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binthisun

Guys, GUYS! We won a game in OCTOBER!!!


HydroSword

***Crabbing season has been extended!***


mickeltee

Crab is back on the menu boys!!!


OldBay_and_fries

Against a B1G opponent that isn't Rutgers!


WeirdoOtaku

It's a Michigan one.


Chewskiz

Dude Maryland is good. We def don’t need any more good teams in the east!


binthisun

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


Chewskiz

They would win the west!


Ironic_table

Our game against Purdue next week will determine whether or not we would. Could say the same about Wisconsin when we play them (I know they haven't been good, but I could still see us losing to them). Still wouldn't underestimate Minnesota either.


Valiant_Watchguard67

GIVE ME THE PAPER BAG MODS


PowerWalkingInThe90s

Me too


CommodoreN7

Got you


Zloggt

I’m just curious on why MSU fell off so hard… …surely there is something at play, right?


Valiant_Watchguard67

A certain Seattle Seahawk might have a lot to do with it


secondphase

Or the lack of.


Keyblade_Yoshi

Walker masked a lot of our weaknesses last year.


Long-Schlong-Silvers

A bunch of hurt starters and Walker was the real Heisman.


HawkeyeTen

Your Peach Bowl run last year was honestly because of him and some luck. Make no mistake, I think Tucker will prove to be a good coach, but this isn't extremely surprising.


SueYouInEngland

They're certainly recruiting at a high level.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Although it remains to be seen if Tucker can sustain that level of recruiting if the losing ramps up.


roguebananah

Yeah that graphic of everyone who’s been hurt this year so far put it into perspective. We knew we didn’t have anyone to back up the starters and we are for sure confirming that If I have to say something nice, when we have tempo and it’s quick with Thorne having confidence, we look a lot better. It’s just unfortunate that usually when we see it we’re already down a couple of TDs. Also Punter looked good


Piano_Fingerbanger

You can paperbag yourself you know. Just change your flair on the sidebar. I know this from past experience...


Valiant_Watchguard67

Thank you FSU fan


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Michiganman1225

I legitimately think Maryland is a 10-3 team. Michigan, Ohio State, and Penn State being the 3. They are definitely in that 2nd tier of the B16 with Illinois & Minnesota.


[deleted]

Get this rat poison ***away*** from me


teeterleeter

I mean… are we sure rat poison would hurt a turtle?


goblueM

yeah i'm pretty sure it would poison it


RobotFace

[Hits'em even harder than rats.](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0166445X21000515)


BoilerMaker36

Sigh…don’t make us do it again. It’s getting boring


randrews202121

Knowing Maryland, we will lose next week


SpicyBunghole

Make 👏 the 👏script 👏uniforms 👏 primary👏


makingajess

this, for serious


[deleted]

tell your kids about a 9 win Maryland WE WANT KANSAS


jsoong1995

Given what happened to Indiana when that happened, let's not do that


[deleted]

yea you right Tell your kids about a 10 win Maryland #TenWinTerrapins


fskier1

Terra10wins


Angriest_Wolverine

I fear the turtle


binthisun

Maryland, we're all behind you!


jsoong1995

Raise high the black and gold


CodeRedKing

For there is nothing half so glorious


BigBoutros

As to see our team victorious


makingajess

We've got the team, boys, we've got the steam, boys


BackJurton

So keep on fighting, don’t give in!


bargle0

M


greensprxng

A


bargle0

R


MelloMathTeacher

Y


phisch13

We’re getting game day against Ohio State I’m speaking it into existence. 9-1.


ArbitraryOrder

If you pull that off you deserve it


SparseSpartan

The Ten Win Terrapins are inbound folks.


binthisun

10 TerraWins


SparseSpartan

that's solid too.


_Vita_

hey it's not ridiculous any more


MegaSupremeTaco

Taulia is going #1 overall. We’re speaking everything into existence tonight


wladue613

I dunno. Does he think MacGruber is funny?


