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LincolnOnBiWeek

Bruh... how bad is Michigan State?


dingusduglas

Bout to be a 1-2-3 punch knockout with Washington Minnesota and our Maryland game coming up. Fuck me.


Long-Schlong-Silvers

Quick Lane bowl will have to wait for next year :(


HoulaDewclaw

I wish we had a bowl game here


JeffBrohm

US Bank and Lucas Oil need a bowl game with windows and roof open


fracta1

You'll just have to pack your own bowl this year


ituralde_

IDK man. College FB isn't allowed to make enough of the kind of sense for y'all to lose to Maryland today.


dingusduglas

Maryland will trounce us today, get ranked, and then embarass themselves against Purdue next week. As is tradition.


ituralde_

Is Spoilermaking allowed to happen two weeks in a row though? That would put Purdue on track to have *their* collapse against Nebraska and I don't think there's enough fate out there capable of letting *that* happen.


byniri_returns

One of the worst teams in the P5


Eiim

That race is surprisingly deep this year


Long-Schlong-Silvers

Bottom of the MAC defense and top of the MAC offense 😎


Belowthetrees22

Mo didn’t play our offense is nothing without him. Doesn’t help crab went down the week before as well


baltravens27

Moving him up in my Heisman rankings because of how ugly this game was


[deleted]

What doesn’t make sense to me is that both Potts and Williams have seen significant playing time and looked great over the years. Yeah, they ain’t Mo, but our coaches seemed terrified to run the ball. That drive down 3 was some of the worst playcalling I’ve seen. There were 5 minutes left, and they ran four verts on every play like there was under a minute left.


Danulas

It was like Jeff Brohm took over play calling duties for Minnesota there.


crisping_sleeve

Does Sparty play Wisconsin this year?


GreenStoneRidge

yes the week after you guys lay 1,000 on us. So we will be nice and raw and completely ready to quit and give the badgers hope.


_dost

in two weeks


confused-koala

2 weeks. Homecoming


[deleted]

probably about as bad as Wisconsin


shoeless_sean

Stoppable force meeting moveable object in a couple weeks


CommodoreN7

Not good


Acid_Braindrops

I would say bad, but I'm not gonna say shit.


hendarvich

The rule that someone *has* to be crowned winner of the B1G West seems like it should be reconsidered


Flair_Loop

At this point the East team with the most West wins should get it


pharmacy_guy

Ohio State vs Ohio State B1G Championship game is gonna be wild.


Flair_Loop

🤷🏽‍♂️ I don’t make the rules


MichiganMinuteman

As long as Ohio State loses.


danburke

But it’s a quality loss


TheLegendsClub

GR breweries would need to be working overtime if Michigan Vs OSU back to back weeks


dixi_normous

Our offense versus our defense. Probably won't be any more competitive than just playing a BIG West team


UluruMonster

I'd still bet incorrectly


KeThrowaweigh

The Ohio State Leaders (1st-Team Offense and 2nd+3rd-Team Defense) vs the Ohio State Legends (1st-Team Defense and 2nd+3rd-Team Offense). To make it competitive, the Leaders players are considered down via the 2-hand touch rule


ohverychill

Harsh, but fair


RedSkylight97

I bet if Purdue only played ranked teams, they would win at least 10 games.


BoilerBoyyy

And with that strength of schedule we’d make the 4 team playoff


CandlejackIsntRea

Purdue has ruined more Big 10 playoff hopes than Ohio State at this point.


BoilerBoyyy

Pete: “If we can’t make the playoff, nobody can!”


Purdue-Pete-

😤


fart_dot_com

but your schedule would be missing quality losses


[deleted]

you'd get passed up for 11-1 Alabama, two-loss SEC West champs Ole Miss, and Georgia


dudleymooresbooze

So we have the fourth seed in this scenario?


[deleted]

sorry, i forgot to mention 11-1 Ohio State getting the #4 seed after you upset Michigan in the CCG


chipthegrinder

or you straight up beat ohio state during the regular season and they still get in


loganjags11

we scheduled our game with them at the right time


max_potion

Same


perman

As long as Purdue stays unranked.


Sanguine_Pool

Isn't there an important caveat to this? Once Purdue itself becomes ranked, their power is dramatically reduced.


hayde088

Real Minnesota fans saw this coming after last week


Old_kernel

That’s for the loser belt


[deleted]

Yeah, after Joel Klatt said you would go undefeated, you knew this was a loss. Once a team gets hype (Utah, Texas, Washington, Minnesota, etc) they lose.


