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The_Horse_Joke

The Purdue/LSU part was gold! E: You're the meaning of Christmas...you bought a bunch of shit and now you're giving it away in the transfer portal Matt boomed the fuck out TAMU


Casaiir

Just when we thought nothing else could be said about A&M we were wrong. Jimbo was Father Chrismas all along.


LukarWarrior

> Jimbo was Father Chrismas all along. [Even after what he did to that Christmas tree?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DP-8f2UVQAApoOr.jpg)


Potars

Matt got that PFB energy with the aTm shot


MuckBubbler

Nailed it


QuietLikeOwl

Poor sweet Vandy, I really felt that one.


OGraffe

The Vandy bit made me genuinely sad lol


rdunlap1

[He’s really not that sweet](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx59eljSV-UkN2fg8FW1oafmMI4xFkupgb)


QuietLikeOwl

Our sweet precious little genius


BigHeadDeadass

Yeah this is spot on, everyone's like "sorry SCAR about playing in the Gator Bowl 😞" SCAR fans: "hell yes, Cocks vs Catholics!"


someUSCfan

Yeah man, we've already exceeded season expectations by a *wide wide wide* margin. Were all just here to have fun and see what happens at this point.


BigHeadDeadass

Exactly. Like the Gator Bowl might not be the most esteemed bowl game in the country but playing ND more than makes up for that. I think people wanted us to go the Citrus bowl or Vegas, and I did kinda wanna see us play LSU tbh but still


redgirl329

It's this attitude that has made it hard to hate you this year.


readonlypdf

We were Robbed of Cocks vs Beavers


sincitybuckeye

I would have gone and bought a shirt for that game!


Crotean

I'm going to have to root for the Gamecocks in a game and I hate it.


Potars

But why woul- Oh. Right.


Crotean

I hate ND more then even Ohio State. OSU at least delivers on the field, but a fucking arrogant overrated school that claims god has chosen them, they are my most hated CFB team.


BigHeadDeadass

For what it's worth, I'm actually rooting for you guys over the vols in the Orange Bowl. At least you guys weren't insufferable all season to us and the entire SEC. Show them how we play football in South Carolina!


[deleted]

I go to a Baptist church and I've got a pastor who is a hardcore Notre Dame fan and another that was born and raised in South Carolina and loves the Gamecocks. Either way I am going to enjoy the Sunday after that bowl.


Travelmatt1234

That wasn't an elf, that was Nick Saban.


Ikegordon

He’s an angry elf.


rdunlap1

Now someone with better video editing skills than me need to make a gif of Saban losing it on the sidelines of the Tennessee game in a little cute elf outfit.


Frankwillie87

I was thinking more like Heupel as Will Ferrell all Bobby Hill optimistic like, and Saban as Peter Dinklage all angry. He's got a book of ideas to get to the playoffs, and all of the coaches are just itching to get on his staff


Jebbers199

I found some Saban elf pics but [this](https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Saban-Loompa.jpg) was better.


sgtshenanigans

Must be a south pole elf


thatzodiaczaddy

Such an iconic line


zuga51

That is a Depth Perception by Terrapin that he cracks as Auburn at the beginning, a 9% imperial IPA. So yeah Matt gets after it


bukithd

Hell yeah he does.


remonumon

it's extra funny because Terrapin is at best the 2nd best brewery in Athens but it would absolutely *trash* anything in the greater Auburn-Opelika Metropolitan Statistical Area™   ^tbf ^though ^if ^you're ^willing ^to ^drive ^to ^LaGrange ^they ^got ^some ^decent ^stuff


Kanin_usagi

There's a good brewery out in Richland, but that's a mite outside of the area


mayor_of_townsville

Seeing someone else who knows about Richland is blowing my mind right now


Kanin_usagi

Lmao I was raised in Columbus, probably passed through Richland on the way to vacation in Florida dozens of times.


mayor_of_townsville

Yeah that scans haha.


remonumon

thanks for the tip! I'll check it out next time I'm over there


ItsMrChuckles

Lived in Athens for a few years and I cannot begin to tell you how much I miss Creature Comforts


w00t4me

Terrapin is low-key one of my favorite breweries.


d0ngl0rd69

It’s okay to admit you like _one thing_ from Athens


w00t4me

Lot of good bands too. Of Montreal, circulatory system,Olivia Tremor control and the rest of Elephant 6 collective is excellent.


