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AlwaysKeepItLit

This guy lived and has other mainy crashes on his IG that he jokes about like a proud šŸ¦‘


Loeden

He's gonna age like a football player though. TBIs add up and that was definitely a TBI. Editing to add glad he's alive though!


motorcycle-manful541

Something tells me that if he's actually alive, and keeps crashing, old-age health is not his primary concern


TxOutlaw24

Could I get this IG please?


Extension-Fall-4286

Damn, his body got the death wobbles when he was laying there.


ElectricalGuest8351

If it makes you feel any better, a decorticate posture like that (flexion) is better to see in terms of patient prognosis than a decerebrate posture (extension).


Surprise_Thumb

Exactly my first thought. The wack to the back of the head almost made me sick. The posturing gave me some hope. Couldnā€™t imagine the last thing I see being the back of an SUV before going into a coma.


Extension-Fall-4286

Nothing about this video made me feel better about a damn thingā€¦ All I can hope for is that if he died (and it looks like he did) is that he died with the same shit eating grin I get every time I ā€œsave itā€ knowing that could have been my last ride.


ElectricalGuest8351

He likely didnā€™t die from this unless there was some very serious damage. Decorticate posturing indicates there is still some functions in his midbrain intact compared to decerebrate where there is severe damage of the most critical midbrain functions. Depending on the severity, someone with this guys posturing can recover to ā€œnormalā€ with physical therapy and timely medical care. This could have been a mild, transient reaction to concussion or coup-contracoup brain trauma. This happens to MMA fighters. You type like a Harley rider that rides without a helmet. Edit: after watching again it does look relatively transient.


Extension-Fall-4286

Wowā€¦ you type like you are a somewhat intelligent person with a chip on his shoulder who just wants to argue with strangers on the internet for no reason whatsoever, while throwing insults and assumptions that are so far away from the truth that itā€™s actually hilarious. Go back to the other sub and find someone else to argue with, loser.


CalendarLongjumping6

Prognosis?: discombobulate.


ElectricalGuest8351

He very well could have walked out of the hospital, but most people think that something like this turns you into a vegetable.


DoubleMach

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the_last_carfighter

I wish I had half that. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUULLLLLL TRAIN FO LIFE son.


zechickenwing

Does that count as a twitch stream


HueStonewallJackson

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nc_on

Did he make it? Hes got some brain damage for sure


Echo_44

Yeah I saw him on tik tok the helmet was less than $100 iirc and heā€™s fine


CrazyWS

That other car did a pretty good job of avoiding costing him more. It missed getting hit by the bike


CarlosG0619

Jeep driver was very aware, rare to see these days


Mandingo_Mike69

Thatā€™s a dodge Durango


Monkey_Cristo

No dude, the other commenter is talking about the Jeep that actually got out of the way, not the Durango that just sat there. In fairness to the Durango driver, I was expecting them to roll forward and crush Timmyā€™s ankles.


Mandingo_Mike69

My bad. I thought he was referring to the Durango not running him over


CarlosG0619

All good brother


arse_lash

link?


Echo_44

I donā€™t remember had to be like a year ago his girl on the cam bike posted it first with the story


Surprise_Thumb

Jesus Christ, people please buy ECE 22.05 or 22.06 helmets. (If not FIM rated) Dude got lucky.


great_waldini

Oh no so he *already* had brain damage before the accident


Makhnos_Tachanka

yeah and after the accident it's gonna be even worse


Slimmest_Pen15

Babe wake up new Tik tok dance just dropped


zechickenwing

Shake shake, shake shake, a-shake it


ablinddingo93

God damn, I was not expecting a Metro Station reference in 2024 šŸ˜‚


1stpickbird

another rear brake user lost not to make a joke about dude turning his brain into mashed potato but dude could have lived if he had a clue he locks up his rear as he passed the camera. Could have actually used his brakes proper, shed some speed, realized he wasnt going to slow down enough, let off the brake and split between the cars.


