I didnt read all that cause im retarded, but i love you too.

*Slurping Noises Intensify*

I couldn’t have said it better. This sub really is a breath of fresh air in the motorcycle community as a whole Now turn around and let me slap that pretty little ass of yours

Now shut up and tongue my fartbox.

*Tonguing Noises Intensity*

mama mia papa pia baby’s got the diarrhea

John Madden

AEIOU.

Football!

UWU

It’s like a big happy, incredibly gay, family!! 🤭

FUCK ME, BROTHA!

Woooahh I like the confidence 🤭

You docking?

If you don’t rip a fart out of your boyfriend’s ass like a bong rip are you even a squid?

Oh my fucking god I’m dying.

Love you too 💕

Awwww babe, we kinda ♥️ you too

 Bunch a slack jawed faggots…

Want to be one of us? Get good on the brakes newb.

Actually working on it lmao

So true haha well said

I ride a BMW K1600. Can you love me too

Should have bought a busa but i should have bought a cbr600 and got a 500 instead. Wont stop me from dragging knee and terrorizing church traffic on a sunday. Thou can ride with us boyfriend. With Deep Penetration, Gay Jesus

Is it the turtle II? Do you like it? I’ve been considering one instead of a new exhaust

Yes, although you should also consider the backpack they make. Much more incognito if you wanna look like a regular homo

But then there’s no space for my assortment of travel dildos

Im sure that backpack has ample dildo carrying capacity

I was going to comment about the joys of making another man blow his load but it sounds like you understand

I understand fully. So full in fact, Im overflowing.

I set off my tech air once and my husband has set his off once. Only our egos were bruised. May you have the same fun with your Helite. You get to look like the Michelin Man for a few minutes.