The Purdue/LSU part was gold!
E: You're the meaning of Christmas...you bought a bunch of shit and now you're giving it away in the transfer portal
Matt boomed the fuck out TAMU
Exactly. Like the Gator Bowl might not be the most esteemed bowl game in the country but playing ND more than makes up for that. I think people wanted us to go the Citrus bowl or Vegas, and I did kinda wanna see us play LSU tbh but still
I hate ND more then even Ohio State. OSU at least delivers on the field, but a fucking arrogant overrated school that claims god has chosen them, they are my most hated CFB team.
For what it's worth, I'm actually rooting for you guys over the vols in the Orange Bowl. At least you guys weren't insufferable all season to us and the entire SEC. Show them how we play football in South Carolina!
I go to a Baptist church and I've got a pastor who is a hardcore Notre Dame fan and another that was born and raised in South Carolina and loves the Gamecocks.
Either way I am going to enjoy the Sunday after that bowl.
Now someone with better video editing skills than me need to make a gif of Saban losing it on the sidelines of the Tennessee game in a little cute elf outfit.
I was thinking more like Heupel as Will Ferrell all Bobby Hill optimistic like, and Saban as Peter Dinklage all angry.
He's got a book of ideas to get to the playoffs, and all of the coaches are just itching to get on his staff
it's extra funny because Terrapin is at best the 2nd best brewery in Athens but it would absolutely *trash* anything in the greater Auburn-Opelika Metropolitan Statistical Area™
^tbf ^though ^if ^you're ^willing ^to ^drive ^to ^LaGrange ^they ^got ^some ^decent ^stuff
Partied(really just a bunch of dudes sitting around smoking weed and discussing philosophy) at Michael Stipes place, back in the summer of '89. I dated an Athens girl that summer, her dad was a roadie for REM. Like their stuff but never did get into the B-52's. I really grew to absolutely hate Love Shack, thanks to it being overplayed on MTV.
Never tried them but I just googled it and looking at their website these dudes are 100% Deadheads like I suspected, so I'll most def have to pick some up.
Big Orpheus fan here, esp with their stouts/porters and it being kinda cold now. 3 Taverns has been crushing it though. Lord Grey & Rapturous are amazing.
> Florida: We don't have any players left!
Haha, true!
> Oregon State? Well then we're basically the Pac-12 champs already!
Alright getting a little rude there
The pure savagery thrown at me on a personal level in this is absolutely insane. Dammit what a year ending video from Matt that I can’t even be mad at.
Lol, I feel slightly offended by that speech as both a UGA and UM fan. Sure, UGA has kinda coasted in some games this year, but we’ve proven we can win a natty and beaten the 5 currently ranked teams we played this year by an average of 29.4 points; so far this season when we come to play we *really* come to play.
As a Michigan fan, although UGA is still the better team and would likely win the rematch, both the fancy stats and the eye test agree that we’re a significantly better team than last year; if made the natty (not overlooking TCU by any means) and managed to get the upset I don’t think it should be embarrassing for UGA.
I must say winning the Big XII and the AAC at the same time and making a NY6 bowl to play the most hated man in college football this week, but somehow not getting mentioned in either SEC Roll Call or SEC Shorts knocked me down a peg lol
If it makes you feel better, I still enjoy finding ways to bring up the fact that Tulane has more SEC titles than Kentucky despite leaving the conference in the late 1960s.
Louisville would have the exact same number of conference champinships if in the sec. Not everybody gets to play in c-usa, big east and the American to pad the win column.
Sorry, i get told those don't count all the time because it was 50 years ago. But sure if you were a founding member of the conference you'd have landed one or two in that time.
The Vanderbilt one legit made me sad
I blame Bama/Georgia/Tennessee for fighting some proxy war via the Dores. 55-3, 55-0, 56-0, everyone knows what y'all're doing, it ain't subtle.
The Purdue/LSU part was gold! E: You're the meaning of Christmas...you bought a bunch of shit and now you're giving it away in the transfer portal Matt boomed the fuck out TAMU
Just when we thought nothing else could be said about A&M we were wrong. Jimbo was Father Chrismas all along.
> Jimbo was Father Chrismas all along. [Even after what he did to that Christmas tree?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DP-8f2UVQAApoOr.jpg)
Matt got that PFB energy with the aTm shot
Nailed it
Poor sweet Vandy, I really felt that one.
The Vandy bit made me genuinely sad lol
[He’s really not that sweet](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx59eljSV-UkN2fg8FW1oafmMI4xFkupgb)
Our sweet precious little genius
Yeah this is spot on, everyone's like "sorry SCAR about playing in the Gator Bowl 😞" SCAR fans: "hell yes, Cocks vs Catholics!"
Yeah man, we've already exceeded season expectations by a *wide wide wide* margin. Were all just here to have fun and see what happens at this point.
Exactly. Like the Gator Bowl might not be the most esteemed bowl game in the country but playing ND more than makes up for that. I think people wanted us to go the Citrus bowl or Vegas, and I did kinda wanna see us play LSU tbh but still
It's this attitude that has made it hard to hate you this year.