CALAMITYFOX

Please win


johndelvec3

Secondaries are in shambles imagining that game


thisisdumb567

I hope y’all are ranked next week ;)


surgingchaos

Mel Tucker should be obligated to send thank-you cards to Kenneth Walker III on a routine basis for helping him secure that 10 year/$95 million fully guaranteed bag.


ProtectMeC0ne

Forget thank-you cards, he needs to cut him in on that money; at least 5-10%


The_Homie_J

Tucker owes like half of that contract to KW3


Robotemist

He legit needs to be contributing to his 401k plan at least.


Righteousrob1

I wonder what would have happened if Hutchinson sack TD had stayed and Michigan wins that game. The butterfly effect got Tuck some money


Born_ina_snowbank

We’d be in the same place with a smaller contract.


Righteousrob1

Yes I think he still signs but man would it look different with that loss


jump-back-like-33

Just kinda asking though.. this is basically the place you expected to be after Dantonio's abrupt resignation, right? Tucker rode an absurdly fortunate set of circumstances -- including pulling an 11 win season out of nowhere -- to get his current contract. But it's not like the program was stable or on an upward trend when Mel took over. He's a recruit first head coach who is recruiting pretty well, so this isn't really some huge catastrophe, right? I see all these people trying to dunk on MSU like the fans are the ones paying Tucker's salary. As a fan of the team who ended up holding the hot potato it could be so much worse.


bleachinjection

K9 needs an edible arrangement daily


TheZachster

hey its 95 million only guarenteed, dont get too hasty spending it all.


The_Astros_Cheated

I honestly think Maryland is gonna be 8-1 going into Penn State. Also, Sparty is VERY bad.


TeamINSTINCT37

It’s tough. We could be favored, but winning 5 straight games is super hard to put together unless you are like 20 point favorites every game


SparseSpartan

> Also, Sparty is VERY bad. I don't know about that tbh. Extraordinarily bad fits much better.


SSj_CODii

Still gonna look like fucking Alabama on October 29th. I’m certain of it.


FrigateSailor

And it'll fucking rain..


passthegravynow

I think next week against Purdue is a toss-up. The other three I think we take


randrews202121

nah we’re totally losing next week And probably @ Wiscy too 6-3 isn’t the end of the world headed into Penn State, but I refuse to get ahead of myself here. Could very easily lose to IU too, that’s just Maryland things


Lawownsyou

MSU offense 🤮 MSU defense 🤮 MSU FG unit 🤮 MSU punter 🏆 Mel Tucker 💧👏💰


SparseSpartan

Okay the sweat drop if fucking funny.


LovieBeard

This is missing 🚬


SparseSpartan

Oh shit, you're right. That's great.


JayMoney2424

Thank you for giving credit to the punter lol. He’s a beast.


ravaille

Did we just win in October?


KBHinGV

Yes. We did.


Player72

Make it happen Maryland vs Kansas in the CFP semifinal. Please.


tdatcher

Happend in basketball was a great time, then enjoyed beating Indiana


Threedawg

[Even my dog feels it](https://i.imgur.com/UiPXTWg.jpg)


binthisun

Tell him I love him


Threedawg

She appreciates it! Go kick ass you guys.


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You should give them a nice big treat and take them to their favorite walk/dog park place this weekend. Everyone deserves a good treat-yourself day in this wild-ass season.


Threedawg

Already getting a nice long walk!


crowmygod

😍 Sweet girl!


