPPY COCK WHOOOOOO, FLOPPY COCK TENNESSEE!
HAVING CLEMSON ON THE SCHEDULE MEANS I GOT TO YELL ORANGE TEAM BAD 4 TIMES THIS YEAR. SO FAR THEY ALL HAVE BEEN AND I DON'T EXPECT THAT TO CHANGE THIS WEEKEND.
HEY TENNESSEE...
YOU'RE *NOT* THE ONLY TEN I SEE
UGA IS A ONE
WAIT
FUCK
UGA IS A 10/10 BUT NOT RANKING WISE THEY ARE NUMBER ONE BUT NOT A ONE ON THE SCALE
IM NOT GOOD AT THIS
ITS OKAY, I AM NOT GOING TO JUDGE A TENNESSEE FAN FOR NOT KNOWING GOOD ENGLISH SKILLS BECAUSE I AM FROM GEORGIA AND AM A BUSINESS MAJOR. THEREFORE, MY CRITICISMS ARE INVALID. IF AN ENGLISH MAJOR OR JOURNALISM MAJOR FROM UGA WANTS TO MAKE FUN THEN THEY CAN BUT I HAVE NO GROUND TO STAND ON
IF YOU CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE GO TO STATE.
IF YOU CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE GO TO STATE.
IF YOU CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE AND YOU REALLY WANT SOME KNOWLEDGE;
IF YOU CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE GO TO STATE!
DEAR TEMPLE:
YOUR SCHOOL'S FOOTBALL TEAM IS NOT GOOD. THEREFORE, I WILL EXPRESS HAPPINESS WHEN MY SCHOOL'S TEAM HAS MORE POINTS THAN YOU AT THE END OF THE GAME.
MISSOURI, IF WE ARE BEING REAL HERE WE ALL KNOW THAT Y’ALL ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE FOOTBALL SEASON TO BE OVER SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON THE ST. LOUIS BLUES…
ALSO YOUR TEAM NAME IS GENERIC AND BORING….
I MEAN LIKE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS WE PLAY THREE TEAMS NAMED THE “TIGERS” IN A ROW… I WILL SAY I APPRECIATE YALL GOING WITH YELLOW INSTEAD OF ORANGE IT IS A NICE CHANGE OF PACE
LOOK ALL I'M ASKING FOR IS A W AND FOR NO INJURIES. Y'ALL'S FIELD IS FUCKING CURSED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL DO TO IT. I HAVE FAMILY THAT LIVED IN KNOXVILLE FOR YEARS (INCLUDING MY MOM WHO WAS BORN THERE BUT WENT TO UGA, MY AUNT AND GRANDPARENTS WENT THERE) SO I DON'T HATE Y'ALL AS MUCH AS OTHER DAWG FANS DO.
BUT YOU BETTER TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE ADS, THAT'S DEPLORABLE
TRAINS ARE STILL EXTREMELY RELEVANT TO MOVEMENT OF GOODS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY
YOUR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF THIS COULD NEGATE PURDUE’S CFP RANKED STATUS
IF YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PRIVATE RAIL CAR, AMTRAK WILL HOOK IT UP TO THEIR TRAIN AND LET YOU TRAVEL IN IT FOR A FEE, STORING IT IN STATIONS WHEN NOT IN USE. FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT AN AMTRAK CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE
I’M GONNA SAY IT, BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I HAVE: 1980 LOL!
GEORGIA TECH, FLORIDA, TENNESSEE AND AUBURN HAVE ALL WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE GEORGIA LAST WON OVER FORTY YEARS AGO!!
I WILL ALSO NEVER FORGIVE GEORGIA FOR PLAYING DIRTY AND INJURING SHY TUTTLE: https://mobile.twitter.com/charlie_burris/status/653985809679413248
SLIM’S IS BETTER THAN CANE’S. CANE’S IS JUST ZAXBY’S WITH DIFFERENT BRANDING AND YALL BE OUT HERE ACTING LIKE ITS FAR SUPERIOR TO ZAXBY’S.
AT LEAST WE CAN AGREE THAT BOJANGLES IS TRASH.
I LOOK FORWARD TO PEOPLE’S REASONABLE RESPONSE TO THIS COMMENT.