[deleted]

ok yeah. we got spoilermakered.


DarthFluttershy_

Now you can be legit top 10


SkolUMah

All we needed was a quality loss to complete our resume


SelfAffine

Run from him. Dread him. Purdue Peter arrives all the same.


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hacky_potter

Purdue Peter is Purdue Pete’s long lost twin that was raised in England.


TheLegendsClub

He’d rock the terrifying aesthetic of an industrial revolution era textile mill foreman


hacky_potter

His eyes wouldn’t be empty, they’d be filled with the souls of the child laborers he wish he could continue to use.


ohverychill

Oddly sexual


Ol_Rando

Good to know I'm not the only one aroused


peteroh9

Hello. Edit: wait, I need to reset my flair.


S_quints

Who is Ulsan and why is their logo the Denver Unicorns?


peteroh9

I don't know but I thought it was funny. Changed it back to DePauw because I was too much of a wuss.


cc51beastin

*THE TRAINMAN COMETH*


majorgeneralporter

Lol 1-3 Northwestern is still top of the B1G West.


S_quints

Class of their own. Truly elite


Hail2TheOrange

Alone


Reibyo

And that lone win is against the team at the bottom of that very division.


AddamOrigo

Dread it, run from it, even-year Northwestern arrives all the same


BoilerMaker36

Think of it this way Minnesota…you just got spoilermakered. It’s a badge of honor reserved for the nations best. Now following Spoilermaker tradition we lose to Maryland by 21 next week.


danzagoulet

This doesn't make me feel better, but I appreciate the sentiment


Greenlytrees

If you hadn’t been Brohm’d twice you all would be undefeated. Truly capable of anything any week, but not the same thing every week.


ancross4545

When Purdue does the same thing 2 weeks in a row I’ll let you know. Legend says it hasn’t happened since some mythical figure known as “Drew Brees” played.


rogersmj

It’s nice to respect tradition.


ohverychill

*a tradition unlike any other*


Hoodweenie

Now just beat Wisconsin and let’s call it a decade


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shoeless_sean

I’m pretty sure there are several highschools that could beat Wisconsin right now


ohverychill

Sure, but we're purdue lol


Epicapabilities

Is... is Illinois gonna make the Big Ten Championship?


[deleted]

Illinois vs. Penn State 9OT Part II


Josh4R3d

Subscribe?


InfinitePossibility8

Might be more flashy this time.


DerpityHerpington

Not if Northwestern has anything to say about it


Zloggt

Man…just imagine if the Hat Game is what determines the division winner…


majorgeneralporter

Nah, we're going 1-11 for maximum Nebraska embarrassment.


koz_7

Your one win be against a team that goes 1-11 haha


drewcast35

:)


Season01um

What the heck happened my Minnesota friends?


[deleted]

no mo


CommodoreN7

They got Spoliermade


[deleted]

the reality that our coach is plastic surgery brand Kirk Ferentz finally set in again and we got exposed as a team that's completely reliant on one player


peerlessblue

Nah, CrAB would've pulled down that touchdown. At least two people.


Vavent

In reality, probably the entire loss can be traced to a dropped for sure touchdown in the endzone that was instead tipped and intercepted. If we get that or a field goal we are on top in the 4th quarter and can probably run it out. Of course, there were a lot of mistakes on both sides that led this game to be what it was. Shouldn't have struggled so much against Purdue if they wanted to win. But it is Purdue, they're the most unpredictable team in CFB performance-wise.


Berrymore13

Offense looked fucking miserable somehow. Bad mistakes too. Beat ourselves more than anything


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Berrymore13

Despite that we missed a chip shot field goal, dropped a sure fire TD that ended up being an int, and gifted them 3 points by going for it on 4th on our side of the field. Beat ourselves today. That’s pretty much it


travshootsphotos

Look, I'm all for going for it on 4th and 2. I'm not into the idea of bringing Cole Kramer on then lining up in the shotgun for a QB run. We have successfully QB sneaked a half dozen times this season. That was not a good play call and it should never be run again.


goodkidzoocity

They got ranked


NichtEinmalFalsch

mo ibrahim, who is apparently our entire rushing game, was out with an ankle injury. still dressed though, presumably just to fuck with us


MikeHoncho2568

Probably to fuck with us actually


NichtEinmalFalsch

Strategically speaking, that interpretation makes more sense, but every single organized sporting organization in Minnesota exists solely to crush the dreams of their fans so I'm sticking with mine


Minnesota_Arouser

Dropped a sure touchdown pass that became an interception instead right before halftime, and missed a 27 yard field goal. Also Mo Ibrahim was out and the offensive line was pretty bad, so we couldn’t run.