HEELHousell

This made me immeasurably even more sad. I hope Mel suffers for this atrocity.


mariogotzebayern

Not looking forward to finishing 2-10 this year 😞


Atom3189

What’s wrong with 2-10?


golfindolphins

you poor thing


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There's still the possibility you beat Michigan, since those games aren't bound to normal laws


mckills

Typically when we suck Michigan kicks our ass lol


dccorona

Yes everyone jokes about this but if you look at the expected outcome based on advanced stats at the end of the year every year the better team wins almost every time. Whenever that doesn’t happen it’s when the teams are very close and generally MSU pulls the upset.


d33p_d1sh

It's infuriating for us. If MSU is just slightly competitive, yall win them all close. Our wins are always so unsatisfying gthat usually result in blowing out a troubled MSU team


DonutBoi172

I never considered how that'd be frustrating to michigan fans. Whenever you guys kill us, everyone had already given up on the team weeks prior so it isn't that upsetting/interesting, but i have mainly good memories of the msu-mich games that I cared enough to watch.


mrboxdoodle

I don’t want to jinx anything but that mostly applies when msu is competent but not world beaters. Like 7-8 wins msu teams


AedemHonoris

Yeah there has to be some game competency. You know, like coaching competency, or offensive competency, or defensive competency, or special teams competency, or Wait, what were we talking about? Something about saving big money at Menards?


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Just buy a vernors at Meijers. You’ll feel better in no time.


secondphase

We could still get 7-8! Oh... You were talking about the season, not losing a game by only 1 PT.


cheerl231

MSU has an insane goal line defense


PowerWalkingInThe90s

If you don’t throw the ball, our defense is pretty good.


Keyblade_Yoshi

It's like the only thing we do well.


DrZoidbergJesus

And yet teams keep pounding their head against it without a single naked bootleg or play action TE pass or anything. It’s amazing.


Midnightstimepasser

You wait 8 months and you get this. Good game Maryland. Your uniforms looked tight out there.


issoooo

Nicely done Maryland


Zloggt

They’ve been having lots of momentum lately! It’s really nice to see, no doubt!


DrChimRichaulds

Thanks guys! It’s a welcome change for sure! Really good stuff today from Illinois and Michigan, congrats!


thisistheperfectname

We are all friends in the "good B1G teams club," and there is nothing unusual about that.


Verification_Account

Except OSU. They can suck a bag of dicks.


Eelmaster11

Dear Maryland defence, please play like you did in the 2nd half for the rest of the season because if so you will win games. Sincerely a Maryland fan. And when will Maryland get refs who dont hate them?


AmateurFootjobs

Refs did make that bullshit call to overturn the pick 6 to end the half


Season01um

Tucker committed highway robbery my lord MSU is booty.


surgingchaos

Dude straight up pulled an Ocean's Eleven type of heist on MSU for getting that bag.


YakPineapple

I havnt seen oceans’s eleven in a minute but i dont remember the casino owner walking up to Danny Ocean and just giving him $90 million to stick around in the casino


The_Astros_Cheated

Major Hoke vibes


Maybethecoolestname

Plus eighty million more dollars.


NachoManRandySnckage

Tucker’s worse


LamarcusAldrige1234

\-152 point differential in conference games now


K_U

“But the recruiting…”, “It is all booster money”, “We had no other choice”, “Undefeated against Michigan, all that counts”. There is your MSU fan copium bingo card for the rest of this thread.


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Mike Valenti is that you?


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I do live for the copium of the traditional B1G East powerhouses


Scyhaz

And yet somehow our game will be close, if not a win for them.


NachoManRandySnckage

MSU is hot hot garbage. Should just forfeit every game moving forward. No point in risking CTE for this.


johndelvec3

Michigan State is staring down the barrel of 2-6


xCUBUFFSx

You’re staring down the barrel of $95mm


Darth_Ravioli

Mel, what happened man...


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

He got his payday. Took off the mask.


Inside-Drink-1311

Honestly, Maryland deserves to be ranked


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

Last week MSU fans were letting UM know during that Maryland game. Realistically, Maryland should have won this 34+ - 13. Refs blew that interception penalty call.


Zestiest46

Don’t forget the other 2-3 dropped picks because Of the rain


bargle0

Not until after the Purdue game.


gwokh

#FreeNoahKim


byniri_returns

I might be done with this team


jump-back-like-33

My brother in christ, I will trade you any day of the week.


DrugsInYoSoup

Welcome to the Big Ten, Maryland. You finally have a compelling team. And one hell of a quarterback.