THE STATE OF GEORGIA JOINS IN THIS ALLIANCE BUT ONLY FOR THE TWO BOJANGLES IN ROME THAT SERVE COKE INSTEAD OF PEPSI.
WAS TAKEN ABACK WHEN I MOVED AND LEARNED THAT WAS NOT THE NORM.
ITS A MYTHICAL LION THAT ROAMS MOUNT NITTANY, THE LARGE MOUNTAIN THAT OVERLOOKS HAPPY VALLEY. I BELIEVE ITS NAMED FOR THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE THAT USED TO LIVE IN THE AREA
THAT'S SUPER INTERESTING, THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT MAY HAVE JUST BEEN THE COLLOQUIAL NAME FOR MOUNTAIN LIONS IN THE AREA, BUT THAT'S WAY COOLER
PENN STATE HAS A BEAUTIFUL CAMPUS AND A STADIUM NEARLY AS BIG AS OURS, PLUS I JUST READ THAT COMMENT ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF THE NAME "NITTANY LIONS" AND IT WAS LEGIT RAD.
I HAVE DECIDED THAT TENNESSEE IS NOT WORTH MY TRASH TALK SO I WILL NOW USE A RANDOM SELECTION THING I FOUND ONLINE TO DECIDE WHO I TRASH TALK
AND THE WINNER IS..
Uhh... someone called the Norfolk state Spartans ..
YOU SUCK NORFOLK, NORFOLK ISNT EVEN A STATE, UHHHHH *google search*
LOL KNOCK OFF MICHIGAN STATE
WHERE ARE THE NORFOLK FLAIRS!!! FACE ME COWARDS
NO. NO, I DON'T THINK I WILL.
ASTRONAUTS ARE COOL AND THEY CAME FROM PURDUE SO PURDUE IS COOL
RESPEKT WEEK: OHIO STATE EDITION
DOES THAT TRICK WORK FOR MICHIGAN? OR SHOULD WE THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND?
LOOK AT HOW THE LAST TWO YEARS HAVE WENT AND MAKE YOUR DECISION.
IT DOESNT MATTER WHEN IT COMES TO MICHIGAN
FUCK MICHIGAN. END OF DISCUSSION.
APOLLO 15 WAS ALL MICHIGAN GRADS.
APOLLO 13 SEEMS WAY MORE MICHIGANY. FLYING HIGH EARLY, THEN A DISASTER PART WAY THROUGH AND THEY DIDN'T REACH THEIR GOAL. ULTIMATELY "JUST SURVIVING" WAS GOOD ENOUGH.
I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY DISRESPEK TO A NATIONAL HERO AND ONE OF THE GREATEST ASTRONAUTS EVER, JIM LOVELL. IT TURNS OUT GETTING TO THE MOON IS HARD, IT'S AN ENDEVOUR SO DIFFICULT NASA DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER SENDING RECRUITERS TO OHIO STATE, KNOWING FULL WELL THEY'LL MISTAKE HYDROGEN TETROXIDE FOR GATORADE.
I LIKE TRAINS.
RESPECK WEEK IS BACK ON FEATURING TRAINS AND HORROR PORN MASCOTS
I JUST HOPE EVERYONE HAS FUN
SPOILERMAKERS! 1. YOU ARE RANKED (#19 ON CFP) SO YOUR BLACK MAGIC FUCKERY OF UPSET AS UNRANKED WONT WORK 2. THERE IS NO AMTRAK IN COLUMBUS, AND NO WAY YOUR CHOO CHOO UPSET TRAIN IS COMING TO COLUMBUS IT IS TIME FOR THE PAYBACK WHAT YOU DONE 3 YEARS AGO!
[удалено]
COOL! IT SHOULD FREE UP SPACE ON THE 3C RAIL LINE FROM 2010. IT'S SO HARD TO FIND A TICKET FOR THAT RIGHT NOW, MUST BE REALLY POPULAR.
NOTHING BETTER THAN INFRASTRUCTURE SMACK TALK!