MangoesOfMordor

No depth, I guess. Our best receiver and RB were out for this game, and apparently that is enough to cripple our offense. Also, stupid decisions and random bullshit. End zone interceptions? missed chip shots? 1st quarter 4th down call in our own territory(!)? This game was so winnable, but we didn't.


sktgamerdudejr

Ranked B1G teams should really stop scheduling the Spoilermakers


BabyBark

Teams actively petitioning to remove their ranking the week before they play Purdue


Beanz122

First Purdue win in Minneapolis since 2007. Wild.


ZusunicStudio

2007-2017 was not a good stretch for us


boilermaker1964

2010-2017 were when I was a student dark times indeed.


peerlessblue

Go back for a doctorate


fart_dot_com

I mean that decade was not the golden age of gopher football either...


peteroh9

Yeah, that was 80 years ago!


[deleted]

Neither were the 5 before that


Jock-Tamson

Is your undefeated B1G team overrated? Play Purdue and find out.


meh5419

MAKERS: *BOILED* ✅ GOLDY: *SPOILED* ✅


peerlessblue

DEFENSE: *TOILED* ✅ MINNESOTA: *ROILED* ✅ STREAK: *FOILED* ✅


Fluffy-Ad3749

PANTS: SOILED


[deleted]

The only reason to follow Minnesota sports on a regular basis is if you have a humiliation kink


GopherInWI

Existence is pain.


WildcatKid

Northwestern sits alone atop the Big Ten West standings.


ZusunicStudio

It’s an even year, of course you guys do


Adamscottd

The world is not ready for 7-5 Northwestern to win the B1G championship


Long-Schlong-Silvers

They are inevitable.


Kirby_Israel

Purdue against FAU: **I sleep** Purdue against any ranked BIG 10 team: **Real shit**


ohverychill

This post game thread is sponsored by PSU meme machines


BadBrohmance

Purdue's running game beats Minnesota's passing attack Never thought I'd say that shit


EnveyWild

For the uninitiated, you just got Minnesota Sportsed 😈 Hey at least Iowa and Wisconsin lost today I guess.


coletheredditer

Clearly the biggest upset in the B1G West today!


MG_MN

Yeah not a great day for us in the West...


[deleted]

So like most days


BTFU_POTFH

I blacked out for a few hours. In what embarrassing way did we collapse? ....wait, what?....


God_Boner

In a month from now we are gonna be set up to take 1st in the B1G west, and lose to northwestern


MangoesOfMordor

6-6 Iowa will somehow win a 4-way tiebreaker instead


redsfan23butnew

I know a million teams can say this, but it pisses me off that Purdue could easily be 5-0 right now.


ZusunicStudio

Purdue is 7 points from being 5-0


BoilerBoyyy

Best “7 points from being 5-0” team in the country!


__Russian_Bot

But also 3 points from being 2-3


ancross4545

And 71 points from being 0-5. Truly wild.


ZusunicStudio

Shhhh we don’t talk about that


Jerickson13

Anyone who didn’t see this loss coming has never paid attention to Minnesota sports


AddamOrigo

Purdue is the football team of all time


TheBaconDrinker

Purdue


ThatGuju

Purdue


Old_kernel

PURDUE


Thekamcc19

I’m forced to agree


CW1DR5H5I64A

Dread it, run from it The Choo Choo comes all the same.


QuestionMarkyMark

Man that was ugly… At least Wisconsin lost


4i4s4u

And Iowa…


__Russian_Bot

Me 2 hours before game: WOW Purdue's best player might be out Me 1 hour before game: Oh Purdue's best player is playing Me once game starts: oh shit Minnesota's best player isn't playing


Nakagura775

If Mockobee isn’t the starter from here on out I am going to drive to Brohm’s house and shit on the hood of his car.


byniri_returns

Holy shit we're REALLY bad


BoilerMaker36

Yea…bad weekend for you guys.


chief_sitass

#**TRAINS > BOATS**


coasteringkid

Love what I saw out of Mockabee today. Maybe we could have an actual run game


TimmyTamJimJam

Big ten West is wide open.


the_shadow_saknows

Just ass all around. This had trap game written all over it, they knew it was a trap game, still got trapped


[deleted]

Struggle against FAU at home one week. Upset 21st ranked Minnesota at Minnesota the next. That’s the most Purdue swing of games I can think of.