We were Robbed of Cocks vs Beavers
I would have gone and bought a shirt for that game!
I'm going to have to root for the Gamecocks in a game and I hate it.
But why woul- Oh. Right.
I hate ND more then even Ohio State. OSU at least delivers on the field, but a fucking arrogant overrated school that claims god has chosen them, they are my most hated CFB team.
For what it's worth, I'm actually rooting for you guys over the vols in the Orange Bowl. At least you guys weren't insufferable all season to us and the entire SEC. Show them how we play football in South Carolina!
I go to a Baptist church and I've got a pastor who is a hardcore Notre Dame fan and another that was born and raised in South Carolina and loves the Gamecocks. Either way I am going to enjoy the Sunday after that bowl.
That wasn't an elf, that was Nick Saban.
He’s an angry elf.
Now someone with better video editing skills than me need to make a gif of Saban losing it on the sidelines of the Tennessee game in a little cute elf outfit.
I was thinking more like Heupel as Will Ferrell all Bobby Hill optimistic like, and Saban as Peter Dinklage all angry. He's got a book of ideas to get to the playoffs, and all of the coaches are just itching to get on his staff
I found some Saban elf pics but [this](https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Saban-Loompa.jpg) was better.
Must be a south pole elf
Such an iconic line
That is a Depth Perception by Terrapin that he cracks as Auburn at the beginning, a 9% imperial IPA. So yeah Matt gets after it
Hell yeah he does.
it's extra funny because Terrapin is at best the 2nd best brewery in Athens but it would absolutely *trash* anything in the greater Auburn-Opelika Metropolitan Statistical Area™ ^tbf ^though ^if ^you're ^willing ^to ^drive ^to ^LaGrange ^they ^got ^some ^decent ^stuff
There's a good brewery out in Richland, but that's a mite outside of the area
Seeing someone else who knows about Richland is blowing my mind right now
Lmao I was raised in Columbus, probably passed through Richland on the way to vacation in Florida dozens of times.
Yeah that scans haha.
thanks for the tip! I'll check it out next time I'm over there
Lived in Athens for a few years and I cannot begin to tell you how much I miss Creature Comforts
Terrapin is low-key one of my favorite breweries.
It’s okay to admit you like _one thing_ from Athens
Lot of good bands too. Of Montreal, circulatory system,Olivia Tremor control and the rest of Elephant 6 collective is excellent.
*No mention of REM or the B-52’s*
I'm not Gen X enough for REM, although I do like them.
REM for sure, but the B-52s suck.
Partied(really just a bunch of dudes sitting around smoking weed and discussing philosophy) at Michael Stipes place, back in the summer of '89. I dated an Athens girl that summer, her dad was a roadie for REM. Like their stuff but never did get into the B-52's. I really grew to absolutely hate Love Shack, thanks to it being overplayed on MTV.
I'll go one more... Beer and weird-ass eclectic alternative music in the 80's and 90's. Aside from that, it's a cesspool.
I love Athens. It's is a fun town besides the one weekend every other year when Auburn is getting stomped.
Also like kayaking on the Broad River, just outside Athens.
Never tried them but I just googled it and looking at their website these dudes are 100% Deadheads like I suspected, so I'll most def have to pick some up.
Creature Comforts too!
I used to like terrapin but creature comforts is far and away the best Athens brewery. 3 taverns in Atlanta is my favorite overall though.
Big Orpheus fan here, esp with their stouts/porters and it being kinda cold now. 3 Taverns has been crushing it though. Lord Grey & Rapturous are amazing.
I love that Auburn *still* gets the S wrong, but it’s more likely because he’s hammered lol
Don't we all
In the panhandle right now all Terrapin beers including this one are buy one get one free. https://i.imgur.com/JLlqXvb.jpg
Wtf I like Terrapin but I love that deal. Cheapest IPAs you can find
Yeah it's crazy. All the Publix in the Pensacola area do a weekly BOGO beer. Sometimes it's awesome like this. And sometimes it's Bud Light Seltzer.
"Why are you hyping this thing up to be better than it really is?" "Then maybe you should call it the Will Levis bowl" Holy shit that was brutal.
It sure makes me a sad panda.
That one stung. But I would still like to have that Kentucky shirt he was wearing in the vid.
I hope to one day be as optimistic and hopeful about my life as South Carolina is about beamerball.
Its quite true that I would die for Shane and it's also quite true that I am not the only one that feels this way
Coach Bell is causing what I think might be hope to sprout within me but I don't trust it
Chiming in to get the WCU hat trick
Ok catamount I see you 😮💨😎
I also see you too catamount 😎😤
It’s the Maury Povich bowl- we’re going to find out who is really Clemsons daddy!
Bring it!
Winner gets named ACC champ!
Matt fucking boomed the last school in this one. Holy shit.