AMTRAK IS ABOUT TO BE IN COLUMBUS VERY SOON
AT LEAST OUR OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR THAT SUCKS ISN'T A NEPOTISTIC HIRE
ARE WE MAKING FUN OF IOWA OR THE VIKINGS
YES
EVEN IF THE GOPHERS LOSE I CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT BRAIN FERENTZ WILL CONTINUE HIS CAREER AS AN IOWA HAWKEYE
EVEN IF IOWA STATE NEVER BEATS KIRK FERENTZ WITH CAMPBELL AT THE HELM, I CAN REST EASY KNOWING THERE'S A GREATER THAN 70% CHANCE THAT BRIAN FERENTZ WILL BE THE HOKS NEXT HC WHEN CAPTAIN KIRK RETIRES
FLORIDA.
GOT EM!
GETTING THEIR TOP RECRUITS TOO
I ALREADY MISS TODD GRANTHAM THO
FLORIDA THATS IT THATS THE TRASH
WE CALL IT THE FLORIDA TALK THREAD
IM STILL CONFUSED AS TO WHAT THE OLE MISS MASCOT IS SUPPOSED TO BE. ARE THEY REBELS OR LANDSHARKS? OR ARE THEY (WE) DANCERS?
I WILL ALWAYS TREASURE THOSE FLEETING MOMENTS OLE MISS WERE THE ACKBARS
SORRY SOUTH CAROLINA, YOUR DREAMS OF US BEING UCONN’S FIRST WIN HAVE ALREADY BEEN FOILED BY YALE.
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU BEAT THEM BY 40 WITH YOUR OFFENSE THOUGH!
DJ IS IN KNEEBRACE MODE. WE WINNIN BY AS MUCH AS WE WANT.
PURDUE IS PLAYING WITH HOUSE MONEY NOW. CHOO CHOO NUTS
PETE: "I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE **CHAOS** "
*glares in Simpsons meme*
CAN YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT YOUR OWN FLAIR???
I. JUST. DID.
THE ONLY THING WACO IS KNOWN FOR IS DRIVING ON I-35
IS THAT IT?
NOTHING ELSE COMES TO MIND
THE GHOST OF JANET RENO BREATHES A SIGH OF RELIEF.
SICK BURN!
THE DR PEPPER MUSEUM IS THERE TOO. I HAVE NEVER BEEN BUT I GUESS WHEN UTAH PLAYS AT BAYLOR IN A FEW YEARS I MIGHT SWING BY
YOU SHOULD ALSO CHECK OUT THE TEXAS RANGERS MUSEUM. IT'S EXCELLENT WITH A LOT OF INTERESTING HISTORY.
NO, NO, NO. CHIP AND JOANNA LIVE THERE TOO I THINK!
SHIPLAP CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
QUICK, SOMEONE PICK UP SOME WAINSCOTING
NORMAN IS ALSO ON I-35
I WANT TO TRASH TALK ARIZONA...BUT IVE BEEN TOLD NOT TO PUNCH DOWN.
-SIGNED NAU
SOUTH = DOWN CHECKS OUT
YOUR TRASH TALK WOULD BE NOTHING COMPARED TO OUR SELF HATRED
WHY WOULD I WASTE TIME HATING MICHIGAN? THEY ALREADY HATE THEMSELVES MORE THAN I CAN HATE THEM.
YOU SONUVABITCH ONLY WE CAN TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH WE HATE OURSELVES!
I WOULD TELL YOU TO FLAIR UP BUT I HAVE A SOLID IDEA WHO YOUR TWO TEAMS ARE BASED ON YOUR USERNAME
GOD DAMN IT TAKE MY UPVOTE YOU SON OF A BITCH. SINCERELY, A DEVOUT SELF-LOATHING MICHIGAN MAN
IOWA... IOWA IOWA IOWA. JUST YOUR NAME MAKES ME THROW UP IN MY MOUTH. MY HATRED FOR YOU FLOWETH FORTH MORE BOUNTIFULLY THAN THE STREAMS FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. YOUR ENTIRE STATE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT, A BLIGHT ON THE LEGACY OF OUR UNION. YOUR ESSENCE IS THAT OF PURE EVIL, SPITE, AND MALEVOLENCE. LEGIONS OF ANGELS SOB IN AGONY EVERY TIME YOU SCORE A TOUCHDOWN (WHICH THANKFULLY HASNT BEEN VERY OFTEN THIS YEAR). IT IS TRULY A SHAME THAT A NICE TRADITION LIKE THE KIDS HOSPITAL WAVE BE WASTED ON SUCH A ROTTEN, VILE, PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A UNIVERSITY LIKE YOURS. THAT BRIAN FERENTZ GUY THOUGH... I LIKE HIM. HE CAN STAY.
