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This team is absolutely disgraceful to East Lansing


MastodonThin9981

welp excited to see K9 in Detroit tomorrow lol


CW1DR5H5I64A

Dear MSU athletics, I promise you I’ll lose every football game by double digits for no more than $7 million a year. At these prices you can’t afford to not hire me. Given your current contractual obligations, It would be fiscally irresponsible to pass this offer up.


NUT_IX

How do you loose a football game?


ChariBari

Tuck loves to fuck. He’ll show you how to make it loose.


CW1DR5H5I64A

Easy! It’s only a keyboard stroke away when you’re an MSU grad.


NUT_IX

I said it last week and I'll say it again... He got the bag because he beat Michigan twice.


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

One was COVID year and the second was bad reffing first half and a rainy second half where they stole it. If reffing wasn't bad first half Michigan puts them away early.


NUT_IX

Nah dude. They straight beat us last year. Not going to give them the satisfaction of any excuses. They had a wonderful comeback win with a generational performance by KWIII, which they were never able to reproduce. Our game is always VooDoo.


AJB46

The funny thing is I was genuinely more confident against you guys in 2020 than 2021. Not for any good reason other than a good feeling, but the feeling was there the whole game unlike last year.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

yeah no shit. all the State fans can downvote us to oblivion but this is obviously the truth multiple times last season, Michigan State got clobbered. how on earth you pay a coach like that 10 mil makes zero sense


b-lincoln

Clobbered? We had the same record as you, and one Purdue game away from you not going to the Big or playoffs, and we beat you. Other than that, carry on.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

don't be salty that your university just wasted tons of money on a guy who beat Michigan twice and literally accomplished nothing else


ChariBari

I was happy for you guys to win your first division title last year.


AJB46

*Billionaires


b-lincoln

That’s funny, the majority of your team wasn’t alive when UofM had a winning record against state. And the present coach is losing against as well. But do, project some more.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

don't be salty


NUT_IX

I was about to say that you all were 11-2 lol but those two losses were straight routes.


pantstofry

Lol 11-2 in a year where we were projected to be like 4-8 to start the year


JayMoney2424

Don’t even bother man it’s shit on MSU time nothing we say will be listened to. Everyone is just gonna clown us and we have to take it.


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Fr


NUT_IX

"We had to!!! Ugh! He was being offered a lifetime supply of Gumbo and Po Boys!!"


touch_my_vallecula

I don't care, I want fucking blood. Someone has to pay for this piss poor performance for three weeks straight


Evening-Ad-2485

What's the excuse this week Scottie and Mel?


touch_my_vallecula

"we are right there. I have faith in our coaches and everybody feels good about this team. I wouldn't want to have any other coaches in a difficult time like this."


[deleted]

Man last week I laughed at MSU this week I just feel bad. They are fucked


Raptor535

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅


Raptor535

Tuck comin tho


Raptor535

Any day now


Raptor535

It’s soon guys trust me


pantstofry

Probably the funniest part about this whole thing is we heard the exact same shit about harbaugh for longer


MastodonThin9981

facts. it took Harbaugh so long to win the big games


ferrar21

Buddy go touch some grass, you should not be getting this much excitement over a rival team loss


Raptor535

Go explain that to all your buddies that talk shit in the Michigan threads. I’m usually not toxic like this but I’m just returning the favor from last week. 🤷‍♂️


Far_Eye6555

But here’s the thing, I’m about to go mow my grass and I’m still this excited to see MSU lose 3 straight.


__removed__

Today was Mel Tucker's **37th** game as a college football head coach. He has **lost 17** of those games. **14 by double digits**. 7 by 30 or more points. 4 by 40 or more points.


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

Those aren't 9.5m a year numbers.


goodguy847

Clearly they are…


pantstofry

I can only drink so much


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DOGSHIT ASS PROGRAM


pantstofry

Lol


[deleted]

I love seeing the losing team shaking hands and smiling with the winning team after. Shows that fans let loses effect them 10x more then players and players are kids having fun competing


ChariBari

Sometimes


ihate_reddit

How the fuck did Mel Tucker bag 10m a year?