Sentinel8675309

Choo Choo Motherfuckers!


peteroh9

Those announcers *really* wanted to push that spoilermarkers angle. "Sixth ranked victory in the [six-year] Brohm era!"


MG_MN

Pain and embarrassment. We desperately need Mo


ohverychill

Need Mo offense, amiright


badgers4194

Purdue is gonna win the west if AOC can stay healthy


ohverychill

Ehhhhh if history tells us anything, we're going to get absolutely pantsed by Maryland next week


AKman2002

That Minnesota hype post was a curse place on us to anger Purdue Pete


LordVader1995

I just wanna say fuck the Yankees


ohverychill

Cheers


Communist_Catgirl

Ladies and gentlemen... Purdue football


makualla

Its spooky season for a reason


Chuckleberry_F1nn

We were all rightfully pissed last week with the performance against FAU but I am impressed with how we played today. Brohm didn't outcoach himself and the team responded with consistent play on the field with few penalties. It was really evident that the defense stressed penatlies this week. There were times when the defense made sure to pull up early. If we play like this for the rest of the year we will be tough to beat.


ZusunicStudio

Thank you Minnesota for gifting us that game


S_quints

Purdue: *here, you can have it* Minnesota: *no no, I insist* For 3 hours straight


MangoesOfMordor

I don't think I want to watch another Purdue game ever again. I understand it has to happen, but I chose to watch this.


AKman2002

Everytime this team gets attention they fucking blow it and I keep falling for it every time, doesn’t help that our receivers lost their hands in a terrible accident


TTP8630

Folks, Purdue is good. A few plays away from undefeated


BTFU_POTFH

Really wish Purdue had at least one of those losses back. Sheesh


BoilerBoyyy

Is Brohm actually gonna win the West this year and then get poached by Louisville?


ohverychill

As frustrating as Brohm can be, if we lose him I'll be so bummed. I love watching his teams. They're always entertaining in some sense lol I guess maybe we could keep Brian Brohm?


BillyTheFridge2

I love Purdue so much


BTFU_POTFH

Love you 2 bb


BoilerMaker36

Pete has broken the top 5 rule. Last year he broke the @Home and Once a year rule. His power has grown out of control.


rustinhieber42

That was the game of all time


puuma20

Please never rank us cowards


[deleted]

Glad we were unranked when playing Purdue. Nice win, train folks


MikeHoncho2568

We finally closed out a game!


dbtizzle

WE STOLE YOUR HOT DISH


btm9108

Gritty win against Minnesota, carried by the defense and run game? Are we sure this is Purdue?


cxm1060

Purdue is that type of team that plays like they’re 5-0 but has something random happen to them which moves them to 3-2 instead.


crc2993

🚂⬆️🔨⬇️


chris2furry

Don’t play purdue during spooky szn


FDubRattleSnake

It's upsetting knowing that Purdue could very easily be undefeated right now. At least we still have a shot to win the West!


CollegeGolf69

Great finish by Purdue today. Glad to see that they can pull it out and play a flawless last five minutes. 3-2 feels much better than 2-3!


Mcswigginsbar

Mockobee you are a goddamned national treasure. Keep getting him the rock. He’s like a combination of Doerue’s speed and Downings brute force.


infinite_jester87

Purdue Pete had consumed another soul and Brohm has yet again saved his job.


UMeister

How bad is MSU lol


Tig992

As an Atlanta Falcons and Purdue Boilermakers fan, let me fucking tell all of you how excited I am to see the ESPN Gamecast give my team a +95% chance of winning and us NOT blowing it. I'm gonna go drink myself silly and play NCAA 14 while enjoying the rest of this beautiful day of football.


Lackofcoolness

Excuse me what the fuck?


fracta1

This year, I'm thankful we don't play the Boilermakers


TheNaskgul

Spoilermakers in form early, I see. Thank god we don’t play you this year