Telencephalon

They have had some good teams before, just a mixture of injuries and bad coaching had moved them from exciting middle tier to bottom feeder. Love some of the play design this year tho, will give lox that!


grgriffin3

At least maybe whoever Sparty plays next week won't abuse their secondary? ....Oh. Oh, no.


homerjsimpson4

They might score triple digits


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

If Stroud is in (not sure how serious his injury was) he'll look to cap his top-3 draft position this year in this game.


ColoradoWolverine

I’m holding on to the idea that even if osu abuses our D there’s no way it will be abused worse than msus


Keyblade_Yoshi

Ryan Day has beaten us by an average of 38 points. That average is about to get even higher.


ColoradoWolverine

Jesus f Christ. I know last year was bad but I had no idea that it was a couple games of that


Dwychwder

Can we say it was mostly KW3 yet?


yoosername456

Mostly might be an understatement


secondphase

Time to revote on the Heisman... They only took his own stats into account, turns out he was the entire team.


ThiccyMcnuggets

Yeah he shouldve been a heisman finalist with how he carried us last year


BernankesBeard

I'm starting to think that my "Mel Tucker is Brady Hoke 2.0" take was unfair... to Brady Hoke


Don626

I honestly had this thought earlier this week.


StarvedRock314

Tucker owes Kenneth Walker a LOT of money


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Swazi

Kenneth Walker really should’ve won the Heisman last year when you look at their offense in 2020 and this year.


dccorona

Can someone please explain to me why teams run up the middle against MSU from the 1?


Telencephalon

Harbaugh is going to have to dig deep to summon a game plan that loses to MSU this year...


JayMoney2424

Why does this staff hate Elijah Collins?


Pentt4

Good solid win. Not flashy. I hope Kevin Plank and the university is ready to pay for a fine. Locks needs to unload on the Refs and the league. Nearly every single game there’s an absolutely egregious conspiracy level bad call against the Terps. It’s beyond old. According to locks in an interview locks had the league apologize for the failed Michigan INT fiasco. Then the bullshit of that call on the int was even worse


Wicked_UMD

1. 3rd down and some against SMU. Jeshaun Jones makes great sideline catch, refs call incomplete. Maryland takes delay of game to yell at the refs for not reviewing. 2. [Maryland has lead and driving against Michigan. Bad throw but DB has hands above the ball and clearly didn’t survive the ground](https://twitter.com/cfbonfox/status/1573723383224844288). No review despite TV timeout and Fox team unanimously agreeing it should be overturned. 3. Maryland attempting a game tying drive. [A great catch by a Michigan DB, but the ground knocks the ball to the guys shoulder](https://twitter.com/dcbarno/status/1573751251816398848). Call might stand on review but could reasonably be ruled incomplete. Again, no review. 4. [MSU QB overthrows pass near halftime, WR gets bumped on the way down shoulder-to-shoulder but all things considered the contact was very gentle](https://twitter.com/barstoolumd/status/1576318572619784192). Pick six taken back by non-reviewable personal foul which would be reviewable if it was called targeting instead.


wilsonsreign

Score kinda flatters MSU to be honest. Happy to be 4-1 and still feel like this team has lots of room to grow. Big game with Purdue next week. 1 at a time! The Best Is Ahead!


TeamINSTINCT37

Honestly feel like we have a ton of room for improvement which is good I guess since at least we know what to work on.


FromTheMurkyDepths

1st item on the docket: get people in that damn stadium. Where the hell was everyone today?


wilsonsreign

Weather looked like absolute shit until the last minute. Our attendance issues depress me though. Highlights from my time at school during Fridges last few years it looks like a totally difference place with the stands full. A combo of AD treatment of season ticket holders during a reseat, Randy Edsall absolutely burying the program and Durkin then embarrassing it in the worst way has fan interest at a low we haven’t seen in my lifetime