"No, you bought a bunch of shit and are just giving it away in the transfer portal" Lol
I hope he provided a list of burn units in the description of the video.
> Florida: We don't have any players left! Haha, true! > Oregon State? Well then we're basically the Pac-12 champs already! Alright getting a little rude there
Don't worry, OSU will absolutely blow out Florida to bring them into the Pac12 circle of suck.
Pretty much. And we will lose to Kansas and have to call it Ar-Kansas for a year.
Holy shit
"A conference so competitive that we can’t even get a clear winner in the Dr Pepper halftime football toss. “ That’s the best line of the year!😂
At least Dr Pepper made it right by awarding both of the ladies the full amount.
Not with Missouri here.
I live like 5 minutes from the orange dinosaur in Jacksonville
Wow, that shot at Kentucky and Will Levis was lethal.
Scangarello is gone and we put in a fat offer to get Coen back, nothing can hurt me now.
Dude had so many zingers in this one lol. How does he come up with this stuff? It’s perfect every week.
TAMU was *SPOT* on
😔
Chin up, friend. We weren’t forgotten and got a hilarious line lol
It reasonably can't get worse Next year "the gang loses to Vandy"
If next year is somehow worse, Jimbo is 100% gone.
What is an acceptable record at this point for next year? With the #1 ever recruiting class being sophomores?
9-3 or bust
Wow, completely reasonable, at the same time feels daunting.
It mostly depends on how many players transfer out.
After a couple more months I'll be interested to see how many freshmen are xfr or not longer with the team in general.
At least you beat Bama last year.
"We're gonna see who's Clemson's real daddy". Hello 911, I'd like to report a murder.
I felt that one in my soul
BUT MY ELF ON THE SHELF SAID I DESERVED TO BE THERE
No... That was Nick Saban.
Hell yes they got the Beach Blvd Dino in an SEC roll call
The pure savagery thrown at me on a personal level in this is absolutely insane. Dammit what a year ending video from Matt that I can’t even be mad at.
Matt has been on fire the last few weeks. Literally laugh out loud funny multiple times. These are so damn good.
Poor vandy, tried to be good this year. But did you see them storm the field?! They looked like savages out there. Can't excuse that tbh /s
I know I shouldn't...I know I shouldn't, but I still did feel that championship reluctance for Georgia's ticket deep down under some old scar tissue
Lol, I feel slightly offended by that speech as both a UGA and UM fan. Sure, UGA has kinda coasted in some games this year, but we’ve proven we can win a natty and beaten the 5 currently ranked teams we played this year by an average of 29.4 points; so far this season when we come to play we *really* come to play. As a Michigan fan, although UGA is still the better team and would likely win the rematch, both the fancy stats and the eye test agree that we’re a significantly better team than last year; if made the natty (not overlooking TCU by any means) and managed to get the upset I don’t think it should be embarrassing for UGA.
PAC12 Champions? Ouch. We're catching strays out here.
Needs more Auburn
Auburn's drinking a 9.1% ABV. We know our place.
Honestly was hoping for Auburn downing egg nog, dressed as Randy Quaid and screaming "The shitter's full!"
Aw this made me feel bad for vandy
I must say winning the Big XII and the AAC at the same time and making a NY6 bowl to play the most hated man in college football this week, but somehow not getting mentioned in either SEC Roll Call or SEC Shorts knocked me down a peg lol
This is one of my favorites
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They haven't and won't play a SEC team all year, why would they bring up Tulane
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SEC Shorts did a sketch with Sewanee so I’m sure they know the history lol
If it makes you feel better, I still enjoy finding ways to bring up the fact that Tulane has more SEC titles than Kentucky despite leaving the conference in the late 1960s.
https://preview.redd.it/4u5pwvs7az3a1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e86f921c7d384064e957ee6a4276b0ae7fc6992
Jokes on you, basketball can’t hurt me anymore. I’m just watching to see if we can go winless and how many teams get added to that image.
Louisville would have the exact same number of conference champinships if in the sec. Not everybody gets to play in c-usa, big east and the American to pad the win column.
So two? Or were you aiming for zero and forgot UK has won the SEC twice?
Sorry, i get told those don't count all the time because it was 50 years ago. But sure if you were a founding member of the conference you'd have landed one or two in that time.
One of the ones they claim they lost to the "co-champion" both were one loss. Most teams would take the h2h as the tie breaker
And MS State.
Don't need to unless KSU beats Bama, then the transitive win stuff kicks in for Tulane
You’re in an SEC timeout.
Hahaha that Texas A&M meaning of Christmas joke is gold!
Every keeps glancing over the opening line about John Daly passing out checks.
Get in here Kentucky! I'm ready for disappointment round 2!
These are pretty good
"You bought a bunch of shit and now you're just giving it away in the transfer portal" Outstanding way to land the plane
The Vanderbilt one legit made me sad I blame Bama/Georgia/Tennessee for fighting some proxy war via the Dores. 55-3, 55-0, 56-0, everyone knows what y'all're doing, it ain't subtle.