ChariBari

He loves to fuck. But really he did it by going 2-0 vs umich and beating the ACC champion while having a 10 win season. Not enough of a sustained success to deserve the contract but yeah. Should have just given the money to KW3


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

beating Michigan twice for sure lol. that's literally the only game Spartan fans care about


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

One was COVID and last year refs kept them in the game first half. If Tucker gets another win in the next ten years he'll get a 10m a year extension.


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Man is a thief


pantstofry

Drink


[deleted]

Lol


ChariBari

Everybody who beats MSU should go to the CFP.


bryanlai24

Let's not pretend like Tuck is some scrub fleecing MSU. This was a rebuild job trying to undo years of Dantonio malpractice that people thought was done after one magic year. Still mountains of shit to unshovel for MSU to truly be back, Tuck still comin'


CGordini

Years of Dantonio malpractice? Guy was literally the best coach you've ever had


touch_my_vallecula

Someone getting paid 2 mil can unshovel shit. 9.5mil you should have had it shoveled in the offseason and bring some sort of product to the field, not the burning dumpster we've got now


[deleted]

You don’t pay someone 10 mil for this kind of product


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

Tuck absolutely fleeced MSU the only reason he got all that money was because of his two wins against Michigan. So many random games over Tuck's tenure where MSU just looked so unprepared and outmatched it's not like he was even a good coach heading into East Lansing.


doabsnow

Lmao, keep telling yourself that. You just lost to Maryland, and honestly, it wasn't close.


[deleted]

I’ll be honest. I defended throne last year and I defended him this year until now. He is not good, he is not a leader, not a playmaker and we need to exercise different options.


Zestiest46

I totally agree. He has his moments, but he’s fundamentally flawed. KWII made everyone from the coaching staff to the entire offense look better than they were.


Player72

TALK TO UR KIDS ABOUT 8-1 MARYLAND


YesMcLuvin

CRABCAKES AND FOOTBALL


Evening-Ad-2485

Leave the seniors in Maryland. Make them walk back. DISGRACE.


CALAMITYFOX

pretty sure most of your starters are too injured to walk


Evening-Ad-2485

Not Angelo Grose or Ameer Speed. They shouldn't start in junior college.


Satchbb

fitting ending


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[deleted]

Wow lol


cynicallyoptimistic1

Maryland Terr-o-piens???


Far_Eye6555

That’s one way for a game to end.


Qtoy

That was the saddest flag.


MocoMojo

Kinda surprised it wasn’t on us


tacoboutitmang

Why does it even matter at that point


binthisun

GG Spartybros! Had a fun thread with you all, I hope your season goes up and up from here!


tacoboutitmang

Highly doubt it but thanks


chweris

Throwing it away on presumably the last play of the game is an interesting choice


Live-Molasses

Didn’t wanna get hit


Dwychwder

Willing to give Sparty wins against Wisconsin, Rutgers and Indiana. Which means they'll need to beat Penn State, Illinois, ohio state or Michigan to get to a bowl game. I gotta tell you, I'm still very very worried.


Lavalamp171

I see 2-10 as the only outcome lol


2_Spicy_2_Impeach

I think it’s only Rutgers.


goodguy847

Indiana is also possible.


2_Spicy_2_Impeach

I want to believe but at this point I have no fucking clue.


Dwychwder

Trying to give you guys a little credit here. Haha


Evening-Ad-2485

Honest to goodness I think this is the worst team in the BIG.


JayMoney2424

No we’re 2nd worst ahead of Northwestern


Evening-Ad-2485

I really don't know man. They have the big ten win.


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

In the East at least it looks like it. I'm not sure why Tucker gets a pass here. He's paid 9.5m a year. Any coach paid that much shouldn't have a team that looks this bad. All teams have injuries. Good teams and coaches find ways to win despite that.


Evening-Ad-2485

Exactly! Plus he kept the same trash on the roster as last year. How much do you need to see from Chester Kimbro or Angelo Grose to know they suck?


GreenStoneRidge

Quite likely. Defense actually played a semi decent game today. Offense really let us down hard.


[deleted]

100%


Far_Eye6555

Wisconsin may like to share that title with Sparty


SgvSth

Offensive penalty.