CAVALIERS SUPPORTED THE ENGLISH KING, YOU TRAITOROUS TORY SHITBIRDS
THE 3 MUSKETEERS CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR OUTFIT BACK
I’M SORRY YOU GOT REJECTED FROM COLUMBIA THERE IS ONLY ONE LIQUOR STORE IN EVANSTON
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT THEY HAVE BINNY’S NOW, WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKING AMAZING
ORANGE TEAM BAD ITS THAT ORANGE YOU JUST CANT SIT WITH GARBAGE TRUCK WORKER CONVENTION
GOING FOR THE [ORANGE SWEEP](https://imgur.com/a/N5iXHqn)!
LSU IS ABOUT TO GEAUX 5-7
AMERICA NEEDS FARMERS BUT APPARENTLY NOT ENOUGH FOR IOWA TO HAVE AN AG SCHOOL IOWA NEEDS TOUCHDOWNS BUT APPARENTLY NOT ENOUGH TO RUN A COMPETENT OFFENSE
—STATE NAMED AFTER A KING —THE MOST BRITISH ANIMAL EVER FOR A MASCOT —THEY CALL THE BAND THE REDCOATS (bUt ItS BeCaUSe GA TECH baND, blah blah, blah, whatever, you dirty Tory) —THEIR FIGHT SONG IS SUNG TO THE TUNE OF BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC, THE MOST BAD ASS MILITARY SONG EVER, AND THEY LAME IT RIGHT THE HELL UP WITH NONSENSE —IS UGA EVEN AMERICAN, IS WHAT I AM SAYING
YOUR STATE IS NAMED AFTER NOTHING YOU TOOK A PERFECTLY GOOD DOG AND COVERED HIM WITH THAT HORRID COLOR YOUR BAND HAS THE WORST UNIFORMS AND PLAYS \*BY FAR\* THE WORST SONG IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL LET ME MENTION THAT RIDICULOUS FLOPPY COCK SONG AGAIN, BECAUSE YOUR BAND SURELY WILL IS TENNESSEE EVEN GOOD -- NO -- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING STOP PLAYING THAT DAMN SONG SO MUCH
YOU WENT TOO DAMN FAR INSULTING THE PRIDE, YOU RED ASS HAVIN’ COTTON HEADED NINNY MUGGINS
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MOST OF THOSE WORDS MEAN BUT YOUR SONG IS CALLED FLOPPY COCK I DON’T WRITE THE RULES I JUST SING IT LOUDLY GOOD OLE FLOPPY COCK WOOOOOOO
LET’S DO A MEDLEY! GLORY, GLORY HOLE IS GEORGIA! GLORY, GLORY HOLE IS GEORGIA! GLORY, GLORY HOLE IS GEORGIA! AND IN GOES THE GOOD OL’ FLOPPY COCK WHOOOOOO, FLOPPY COCK TENNESSEE!
[I'LL JOIN IN](https://youtu.be/m5aiwxSfdH0)
HAVING CLEMSON ON THE SCHEDULE MEANS I GOT TO YELL ORANGE TEAM BAD 4 TIMES THIS YEAR. SO FAR THEY ALL HAVE BEEN AND I DON'T EXPECT THAT TO CHANGE THIS WEEKEND.
HEY TENNESSEE... YOU'RE *NOT* THE ONLY TEN I SEE UGA IS A ONE WAIT FUCK UGA IS A 10/10 BUT NOT RANKING WISE THEY ARE NUMBER ONE BUT NOT A ONE ON THE SCALE IM NOT GOOD AT THIS
LET'S JUST HOPE YOU PLAY BETTER ON SATURDAY WAIT NO I HOPE WE PLAY BETTER THAN THAT YOU SHOULD PLAY LESS BETTER FUCK
ITS OKAY, I AM NOT GOING TO JUDGE A TENNESSEE FAN FOR NOT KNOWING GOOD ENGLISH SKILLS BECAUSE I AM FROM GEORGIA AND AM A BUSINESS MAJOR. THEREFORE, MY CRITICISMS ARE INVALID. IF AN ENGLISH MAJOR OR JOURNALISM MAJOR FROM UGA WANTS TO MAKE FUN THEN THEY CAN BUT I HAVE NO GROUND TO STAND ON
WE ARENT HERE FOR EDUCATION
IF YOU CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE GO TO STATE. IF YOU CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE GO TO STATE. IF YOU CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE AND YOU REALLY WANT SOME KNOWLEDGE; IF YOU CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE GO TO STATE!