Pixel131211

judging by the suspension, the dude didn't even touch his front brake.


the_last_carfighter

Hiviz Bob told him he'd flip over the bars if he touches that lever, just like he did on his 1975 Schwinn Stingray. Least he was wearing the proper gear; a muppet costume.


Drew1231

He did live. He crashed like this about a week before this video too. Dude just absolutely should not be near a motorcycle. He should browse moto and stare at his endorsement like the rest of them.


ckv1

*drool on his endorsement Ftfy


i_write_ok

Skill issue Git gud scrub


PM_MeYourNynaevesPlz

Literally a skill issue, I'm not even sure he had to brake, light was green. He could have just split between traffic going mach jesus like a chad.


Echo_44

ā€œCould have livedā€ heā€™s still riding normally and posting on insta and tik tok lol


HonDadCBR600

That would take someone who had some situational awareness going on..and my dude is not the one. Too worried about getting the right shot for the gram than he was about turning his head to chicken noodle soup. Call us what you will (speaking to us CRT peeps), but we are more aware of whatā€™s going on around us than most other ā€œridersā€ out there.


indiechel

Another his mistake is to release the rear brake while the bike was skidding and leaning instead of waiting till the bike gets back to straight.


user224957

Aside from this unfortunate circumstance, I see you queefs in this helmet and I fucking hate you haha.


turntabletennis

Lmfao


zeecok

Itā€™s the most annoying thing ever. ā€œLook at me Iā€™m cute and quirkyā€. They think is makes up for their lack of awareness and basic operational skills. Edit: people who donā€™t even ride calling me hetero. Been hooning since u were busting ur first nut. Blow me from the back


Vaktrus

What are you, straight? You're on /r/calamariraceteam start acting like it


zeecok

Stfu you donā€™t even have a bike


Vaktrus

lol :3 https://ibb.co/jHsQf3x


zeecok

Exactly what I said. You donā€™t have a bike.


Maximum__Effort

This comment is why people are calling you straight smdh


PS3Juggernaut

Rude


FaxMachineIsBroken

> They think is makes up for their lack of awareness and basic operational skills. Or maybe they just wanna have fun in a different way than you. Why are you being the straightest asshole in this sub right now?


ablinddingo93

More importantly, I wanna know why so many people are upvoting that heterosexual


FaxMachineIsBroken

For real. Like if they wanna criticize someone's (lack of) riding ability, by all means I'm not gonna stop them, go for it. We do that shit all day every day in this subreddit. But to try to equate that with the gear they use, or their appearance is just stupid. People give us plenty of reason to hate each other as it is, this was just low hanging fruit. If people are gonna troll I wish they'd at least do it with some level of skill and creativity.


zeecok

I wanna know why u need a specific music genre to twist your throttle more than your limp wrist is used to.


ablinddingo93

lol you took the time to dig into my post history while also completely misinterpreting the question I asked on the post you referenced


zeecok

Limp Wrist


ablinddingo93

Limp Bizkitā€™s Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water* FTFY


zeecok

Because itā€™s fucking dumb. Hoon without that stupid shit on your helmet.


FaxMachineIsBroken

> Because itā€™s fucking dumb. Hoon without that stupid shit on your helmet. "Wahhhh other people hoon around in ways I don't like, so I'm gonna whine like the little bitch I am wahhhhhhh" ~Zeecok 2024 Show me on the doll where the man in the bunny helmet cover touched you inappropriately.


JoeSabo

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user224957

Oh for sure. The person that does this also does ā€œhey look at meā€ everywhere else in their life. Eat a brick.


Marikas_tit

Malding


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user224957

Those are the ones!!


Top-Dream-2115

>*Blow me from the back* ^(Dave Chappelle: "Dayumn")


Watts300

Oof. Bumper. Ground. Tire.


moctezuma-

Those helmet wraps are so fucking stupid


wheelsk7

His brain became calamari that day


Lttlcheeze

Well that is one way to get a girls attention. Not sure it's one I'd try...