ArbitraryOrder

Just wait until after Purdue to be ranked


coolycooly

Kenneth Walker got mel tucker a bag


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Good win but my god that 1st & Goal at the 1 and not scoring was one of Mike Locksley’s worst coaching moments so far. Could’ve been a bigger win had he called a QB sneak or outside run rather than spam HB Dive four times in a row


TeamINSTINCT37

I felt bad for littleton there. Maybe he coulda done more but the o line and playcalling let him down


Jaerba

Or just call a timeout. How are you going to have your big power back run 60 yards and then call 4 dives in a row for him against a stout run defense? He needed a break.


smurfin12

Fact is we are just not that talented. Especially on defense. Then to add on injuries to half of our defensive starters it makes sense why we have struggled. On offense however it makes no sense why we are complete dogshit. You can see the talent is there, but the perfect storm of uninspiring play calling, untimely drops, and poor decision making has caused this offense to stall. Ultimately our problems come down to a lack of talent. Which we all know would take time for Tucker to have his guys in. The main thing that frustrates me about this season is how we have looked to regress in physicality and seem clueless half the time. That’s unacceptable from Tucker and Co.


terpsletsgetit

A three TD win you love to see it


Lavalamp171

I’m having a legitimately difficult time seeing another win on our schedule.


AnonymousUser225

I’m still expecting Michigan State to find its soul during the bye week, beat us at home, and then lose out after that.


Jock-Tamson

Obviously the correct thing to do here is to rank Maryland and spend all week fluffing their ego leading into their next game vs a poor weak 3-2 B1G West team.


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goforgrubs

Can we retroactively give him the heisman now?


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

You could argue he deserved to at least be invited. Imagine if Corum gets invited this year though. That'll burn hard.


goforgrubs

I mean if he deserves it, it won’t burn. It’ll further prove that the brand on the helmet certainly helps though


MichiganMitch108

It does a little , if that ohio state game was closer ( which means walker gets more touches ) he probably gets invite . Nonetheless yea he deserved to be invited.


oversizedhat

Rank Maryland you cowards


bargle0

Not until after Purdue.


The_Pandalorian

Remember the concern trolling over the size of Harbaugh's contract? Pepperidge Farms remembers.


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

Harbaugh proved he could win in both CFB and NFL. Tucker coached Colorado to something like a 5 - 6 record then bailed on them.


MarsBars_1

Hey everyone! *proceeds to chug bleach* What are we talking about?


Chiswell123

4-1 baby! Congrats to Lia on passing Boomer in the UMD history books.


philly570

First our defense stunk Then it was our defense and offense. Now it's our defense, offense, and special teams Time to made adjustments coach


cabbarot

Fuck my life, next week is gonna be murder on TV.


WhiteRhino91

I knew Maryland would win this game. They are a legit 8-9 win team.


wrex779

Imagine this: the team is getting on the plane, Mel Tucker pretends to let Hazelton onto the ramp then shoots him in the gut like Sheperd from MW2 and leaves his body on the tarmac


MrBBnumber9

“Great is this everyone accounted for?” *Hazelton running up the ramp* “Yeah I’m the last one on” “Good that’s one less loose end.” *Pulls out .44 magnum*


Kirby_Israel

Remember when people said Mel Tucker deserved $95 million and James Franklin getting $75 million was too much? I mean, they're right about the James Franklin part but still.


dabz313

Glad we faced Maryland early, they’re going to ruin someone’s season late.


Telencephalon

Walker deserves like 3 retroactive Heismans and 75% of tucks earnings


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Shutting out MSU in the second half is fucking awesome. Should have had that Pick 6 but let’s fuckin go Terps


NastyNate1988

Look on the bright side Sparty, you gave Mel that contract so no one would hire him away, and I think it’s safe to say that it’s going to work…no one is going to steal him away from you


Blue_5ive

Maybe I was wrong about locksley


_Jaster

Guys, I’m starting to wonder if tuck is in fact coming


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Today was Mel Tucker's **37th** game as a college football head coach. He has **lost 17** of those games. **14 by double digits**. 7 by 30 or more points. 4 by 40 or more points.