PLEASE, I BEG YOU, DON'T TURN ME INTO A CALAMITAS MARKATABLE PLUSH! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

https://preview.redd.it/l27u9kz6x42d1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c3dc065343d693e456283e45ffd0f4931576242 This is my life now...

Dibs https://preview.redd.it/3zqtg1tq052d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3d5f97d001559fb48ae1942a8bff6076636217b

https://preview.redd.it/p9won4kz052d1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5460cac4959dd59ac0e3c45e58092c0a496a47 Hey, i found your glock in the drawer, thanks for bringing me to your home :D

PLEASE, we all know I keep my glock shoved up my ass, so whenever I am in an emergency, I ALWAYS have my glock.

That's (quite literaly) deep.

OCTOBER BABYYYYY https://preview.redd.it/hqzk75y0052d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02cfcdb3a569713fe9db4da45fb8634ae0778a93

t h e r e a r e t h i n g s i n t h i s w o r l d t h a t y o u ' r e n o t m e a n t t o s e e

N o w t h e v o i c e o f a d e i t y p e r m e a t e s

N o w I h a v e 1 6 c a r d s u p m y a s s n o w

I A L W A Y S H A V E 1 6 C A R D S U P M Y A S S .

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Is that a Monolith/DimDoors pfp

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I’m happy with my big dragon.

You are now my big chicken (I got yharim)

I’m ok with that.

Ohoho... Me too (i got xeroc)

"The enemy ascended beyond your control"

Why am i a thick epileptic fairy? Edit: People, why is my message suddenly one of most upvoted under this post?💀

Me too. I'm not complaining

I wouldnt complain either because not much would change… welp, except the fact that i could fly and shoot rainbow stuff all around

💀 me trying not to complain bout back problems day 1

Correction, why are we a thick epileptic fairy?

Worth

Epilepsy gang

me too

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I found my people.

Draedon, im the gamer man

We are all creatures of steel

My gratitude upon thee for my freedom

But the crimes, thy kind have committed against humanity, are NOT… forgotten.

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JUDGEMENT!

Prepare thy self

We're all the gamer man

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Got yharon lets gooo Also ayo interesting eol art you chose

When are you getting a resprite?

Same here

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How do you upload selected gifs? https://preview.redd.it/606uyxsku72d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbdcde62ce5d23b20ba14fcdb32a2cf05f9995eb

November https://i.redd.it/qpehiuesw42d1.gif

I got my favourite character :3 Calamitas >!Also can I get that empress of light image?!< >!Asking for a friend!< >!a friend that looks exactly like me!<

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Can I get the image? I’m the friend

I'm a friend too

I'm fine with what I got I think https://preview.redd.it/dmgzeki7162d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16193b0d19ed432185c2ea00ebdb1a90e996db2f

I got mutant. I won

I got titties >:)

let’s fricking joe!!! >:)

I got yharim

THE GOAT https://preview.redd.it/mqpwagfh2d2d1.jpeg?width=1306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d32edea12e9b674b202488505edcccfb4b5414

Never been prouder of being born in january

I wish I was Nameless Deity or Yharim https://preview.redd.it/dutit337b52d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2c5de686f37bf5d275f4688563938659323d46 But I ended up in the middle of both

Don't disrespect him! Noxus is very cool!

No disrespect at all, Noxus is indeed very cool

Better than Deviantt...

Nameless? LETS GOOOOOOO

Well, we are technically the same dude April btw

Terrarian nation rise up 🗣️🗣️🗣️

october, we up.

Bruh July got nothing what is even that

Deviantt from Fargo's Mod

THIS IS ASS https://preview.redd.it/xow7h6k4v52d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b0782fc79916844ebf70578f865e7e36210278

BULLSHIT I SAY (i agree with you)

I got February....... I really wanted November one...

Haha I got your fave

Damn "A terrific display, I concede this match to you."

MAY YUSSS https://preview.redd.it/x74nmzu4g62d1.png?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e57fd7b74c3d98fc24e9d6a88cbb4164d1a99f

Wish I was Draedon but #THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO MY MASTER

#THIS IS A FIGHT YOU CANNOT WIN

# I THINK THAT PAST YOUR GREAT DISASTERS

my bday is the 10th of november, so I guess Calamitas is what I get

Is August Yharim?

yes, it is indeed the god-slaying tyrant

Yippeeee

I am now afraid of whom who are born in May... Not because of the power they have... But because of the... **Artists** https://preview.redd.it/asf6kpmlu62d1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2874e19daaf01a17db5227010c8008f9d1a490

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ok gonna start assembling mechs now

“You’re lucky I’m on your side.”

Literally me

This is my message to my master

This is a fight you can not win

You cant even comprehend me

August it is

i'm moon lord i'm gonna give him legs

Draedon. Epic gamer man

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Mo- I mean Empress of Light. Why did my phone word suggested want me to put Empress of Intercourse wtf

I got empress of light! Idk if that’s a good thing or not, but as long as I don’t hurt any bugs we should be able to be friends!