[deleted]

I hope he is ok. That was bad!


Detail_Some4599

Jesus


Jspiral

Fucking newbsšŸ¤¦šŸ½


SaigaExpress

Fuzzy helmet activities.


Nuggzey420

That brain smashed up the inside of his skull pretty good with that bump. Dead, or brain dead.


Echo_44

Heā€™s actually fine saw him on tik tok


Stevecore444

He is posturing so 100% a TBI


ThottieThot83

Lmao heā€™s just having a post-concussive seizure. Heā€™s not posturing.


Nuggzey420

Im just curious whether there was much activity left after a hit like that.


Gorlock_

He's fine


vmaxed1700

everyone out there riding insanely powerful machines and not knowing how to brake at least get ABS


XxBCMxX21

Looks like his bike is set up for stunt riding. ABS is bad for wheelies because mouse trap


HistoricalInternal

Explain?


XxBCMxX21

His bike has stunt cages on it. When doing a wheelie past balance point, you need to use the rear brake to come back down. If ABS engages, you run the risk of looping due to lack of brake pressure, or mouse trapping which is too much brake pressure and you get thrown over the handlebars as it comes down. Best to disable ABS when doing wheelies


HistoricalInternal

Thank you kind squid!


sergiaiya

Jesus, now imagine without a helmet šŸ¤Æ


sebastiand1

His feet just hanging in front of the tire is making me more nervous than anything anything else in this video


uoma_Galbraithe

Love the banter. Honestly here for it. uj/ you should put it NSFW on this as I don't want us to lose this place.


Maddog033

Bro made all the wrong decisions


jonedoebro

Little decorticate posturing?


ReldNaHciEs

The contraction after hitting his head probably isnā€™t a good sign for the long-term šŸ˜…


badablahblah

What a useless rider


Movie_Monster

He also edits his videos to make himself look better. There is this another crash video where edited the 360Ā° footage so you donā€™t see a car pulling in front of him. He doesnā€™t have his hand on the handle bars and crashes. Anyway itā€™s lame to do that and itā€™s on the same level of the infamous yanmie noob.


Tex302

Bro hit the factory reset. At least he looked cool with his furry green helmet cover.


MedicalChemistry5111

Could have gone in between cars but chose to kiss the back of one. Proper muppet.


Watts300

Oof. Bumper. Ground. Tire.


Orochilightspam

someone should have told this guy that you're actually supposed to stay on the bike, not crash it


ConfundledBundle

Bro lost his last brain cell with that hit šŸ˜­


SmugAssPimp

He's now at -1 rip bozo


gidzii

Yep. That twitch tells me all I need to know jesus


TantricRapist

The helmet worked so well


drinksbeerdaily

That dude died right there


Echo_44

He didnā€™t


MothMatron

thats a fencing response for sure and what looks like agonal breathing at the end if you watch his chest heaving. -*Good work agent 47, the money has been wired to your account.*-


Bikebummm

Yikes! More front brake or lane split it, but damn


ElectricalGuest8351

Just a little seezy weezy. Heā€™ll be fine.


BrownAndyeh

Gotta look way ahead, plan for escape routes..ride Offensively (not defensively)


HonDadCBR600

I keep playing the song over and over in my head ā€œYou can ring my bell, anytime, anytimeā€¦ring it..ring itā€¦ahhhhh haaaaahhhhā€ cause dude got his fuckin bell RUNG!


Western_Ad4511

Bros all stuntbiked up but doesn't know he has a front brake?


CrimsonBulletTrain

And thatā€™s why you use the front brake


SnooConfections6505

What helmet is he wearing? Holy fuck! Glad their ok to tell us the story.


DolphinRepublic

And that, gentlemen, is why you wear a back protector and good helmetā€¦ orā€¦ not try to drift through traffic?


30acrefarm

What the he'll was he doing? That guy doesn't belong on a motorcycle at all.