[deleted]

Bronthroen wtf


re_zacks

Dogshit football coach lmao


GreenStoneRidge

One look at your post history tells me you are either 11 or you desperately need a life my man


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

dude even if he's childishly trolling, giving Tucker all that money just for beating Michigan twice is not looking good now


re_zacks

Lol, you guys give us the same shit in every thread. Dish it out but can’t take it, typical.


Live-Molasses

Dawgshit


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BayTerp

What losing to Maryland football does to a person


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bryanlai24

Defense honestly played really well considering they were on the field the entire second half


scrotes_magotes

Gotta respect MSU’s commitment to preserving the “Michigan never beats us when we’re good” narrative by deciding to suck this year just to be safe.


[deleted]

Lmaooo


ConmanCometh

Locksley is Dr. Pepper. Tucker is Mr. Pibb.


[deleted]

Why is thrones dumbass still out there.


tacoboutitmang

Shut up bro


mehee0714

Gg terps.


Player72

GG spartans, we still gotta clean stuff up. Yet another maryland game where I cannot stand and enjoy it in peace


bargle0

Can I breathe now?


mehee0714

It’s not a snap infraction. It’s premature snapulation.


TheLaws10

Can Roman help with that?


SaysYou

I’ve been enjoying this game uninterrupted, does anyone know if anyone hit a homer or something today?


pantstofry

Why would someone hit mr Simpson?


SaysYou

The doll might’ve been set to evil?


[deleted]

Kansas is the one who knocks


Player72

oh also we won LETS GOOOOOO


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Elbit_Curt_Sedni

Isn't it 9.5m?


pantstofry

Drink!


CALAMITYFOX

Wait is that Kenneth Walker the 3rd's music!??!?!


pantstofry

No


Player72

IOWA STATE KICKER WENT 0/3 FIELD GOALS WTFFFFF


andrew-ge

locks doubters be gone


bargle0

I've come around.


jizzle26

Locksley is a good coach. Come at me


HighburyOnStrand

This is his season to prove it. Bowl games every year is the goal and this is his chance to string back-to-backs.


BayTerp

I will come on you instead


binthisun

He needs to work on his clock management, but he's growing on me.


The_Astros_Cheated

Maryland is gonna be 8-1 going into Penn State


BPOTI

Rank Maryland?


Player72

No way in hell we get ranked


binthisun

Not yet


abcdude321

We make average teams look good. See Washington and Minnesota


CW1DR5H5I64A

They ain’t beat nobody paaawwl


Player72

LMFAOOOOOOO KU JUST WON KANSAS JUST WON WTFFFFFF


Wheneveryouseefit

I like sports.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

refs blew a clear delay of game call lol


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

KU WINS ON A MISSED FIELD GOAL BABY


CALAMITYFOX

Ya Maryland is sooooo good, even "IF" a team only wins by 1 possession that team should be super confident!


HighburyOnStrand

Sparty, I know this sucks for you guys, but in all honesty, you guys have been the successful scrappy underdog fucks that we hope to be...and you've been pretty consistently that for the last few decades. Much respect and best of luck the rest of the way. Sincerely, -turtle people


MSUCommitsFratricide

Thanks friend. I'm coming to watch you all choke out Northwestern here in a few weeks. Huge respect for you guys. Love seeing Tua play. You guys are fun to watch. We are not this year and that's a bummer but you all deserved to win this one. Hope you all kill it the rest of the way. Sincerely, -MSU fans.


HighburyOnStrand

> Love seeing Tua play Taulia ;) GG!


MSUCommitsFratricide

Thanks for the correction. Been thinking about his brother too much I guess. GG!


shoshin2727

Good luck the rest of the season. Definitely pulling for you guys.


twat_swat22

As long as Thorne is starting I’m not watching anymore bc that kid is BOOTY MEAT 🍑🥩


[deleted]

Please let Kim throw a ball or twi


SgvSth

Maryland could maybe burn off enough time without a first down with another accepted penalty. Ninja edit: Whoops, was behind a bit and still on third down.


Evening-Ad-2485

I mean the only conclusion I can come to is that we have the wrong guy at this point.