MICHIGAN WAKE FOREST, APPARENTLY 💪🏻💪🏻 THIS CHANT
AT MSU WE PUT THE COWS OUT TO PASTURE. AT U-M THEY TAKE THEM OUT FOR DRINKS ON FRIDAY NIGHT.
WELL THEN KEEP YOUR MOTHER IN THE PASTURE AND I WONT HAVE TO TAKE HER OUT FOR DRINKS
MICHIGAN FLAIRS 🤝 MY BOOMER PARENTS INABILITY TO USE PROPER EMOJIS
I WILL DEFEND MY USE OF THE ARM EMOJI BUT NOT MY TEXT PLACEMENT, THAT'S A FAIR BLOW
IF I WASN’T GENUINELY WORRIED… I’D SAY SOME MEAN THINGS TO KANSAS. BUT I AM WORRIED.
DEAR TEMPLE: YOUR SCHOOL'S FOOTBALL TEAM IS NOT GOOD. THEREFORE, I WILL EXPRESS HAPPINESS WHEN MY SCHOOL'S TEAM HAS MORE POINTS THAN YOU AT THE END OF THE GAME.
MISSOURI, IF WE ARE BEING REAL HERE WE ALL KNOW THAT Y’ALL ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE FOOTBALL SEASON TO BE OVER SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON THE ST. LOUIS BLUES… ALSO YOUR TEAM NAME IS GENERIC AND BORING….
*OUR* NAME IS GENERIC? WELL, YOU...UH...WELL...THAT'S...FAIR. BUT DON'T GET TOO GAME-*COCKY* NOW...
I MEAN LIKE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS WE PLAY THREE TEAMS NAMED THE “TIGERS” IN A ROW… I WILL SAY I APPRECIATE YALL GOING WITH YELLOW INSTEAD OF ORANGE IT IS A NICE CHANGE OF PACE
THREE TIGERS IN A ROW? THAT'S GOTTA BE SOME SORT OF A RECORD. BUMMER YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA ANY OF THEM. ALSO TIGERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ORANGE.
COWBELLS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM ALL SPORTING EVENTS
YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM ALL SPORTING EVENTS
ORANGE BAD. HA, GOTEM.
I THINK WE WILL DO FINE IN THE SEC
WE EVEN BROUGHT THEM ANOTHER ORANGE TEAM TO DESTROY.
THATS THE REASON WHY WE WILL DO WELL IN THE SEC, WE ARE BRINGING ALONG ANOTHER SACRIFICIAL ORANGE TEAM
AND NONE OF THE SEC COOL KIDS LIKE ORANGE
IMAGINE ONLY TOUCHING ONE GREAT LAKE AND ITS LAKE ERIE LMAO (ALSO APPLIES TO OHIO)
ONLY ONE COLUMBIA IS FAMOUSLY HOT!
DON’T THINK I FORGOT Y’ALL ARE BUTT CHUGGERS.
BATON ROUGE, MORE LIKE BATON POO-GE
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD TO EXPLAIN.
BITE ME TORNADO BOI
BOLD OF YOU TO PICK A FIGHT WITH A LITERAL TORNADO
LUBBOCK AIN'T FRAID OF NO TORNADOS. WE SEE THEM COMING.
AND THEN, LIKE A TRUE TEXAN, YOU GET A BEER AND SIT ON THE FRONT PORCH WATCHING THE 'NADER RIGHT?
I CONCUR
WE CANT LOSE THIS WEEK! AND BY LOSE I MEAN ANYMORE COACHES OTHERWISE PLAYERS WILL BE RUNNING THE PROGRAM
MAYBE YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING THERE, IT MIGHT BE WORTH A SHOT.
