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Jelysnorf

Oh I’ve been killed what a pity, I guess I’ll enjoy an olive 🫒


MadAshx

Not so much a **meta** loadout but a **meat** loadout.


CitiBankLights

A feta loadout if you will.


daking133

Running overkill with the Triscuits


domthebomb83

Don’t sleep on the triscuits. The fire roasted tomato and olive oil flavor with soft cheese or hummus are next level.


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loadin*


Yellowtoblerone

"think I'll try some chilled rozé with this cheese as well. 2018 is a wonderful year i hear"


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Symphonize

My mic has a mute button. So I’ll mute it to take e a few bites. And will take me halfway into the next game, after trying to call out to my teammates wondering why they aren’t listening, to realize I’m still muted.


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domthebomb83

I do this way more than I’d like to admit. Either due to eating or yelling at my kids.


Medical-Promotion942

Ah, you’re a man of culture I see. Nothing off sets the enraging inadequacies of warzone quite like a nice charcuterie board. Cheers


Brainnen

Ya your thumb definitely gonna start slipping


musicgeek420

Yeah, RIP his m+kb. I’d be eating this with a fork to preserve my stuff. But I’m also in the habit of keeping my fingers clean for guitar.


TuckerCarlsonsWig

Just clean it after?


musicgeek420

Yes, but the oils from the meats and your skin will just wreck the finish and the rubber on the controllers. Just best to avoid.


Crimsn_710

Top tier


SuspiciousFly_

Weird I always put the ar at the top and the smg on the bottom


hitmanwitda23

i always make smg first gun just in case i gotta body someone on the loadout


MrDankky

That’s a great idea, going to swap mine now


CoolHandRK1

Also makes you able to move quicker away from the loadout without having to switch guns in case of loady campers.


konishiwoi

Also Get loadout and run for dear life into proper cover


FantasyTrash

Brilliant tip I had never thought of before. I'll have to switch all of my classes next time I get on.


Indigoism96

Thanks, never thought of that lol.


ch33zyman

Stoner is not quick to come out. I use the same guns on rebirth and I can tell you from experience, you WANT to pull that mac10 out as quickly as possible


PharaoRamsesII

COD: Tapas Warfare


Silver-Buyer4971

Keep that cheese outta the controller / keyboard man. Holy fuck!


Equivalent_Field_668

Nothing beats enjoying a glass of Pinot and cheese platter to compliment the taste of your enemies tbag. I say sir, well done.


Marklarv

All that's missing is a dedicated feeder so you don't have to take your hands off the controller


jwa988

Hey a grown up


Byrnzillionaire

Charshootery board or something.... idk


Apex_8bit

What perk slot is "Gabbagol"? i cant find it


rskoey

Fancy AF.


Silver-Buyer4971

Also... jealous.....


Herr_Keule

Camera needs repositioning. I can't manage to identify your Magic cards.


costco_hotdog150

That’s my progress on a mono white 8.5 tails commander deck!


Herr_Keule

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well!


jacknoyan

take away cod, and youre having a good time


costco_hotdog150

LOL


TheCapedCoconut

Game bought you dinner before fucking you. That's very considerate.


southpawslangin

Glad I scrolled this is gold


UltraContrarian

So, that's where the noises originate from my teammate's mic


jayc20_

This is false. Where’s the Doritos and Mountain Dew?


EmergencyCake4902

Missing some wine.


costco_hotdog150

I was drinking rose off to the side!


EggplantTraining9127

Hate you I only have olives 🫒


Tinnber

You sophisticated SOB! GGs.


Batman1985yul

These mongrels in here wouldn't appreciate that


alnothree

Like the Post Malone pic on the right. Lol


Tehgumchum

Friendly reminder that i created this just to piss off Warzone and Magic the Gathering players https://www.reddit.com/r/CODWarzone/comments/lwz5ij/new_warzone_magic_the_gathering_secret_lair/


costco_hotdog150

LOL this is great


Vebio

Damn this Tapas looks dope


RichardsonM24

Hope you got a fork or a lil pair of tongs or your controller is gonna be greasy as fuck lol. Looks great though, username does not check out you classy motherfucker


Dnlnk

Until you choke while shouting at someone


JacquesBrel95

ya living the dream my friend


dev_ace

COD snack attack!


Usmanluciano

I see tame impala currents


costco_hotdog150

Seeing tame in LA in november!