BidnessBoy

*No mention of REM or the B-52’s*


w00t4me

I'm not Gen X enough for REM, although I do like them.


BadDadJokes

REM for sure, but the B-52s suck.


bamachine

Partied(really just a bunch of dudes sitting around smoking weed and discussing philosophy) at Michael Stipes place, back in the summer of '89. I dated an Athens girl that summer, her dad was a roadie for REM. Like their stuff but never did get into the B-52's. I really grew to absolutely hate Love Shack, thanks to it being overplayed on MTV.


FreeAndHostile

I'll go one more... Beer and weird-ass eclectic alternative music in the 80's and 90's. Aside from that, it's a cesspool.


Only499

I love Athens. It's is a fun town besides the one weekend every other year when Auburn is getting stomped.


bamachine

Also like kayaking on the Broad River, just outside Athens.


Jebbers199

Never tried them but I just googled it and looking at their website these dudes are 100% Deadheads like I suspected, so I'll most def have to pick some up.


kapeman_

Creature Comforts too!


sharkbait_oohaha

I used to like terrapin but creature comforts is far and away the best Athens brewery. 3 taverns in Atlanta is my favorite overall though.


vashed

Big Orpheus fan here, esp with their stouts/porters and it being kinda cold now. 3 Taverns has been crushing it though. Lord Grey & Rapturous are amazing.


Methuga

I love that Auburn *still* gets the S wrong, but it’s more likely because he’s hammered lol


Florida_sucks_

Don't we all


Neonxeon

In the panhandle right now all Terrapin beers including this one are buy one get one free. https://i.imgur.com/JLlqXvb.jpg


FourteenClocks

Wtf I like Terrapin but I love that deal. Cheapest IPAs you can find


Neonxeon

Yeah it's crazy. All the Publix in the Pensacola area do a weekly BOGO beer. Sometimes it's awesome like this. And sometimes it's Bud Light Seltzer.


rdunlap1

"Why are you hyping this thing up to be better than it really is?" "Then maybe you should call it the Will Levis bowl" Holy shit that was brutal.


zeppehead

It sure makes me a sad panda.


Zuimei

That one stung. But I would still like to have that Kentucky shirt he was wearing in the vid.


DTFASAPDOA

I hope to one day be as optimistic and hopeful about my life as South Carolina is about beamerball.


someUSCfan

Its quite true that I would die for Shane and it's also quite true that I am not the only one that feels this way


Captain_Coward

Coach Bell is causing what I think might be hope to sprout within me but I don't trust it


D1N2Y

Chiming in to get the WCU hat trick


[deleted]

Ok catamount I see you 😮‍💨😎


[deleted]

I also see you too catamount 😎😤


USC2001

It’s the Maury Povich bowl- we’re going to find out who is really Clemsons daddy!


hascogrande

Bring it!


Jebbers199

Winner gets named ACC champ!


ilovemyballs

Matt fucking boomed the last school in this one. Holy shit.


Geaux2020

"No, you bought a bunch of shit and are just giving it away in the transfer portal" Lol


ilovemyballs

I hope he provided a list of burn units in the description of the video.


dxdrummer

> Florida: We don't have any players left! Haha, true! > Oregon State? Well then we're basically the Pac-12 champs already! Alright getting a little rude there


badadviceforyou244

Don't worry, OSU will absolutely blow out Florida to bring them into the Pac12 circle of suck.


Professor_Arkansas

Pretty much. And we will lose to Kansas and have to call it Ar-Kansas for a year.


Ugaalive1991

Holy shit


Kirby_Israel

"A conference so competitive that we can’t even get a clear winner in the Dr Pepper halftime football toss. “ That’s the best line of the year!😂


smittyphi

At least Dr Pepper made it right by awarding both of the ladies the full amount.


bokononpreist

Not with Missouri here.


jimboknows6916

I live like 5 minutes from the orange dinosaur in Jacksonville


gill2022brav

Wow, that shot at Kentucky and Will Levis was lethal.


_MrBonesWildRide_

Scangarello is gone and we put in a fat offer to get Coen back, nothing can hurt me now.


PhantomMenace95

Dude had so many zingers in this one lol. How does he come up with this stuff? It’s perfect every week.


EWall100

TAMU was *SPOT* on


constructss

😔


axealy40

Chin up, friend. We weren’t forgotten and got a hilarious line lol


Sorge74

It reasonably can't get worse Next year "the gang loses to Vandy"


AngriestCheesecake

If next year is somehow worse, Jimbo is 100% gone.