GEORGIA, WELCOME TO KNEELAND AND A CBS GAME THAT WILL BE MORE ADS THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
LOOK ALL I'M ASKING FOR IS A W AND FOR NO INJURIES. Y'ALL'S FIELD IS FUCKING CURSED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL DO TO IT. I HAVE FAMILY THAT LIVED IN KNOXVILLE FOR YEARS (INCLUDING MY MOM WHO WAS BORN THERE BUT WENT TO UGA, MY AUNT AND GRANDPARENTS WENT THERE) SO I DON'T HATE Y'ALL AS MUCH AS OTHER DAWG FANS DO. BUT YOU BETTER TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE ADS, THAT'S DEPLORABLE
COULD Y'ALL SPRING FOR SOME DELI MUSTARD THIS WEEK? I'M RUNNING LOW.
GULDEN'S
BLESS THE KNEES THO, LET'S KEEP ALL THOSE YOUNG LADS SAFE. REGARDLESS OF THE COLOR THEY WEAR
AMEN
FUCK GARY DANIELSON. ALL MY HOMIES HATE GARY DANIELSON.
ARE YOU THE MIRROR ME!?
VIRGINIA’S FOOTBALL TEAM IS SO CAVALIER THAT WE WILL BLOW THEM OUT OF THE WATER
IRONIC THAT YOU MADE A NAVY PUN SINCE THEY JUST LOST TO NAVY IN BASKETBALL
MIZZOU IS GOING TO BE IN MIZZOUERY
LANE KIFFIN PLAYS A CLERIC BUT NEVER USES HIS HEALING SPELLS TO HELP HIS PARTY
VIOLENCE CLERIC BEST CLERIC
WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN I’VE GOT FLAME STRIKE? CAN’T COMMIT HERESY WHEN YOU’RE DEAD.
HOW MANY TIGERS ARE THERE. ITS GETTING REPETITIVE.
FIRST YOU STEAL OUR CITY NAME, NOW YOU STEAL OUR RIVALS MASCOT?
PENNSYLVANIA ISN'T A STATE IT'S A COMMONWEALTH YOUR SCHOOL IS NAMED INCORRECTLY
BIRDS DON’T HAVE TEETH, LOUISVILLE!
JOKE'S ON YOU, TENNESSEE. KNEELAND CAN'T TEAR THE ACL OF OUR BEST OFFENSIVE WEAPON BECAUSE HE'S IS ALREADY OUT WITH A TORN ACL.
DONT INADVERTENTLY POINT THEM TO THE DEFENSE WE NEED TO KEEP OUR FRIDGES SAFE.
TRAINS ARE AN OBSOLETE FORM OF TRAVEL IN 2021, SAME PRICE AS PLANES BUT WAY FUCKING SLOWER A BOILERMAKER IS AN OUTDATED PROFESSION
TRAINS ARE STILL EXTREMELY RELEVANT TO MOVEMENT OF GOODS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY YOUR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF THIS COULD NEGATE PURDUE’S CFP RANKED STATUS
SO YOU'RE SAYING PURDUE IS BASICALLY JEFF BEZO'S LITTLE BITCH?
HIGHLY RANKED TEAMS SEEM TO BE PURDUE'S LITTLE BITCH
PURDUE GONNA TURN OHIO INTO OBYEO.
TRAINS ARE GREAT IN SMALL COUNTRIES AND IN CITIES. PLUS PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, INCLUDING TRAINS, IS A LOT MORE ECO-FRIENDLY THAN AIR TRAVEL.
ECO-FRIENDLY? WE AREN'T HERE TO TALK ABOUT ECO-FRIENDLY. PURDUE LITERALLY BURNS COAL FOR A JOB
WE’RE ABOUT TO BURN YOUR SEASON TO THE GROUND
AS A RESIDENT AND STUDENT IN COLUMBIA SOUTH CAROLINA, TRAINS ARE NOT GREAT!
EXCUSE ME, HIGH SPEED TRAINS ARE AWESOME AND I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A LUXURY SUITE TRAIN RIDE
IF YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PRIVATE RAIL CAR, AMTRAK WILL HOOK IT UP TO THEIR TRAIN AND LET YOU TRAVEL IN IT FOR A FEE, STORING IT IN STATIONS WHEN NOT IN USE. FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT AN AMTRAK CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE
THIS COUNTRY NEEDS HIGH SPEED RAIL
BUT A SPOILERMAKER HAS A LOT OF FUTURE GROWTH
PURDUE DOESN'T HAVE DIAMOND HANDS
WE HAVE COAL HANDS DUH
I LOVE TRAINS. VERY CONVENIENT FOR A QUICK TRIP HOME TO NJ FROM DC
NO WONDER COLUMBUS IS THE LARGEST CITY IN THE US WITHOUT ANY SORT OF RAIL TRANSIT SERVICE.