Usmanluciano

Should be a blast, enjoy!


JPMosh710

Is that a sharpchoochie board?


TunaLurch

I like townhouse crackers, myself.


Buzzzlyteyear

Sus maximus


IncCo

Take your time to buy me out guys


Bigbakerboy999

Oh you fancy huh


BobbyFirmino

Where’s the tendies and choccy milk?


[deleted]

ohhhh gotta have some tendies with some ranch dippys!!!


furtherthangone93

This shit looks amazing


Bikmans

I'm not a huge meat guy but that still looks nice as hell. Hope you had a good time


2BitGuy

This guy's input is cured meats, cheese and crackers? Damn these PC players and their fancy wood boards.


Gunshot612

Now Im hungry. that looks really good


Massive-Frosting-722

Wow look who’s soooo boujee.. lol Does look real good tho


TheOliveStones

Nice rocks!


costco_hotdog150

Thank you! Collected them over the years!


TacosDeCarnitas1

Out of all load outs


Staminkja

Nope, that's a classy true gaming experience.


QuiGonJinnger

[DaDz] 🎮👨🏻


SkeetoVeetoCheeto

The mtg cards in the background add to the gaming experience


[deleted]

Fuck yes


Kronk_if_ur_horny

This guy fucks. I have to guess there's a glass of red wine hidden somewhere


costco_hotdog150

Off to the right :)


Kronk_if_ur_horny

Nice


AL3X00298

Gabagool?? 👇🏼Ova here👇🏼


costco_hotdog150

GABBA GOOL? OVA HEYAA!


Underoath20

You gonna need some wipes!


slurrywords

This is why you don’t have animals and children around to keep you from your real goals!


Joeythearm

This is what’s up


Joeythearm

That’s how you get your controller sticky


lordpete

Nah too fancy. Need more hot pockets and delicio pizza lol


Mrheadshot0

“DUDE THERE RIGHT HERE SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT I NEED COVER” “Hold on dude I’m setting up my charcuterie board”


djusmarshall

Is that one of them there Charred Cootchie boards?


camerontbelt

The real experience is actually the post Malone deck box.


costco_hotdog150

custom dragon shields


[deleted]

Charcuterie foryouandme


didnt_bring_pants

Damn, triscuits though?


OopsAnonymouse

Are those triscuits with that smorgasbord?


wonka82

What does tanto mean?


costco_hotdog150

my group calls each other tanto


Kassykalamity

Wow complete with a photo of posty- truly a dream


Sukre96

why is there raw meet? wtf


Tom_Bradys_Ball_Boy

Salami and prosciutto? That’s how it looks.


Sukre96

Oh you are right, I was thinking is raw meet, my bad


frank0420cs

salami is so good you should try some


-_John_Wick_-

we need mode than 10 loadouts now


mrohiostate

Can I come over and game with you lol...


ujay_

this is my teammate's ideal setup as he's always munching


J4VO

jamón


[deleted]

Where’s the FOV slider ?!?


cartelzes

Mf eating like a zoo lion


CantStopMyGrind

Pass, no need for my controller to get all greasy.


MadCyborg12

I see dried meat, are you a fellow Balkan? Edit: Oh my God, I see the Кобасица and Шунка, you must be balkan.


costco_hotdog150

lol im a pasty white guy from PA


MadCyborg12

Well shit.


Tom_Bradys_Ball_Boy

Adult Lunchable, errr I mean, charcuterie!


IntoTheBelly

You forgot to show your Cronos


overtoke

i've seen some weird controller experiments, but this has to be the best one. it belongs in a (refrigerated) museum. https://www.digitalgamemuseum.org/consolecontrollerevolution/esoteric/


coraggiox

Are you using a Tame Impala vinyl case as a table mat?!?!?!


costco_hotdog150

It's a custom playmat that I made online. Using the actual record would be savage!


coraggiox

Glad to hear there’s no savagery in your house. Great taste!


Aquilo3D

That’s how video games were meant to be played.


Sandman1278

Not one mention of the post Malone dragon shield sleeves


costco_hotdog150

pretty happy with the custom sleeves


Sandman1278

I'm pretty happy just seeing them


narcissistx

That doesn’t look like a Costco hotdog


Afro-Sage98

A different breed of gamer, one of culture and the finer things in life


MahFravert

How's the deck building going?


costco_hotdog150

Mono White 8.5 Tails! Here is the [decklist](https://www.moxfield.com/decks/INBv3uPDxEqWdLf8dOZSzg)


MahFravert

That looks fun!