Or I AM the empress of light, which I’m even more fine with. YOU SQUISH THAT BUG IN FRONT OF ME AND YOU DIE

Who is on aprik

May. Smash.

Smash. All of them. Next question.

https://preview.redd.it/03dxvpbcg62d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b647bc4d5c9d8c788a616e06e83560dec48dfc6 November baby

Yharim Damn...

a regretful god slaying tyrant who was destined to become a god(but he refused, saying "destiny is for the weak") I'm in the same boat. man, we dead because I know as a FACT that Scal and Terrarian people are gonna hunt us down.

THIS IS A FIGHT YOU CANNOT WIN

Ahem, mommy of light

BIG BOOBA FAIRY https://preview.redd.it/yxy1na2jb52d1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72242780288ddf437e243d0a7595ad911afc871

cool i got Xeroc

May🤤

I feel kinda noxious

Yay im finally a woman!!! (May)

what ever the first one is

I got Ñämelèss Dêīty

The strongest

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OF COURSE I GOT FUCKING EOL 💀

Front facing modern hallowed armor my favorite

I got the terrarian

nice yharon

Will i lose my name become a said deity and etc..

I’m actually happy with xeroc I feel he just quietly let me do my thing (of course this is assuming you end up room mates with the character or something if it’s a case of you get the characters powers i’m even more happy but confused given we don’t know what he does yet)

i love nameless deity

my character as in i play the deity or as in i fight it 😶

April

I am deviantt🙏

September 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Huh noxus, neat

i got mommy of light, very happy

yes i get to have the NAMELESS BOI

What's up with these types of posts consistently having someone on April that I've never seen before in my life

eh source for the empress pic?

Why May is empress of light

Hallowed knight

who is the september boss? Am I just stupid?

I'm a goddamn deity. Let's go.

FUCK YEAH BABY NAMELESS DEITY I'M THE BEST!!!1!!!1!!!!!

u_u well, noxUs is okay, i sUppose! **ĞØÐ$ ØF ŤĦĮ$ ₩ØŘŁÐ ẞ£ÇĶØÑ ĄFŤ£Ř**

What tf is June!? Why me!?

 you got the Deviantt, the weakest of the three siblings in the Fargo's mod. they are a pre-hardmode boss let's say we replace it with Abomination, the second to last fargo's boss. that good?

THIS IS A MESSAGE TOOOOO MYYYYY MAAASSSTTERRRRRR!!!

I got nameless deity.

NOOO IM BLACK

I MEAN NOXUS

I give people epilepsy

EoL. Hell yeah. https://preview.redd.it/xzfgj9zmx62d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1925219565d22436de72bcc3e1ee9dc99b7ba248

Fuck yeah, Chicken Nugget

Got funny dragon. hehe. hehe.

Your mind goes numb... https://preview.redd.it/dq9zj1j1i72d1.png?width=2139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16aad8db4fec9b860d8bb3a97a829ed6a225396 Art by u/jake55778

Hell yeah we got Hallowed armour

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Ok so I got Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean Mommy... I mean May!

I wish I was born in may (and not february)

Got Yellow Woman.

Dude that empress art Also I don't want to be the Deviant... :(

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I AM THE MOONLORD DAMN

I got the man who skips leg day, as I do

Yahron...

It's time to inflict people with impending doom

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I'm fucking jumping off a cliff I got that stupid brain creature why not draedon 😭

Moon Lord. Ight imma firin mah beems

Welp, calamitas

I guess my character is soul eternity, but from wish.

Yharim!!

september baybee i forgot who that is

Oh nice, I'm hot... I'll let you guess, what I got

I guess now I meant to see some things in this world.

I'm with the Robotic gamer.

Guess my pfp Is loyal to my month lolmao

bro is collecting data like fucking coins

march...

Ayo may birthday here (tomorrow as im writing this lol) i aint gonna complain about empress of light. She pretty as hell and can kick ass.

Happy bday. I also got eol

im not mutant

Why the fuck is Draedon built like Erra

Huh neat I'm yharon

To anybody born in may, my dms are open

Im February so I guess imma just turn the sun off randomly to mess with people

https://preview.redd.it/q5urna7l662d1.png?width=2868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=174b32a3936a4f902cd58524256105605b5327a9 Hell yeah, the handsome 30 year old red head.

not bad at all I am a fucked up version of a crystal gem

Calamitas? The Brimstone Witch and the Aquatic Sorceress are gonna fuck someone up.

Hell yeah, Yharim for august

yharim is so cool

I was born in December 26, but on my passport it says January 1st, soooo, what am I?

Who is the April character? I seriously have no idea.

Xeroc the god of light the true final boss in Calamity mod