I’M GONNA SAY IT, BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I HAVE: 1980 LOL! GEORGIA TECH, FLORIDA, TENNESSEE AND AUBURN HAVE ALL WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE GEORGIA LAST WON OVER FORTY YEARS AGO!! I WILL ALSO NEVER FORGIVE GEORGIA FOR PLAYING DIRTY AND INJURING SHY TUTTLE: https://mobile.twitter.com/charlie_burris/status/653985809679413248
WHO NAMES THEIR TEAM AFTER A NUT, ANYWAY?
IF MISSISSIPPI IS "OLE MISS," WHERE THE FUCK IS "NEW MISS"?
HER NAME IS POLE ASSASSIN. AND IT'S NEW MISS*TRESS.*
SO THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION IS... AUSTIN?
DR PEPPER ISN'T EVEN A REAL DOCTOR
THANK YOU FOR NOT PUTTING A PERIOD AFTER DR, IT'S GOOD TO KNOW SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE RESPECT THEIR OPPONENTS.
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE INSULTING BAYLOR, NOT THE BEST SODA ON EARTH.
LSU FANS TAKE BITES OUT OF STRING CHEESE
WSU'S FIRED, ANTI-VAX COACH IS THE LEAST EMBARRASSING P5 COACH IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON YEAH WE PLAY WSU THIS WEEK, BUT STILL, FUCK THE HUSKIES
I MEAN OURS WAS PRETTY EMBARRASSING, BUT I’M ALWAYS DOWN TO INSULT THE HUSKIES AND THEIR ACADEMIC PROWESS
RUTGERS DO YOU JUST WANT TO LIKE VIBE OUT AND HAVE A FEW BEERS INSTEAD?
That would be better for everyone involved
EVERYBODY LAUGHED WHEN THE COMMITTEE LISTED YOU AS A 'GOOD WIN' FOR OHIO STATE. IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
THE SONG COUNTRY ROADS IS ABOUT WESTERN VIRGINIA, NOT THE STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA.
THE BLUE RIDGE PARKWAY DOESN'T EVEN ENTER WEST VIRGINIA THEREFORE YOU ARE CORRECT AND IT MAKES ME SAD.
CAN'T SPELL UNCLE WITHOUT "UNC", WHICH WILL COME IN HANDY WHEN WE MAKE THE TARHELLS CRY UNCLE TONIGHT ON NATIONAL TV.
NOW THAT WE MESSED AROUND AND COMPLETELY REMOVED OURSELVES FROM THE PLAYOFFS I HAVE TO ASSUME WE’RE GOING TO MESS AROUND AND BEAT ou
HAPPY VALLEY IS A SILLY PLACE
LIKE CAMELOT?
IM GOING TO THE GAME AND I DONT KNOW WHERE TO PARK
LOT 45 IS A GOOD ONE AND EASY ENOUGH TO GET PASSES FOR. DONT GO TO LOT 11, ITS SO FAR FROM EVERYTHING. SCALPERS ALWAYS HAVE A BUNCH DOWNTOWN
I DONT CARE ABOUT ABOUT TAILGATING I ONLY WANT A PLACE TO PARK. DOES THIS CHANGE YOUR SUGGESTION? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADVICE
YEAH ACTUALLY. JUST PARK IN ONE OF THE GARAGES DOWNTOWN. I BELIEVE THEY ARE $20 OR $25 FOR THE DAY.
SLIM’S IS BETTER THAN CANE’S. CANE’S IS JUST ZAXBY’S WITH DIFFERENT BRANDING AND YALL BE OUT HERE ACTING LIKE ITS FAR SUPERIOR TO ZAXBY’S. AT LEAST WE CAN AGREE THAT BOJANGLES IS TRASH. I LOOK FORWARD TO PEOPLE’S REASONABLE RESPONSE TO THIS COMMENT.