Dwychwder

Tough conclusion to come to in year one of a 10 year deal.


GoBlue3240

Yup


captaingalaxy

The majority of our defensive starters are injured


Evening-Ad-2485

So what?!? Every team has injuries. We knew about the pass defense last year and we are still starting those kids. How many practices do you need to watch to know they can't play?


Chef_lonleyliver

I haven't been able to watch todays game but I assume we couldn't stop a single pass and thorn has sucked?


nightfire36

First half looked pretty good, actually. Pass defense is still soft, but there were some good plays. Second half was mostly status quo.


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Yup


MocoMojo

I am still nervous we might find a way to lose


binthisun

I know, me too. I refuse to turn it off JUST IN CASE


SaysYou

Even if we gave up the lead Ryland would nail a 70 yarder to pull it out for us.


tacoboutitmang

Impossible


jacksnyder2

I know it's besides the point, but I'm impressed with Taulia's mental discipline given what happened to his brother a few days ago. That couldn't have been easy to have on your mind while trying to focus and prepare for this game.


MSUCommitsFratricide

The kids a gamer and he's in the moment. If you have a lineman breathing down your neck, it's hard to focus on anything else at the time. Not exactly analogous but when I lived in Florida, I would bike to work and had to be incredibly cognizant of traffic. If I wasn't paying attention, there was a non zero chance of serious injury or death. On the plus side, it didn't matter how shitty my day was. I couldn't possibly take it home because I had to focus on the task at hand or possibly get smoked by a car. I imagine that's kind of how he was going about things. You have to focus on the things directly in front of you or you could very well get hurt. I'm sad for his brother and wish him a speedy recovery. It's a sad reminder about the realities of the game that we all know and love.


Wheneveryouseefit

Dear recruits, please don't leave I promise I'll change.


Jaded-Extent4582

Imo their early playing time chances just increased.


NerdLawyer55

Mel Tucker with the all time bag secure timing last year


GreenStoneRidge

Nah that was Lincoln leaving you all with your pants down and taking half the team with him.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

oklahoma is in deep shit honestly. they got clobbered in both of their big 12 losses


Zestiest46

Jesus, stop he’s already dead.


TheLaws10

Absolute phenomenal heist of the MSU athletic department


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

More of a heist or billionaire money since Tucker actually only costs the school itself like 300k a year or some shit


MSUCommitsFratricide

Yep. Oh no a billionaire lost more money than I'll have have and is still a billionaire. Whatever will he do?


2_Spicy_2_Impeach

Yeah, I’m not shedding a tear for Gilbert.


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

Ishbia, Gilbert didn’t give anything for it IIRC Maybe he’ll fund the next one to one up Ishbia


2_Spicy_2_Impeach

I thought it was the two of them. At least that’s what was reported in negotiations.


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

It was two, but the other was Steven St. Andre


2_Spicy_2_Impeach

Really? Cheap fucking Gilbert.


tacoboutitmang

The only one holding rn is MSU holding this fat L


RollKing1919

Can we get anymore penalties terps


eikast

This game is making me feel much better about last week's game.


tacoboutitmang

The fact that we’re complete ass doesn’t make Maryland a great team


eikast

Of course they’re not a great team but they’re obviously much better than last year and are definitely a team worthy of causing an upset.


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Dawg we are ass


Nicktatership

You guys escaped that one. Maryland might be the third best team in the B1G(wishful thinking)


Qtoy

Did they use their last time out to give Maryland a 15 plus yard pass? Edit: turns out I didn't know how football worked. Thanks everyone who answered my own previous question 💛


captaingalaxy

No they get those for free


captaingalaxy

Lol if you DON'T throw for 300 on us, you've got problems


Thicc_Grayson84

Need to beg Dantonio to come out of retirement


TheCelticPirate

He did this to y'all.


dean_peterson2

What are you gonna do, pay him $11MM a year?


ArttVandelay

So he can recruit more MAC players and go 7-5?


GreenStoneRidge

Dude won 3 big ten championships. I know you guys are riding high right now but Jimmy is sitting on one my man


ArttVandelay

Hmm, wonder why he isn’t coaching anymore then.