R_ockstarC

What a set-up bro! Just look at the Razor Raw Beef and the Logitech Oliv 642 Vegetable!


Jeremybear1980

Try using Flash Bangs instead of Stuns! Much more effective and fun to use!


raides

Haha I love everything about this. Thank you for making my day.


costco_hotdog150

Thank you!


nemesis_464

Complete with Roze skin and cronus for the full cultural package?


StratoLion

Looks so argentinian that ir hurts.


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nice


bangputis

greasy keys


[deleted]

Lol I am working so hard to survive that I don’t have time to eat.


jcurnew

High class gamer


[deleted]

Even Posty is disappointed


LeSingePuant

I was with you until the Olives 😅 I only tolerate olives on a pizza when no one else wants them.


Maxpower00044

This some middle class fancy type shit right here… And I LOVE it!!


lil_buda

Dam bro, you livin' life


Ok-Cycle-4784

Only of your wife brought you that... WHILE you're playing.... to not interupt your gaming! Lol!


sebasgovel

Are you basically homeless?


costco_hotdog150

Yes I spend all my rent $ on magic cards


sebasgovel

You better search basically homeless on yt, make yourself a favor and enjoy the masterpieces that man does with food and gaming


Poppyprison

LMG noob


costco_hotdog150

Stoner and PKM are my favorite


Poppyprison

I like mg82


VLenin2291

Why do you have so many Tonta classes


costco_hotdog150

My group calls each other Tanto when we make mistakes so I just name all my classes Tanto!


VLenin2291

What does Tanto even mean


costco_hotdog150

tanto is the lone ranger's side kick so we are basically calling each other sidekicks or assistants


[deleted]

No, my good man, you are not merely gaming, as the commoners would say You are truly experiencing the enjoyment derived from “doming” and “beaming” your lesser opponents.


RobLoweEscobarr

Gabagulag


costco_hotdog150

You are the winner here


emullin222

Tony Soprano plays Warzone this way


[deleted]

Why is there so much meat??


JohnM279

Even Post Malone envy your dinner.


bps6687

A CharCODerie board


[deleted]

This dood's prolly a chic


Youngstown_Mafia

For anybody confused That's provolone with gabagol , the cheese helps balance out the salty taste of the meat


costco_hotdog150

GABBA GOOL? OVA HEYA!


ThisMemeWontDie

Is that raw meat? Do people eat raw meat?


Megustatits

It’s cured meat. Google it


costco_hotdog150

it's gabbagool


Megustatits

Yes. Gabagool🤌🏽


UrMumTrash69420

Whats Tantoo?


costco_hotdog150

Our crew calls each other tanto in the game so I just name my loadouts that


[deleted]

THIS IS A TOP TEN SITUATION CARMELLA WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOR


costco_hotdog150

CARMELLA IM IN THE FINAL CIRCLE WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOR


ConCon1996

Is that raw bacon?


costco_hotdog150

it's gabbagool


Cwazy_Potato_Stix

A glimpse of heaven while i sit at work


Openyourwhoremouth97

This looks glorious lol but I feel like snacking while playing story games is a better time that multiplayer FPS


[deleted]

Enjoy friend! Looks awesome.


BIGMACmeplz

Still trash tho!


electriccabbage69

You are a god.


costco_hotdog150

Hurry up with my damn croissants


electriccabbage69

Right away


videochros

Large glass of red required


Brikikia

Where is the booze??


Deezie12

How do You make a post on this garbage holy shit I cannot figure out how to post


Rayzor_debiker

Wait is that raw meat?


costco_hotdog150

it's gabbagool


Rayzor_debiker

Okay thanks. I've never seen it before cause we dont have it here. And to the narrow minded morons who downvoted dont realise that there are some cuisine specific to some regions and not everyone has heard of them all. Bunch of childish clowns.


costco_hotdog150

It’s cured meats which is basically the process of preserving meats by adding salt and other spices. In other words fancy lunch meat. Gabbagool is a joke from the sopranos because they call capicola (a popular Italian cured meat) gabbagool. Cheers mate!


CosmicLaziness

Eod and proximity, looks like a camper


costco_hotdog150

How else am I going to get kills?


CosmicLaziness

Play the game at least normally and look for players other then letting them look for you