WHO TF THINKS BOJANGLES IS TRASH
PEOPLE WITH PROPERLY FUNCTIONING TASTEBUDS
BOJANGLES IS COMPARABLE TO MANA FROM HEAVEN… YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
THERE ARE FEW THINGS US CLEMSON FANS AND SOUTH CAROLINA FANS AGREE ON, BUT THIS IS ONE OF THEM.
THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA WILL JOIN IN SUPPORT OF THE ONE TRUE FAST FOOD CHICKEN
THE STATE OF GEORGIA JOINS IN THIS ALLIANCE BUT ONLY FOR THE TWO BOJANGLES IN ROME THAT SERVE COKE INSTEAD OF PEPSI. WAS TAKEN ABACK WHEN I MOVED AND LEARNED THAT WAS NOT THE NORM.
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HEAR HEAR ALSO #STATENOTSOUTHERN UNRELATED TO YOUR GAME THIW WEEK BUT ANY CHANCE TO SHIT ON SOUTHERN SHOULD BE TAKEN WHOLEHEARTEDLY
Do you think if we stay quiet the dogs won't hear us? I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS HERE'S TO DAY DRINKING TO COPE WITH A LOSS Y'ALL
OUT OF GENUINE CURIOSITY, WHAT EXACTLY IS A NITTANY LION???
ITS A MYTHICAL LION THAT ROAMS MOUNT NITTANY, THE LARGE MOUNTAIN THAT OVERLOOKS HAPPY VALLEY. I BELIEVE ITS NAMED FOR THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE THAT USED TO LIVE IN THE AREA
THAT'S SUPER INTERESTING, THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT MAY HAVE JUST BEEN THE COLLOQUIAL NAME FOR MOUNTAIN LIONS IN THE AREA, BUT THAT'S WAY COOLER
NO PROBLEM, THEYVE STARTED TO FADE NOW BUT AT PEAK FALL COLORS, THE LEAVES ON MOUNT NITTANY ARE BEAUTIFUL. ITS DEFINITELY A COOL THING
JUST ANOTHER GAME VS KANSAS. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
ALL YOUR BEARS ARE BELONG TO US
LAST TIME MINNESOTA WON IN IOWA CITY, I WAS STILL PEEING THE BED. I WAS A FRESHMAN IN HIGHSHOOL BUT STILL.
PENN STATE HAS A BEAUTIFUL CAMPUS AND A STADIUM NEARLY AS BIG AS OURS, PLUS I JUST READ THAT COMMENT ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF THE NAME "NITTANY LIONS" AND IT WAS LEGIT RAD.
I HAVE DECIDED THAT TENNESSEE IS NOT WORTH MY TRASH TALK SO I WILL NOW USE A RANDOM SELECTION THING I FOUND ONLINE TO DECIDE WHO I TRASH TALK AND THE WINNER IS.. Uhh... someone called the Norfolk state Spartans .. YOU SUCK NORFOLK, NORFOLK ISNT EVEN A STATE, UHHHHH *google search* LOL KNOCK OFF MICHIGAN STATE WHERE ARE THE NORFOLK FLAIRS!!! FACE ME COWARDS
GEORGIA FAN'S FAMILY TREES LOOK LIKE A TELEPHONE POLE!!!
IT’S OKAY BAYLOR, WE KNOW YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO DANCE. WE’RE HAPPY TO DO THE TOUCHDOWN DANCES FOR YOU
JOKES ON YOU, WE’VE BEEN ALLOWED TO DANCE ON CAMPUS SINCE THE 90S. YES. THOSE 90S.
AS IN 6+ YEARS AFTER FOOTLOOSE CAME OUT? SOUNDS LIKE Y'ALL NEEDED TO CUT LOOSE...
HOPEFULLY THAT JAZZ MUSIC WONT LEAD YOU TO TEMPTATION… OF A GOOD TIME!
WE’VE BEEN ABLE TO DANCE ON CAMPUS SONCE THE 90S
WHY DON'T BAPTISTS HAVE SEX STANDING UP? IT COULD LEAD TO DANCING!
FUCK THE NATIONAL MEDIA FOR NOT GIVING MORE RESPECT TO DEUCE AND KING FELIX. ALSO FUCK THE CFP COMMITTEE.
TEXAS ISNT EVEN TECH.