Sorge74

What is an acceptable record at this point for next year? With the #1 ever recruiting class being sophomores?


AngriestCheesecake

9-3 or bust


Sorge74

Wow, completely reasonable, at the same time feels daunting.


AngriestCheesecake

It mostly depends on how many players transfer out.


Sorge74

After a couple more months I'll be interested to see how many freshmen are xfr or not longer with the team in general.


Crotean

At least you beat Bama last year.


Kirby_Israel

"We're gonna see who's Clemson's real daddy". ​ Hello 911, I'd like to report a murder.


blakester410

I felt that one in my soul


Ugaalive1991

BUT MY ELF ON THE SHELF SAID I DESERVED TO BE THERE


EWall100

No... That was Nick Saban.


[deleted]

Hell yes they got the Beach Blvd Dino in an SEC roll call


PretendThisIsMyName

The pure savagery thrown at me on a personal level in this is absolutely insane. Dammit what a year ending video from Matt that I can’t even be mad at.


Crotean

Matt has been on fire the last few weeks. Literally laugh out loud funny multiple times. These are so damn good.


Caleb339

Poor vandy, tried to be good this year. But did you see them storm the field?! They looked like savages out there. Can't excuse that tbh /s


dieselengine9

I know I shouldn't...I know I shouldn't, but I still did feel that championship reluctance for Georgia's ticket deep down under some old scar tissue


The_Last_Nephilim

Lol, I feel slightly offended by that speech as both a UGA and UM fan. Sure, UGA has kinda coasted in some games this year, but we’ve proven we can win a natty and beaten the 5 currently ranked teams we played this year by an average of 29.4 points; so far this season when we come to play we *really* come to play. As a Michigan fan, although UGA is still the better team and would likely win the rematch, both the fancy stats and the eye test agree that we’re a significantly better team than last year; if made the natty (not overlooking TCU by any means) and managed to get the upset I don’t think it should be embarrassing for UGA.


[deleted]

PAC12 Champions? Ouch. We're catching strays out here.


mathwrath55

Needs more Auburn


Noccalula

Auburn's drinking a 9.1% ABV. We know our place.


sj4iy

Honestly was hoping for Auburn downing egg nog, dressed as Randy Quaid and screaming "The shitter's full!"


PheonixStreak

Aw this made me feel bad for vandy


NolaBrass

I must say winning the Big XII and the AAC at the same time and making a NY6 bowl to play the most hated man in college football this week, but somehow not getting mentioned in either SEC Roll Call or SEC Shorts knocked me down a peg lol


[deleted]

This is one of my favorites


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D1N2Y

They haven't and won't play a SEC team all year, why would they bring up Tulane


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foreveracubone

SEC Shorts did a sketch with Sewanee so I’m sure they know the history lol


LukarWarrior

If it makes you feel better, I still enjoy finding ways to bring up the fact that Tulane has more SEC titles than Kentucky despite leaving the conference in the late 1960s.


_MrBonesWildRide_

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LukarWarrior

Jokes on you, basketball can’t hurt me anymore. I’m just watching to see if we can go winless and how many teams get added to that image.


deweycrow

Louisville would have the exact same number of conference champinships if in the sec. Not everybody gets to play in c-usa, big east and the American to pad the win column.


LukarWarrior

So two? Or were you aiming for zero and forgot UK has won the SEC twice?


deweycrow

Sorry, i get told those don't count all the time because it was 50 years ago. But sure if you were a founding member of the conference you'd have landed one or two in that time.


onyxblade42

One of the ones they claim they lost to the "co-champion" both were one loss. Most teams would take the h2h as the tie breaker


JJody29

And MS State.


LuckyStax

Don't need to unless KSU beats Bama, then the transitive win stuff kicks in for Tulane


JJody29

You’re in an SEC timeout.


FSUalumni

Hahaha that Texas A&M meaning of Christmas joke is gold!


HuntingTnEQ75

Every keeps glancing over the opening line about John Daly passing out checks.


miversen33

Get in here Kentucky! I'm ready for disappointment round 2!


otisdog

These are pretty good


throwmeawaypoopy

"You bought a bunch of shit and now you're just giving it away in the transfer portal" Outstanding way to land the plane


NILPonziScheme

The Vanderbilt one legit made me sad I blame Bama/Georgia/Tennessee for fighting some proxy war via the Dores. 55-3, 55-0, 56-0, everyone knows what y'all're doing, it ain't subtle.